Name: Andrew Santino Turns 100! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-10-11T15:00:33.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Turns 100! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-11. Transcript available.

have you thought about what you'd be like at a hundred dead i'll be fucking
dead there's no way
i'm lasting past a hundred i mean 90 i'm like i can see eastwood went to 90 you
have an eastwood
vibe do you think it's why because we both hate koreans yeah you guys hate the
asians yeah yeah
but um i mean what are you going to be like at that age yeah but i see i won't
be a member of
society anymore we've talked about this i'm going to live in complete isolation
yeah i'm not going
to be i won't be living in a major metropolitan area yeah what happens if you
get sick andrew
then i die by the lake yeah i go down to the water and i fall in like a man do
you believe that jimmy
carter and his wife are still alive still right now no they're not they he died
no jimmy carter
he's still they're in hospice both both of them are dying together he's 98
years old they're dying
together though see this is no way to live but is that romantic no if you're
dying that's your wife
okay here here's jimmy carter here's here's wonderful look at that no
disrespect to the
carter family here's jimmy carter up yeah yeah he did yeah we're fucking right
no no all they're
hearing last they're hearing uh uh and then the nurse mr carter you shit all
over the bed again
we have to lift you up and clean up all the poop yeah yeah really that's what
it is every day but what
you're falling apart in front of someone you love yeah but you're he's not
no thanks you think she's crawling over there
there's no teeth it must feel good
you want you want a gummy jimmy yeah no i mean look
you look at that look at the beautiful man where am i that's another face yeah
who am i you're on the
moon yeah yeah yeah you know we never went there in the first place you're like
a skywalker
i just don't want to be that old where look i the love that oh my god look at
the wife the
commitment and what does she look like this is like that's her now i know but
what did she look
like before probably stunning yeah what's her name judy carter what's her name
mm-hmm it's not weird we don't know her name yeah what's her name
rosalyn rosalyn yeah look zoom in young a young rosalyn carter yeah
yeah still old why does he look that was in 1940s well give me the one that
they got married you can
see their look at that beautiful let's zoom that in oh yeah that's the rosalyn
right that's the
handsome he was dude a little bit i gotta tell you what do you mean like a
sniper yeah well yeah
those teeth are sniping something chomper whoppers yeah yeah she was pretty
though she was
pretty yeah yeah well look my point is dying next to someone you love like this
little titties
huh no no no no no no no carlos back me up no no no no she's a little kiwi to
the taste no no no no
no no no no yeah yeah 1950s this is a first lady 1940s little he looks like cillian
murphy
yeah with a you think he looks like cillian murphy
mm-hmm no oh because she's got a big crush on him yeah look at him he's one of
your faves isn't he
so we've moved on past uh no i'm still in love with harry styles
oh my god did you want to go to taylor swift's concert while they were here
you did but why didn't you go it's too expensive look at this you have old
old money bags over here scrooge mcduck you wouldn't give you wouldn't give it
her money
for the tickets no if she said tito bobby i really want to go see taylor swift
you wouldn't
give it to her i could have when's your birthday november she's gone man
yeah the shows are gone yeah unless you want to go see him see her somewhere
else
no i'm fine oh a big fan i see she leaves she nah i don't need to see her yeah
but you know i
know of somebody that went to the show in washington nikki glazier went to like
four or five yeah and
but this this person is an average person doesn't have nikki glazier funds
right right so she afforded
yeah so she had to take this girl that i know had to take a bus you park and
there's a bus
filled with screaming eight-year-old girls yeah jam-packed in a bus yeah you
and then you can't
even go into the fucking thing for a couple hours that's like carlos's dream
yeah dude
dude i'm not into eight-year-old girls that's insane oh nine it's nine anyway
um no so then she then
she waited four hours after that because she had to wait for the bus to pick
everyone up but the
line was so long it was cold and she was shaking and i'm like is it worth it i
mean
i think it is hi it's me oh i'm the problem it's i'm the problem it's me yeah
it'll be worth it
it'd be worth it i think it's worth it you know what it is when you're young do
you remember going
to a concert when you were young and it was fucking amazing yeah yeah that's
what i mean it was worth
it when you're young it's so it's worth every second that's why when you get
older and you go
somewhere you're like i'm gonna do this as conveniently as possible you're like
i'm gonna
make it easy for me to do this what is this behind the scenes footage no
speaking of concerts carlos
santana had an anti-trans rant whoa let's hear it yeah i can't wait
god made you and me before we came out of the womb and you start believing that
you could be
something that
it sounds good
but you know it ain't right
because the woman is a woman and the man is a man
by the way how funny dude how funny is this ready he's like i don't like trans
people and it's just
like the ocean under the moon
yeah yeah wow oh my god oh my god what is he doing what is it why do
why i'll tell you i'll tell you why but just
i'll tell you why why does he care to talk about it in the middle of a concert
what a weird thing to bring up in the middle of a show
transgender people should stay in the closet he says oh
oh wow that's accepting yeah that's nice and warm but look at his audience
probably
old latinos yeah i mean there's i mean there's not like who it is there's not
like a 22 year
old girl there with blue hair yeah i mean i don't know if that's true carlos
santana transcended
a lot of generations i would argue have you been to a carl santana what i didn't
say me but i said
he does transcend generations i bet i don't know anybody that's went oh dude i
went to the carlos
santana show let me think no no yeah nobody i know but he did but he has been
no one i've ever
met so who does go i don't know that's why i mean google who is carlos santana
have you heard
of carlos santana no she doesn't know she doesn't see that's what i'm saying
yeah but he is a
phenomenal guitarist i mean i imagine her at the concert going what the is he
good enough of a
guitarist to be publicly against trans people and we still support him no no it's
insane it's insane
carlos santana wow i i imagine it's old white guys is it old white guys maybe
these guys is this kind
of like the jimmy buffett click yeah do you know what i mean like is it margaritaville
type of cats
did you look up carlos santana's audience yeah fan base fan base we'll go to
their fan page they
gotta have a so here's the deal carlos is struggling with something of his own
what do you mean why else
would he bring it up so adamantly oh he's going through something isn't
interesting nobody would
bring that up out of nowhere if they themselves weren't going through something
like he's literally
on stage vocalizing yeah a man is a man you're born a man yeah i mean seriously
it's like when it's like
when someone's like hate the gays and then they go to like a gate like when a
politician is like gay
people don't deserve to be married yeah then they catch them at a gay nightclub
blowing three dudes
what's he going through huh from team santana carlos santana salvador santana
and jose santana
release new song yeah it was it well there's a fan jahid khan jahid khan oh
there's ronda she met
uh carlos and we met carlos santana on a cruise out of galveston texas he sat
with my family for a
while just hung out my husband is disabled and can't walk well that's why he
hung out so
carlos such a beautiful soul my husband is now in icu in gainesville that's so
sad meaning santana
was a highlight of his life that's very nice i mean no that's very sweet yeah
unless the whole time
he met with his husband he was just like what's up with these trans people dog
husband's like i couldn't
leave yeah yeah