Name: Bobby Really Plays Too Many Video Games | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-10-16T15:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Really Plays Too Many Video Games | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Really Plays Too Many Video Games | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-16. Transcript available.

let's try let's do an exercise here bud okay let's go with this extreme
opposite
yeah show him that clip right show him this woman look at this korean woman
from the hood
kiss korean i ever seen he's been going in almost two hours i've been coming
since i've been here
you might be stopped what's wrong with the house phone
you rush the man restaurant no john i've been here since it's a climb look at
it got the 9 30
you for 8 9 30 he ain't got that no you're not in the bathroom i know you ain't
in the bathroom
two hours wait watch when she calls
rocky call me i've been calling you i don't know what you at yeah that
that's probably in any fish yeah i love her i love the fuck is out there
fishing and yeah yeah
but what was the exercise what is it we'll just talk about something completely
different what
do you want to talk about mrs kim in the hood that's mrs kim in the hood they
said she makes
the best collard greens oh you want to talk about butterflies buddy you know
this guy yeah all right
so i was before the hurricane i've been out on my patio and just in the sun
sure right there's a lot
of butterflies out yeah okay and what i realized is that butterflies they fly
together and they do a
dance no they're mating it's not brought back sex dude when they're flying in
tandem they're made
what did you do yeah you brought a right that's supposed to talk about sex and
you're over here
birds and bees how do you know could they couldn't that because why are they
flying were they in an
aerial show in their own studio 54 like boom boom they're just and what did
they do at studio 54
they danced so they could go i see what you're saying oh you're right
okay let's talk taking the air out of my chair okay okay look at them dude that's
butterfly porn
did you fuck them butterflies everything does buddy one of my favorite moments
ever
seventh grade seventh grade the toughest kid in my neighborhood david clark it's
always first name
last name david clark he would always talk to the teacher we're in mr coon's
science class
and he first off got kicked out one day for just putting cart he got bored so
he started putting
carmex on his shaved head yeah he goes i thought it'd be funny and then one day
he was like a big
kid yeah this is before he got sent to military school he's just sitting in
science class and he goes
hey mr coons how did we learn about mosses moss and stuff he goes hey mr coons
how do mosses
fuck like that and everyone was like he's like get the hell out of here
legitimate question legitimate
science question he was saying that he's leaving he goes i'm sorry that's a
science question that
technically is a science question and i really as as an adult i'm like if you
phrased it different
yeah it's a great question you just stayed in the class yeah but that's the
story of our whole lives
guys like us was like man you should have just done it a different way i know
what you were trying to
do but that's why you're think you're funny could i always go the other way
because he kicked him out
and then he went now reproductive wise so you're gonna answer the question you
got he asked an honest
question you just have to get there the right way that was the thing i could
never do that in school
me neither that's why us guys that's why comics yeah we always were trying to
find the tricky funny way
to do the thing to get away with it because even though we knew we were smart
enough to go
i know this is going to get me in trouble but it's going to it's going to be
great and then i'm going
to tell my parents i'm just i just drew a dick and gave it to the health
teacher it was just a dick
they gave us pictures of dicks i got suspended in seventh grade because we were
learning about
onomatopoeias and acronyms and i was just doing like wild onomatopoeia acronyms
like splat and i would
like write out like a crazy shit and my teacher was like what is this it was
like aliens barfing on this
i was just like and i like write this like crazy ass and they were like we got
to suspend you you
can't be writing that and then my mom was like technically you did the
assignment yeah yeah what
do you want me to do lady so can i play nintendo 64 or not are you going to
take it out of the basement
or can i go downstairs and play nintendo definitely lived in the basement by
the way it was the only
place you the nintendo 64 couldn't get on a second floor had to stay low that's
subterranean game
had to stay deep in a cave that's what we did when we played for some reason
when we all played like
games like that like like uh when we played 007 and shit it was always in the
dark we would always turn
off all the lights for no other reason than it was like made me feel like that's
what you grew up with
i grew up with in television well you're 50. i know that's what i say it's
crazy well you had like
i remember when pong was happening yeah that was like you're in the future i
mean yeah santino and
i were seniors in high school when playstation 2 came out wow which you were
like this rule was a
huge thing i mean we liked tech mobile but we had we had the advancement from
your generation of ours
was insane i mean you guys were literally playing tech mobile and we were
playing ncaa college football
which you could then take your guy and move him to madden yeah you had like
there was like a whole world you
could play through ea sports i i had a kid in high school in elementary game he
had it in television
