Name: Bobby & Andrew's Amputee Inventions! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-10-25T15:00:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew's Amputee Inventions! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew's Amputee Inventions! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-25. Transcript available.

dude show the guy there's a professional skateboarder that has no legs that skates
show the guy no legs skateboarder have you seen this fucking guy i've seen him
yeah he's incredible
yeah but can i but before you even do that he has arms yeah but you can't do it
without arms
if you have a homie there with you that can start you up you just push it with
your foot
yeah it's your kick push dog okay you just kick pushing it's just amazing this
is uh what's his
name italo he's great i've seen him before he's great he fucking rips this guy
look at this look at
this dropping in on a half that's incredible look at that little big spin
incredible
fucking rips it rips dude
yeah you have to be able to push he's cute too look at his face yeah he's the
fucking look at his forearms by the way amazing i think there was one clip of
him oh oh he's doing
backflips in the ocean amazing look at how jacked he is i have a question about
him too yeah be honest
does he can he get on the rides at magic mountain no way you don't think he can
if you hold him up in
line if you have to walk when you walk to the height sign you have to say he
has to still go do this
height thing or no i feel like it's such a let me look how about this here's
what you would do you
don't know why i why even would think of that you would just put on put on
pants that are just
hanging down and you'd hold him so it looks like oh like his hat yeah so you're
like his homie but
yeah yeah yeah i see that'd be the way to do it or you could just strap him
onto your stomach and go
he's my baby no what do you say no we're we're what we're siamese oh we're conjoined
twins yeah but
he's the kind that goes out of the stomach sure they wouldn't know and then
could you ride with him
like that i imagine they might have to let you yeah yeah but the bar wouldn't
be able to go because
they don't hide they don't do hide this way but how do they click click click
click click click
i mean the click will stop here you're probably gonna fall out or i could just
stick them up
i mean you're right you're right i think you're right i think you're right
these are the rides where
you need legs at disneyland see now this is this is this is they have that yeah
you have to have legs
for these if you know dude we gotta protest dude i don't like this you they
should go on any ride
they want to what rides do you not have to have legs for does that say space
mountain yeah oh space
mountain you can do no legs that's one of the fun ones yeah they put you in
some device or something
they give you legs for the day they put you in what's so funny dude you get you
know you get you
get disney legs you get mickey legs he's right although they put you in a
device yes yeah they have
to transfer you from a wheelchair to a device like they they're on these rides
a guy has to like carry
you onto the vehicle right all right but it's like the special handicap part be
honest with me yeah
okay i'll be honest if at some point in my life i lost my legs would you carry
me do that carry me
to places most of my weight is on my bottom half i got a big big tush you've
seen it you know i'll
be honest with you what i would do before i did that did that was i would make
some phone calls
what were the who to who i just would do some japanese scientists or something
like just people
i know that okay what's the state-of-the-art stuff you have who can fix me yeah
like no i mean stuff
that like you know that's not even on the market oh you want you want like the
off-menu
shit yeah i mean i want to i want to help i love you so i just you know i would
never carry you
i think i don't think i would ever carry you but like i would first call and go
what's the future
shit they got it right now like a million dollar man i'll see that stuff
japanese robot suit yeah
i'll get you that god damn japanese are so good they're the best they're the
greatest look at them
what haven't they thought of look at that so that's helping paralyzed people
walk yeah that's a
fucking amazing that's amazing dude damn japanese did it again the fucking best
they did it again
they did it again dude he's carrying see that could be you
in my robot legs carrying me upstairs this could be us but you playing yeah i'm
not going to do that
man it's all good would you do it for me 100 you know i would you would that's
what makes me mad
no what makes me mad why don't you pull the camera no you what are you you
would never
fucking carry me around you fuck you dude pull the pull the guys would i do it
for bobby pete vote
yes or no no be honest though he is uh he's never here i would say for a day
okay for the day thank
you pete's never here but i will take the yes for a day carlos i think andrew
would thank you carlos
mccone for the rest of my life yeah i actually think so i would call okay let
me make an argument
let me make an argument carlos right when is he ever here who are you talking
about you i
fucking live here you're always somewhere paris hawaii in a golf tournament
somewhere then you
would come with me somewhere you would come with me no you wouldn't invite me
dude i would love to
me now when you have your fancy fucking friend parties and you know why why
because of this kind
of stuff you're overreacting i can't have this happen in front of fucking jason
momoa
when momoa and i are whittling a canoe i can't have this kind of behavior go
down but you know what i'm
saying he's never here dude so what i'm going to end up doing is call ring ring
oh dude i'm in
fucking mazatlan oh where's that love mazatlan yeah i'm in mazatlan i go okay
when are you back
oh you august uh in america i think he would do it thank you if he's in town
maybe one time
a month that's more than you that's more than you that's a lot because i'm
being thank you i'm being
completely and utterly honest with you i would dedicate it one day a week to
you when i'm in
town and i would not you wouldn't get a single date from me that's fine that's
the relationship
that we have but you know what i would do i would call japanese people i would
get i would pay for
the finest equipment okay right and i would hook it all up i'll call lex friedman
let's figure this out
right you would never call for me no because i would just do the labor myself
we're just two
different types of guys yeah but it's the same thing no no i'm gonna dig the
garden is just as
good as yours sure i'm not devaluing you i'm just saying i would carry you i
already said i would and
it proved that i would and i would buy you the future okay fine this is it you
show you show your
love language is buying gifts and mine is doing physical support now we're
getting somewhere your
love language is here yeah and mine is i'm gonna do for you now we're good yeah
it's gifts that's my
love language to you am i what what does it be acts of service acts of service
yes that's my look at
that that's all that is is 4 700 i thought that would be so much money for some
reason i thought
it'd be like 50 grand look at that thing you can't carry heavy with it it's
awesome can we buy one of
those for the show just for fun yeah we should do it just in case something
happens and one of us
loses limbs or you know what we could do put brad williams in it i don't think
you'd need this for
well yeah he's taller he would be taller put him in that i see what you're
saying i thought
you meant i mean that's another thing they should come out with stilts
mechanical stilts for little
people don't they have that already i don't think so well he's got those extenders
on his car for his
pedals but it'd be weird if he had long legs and still his little arms you know
what i mean
that would be weird oh yeah these are just they're not mechanical right this is
for that's that's just
a step in that man's house that's a step stool jesus christ carlos no they don't
have it
they don't they don't have it i went looking i went looking for a house today i
went house shopping
nice not gonna not gonna get it why um we didn't like it because the woman
showing it
oh yeah that's a big thing yeah i love the house and then she you know well she's
flaky just a little
asian girl and i just i was like no chance okay i can't buy from an asian no we
just did no the house
didn't uh no it just wasn't right we don't know we're gonna we don't know we're
gonna bulldoze our
house and just leave oh really i think i'm gonna light my light your house i
think i'm gonna set
it on fire i'm dead serious collect the insurance and get out of town yeah when
me and colina were
looking for houses we went to a house and we had this old black man as a realtor
and your business
manager no no and he was walking backwards so on this side you know i mean we
have a new fireplace but
there was a step like two steps but he was walking backwards and he fell on his
back and he didn't move
and me and color were just like okay thank you get in the car get in the car
get in the car it was so
weird he could still be there right now this is just skeleton