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It was wild.
You kind of, when you grow up, you grow out and just keep going.
And it's tough.
That's why the high school reunion thing.
I never went back to those things because I felt like I talked to the people
that I kind of still knew.
And I just never have gone back.
But think about this.
I never went back.
That means 30 years from now, we could be like that.
Wow.
You're 80 and you're going to show a photo of me with a little Asian, like half
of the face in the photo.
Yeah.
And someone's going to go, you're a nude podcast guy.
By the way, in 30 years, I'll be 70.
I'm 40.
Okay.
And in 30 years, you'll be.
Cryogenically frozen.
You will be dead.
I'll be what?
You'll be cryogenically frozen.
Honestly, you think I'll be dead?
Yeah.
So by the time I'm 80, you think I'm dead?
Pretty close.
Yeah, but I could still be here.
You could be of this person.
Let's just go back to the scenario.
Thanks.
But in 30 years, you might be like, oh, yeah, it was a guy I used to hang out
with.
No, you and I will talk to each other till we die.
So you and Dave didn't have that, what you and I have.
Well, I knew Dave for a short period of time, right?
I knew him for a couple of years in high school.
Oh, that's true.
I know you very well for a long time.
Very long time.
That's true.
And by the way, do I love Dave?
I miss Dave.
I miss Dave.
But you, you're something else.
I suck your dick.
It's your birthday.
I love a happy birthday.
I mean, should we 69 on camera for your birthday?
I'm not 69 on you right now.
But I read some of the comments in the back of this book.
The stuff that we said, insane.
I couldn't even take a picture and put it on the show.
Why?
Oh, I'm telling you.
Surge shit.
Crazy jokes.
Like just fucking dark, weird, wild shit written in the back of those yearbooks.
And I only did it once.
You know, we should bring our yearbooks here.
I'm going to go back.
When I'm in Phoenix, I'm going to grab my yearbook and bring it back.
And just, let's just read some of them.
I would love to.
Yeah, I would love to read it.
I'd love to see what people wrote to you and your, don't overdose on the horse
this summer.
Don't OD this summer.
I mean, it's got to be something about drugs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had a weird, did you just toot?
No.
What the fuck are you doing?
I didn't.
I had a weird, I'll tell you one.
This is wild.
I think I talked about this on this show.
We were driving past this guy's house that I used to remember.
I'm not going to say his name, but I've told you the scenario.
We used to go there to do drugs because his, both of his parents were deaf and
he had a
brother with Down syndrome.
Okay, stop, stop, stop.
Wait, stop, stop, stop.
There's too much information.
Have I talked about this on the show?
Go, go back again.
Say it again.
We, I used to in high school, go to this guy's house.
High school, used to go to this guy's house.
To do drugs.
To do drugs.
Because we could get away with anything.
So you're in your car.
Yeah.
You're going to the guy's house.
In high school.
You, you walk in.
A door is always open.
Okay, I need to just, one line at a time.
Go ahead.
I'm in.
And his dad is probably there.
And his dad is?
Deaf.
So he's basically like, is anybody here?
Well, no, no, no.
We knew he was deaf.
He didn't do that all the time.
Just all days.
Yeah.
He wasn't just walking around going, anybody here?
Oh, I see.
He was aware that he was deaf.
Oh, so you walk in and he's like, hi, boo.
He wouldn't really say hi.
He would kind of just go like this.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Acknowledging.
Okay, good.
I'm in there.
See, he goes, hello.
I go, what's his name?
Mr. Watson?
I'm not going to say his name.
Mr. Watson?
Mr. Watson.
Mr. Watson.
Hello, Mr. Watson.
And Mrs. Watson, also deaf.
There she is.
Hello.
There it is.
Okay.
And then we would go into his room.
And sometimes his brother would be in there who had Down syndrome.
Wait, so you would go into Mr. Watson's room?
Mr. Watson's son, our friend.
Oh, his son.
What's his name?
Fred Watson.
Fred Watson.
So you go to Fred Watson's room, you're in Fred Watson's room.
And they'd be doing whippets or sniffing something.
So Fred's like, hey, Chunko.
Chunko, yeah.
Idiot.
Chunko.
Sure.
What's the guy's brother's name?
Willie.
Willie.
That's better.
Fred and Willie.
Yeah.
Hey, Willie.
Hey, bud.
That's how he sounded?
That's exactly how he sounded.
I thought he had Down syndrome.
Well, you do it.
No, you do it.
No, you do it.
But I'm playing, I'm playing the other guy.
And I'm playing, I'm playing Fred.
So you're Willie.
You're Willie.
Yeah, you're Willie.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
What?
Hey, Willie, here's some weed.
Willie.
Willie.
By the way, Willie didn't do drugs with us.
He would just hang sometimes near us.
Oh, so he's in the corner.
He was actually so fucking nice.
And by the way, we'd eat lunch with him a lot of times.
Really good kid.
Very nice.
Good, good, good, good, good.
But we did a lot of drugs in front of him.
Yes, it was a house of chaos.
Two deaf parents and a kid with Down syndrome.
Wow.
And my buddy.
And our buddy.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
And we could do whatever we wanted there, dude.
Of course you could.
Wow.
Of course you could.
Well, they weren't blind, but they were just deaf.
That didn't say it.
It's as if the cops came, they were like, we couldn't hear them smoking.
