Name: Carlos Kills Dianne Feinstein! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Carlos Kills Dianne Feinstein! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-27. Transcript available.

you believe jimmy carter's still alive i can't even see i've been like ghouling
every day he's
still is today he's still alive you know what's gonna happen what we've done
that on that we've
done this on this show yeah when we start talking about someone they die do you
know this this
happened on the show multiple times i'm not kidding people have said that we've
talked about
someone like this and they passed it with like okay let's you know who it was
you know who was
fucking you just did that to peewee herman peewee herman alex trebek we talked
about on the show
one time and then like a week later he fucking died sons of bitches oh let's
well it wasn't us
okay let's do an experiment right now exactly all right mccone mccone okay no
not mccone you know
that'd be too it would be a disaster somebody who's older who's old how about
this in the next year
mitch mcconnell mitch mcconnell yeah he's so close he's so close yeah by the
way he's only
81 that's not that old but he looks wrecked when you see him fall asleep when
he robotically passes
out in the middle of a speech yeah yeah it's the fucking weirdest thing i've
ever seen i know
he's gonna you think he's gonna go i think feinstein's gonna go yeah but that's
that's
obviously oh okay any second now mitch mcconnell so you think he's out i think
in the next year
maybe this has changed my perspective about age because i watched that life in
the blue zones
documentary on netflix okay i want to watch him what is it it's on it's the
highest
concentrations around the world of the people that are centering that are older
than 100
dude there are these people in fucking okinawa in japan yeah i've heard i know
about that they
look like they're 70 and they're 100 years old and let me guess why because
they're japanese no that's
not why yes it is no because in tokyo it's not the same rate i'll tell you why
i know what it is
what is tell me well first of all that's what the whole documentary is about i'll
tell you what
what is it diet yes that's part of it okay there's tons of things community yes
correct
right so community diet community and they're japanese that's right those are
three things so
i'll tell you what the common thread is of all these faith they all believe in
something by the
way it's a blue zone in japan there's one in italy there's one he does around
the world there's one
here in loma linda california there has the highest concentration of centarians
centarians
cent centering what is it the people over 100 centarians oh here's another look
up loma linda
centarian another thing about them is in okinawa is is that like old men and
women they they do
traditional fishing so they'll go out in the ocean correct spearfish and do
activities like that yes
they're constantly active well here's the other thing though about all these
places yeah diet
spirituality they all believe in something they're all different faiths so they
believe in something
right right community yeah family and they grow their own fucking food they
grow their almost all
these places harvest their shit and they make shit by hand in mexico there was
a spot no not no sorry
costa rica there was a spot they make everything by hand so this old rolling
stone she was making
tortillas she's like how old he's like how old is the stone she's like i don't
know it was
my mother's mother so this stone has made tortillas for fucking hundreds of
years not us we go to
fucking we go to uncle paul lease in order i know you know six thousand which
is two of them calorie
sandwich and they're so good this this is the best they don't have this in
fucking okinawa they make
that that they may they all work at a at a at a vape factory right we do we got
to change our dude bad
friends have to we have to change the way we live our lives nope yes i don't
want to get to 100 that's
that's nuts but it's not just that it's quality of life it's they they're
peaceful yes and serene
you're right like last night at two in the morning i went into a conniption fit
because there's a
bug on starfield right and it's like i'm already like 60 percent i've been
playing all day every day
and there's a bug and it's said online that i have to start over no yeah and i
was like oh my god
oh my god
i was like two in the morning i didn't even know what to do and that's they don't
do that in okinawa no
they don't they don't do they do not yeah yeah and i have to change you do we
do yeah i do that's
ridiculous last night i'm 52 years old you know i mean i'm fucking freaking out
like that but think
about it like this if you change then you can get to a hundred you're only
halfway through that's
incredible 50 more years yeah i was i was when people die i always go okay how
old were there
they were 80 and then i always look back where was i 30 years ago because i'm
52
20 and i then i go from 20 to now how long was that and that was a long time
long time so i kind
