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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reliving An Actor's Racist Comments! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-18. Transcript available.

is sidekick a asian thing when you know when someone said like you're my sidekick
is that
am i your sidekick yeah you're my sidekick i'm your co-host wait stop stop stop
this is gonna
this is my birthday and stop all right let's let's get to the root of this all
right you're my side
and i'm your co-host so am i your site yeah welcome back to the show i'm your
you're my
sidekick and i'm your co-host yeah i'm you so i'm your um ed mcmahon you're my
sidekick this is your
show and i'm the psychic no no you're misinterpreting okay go ahead you're my
sidekick i can't be your
sidekick why because you're my little you're my little sweet you're my big
little guy but you're
my noodle boy you're my fucking um roast beef man that's right i'm your roast
beef man yeah you can
say that i'm your right hand i'm your left hand roast beef no you're my side
side no i'm not your
sidekick i'm not because of the size listen to sidekick he wants to be main
course yeah sidekick
oh what are you yeah uh gunfire gunfire i go hiya i'm your left shot i'm kato
yeah is that what you're
you're referring to kato now you're picking up what i'm putting down yeah sidekick's
fine
if i'm kato yeah you're okay okay good yeah yeah and then i'm uh tonto that's
right am i tonto and
i'm john wayne yeah beast john wayne he's racist and he's not racist prove that
he's racist he played
genghis khan in a movie pretty well acting acting acting acting and he campaigned
for it you know that
god bless has john thing look has john wayne said anything racist ever let's
see usc will
remove a john wayne exhibit after actors racist tirade so let's see what he
said let's see what
mr wayne said all right you go ahead zoom in the university of southern california
school of uh
cinematic arts will remove an exhibit dedicated john wayne as the actors past
bigoted remarks have come
under increased scrutiny uh systemic racism let's see what he said what did he
say i believe in white
supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility the actor
said i don't believe in
giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible
people that's literally
wait wait zoom in i can't i feel like you're improvising zoom in because i can't
read it let me
read it let me read it i can't believe this is i believe in white supremacy
that alone take the
statue down this is out of context but not forever it's out of context let me
finish it i can't believe
it i believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of
responsibility you know i
don't even know what he's talking about maybe he's not talking about people he
might be talking about
like colors of like mike and ike's like candy oh like licorice exactly black
liquor like licorice oh i
don't believe in giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to
irresponsible people
interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting by the way he said
that in a 1971
interview in playboy uh that that uh that accredited uh piece of journalism
imagine what if you say
you know what he said you know when he said that a fucking weirdo you know how
sometimes like um
actresses what do they speak at a graduation at a college graduation yeah when
they when they do the
commencement he did it at brown university imagine it right brown university
commencement you go do it
we're black people go ahead say it again it's great to be here pilgrims go back
to the speech
go back to the speech i gotta tell you wait all right let me say something hold
on hold on
i believe let me introduce you you're doing clint eastwood by the way oh i
thought it was the same
guy no it's not john wayne is kind of clint east woody yeah yeah similar yeah
howdy partner
i'm john wayne john wayne howdy partner john wayne kind of talked like this
this town ain't big enough
for the both of us this town ain't big enough for two of us black guy hey 2022
graduates from brown
university you guys ready for our commencement speaker oh so we're huge fans
guys of this guy
he's a lead he's the lead in so many good western movies um he also played genghis
khan in a movie
called the conqueror uh so give a round of applause for john wayne everybody
well hey there pilgrims
i believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated enough to a point of
responsibility
nobody nobody i don't believe in giving authority and positions leadership a
judgment to irresponsible
people anyway that's my time thank you john thank you john give him a round of
applause oh my god
imagine so they pulled down a statue of him is that what it was at usc yeah an
exhibit well that's what
you get well they're not going to read he's still his name is still in the
fucking airport in orange
county's little john wayne airport in orange county yeah i mean what what
should we take away from him
from john wayne yeah i mean he's gone he's dead what he is dead but do we take
out give him i mean why
doesn't we can't we really important that's an even better question what yeah
why does it matter
anymore but you know who he is no john wayne so you know who keanu reeves is
yes that's his father
yes yes that was his dad that was john wayne was counter keanu reeves is john
wayne's third son yeah
