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see this is what's fucked up this guy selling fake ps5 saying his son had covid
and died
this is like the scam that you ran on twitter i'm still running are you making
a lot of money on
that yeah i can't get that thing back it's on x you know how many people have
literally hit us up
and been like why did bobby run a ps5 scam on twitter i know i know well how do
you get a
twitter account back we got to call elan yeah and you know what he wrote right
there after he said
the trans rant nobody's perfect nobody's perfect that's such a good that's such
a good laugh
anyway you don't even know who that is no i don't guess what kind of music do
you think it is
um rock yeah yeah that's rock yeah it's rock yeah yeah latin rock it's rock the
songs are probably
popular popular songs i think the popular song has no vocals to it right
keep going oh i know that yeah keep going yeah they play that at the disco
at the disco yeah i literally when you just did that what fucking year are you
also can i just say that i don't know what song do it again i don't know what
song do you know what song
do it again do it again wait
wait
try to do that like the bass maybe because i'm more of a bass guy i know more
of a bass guy
i'm all about that bass yeah he doesn't play the bass i'm doing the guitar
give us the fucking song give us the song yeah
by the way
yeah and honestly yeah that was much better than the first time
how did you even pick up on that i don't i don't know fancy is just really good
so when
you're at the disco which i don't know what disco you would go yeah what disco
you're going
to yeah in the philippines okay don't get angry what's it called what's it
called i don't know
disco you go to a place and you don't know what it's called yeah because
because it changes
names every week no in every town there's like a festival every week not every
week
they're like every month okay and then there's like a in like the basketball
court
they by the way yeah how low is that hoop there's no way that's 10 feet yeah
you guys just know what
you could get it up that yeah yeah so at the basket that's a disco at the
basketball court you guys do
disco yeah yeah wow look at them so it that's you when you're a little kid uh-huh
and who dances
there all ages all ages that's inappropriate they should have some separation
do you can i just say
something like this kid is part look at that guy's like on coke in the
background this white guy's on
coke stumbled into this party but when i do my talent show there though yeah
you've been to how many two
two yeah yeah the whole place fills up oh yeah it's they got nothing else to do
also i bet you there was ac in there there's no it was outside oh really it's
literally outside yeah
they have fans no it's i'm sweating you're dripping and i'm like in a dry sauna
because you sweat when
it's cold in here i know i'm sweating now i know yeah yeah it's sweaty it's a
sweaty business does
anybody have air conditioning out there only the rich people super rich super
have you ever been in a
a house in the philippines with air conditioning yeah her mom's house so your
mom is super rich her
dad's a lawyer and so you can't get mcdonald's or starbucks you liar you guys
have air conditioning
like when she grew up as a kid right yeah she had there was no running water
the showers were like
with a bucket yeah right i still like a bucket shower yeah i do them sometimes
in my back you would
have to heat up the water we don't even heat it heat it up it's like 95 all
year round
out there right just leave it outside so you do that yeah there's like leaks
like our house was so
small that we had to just sleep in one bedroom and there's like mouse cockroaches
everything
and then the bathroom was so what's so funny carlos you can't tell the
difference between
the cockroaches and the mouse i mean i can't believe there's both of them i
just i'm feeling
for rudy right is there a war let me ask you something there's no i want to
know about the
cockroaches in the mouth there is there's no one it's been a long stand i'm a
cockroach hey
what are you doing here to me yeah your mouse i cockroach so okay what what you
want to team up
you want to team up let's attack this little brown girl yeah yeah let's what do
you want to do
well i'll i'll i'll take a i'll take a on her face when she sleeps oh yeah yeah
yeah yeah what about
you nibble nibble nibble you're gonna eat her on the toe on the toe let's go
let's go and there's
like i don't know the english word but it's train train oh there's a choo-choo
train no wait wait
what it's like hey hey you want to do it's an insect it's an insect let's pull
the old train train
what is that that one that was roly-poly oh who's that that's bobby lila do you
call those train trains
train train they're so long it's two trains yeah and then they burn you when