of it makes that makes me relieved you got a long time left buddy yeah but when
you're somebody like
argus hamilton you know the comic he's older yeah we get a 70 right early 70
something i don't know
right maybe that window is shorter i mean how does that i don't even know how
you live but he's lived
a great fucking life he's lived a long glorious life right on the tonight show
more than anybody else
yeah yeah 72 years old i mean he and he and by the way still killing it at the
store having a great
time writing new shit every fucking day yeah loving life is always polite and
sweet and nice and funny
so he i love him so by the way he might say dude i've lived a full life i'll go
when i go i'll go
whenever the fuck i go yeah one of the guys in one of the guys on the
documentary was so funny he's
like how do you feel about living to be a hundred and he's like i don't know if
god forgot to kill me
that's funny i love when they're funny god forgot to kill me yeah yeah we need
more vegetables more
fruits less dairy less sugar it's like no meat on all these diets no meat
either well i see that's not
true because some of the places did have meat but it was limited meat yeah i
see limited meat but this
helped me i watch this because i'm reading this book from my back and i feel so
different the past
couple of days oh you're you're using a different method huh i do still
holistic i gotta tell well
yeah you see the cupping the cupping marks on my back incredible i went to acupuncture
i'm doing
holistic and i read this book that i suggest called the way out the way out the
way out it's fucking
that one right there the way out uh man it's so fucking good and so you've been
applying the rules
and the way out things yeah so i was listening to it in the car um i listened
to the audiobook and
holy fucking shit it like changed my life it's fucking insane i'm like annoyed
because he talks
about being a skeptic he goes you're probably a skeptic he's like saying this
to me in the car
now and i'm like yep as i'm driving he's like you probably think i can't fix
your pain i go
you fucking nailed it bud yeah because i'm writhing in pain most days as i'm
driving i'm in so much
pain yeah and then he teaches you these steps it takes a long time to get into
you have to listen
to all the storytelling and he gives you a lot of background and expedition
give me two steps
when you have pain in your body yeah because it's physical pain is what he's
talking about
so one of the things that he teaches there is this thing it's called um neuroplastic
pain which means
it's it's pains that when your body is healed right your body's already healed
your your brain has
still been you your brain is confused thinking these signals are still there
and there's pain but
you're healed so the arm's not broken but you're still feeling stuff maybe
right neuroplastic pain
he said a high percentage of these cases they found people that are in heavy
pain throughout their life
chronic pain it's neuroplastic it's kind of fabricated wow and this some of
this this is i'm doing
an abridged version but one of the steps is they teach you how to sit and
almost meditate
thinking about literally the pain you're in pain thinking about the pain and he
takes you different
steps about how you are thinking about the pain where it's moving in your body
is it shaping is it
shifting through your body does it feel like fire is it pins so he's talking to
you about what the pain
is doing and how it's doing it and how your brain is re learning itself to go
this is okay i don't have
fear of this fear causes more pain if i'd have no fear of the pain it's not
there yeah and you're
literally reprogramming your fucking brain to remove fear of the pain that is
coming it's going to get
worse it'll never get fixed it might come again tomorrow morning it happens
every time at 7 p.m fear
fear fear fear and you're fucking sucking the fear out of your brain and
honestly dude it's changed my
fucking life i couldn't recommend that book more it's wild you could apply it
to everything in your
life so can you stop can you stop think about the thing that's making you mad
sad or hurt and can you
really dig in why am i in pain why am i sad why is this hurting me physically
or mentally and you
you reprogram your mind to slowly pull away the fear and pull away the or yeah
you can take
faikoden you can take faikoden either one you could yeah you could do that i'm
faikoden i saw you
judging me thinking i i saw you looking at me but it's interesting it's
psychological like if you've seen
old samurai movies yeah right hungry right yeah they're in a battle yeah one
man versus one man
you're in a battle yeah right sing they pull out the fucking thing right and
then an arm will slice
off and they'll smile right it's psychological through the stomach oh you'll
pull it out yeah
right yes and they keep going head falls off puts it back on puts it back on
and then once he kills the guy he just falls and dies it's amazing it's amazing
all samurai
movies are like that it's in the mind it's in the mind dude this thing helped
me out tremendously