and and there was an rpg but the rpg was a dot yeah that was your character
right oh my god and
there were just walls right he goes he goes hey man i'm in a dungeon right now
i'm always like holy
fuck right and he goes check this out and he put the dot against this like line
and he hit it a couple
of times he goes it's a secret room it was just another little square that's so
funny but i was
like mind boggling is there a dragon in there you know what i mean it's insane
that you guys grew up
with a nintendo yeah i remember when i was little game boy came out and i got a
i got a game boy for
my birthday and my dad was trying to outdo my mom so he's like yeah i bought
you a bunch of games and
i was like let's go but he bought me nintendo games because he thought they
went into the game
and i went i remember taking mario brothers 3 and my game boy going see and my
dad's like all right
i got it there's got to be an adapter or something that's exactly such a dad
did you guys ever play
that snake game on the nokia nokia oh my god all the time see here's the thing
that game we can go
back and play all your games you can't go forward and play all our games what
do you mean our games are
too advanced i grew up with them oh dude i'm advanced look at him now i saw i
saw your whole brain back
there you go i think the game that shocked me the most like visually that i was
so into
doom on pc was crazy dude that one dude on pc because i was like if you
remember the original
immersive the original game doom was like it was duke nukem but also it's a
spear of destiny yes and
my big dick nick big dick my stepdad was super into computers and he was like
oh do you want to play
this game called spear of destiny and i was like you're shooting nazis and he
was like it and i
remember him loading that up on the computer me being like am i allowed to
touch this computer this is
very advanced yeah i love that and then i love to rock dinosaur hunter to rock
to rock was
fucking rad you didn't know any of those i didn't know anything about it oh and
then and then golden
eye comes out and you're like well that changed the game and then perfect dark
that was to rack
dinosaur hunter to rock wow to rock shit was six look at the cover zoom in look
at how dope that cover
is yeah 64 was for me the game changer was nintendo 64 did do everything for me
nintendo 64 even the
first mario you're like that's the future but see could they pitch that today
him stabbing a dinosaur
in the throat like that's that new uh adam driver movie what uh 74 65 65 that's
that's to rock
dinosaur hunter are you green blocks in that yeah they just did that movie
where they're like what
if uh adam driver fights dinosaurs that's sick they just by the way i just saw
a preview for a movie
that's going to come out about uh about uh gamestop the gamestop bitcoin i
heard it i heard paul dano's
in it yeah and i heard he's the star i heard it fucking rip i mean it looks
amazing one of my friends
preview one of my friends saw a screening of it and said it it's about the game
stop you know to
the you know they were fucking yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's paul dano seth rogan
uh uh pete davidson and
and uh sebastian stan yeah yeah dude the trailer i was like holy fuck and dano
he's so he's the best
he's so like uh small and so good at small stuff he's the he is our like uh philip
seymour hoffman
he's like oh that's a really good call he's good he just can do everything he
can be the riddler
he can be a a dickwad in this and pete is pete pete he's doing pete does pete
the best nobody's doing
no one's doing pete better than pete yeah pete's peeting right there he's i
love i always love when
you see pete movies because you go yeah he just wore that there yeah he's like
oh no i don't feel
like changing oh i don't know how these kicks are pretty suck do you want me to
change them or i can
just put them on a gun it is true though he's gotten away with that the fight
like just being him the
most it's that's gotten him the furthest it it's it honestly for a lot of us is
it's a good lesson
of just like be yourself more yeah it's not gonna why why change but also i was
explaining that to my
little sister about how she's like she's saying oh so and so it wasn't in
reference to him but it was
like oh that guy always does that in in whenever i see him and it's like yeah
that's because they do
the best at that thing why would they shift i saw that ricky gervais said that
years ago when he
he was like really blowing up after the office and all this shit and he was
like getting all those
movies and stuff he was like sometimes i see people and uh you know he's like
people criticize me they
say you do the same thing he goes but sometimes i prefer someone that does the
same thing incredibly
versus a lot of things okay yeah right he's like so i'm doing one thing but i
do it the best yeah
so jack of all trades master and none you want you might as well just do the
thing that you're the
fucking thing when i see danny mcbride i want to see him danny mcbride yeah
well that's why will
farrell has always been will farrell whether you like it or not he stayed will
for 25 years he made
george bush lovable yeah dude you like saw george w bush and you're like well i
like in my mind it's
the will farrell version same thing well same thing growing up in chicago harry
carrey like we knew
harry carrey as kids but when will farrell did it it was like i almost remember
will farrell more
than i remember harry carrey yeah you remember that which is crazy impression
of who who uh who
i think one time flirted with my mom harry carrey did yeah at a bar yeah flirted
with my mom and i
think uh i think i might be uh that's so good harry's boy yeah i could give
your boy a baseball
but it's gonna cost you your mom's like oh i understand what's up with the
little redhead oh