Name: Bobby Vs. Oliver Tree Round 2 | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Vs. Oliver Tree Round 2 | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-02. Transcript available.

You texted me last night, huh?
Yeah, no text back.
What is this shit?
Oh, bro, that's normal.
That's what he does.
What is this shit?
I texted you back.
I can read you all the shit, dude.
You want me to read this shit?
Yeah, read it out.
Put him on blast.
Don't put you on blast.
Don't put it out there, dude.
No, put it out for the world to heal.
You didn't say, I'm not putting any.
So this is what.
Oh, yeah, this is how it started.
Ready?
Yo, how's it hanging?
Guess who that is?
That's you.
No, that's him.
Oh, okay.
I did, for some reason.
No, don't, please.
All right, sorry about that.
Please.
Yeah, that's him.
Yeah, that was him, dude.
I've been working on it.
That's the big tree.
I'll do it again.
Yo, how's it hanging?
That one's you that time, right?
That's him.
Okay.
I go real good fuck fest.
Fuck fest?
Yeah.
Like he's a whole festival of fucks?
Yeah, yeah, dude.
Well, that's cool.
He definitely is a festival of fucks.
I take it.
I was expecting the latter.
Was it, how many ha-ha-has?
Is it four or five?
Three.
I did too many there.
H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A.
That's what he did.
Three.
Tomorrow, we still in for the interview?
Who calls it an interview?
What is it?
It is an interview, dude.
Usually they have questions.
We don't have questions.
We're just talking.
Well, no, I do.
We're loaded up.
I knew this guy would be prepared.
Yeah, very prepared.
Go ahead, Bob.
Finish the text.
What else does it say?
I think this is a prelude
of what's going to happen in this podcast.
Yeah, we shouldn't give that away.
A team up.
But then what?
You left me on red.
No, I didn't.
It keeps going.
I go, what time is it again?
Because I forgot we had to do a podcast.
So I was just kind of going,
what time is it again?
I forget.
I didn't even know, right?
And you go, my team was told six.
Do you even have a schedule
or you just free ball it?
I go, free all.
Free all.
But then I put ball
because you know how you do that.
I get it.
Yeah, yeah.
You're living the dream.
How long do you think the pile will go for?
I go, an hour.
And then you go,
can I tell you who's going to cameo
at the end of the episode?
And I never responded to that.
Oh, because he likes to be surprised.
I want to be surprised.
That's not rude.
He likes to be surprised.
Yeah, I'm not being rude.
He hates when surprises get ruined.
Yeah.
Oh, I ruined it.
It's okay.
Now, can we talk about the girl?
Okay, so first of all,
let me say something out loud,
all right,
that right now I'm seeing one person
that I like.
Yeah, we like her.
We like her.
Yeah, she's great.
But before when I was free,
free form,
free form,
Bobby Lee free ball.
When you were free ball,
Bobby Lee free ball.
I hooked up with a girl
in Florida once.
Do you remember?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was laying in bed with her.
And what happened?
Would you still let me finish?
No, but he's right.
What did happen?
What do you mean?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
You're a guest.
Yeah, let that guest fucking pipe in.
It's the worst start
to this interview.
No, ask, no.
No, he's right.
It's not tracking, dude.
What do you mean?
I'm?
Well, he's just asking you a question.
What happened?
It's like you said
this is a conversation
and I can't get anything out of you.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
So go ahead.
I'm so sorry.
You're right.
You're right.
Let's start over.
All right, so.
Should we just start the episode over?
Yeah.
We'll just start from here.
Right, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, welcome.
No, then you just go,
I'm hooking up with this girl in Florida.
I was hooking up with this girl in Florida.
He's just showing off.
He's probably made this whole story up.
I, you know,
I didn't think there was any girls in Florida,
but.
None of this checks out.
You don't even like Florida.
She texted you
or she direct messaged you that night.
What did she say?
Well, I was laying next to her.
I actually goes,
yeah, there's two guys on my,
no, three guys on my list.
On my celebrity hit list?
It's the hit list, right?
You.
Yeah.
Oliver Tree and Ethan from H3.
And then I thought,
oh, I'm going to kill myself.
Why?
Because I'm in that group,
which means,
and I know what they look like
and I know what,
no offense.
Bro, you're the worst looking of all of us.
You should be so lucky, dog.
What do you think he is out of 10?
For real?
For real?
Like, here's the thing.
I walk around like a six.
You're a two, buddy.
Two buddy.
You're like a two and a half at most, probably closer to a one and a half.
Ouch.
Ouch, it hurts.
And what's Ethan?