they like
what do you mean they burn that's all that is is that's just a fucking no dude
you've never seen
anything like that's a millipede you've never seen anything like i've seen a
centipede in a millipede
before we have these in the united states so what does a train train do they're
choo-choo they just like
autistic kids love these yeah what does a train train do nothing but they burn
you if you if they
touch your skin right does a train train burn you does it burn you does a train
train insect burn
i've tried it you tried to like there's like red marks on your skin well then
don't do it yeah millipede
see it's a millipede there's a toxin that's in millipedes oh i see we have
these millipede toxin
can cause blisters and burns wash your skin right away if you don't think a
millipede has emitted
any liquid onto your skin this can help prevent a possible allergic reaction
you might develop
do people use millipede toxins for good because i'd be curious to know whoa
dude what do you work for
putin i mean none of your business why don't you see what happens in the next
one yeah wow
millipede toxin is it better can you eat it food see you eating millipedes as
food so let me ask you
something you have the train trains cockroaches and mouse mice mice right what
else um spiders
of course yeah lizards um i like lizards yeah salamanders yeah you have salamanders
yeah yeah
monitor lizard the one that i ate oh yeah the monitor i do like monitor yeah
yeah looking does anybody
have to keep any of these as pets spiders we like play with it oh interesting
interesting yeah so you just
will get a spider you get a spider you put it on a match box so like have like
a house you put a
spider inside of a match box yeah as their house and then you play fights with
other people who have
spiders and like they battle in like a stick what do you mean you throw you
wait wait wait do you like
this yeah they're like cockfight oh my god go back go back go back this is
insane did you guys bet
yeah bet so so you put your spider on a stick on a stick on the other side yeah
another side and how
how do you know that they'll fight what if they just go up to each other
because they kill well sometimes
they don't fight you know why they fight because you've trapped them in a box
forever
and they're they don't know why yeah you put them in a match box but we feed it
feed them what do you
feed them train trains no look at this look at this there it is yeah like that
like that oh my god
we have ufc they have that yeah
it's like saying so this is a cool this is a thing that a lot of kids do yeah
yeah and yeah and if he tries to web away they just grab his web and yeah put
it back they put it
back oh wow okay until something dies or something there's death or someone
gets hungry what's that
what's that that's a matchbox that's where you put it that's a that's an that's
a macbook that's a
oh so you you you carry it alone yeah good job you can't even bring it in
school what you can bring
it in school so that you can play with the other students wake up man how have
i not gone to the
philippines yet right look at that that's insane insane i want to go i want to
see this i want to
see the war though that looks like a spider that'll bite yeah yeah so no is
there kids that die from
spider bites not that i heard of yeah because they don't tell anybody they want
to keep this game
going there's a lot of money and spider imagine one of those spiders biting a
philippine kid that bit
spider-man there's not a lot of buildings there so he's not he's like webbing
toward like trees yeah and
he's just kind of just yeah right spider-man spider-man philippines do not have
a lot of
spiders the ones they do have are mainly harmless even so the philippines is
home to a few dangerous
species such as the redback and the black widow but is there a deadly insect
there that you guys are
afraid of like no do you have lyme disease there or no like ticks they've got
to have ticks there's
ticks but there's no such thing as lyme disease that's a white people thing
that's us is it real
lyme disease yeah it's real for whites but you know we'll complain about
anything oh yeah yeah
my back i think it's the lying disease i think it's a real thing yeah dengue
fever oh yeah have you
had that i've had that what is it i want thank you for so bad so it's
mosquitoes bite you and then
you what do you you shit and vomit for like days and days and days but you lose
so much weight you
look great afterwards should we get some deg in i want dengue fever so bad why
is bill gates working
on another covet let's get a dengue going over here yeah yeah how about this
rabies how common is
rabies over there are you getting bit by dogs malaria is a classic yeah that's
old school yeah hepatitis
has been there done that yeah but i do think rabies is wild in the philippines