Like, you know.
Right.
I don't know.
Yeah, they could smell.
They could smell.
Yeah.
They just let us do whatever the fuck we wanted in there.
It was, he also taught me, I've talked about this, I feel like, he taught us IP
Relay.
His dad let us use IP Relay to play pranks.
What they do is, you use a phone with a, it had a keyboard on it, internet
protocol relay.
And someone is on the other end receiving these calls and dictating that to you,
right?
Like, I'm deaf.
I call you.
I type in on an IP Relay box what I want the person to say to you.
And it's an operator that has to say everything I type.
It's a human operator.
Yeah.
And everything I type, it has to say it to you.
So the person would say.
Like, if I typed an IP Relay and I was like, hey, Bobby, I can't wait to come
look cream out of your asshole tonight.
Hey, Bobby, I can't wait to come and cream out of your asshole tonight.
And that's what I would say.
You would have to say it to the other person on the other line.
All right.
So she's calling me?
Yeah.
On the phone.
Yeah.
So go ahead.
Ring, ring.
Hello?
Hi.
I'm the IP Relayator.
IP Relay.
I'm the IP Relay.
Sorry, it's my first day on the job.
That's okay.
I apologize.
Yeah.
Anyway, we've got Mr. Gonzalez that needs to have, he has a message for you.
You have a tan.
Why do you have a tan?
Is it because you're trying to attract boys?
No, I've just been out in the sun.
I'm too long.
Now you reap.
Cool.
And then you charge me $50.
That's right.
And then they would charge it.
But we would use this all the time and we would prank call tons of people in
places with random numbers.
Oh, that's fun.
It was so fucking naughty.
It was so mean.
And then you'd listen to the other person had to say it.
Oh, they had to say it.
It's awful.
They have to say it.
It's like when they do the sign language person when we're doing a show.
They have to do it.
They have to do it.
So I do things, but there's no way they would possibly know.
We had that at one of the shows.
Yeah, that was fun.
Oh, fun.
Are they changing signs like they change words to be more progressive?
Oh, that's interesting.
Look that up.
Oh, that's interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting, interesting.
Like updating, what do you call it?
Like this?
Updating Webster.
Yeah.
Something where an Asian could be like this.
Is sign language changing?
Yeah, look at this.
Is it changing over time?
It must be, right?
Today's ASL includes some elements of LSF plus the original location sign
language.
Over time, these have melded into changing to a rich, complex, mature language.
But why would you, like, let me ask you something.
Yeah, yeah.
Why would you change the symbol?
They changed midget to little person, right?
But why can it be the same sign language?
It is.
It's just low, low, low, low.
It's even lower?
Yeah, it's way lower.
It's way lower.
Oh.
Other changes attempt to make ASL more inclusive and accurate.
Old sign for Italy included a cross, but many Italians are now secular.
The new sign traces the squiggly outline of Italy's shape, the famous boot.
So instead of just going like this to represent Italy, you have to fucking
trace.
Oh, so make it, they made it harder.
They made it way harder.
They made it harder.
See, with the young generation.
I thought it was this.
Yeah.
They made it harder.
This could have been Italian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fa-fanculo.
Fa-fanculo.
Fa-fanculo.
Yeah, yeah.
What would the sign for the Philippines be?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait, I want to make it happen.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
I guess that's right.
Yeah, she's like, pfft.
Dude, that's nuts.
That's gnarly.
But she set it so fast, she knew that was it.
Yeah.
Imagine doing the symbol for all the fucking, like, you know, Italy is the-
The boot.
Yeah, but then what if it's just all the, like, what's Hungary?
I mean-
Oh, you have to trace the country?
Yeah, yeah, the whole thing.
They're not all the tracings.
Like some of them, like Spain, for instance.
You know what Spain is?
Let me guess.
Do it again.
Can I do it?
Spain.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just a piece of shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see what it is.
Oh, this is Spain.
Little tiny heart.
Look at that little tiny heart.
Oh, my God.
Because they do.
That's Spain.
Be real.
That's Spain.
They're conquerors.
They're bad people.
Yeah, look at that.
This is Spain.
Little heart.
What's Korea in sign language?
God, I'm loving that.
We're learning this.
This is great for the people listening to the podcast.
Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
They want to go to the eye.
It's Asian with Down syndrome.
All right.
Asian down.
Right.
Wow.
I think the first one was this.
Yeah, that's Chinese.
And then somebody went lower.
And then he went down.
They went down to here, right?
But we know what he means.
We know what he's trying to say.
He's pointing at the eye.
Now, what is it for Japanese?
I really hope Japan is the superior.
What is it?
If it's higher, that'd be great.
Oh, no.
It's something cool.
Yeah, let's go.
It's this.
They're so, so cute.
Yeah, because they always use hand.
They're always about.
That's why it's this.
This is Japan.
No.
Together, separate.
This is it right here.
How is a...
No, it's this.
Oh.
It's a heart.
It's a sideways heart.
It is kind of fucking wild.
We do.
I'm glad that we have these people at our shows.
I think America should be this.
This is America.
Yeah, this is America.
Right?
That'd be cool.
America.
And this is Canada.
Yeah.
Right.
Mexico.
Go ahead.
Or America.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
That's good.
Yeah.
What's France?
France?
Probably this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And this is England.