Ethan, he's like a three.
Can I say something?
Ooh, you're below?
Let me ask you.
Is that why it's H3?
Is that what that stands for?
I mean, dude, the guy's got a wife.
He's fine.
What's going on with you?
Oliver, Oliver, Oliver.
Oliver, Oliver, Oliver, Oliver, Oliver, Oliver, Oliver, Oliver.
Be honest with me, Oliver.
Please give me a bigger number.
Okay, okay.
You want an honest number?
No, honest.
You're putting that piece of shit, that piece of shit above me.
Okay, okay.
You want the honest number?
Please, please.
I was being generous as a one and a half.
I'm a one and a half?
Something close to 1.7 or something.
Just say one.
Just say one.
I wouldn't be.
You want the honest answer?
I'll give it to you, buddy.
And then Ethan's a three.
1.7.
1.7.
And Ethan's a three.
I was being nice as well.
Okay, give me.
What's his number?
He's like a 2.3.
And I'm like a 5.6.
Okay.
That's, but 5.6 is still.
I'll take.
It's pretty good.
I'm you guys combined.
What's him?
He's like at least an eight or something.
He's like six and a half feet tall.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
You can't even grow a beard, dude.
I can't.
Dude, what are you doing?
I'm just enjoying this interview.
I know.
What I'm saying is that you're my partner.
I'm your best friend.
You have to defend me.
Yeah.
I know, but you're just laughing it up.
All right.
Burging this fucking bullshit.
Oh, you're right.
Let me be on your side.
All right.
Well, he's like double your height.
The rules take that into consideration as part of the rating factor.
I'm not a tall guy either.
I'm only six foot one.
Yeah.
But you have cheekbones.
I have cheekbones.
Dude, you look like you have progeria, dude.
We're not going back to this.
Let's get real, dude.
All right.
You look like an anorexic progeria guy.
Pearl, I was morbidly obese for a while.
I've been working on myself.
You look fucking great.
You did lose weight.
And guess what?
Yeah.
No Zempick, no bullshit training every day.
Waking up at eight o'clock so I can work out, eat right.
I was eating six Michelin star restaurants a week.
And I got so fat, bro.
But I loved it.
I enjoyed it.
I was eating as many Snicker bars as I could per day.
And I'm back.
He's back.
You're packed, baby.
Feel good.
You feel good.
You seem different.
Lots changed.
Like what's changed?
Got rich.
Right.
So that changes things.
I was mad last time.
I got ripped off, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now you got rich, dude.
No, the thing is, it's overrated.
It doesn't change anything.
I still slept on a couch for an entire month this year.
So it doesn't change anything.
Well, why don't you go back then?
To the couch?
Why don't you just give it all away?
I don't live anywhere.
So it doesn't make any difference.
I'm just living as if I'm prepared for it all to disappear.
Where do you stay the most?
Well, this year, the most I've spent time was at my manager's house.
There's a guest room.
By my house?
Yeah.
I know.
I actually went by your house.
I was knocking.
I know.
I heard it.
But that was only basically, you know, out of the year, three months I spent in
America,
in L.A.
And then the rest of it, I was mostly in Europe and then Brazil.
I'm sorry.
Also, can I just, I apologize one last thing because I haven't talked to you.
I would like more apologies.
Can you look into the camera and publicly apologize?
I apologize for saying no to the offer that you made.
Which one?
To open for you.
You didn't know.
He missed it.
Red Rocks.
I tried to get Bobby Lee to open at Red Rocks.
And you didn't do it?
What a loser.
Me?
It was going to be the biggest show of your life.
Why wouldn't you do that?
Because you and I got in a fist fight.
So?
Well, we could have fought on stage.
Think about the views, buddy.
I don't want to.
8,000.
Live fight this guy.
9,000 people?
You missed?
Yeah.
You don't want to fight him in front of 9,000 people?
Bobby's beating a body bazaar.
I don't want to.
You know what I mean?
Why'd you say no, Bobby?
Why'd you say no?
Big timey?
No, I just thought that.
Did you offer?
You want to be honest?
Did you offer him money?
You know what?
Here, I'm going to take this off.
No money.
That's why.
I can't.
You know what?
I think this.
Leave it on, Bobby.
Okay.
Yeah.
Put it on, Bobby boy.
Respect to the guest, dude.
All right.
Okay.
You're right.
You look good, man.
You look good.
Lots of change.
What changed?
Am I above a 1 right now with the glasses on?
The hair takes you to 1.8.
Oh, I get it.
No, the hair is good.
Thank you, man.
It actually helps.