department of health
at uh epistemology bureau uh uh 55 human rabies cases and deaths what so far
this year yeah that's
so many people 55 people are dying from rabies i don't know dude there's a lot
of people there dude
how many americans people die from rabies in the united states yeah yeah public
health problem it's
a big deal but in rabies how about america why are you laughing carlos at all
these things dude
carlos this isn't funny dude did you go you didn't go with us to the philippines
no you went right andreas that was fun right i feel like carlos would die in
the philippines
he would probably yeah yeah no why there's gotta be glory holes there that's
how we get a dengue
can you get dengue from a glory hole i feel like i do well over there in what
way i feel like people
just like me in other countries i just smile and kind of just smoke a cigarette
or something i know but
you know what no can i just say something about you what you know about oh god
i mean what there's like
some sexual sexual that he's gonna get involved in oh yeah like it's not even
it's not far from
like bangkok all that stuff no they have it there oh they do yeah yeah yeah
what they have like lady
boys and stuff yeah but that's in thailand mostly right no they haven't there's
a lot of lady boys
there's so many lady boys there were you friends with any lady boys growing up
yeah i had a lot
anybody in your family was a lady boy no carlos santana would have hated that
huh dude what if
your cousins had a bobby lee shirt on oh hot dog shirt oh yeah paul yeah paul
dude i was i go to this
village where his cousin lives and i sort of got he has a my face on it when i
played bass on it right
going oh hot dog but he's out there like doing grout work with it yeah you're
his work shirt yeah but it
was insane i was like how i don't know i've always had that yeah they're well
you know they we fly in stuff
for them they yeah anything at the goodwill we drop in boxes i was flattered
actually well he didn't
buy it oh what those were that's that that you know we give them just boxes of
yeah what you know what
it is you know like when you went to a special like thrift store together no
you know when they make
two different they make shirts for in a championship for sports they make one
for each team in case the
other one wins yeah and then and the other ones go to the philippines that's
mixed in with a box of mad tv
stuff oh okay a couple of mixology posters yeah all the old all the old bangers
that we used to do yeah

Rudy Loves Fancy Karaoke! | Bad Friends Clips

see this is what's fucked up this guy selling fake ps5 saying his son had covid
and died
this is like the scam that you ran on twitter i'm still running are you making
a lot of money on
that yeah i can't get that thing back it's on x you know how many people have
literally hit us up
and been like why did bobby run a ps5 scam on twitter i know i know well how do
you get a
twitter account back we got to call elan yeah and you know what he wrote right
there after he said
the trans rant nobody's perfect nobody's perfect that's such a good that's such
a good laugh
anyway you don't even know who that is no i don't guess what kind of music do
you think it is
um rock yeah yeah that's rock yeah it's rock yeah yeah latin rock it's rock the
songs are probably
popular popular songs i think the popular song has no vocals to it right
keep going oh i know that yeah keep going yeah they play that at the disco
at the disco yeah i literally when you just did that what fucking year are you
also can i just say that i don't know what song do it again i don't know what
song do you know what song
do it again do it again wait
wait
try to do that like the bass maybe because i'm more of a bass guy i know more
of a bass guy
i'm all about that bass yeah he doesn't play the bass i'm doing the guitar
give us the fucking song give us the song yeah
by the way
yeah and honestly yeah that was much better than the first time
how did you even pick up on that i don't i don't know fancy is just really good
so when
you're at the disco which i don't know what disco you would go yeah what disco
you're going
to yeah in the philippines okay don't get angry what's it called what's it
called i don't know
disco you go to a place and you don't know what it's called yeah because
because it changes
names every week no in every town there's like a festival every week not every
week
they're like every month okay and then there's like a in like the basketball
court
they by the way yeah how low is that hoop there's no way that's 10 feet yeah
you guys just know what
you could get it up that yeah yeah so at the basket that's a disco at the
basketball court you guys do
disco yeah yeah wow look at them so it that's you when you're a little kid uh-huh
and who dances