you know who his other one was john wayne is john's middle name his last name
is reeve so his name is
john wayne reeves and and and uh and you're not going to believe this but the
original superman christopher
reeves john wayne's other son yep and and he was on a rhino yeah many years ago
he was on a rhino yeah
rhino back you know i mean through the forest rhino's flipped and christopher
reeves his neck
broke i thought it was a horse yeah they call it a horse but it's a rhino yeah
it was a rhino yeah
in the modern day we would call it a horse because we didn't know what it what
it was back back then
we didn't know yeah now i just thought it was a gray fat horse a big fat horse
this is john wayne
reeves john wayne reeves had two kids christopher reeves and he also had um keanu
reeves the youngest
and um yeah so do you know who they're superstars now superstars now but why is
the father important
he was the star of many leading western films you know he was basically brad pitt
back then he was
was he handsome let's put a back in the day he was considered handsome i think
well let's see if she
likes him there he is there's an image of this guy now keep in mind he he was
he was six foot three big
guy yeah leathery skin he looked exactly like trump he was same height and
weight look at him what do
you think no you don't like that you don't like that too much of a white guy
yeah yeah too much of a
bad boy look at him now now do you like him look at him on that rhino look at
that brown rhino look
him on that brown rhino right there no you still don't think he's handsome now
what is it he's got a
little gut then he started getting a gut this was great about this guy you
could be a star of film
and be fat he was fat wait google john wayne as genghis khan please i want to
show he played
genghis you know genghis khan is right no he genghis khan was like this uh genghis
khan one of the
greatest look at that he played an asian guy in a movie oh but but tell me who
was going to play it
better than that i mean that looks really good speaking of asian stuff dude i
got acupuncture
yesterday it worked didn't it i love acupuncture did it work a little bit but
you know he because i have the
butt and my leg is all messed up so he tapped a lot of the of the acupunctures
in my butt and it was
wild your butt your butt kind of convulses when it and it's and he says oh it's
grabbing the needle
and it and it grabs it and pulls it in more whoa so it got deeper into my butt
cheeks and then they
put on the infrared you've done it before right no you've never done acupuncture
wow it's incredible
and then they put on these heat lamps over you so it's supposed to extract i'm
normal huh
i'm like a normal guy this came from you guys i know but i don't my body doesn't
need fixing
i your honor i'm gonna have to disagree politely yeah yeah well i don't have
like your body's had
too much fixings that's the problem oh you think so too many fixings oh too
much fat well fixings
fixings is usually side courses there's a main course in some fixing right okay
anyway like when we go
out to eat and you go i'll take a steak and i'll also take everything off the
sides menu
you do you got to do that you go mac and cheese come on carlos give me a
fucking do i do that
yeah yeah and it's awesome it is rad thank you no i love it yeah and we're
about to go back
i don't do it again this poor girl has to clean out my refrigerator every week
god bless and i eat
it i was gonna say i bet you have some great fines on that's the scrape that's
the scraper we were
talking about like what do you find it what do you find that you can eat you
keep ordering dindai feng
and you don't eat it and it's so good i love tindai feng yeah it's so good you
know what it is
yeah what do you mean the soup dumplings and all that all right all right they're
everywhere dude everybody
everyone has everyone has one they're also such a ripoff it's like six
dumplings for like 30 bucks
you're like what yeah it's but it's not like we went there i think at the
restaurant yeah it's not
like mr chow's oh my god have you i haven't been to mr chow's in a long time 25
years ago mr chow in
hollywood i remember being an assistant mr mr chow was the spot for famous
people to go to but the food
is medium at best yeah i so i have a photo with him on instagram mr chow mr chow
right well the
reason why is because it was at the store and he comes i get off stage he goes
hey buddy let me talk
to you right and he pulls me out and he goes i'm mr chow whoa where i go i don't
know what like i didn't
know what it was like okay cool he's like come to my wedding why wouldn't you
go to that guy's wedding
i didn't know who he was until later i was like oh he owns that restaurant
always say yes when a little
asian guy offers you really wedding i've always said yes a little asian guy
comes up to you go hey
buddy come to the bahamas with me i've been to 16 weddings of people i don't
know i just little asian
people they ask me and i go and two of them have turned out to be famous ronnie
chang didn't know
who he was invited me went to his wedding had a great time
who do you think the second one was well i know it wasn't ken because i was at
i was at that wedding
you weren't there steven yun never met them before went to their wedding oh you
went to steven yun's
wedding sure did i had no idea sure did is that how you got beef that's
definitely how i got beef