there all ages all ages that's inappropriate they should have some separation
do you can i just say
something like this kid is part look at that guy's like on coke in the
background this white guy's on
coke stumbled into this party but when i do my talent show there though yeah
you've been to how many two
two yeah yeah the whole place fills up oh yeah it's they got nothing else to do
also i bet you there was ac in there there's no it was outside oh really it's
literally outside yeah
they have fans no it's i'm sweating you're dripping and i'm like in a dry sauna
because you sweat when
it's cold in here i know i'm sweating now i know yeah yeah it's sweaty it's a
sweaty business does
anybody have air conditioning out there only the rich people super rich super
have you ever been in a
a house in the philippines with air conditioning yeah her mom's house so your
mom is super rich her
dad's a lawyer and so you can't get mcdonald's or starbucks you liar you guys
have air conditioning
like when she grew up as a kid right yeah she had there was no running water
the showers were like
with a bucket yeah right i still like a bucket shower yeah i do them sometimes
in my back you would
have to heat up the water we don't even heat it heat it up it's like 95 all
year round
out there right just leave it outside so you do that yeah there's like leaks
like our house was so
small that we had to just sleep in one bedroom and there's like mouse cockroaches
everything
and then the bathroom was so what's so funny carlos you can't tell the
difference between
the cockroaches and the mouse i mean i can't believe there's both of them i
just i'm feeling
for rudy right is there a war let me ask you something there's no i want to
know about the
cockroaches in the mouth there is there's no one it's been a long stand i'm a
cockroach hey
what are you doing here to me yeah your mouse i cockroach so okay what what you
want to team up
you want to team up let's attack this little brown girl yeah yeah let's what do
you want to do
well i'll i'll i'll take a i'll take a on her face when she sleeps oh yeah yeah
yeah yeah what about
you nibble nibble nibble you're gonna eat her on the toe on the toe let's go
let's go and there's
like i don't know the english word but it's train train oh there's a choo-choo
train no wait wait
what it's like hey hey you want to do it's an insect it's an insect let's pull
the old train train
what is that that one that was roly-poly oh who's that that's bobby lila do you
call those train trains
train train they're so long it's two trains yeah and then they burn you when
they like
what do you mean they burn that's all that is is that's just a fucking no dude
you've never seen
anything like that's a millipede you've never seen anything like i've seen a
centipede in a millipede
before we have these in the united states so what does a train train do they're
choo-choo they just like
autistic kids love these yeah what does a train train do nothing but they burn
you if you if they
touch your skin right does a train train burn you does it burn you does a train
train insect burn
i've tried it you tried to like there's like red marks on your skin well then
don't do it yeah millipede
see it's a millipede there's a toxin that's in millipedes oh i see we have
these millipede toxin
can cause blisters and burns wash your skin right away if you don't think a
millipede has emitted
any liquid onto your skin this can help prevent a possible allergic reaction
you might develop
do people use millipede toxins for good because i'd be curious to know whoa
dude what do you work for
putin i mean none of your business why don't you see what happens in the next
one yeah wow
millipede toxin is it better can you eat it food see you eating millipedes as
food so let me ask you
something you have the train trains cockroaches and mouse mice mice right what
else um spiders
of course yeah lizards um i like lizards yeah salamanders yeah you have salamanders
yeah yeah
monitor lizard the one that i ate oh yeah the monitor i do like monitor yeah
yeah looking does anybody
have to keep any of these as pets spiders we like play with it oh interesting
interesting yeah so you just
will get a spider you get a spider you put it on a match box so like have like
a house you put a
spider inside of a match box yeah as their house and then you play fights with
other people who have
spiders and like they battle in like a stick what do you mean you throw you
wait wait wait do you like
this yeah they're like cockfight oh my god go back go back go back this is
insane did you guys bet
yeah bet so so you put your spider on a stick on a stick on the other side yeah
another side and how
how do you know that they'll fight what if they just go up to each other
because they kill well sometimes
they don't fight you know why they fight because you've trapped them in a box
forever
and they're they don't know why yeah you put them in a match box but we feed it
feed them what do you
feed them train trains no look at this look at this there it is yeah like that
like that oh my god
we have ufc they have that yeah
it's like saying so this is a cool this is a thing that a lot of kids do yeah
yeah and yeah and if he tries to web away they just grab his web and yeah put
it back they put it
back oh wow okay until something dies or something there's death or someone
gets hungry what's that
what's that that's a matchbox that's where you put it that's a that's an that's
a macbook that's a
oh so you you you carry it alone yeah good job you can't even bring it in
school what you can bring
it in school so that you can play with the other students wake up man how have
i not gone to the
philippines yet right look at that that's insane insane i want to go i want to
see this i want to
see the war though that looks like a spider that'll bite yeah yeah so no is
there kids that die from
spider bites not that i heard of yeah because they don't tell anybody they want
to keep this game
going there's a lot of money and spider imagine one of those spiders biting a
philippine kid that bit
spider-man there's not a lot of buildings there so he's not he's like webbing
toward like trees yeah and
he's just kind of just yeah right spider-man spider-man philippines do not have
a lot of
spiders the ones they do have are mainly harmless even so the philippines is
home to a few dangerous
species such as the redback and the black widow but is there a deadly insect
there that you guys are
afraid of like no do you have lyme disease there or no like ticks they've got
to have ticks there's
ticks but there's no such thing as lyme disease that's a white people thing
that's us is it real
lyme disease yeah it's real for whites but you know we'll complain about
anything oh yeah yeah
my back i think it's the lying disease i think it's a real thing yeah dengue
fever oh yeah have you
had that i've had that what is it i want thank you for so bad so it's
mosquitoes bite you and then
you what do you you shit and vomit for like days and days and days but you lose
so much weight you
look great afterwards should we get some deg in i want dengue fever so bad why
is bill gates working
on another covet let's get a dengue going over here yeah yeah how about this
rabies how common is
rabies over there are you getting bit by dogs malaria is a classic yeah that's
old school yeah hepatitis
has been there done that yeah but i do think rabies is wild in the philippines
department of health
at uh epistemology bureau uh uh 55 human rabies cases and deaths what so far
this year yeah that's
so many people 55 people are dying from rabies i don't know dude there's a lot
of people there dude
how many americans people die from rabies in the united states yeah yeah public
health problem it's
a big deal but in rabies how about america why are you laughing carlos at all
these things dude
carlos this isn't funny dude did you go you didn't go with us to the philippines
no you went right andreas that was fun right i feel like carlos would die in
the philippines
he would probably yeah yeah no why there's gotta be glory holes there that's
how we get a dengue
can you get dengue from a glory hole i feel like i do well over there in what
way i feel like people
just like me in other countries i just smile and kind of just smoke a cigarette
or something i know but
you know what no can i just say something about you what you know about oh god
i mean what there's like
some sexual sexual that he's gonna get involved in oh yeah like it's not even
it's not far from
like bangkok all that stuff no they have it there oh they do yeah yeah yeah
what they have like lady
boys and stuff yeah but that's in thailand mostly right no they haven't there's
a lot of lady boys
there's so many lady boys there were you friends with any lady boys growing up
yeah i had a lot
anybody in your family was a lady boy no carlos santana would have hated that
huh dude what if
your cousins had a bobby lee shirt on oh hot dog shirt oh yeah paul yeah paul
dude i was i go to this
village where his cousin lives and i sort of got he has a my face on it when i
played bass on it right
going oh hot dog but he's out there like doing grout work with it yeah you're
his work shirt yeah but it
was insane i was like how i don't know i've always had that yeah they're well
you know they we fly in stuff
for them they yeah anything at the goodwill we drop in boxes i was flattered
actually well he didn't
buy it oh what those were that's that that you know we give them just boxes of
yeah what you know what
it is you know like when you went to a special like thrift store together no
you know when they make
two different they make shirts for in a championship for sports they make one