Name: Oliver Tree Steals Bobby Lee's Chair! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-11-03T15:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Oliver Tree Steals Bobby Lee's Chair! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Oliver Tree Steals Bobby Lee's Chair! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-03. Transcript available.

it was one of those things that was like you know my life's work finally came
to fruition
it was beautiful and that was your opus it was my magnum opus that was your opus
you missed out on his opus i know but can i can i also defend myself a little
quick
i think you've been doing that the whole time
i feel like that's been the whole time i don't know what you're doing but i do
not like it i
like it i was what am i doing dude you're as if you guys are together he's so
neutral
he's i am dude i'm sweden or whatever switzerland no you're not switzerland i'm
switzerland no dude
yeah no i'm justin the middle no dude i'm just a middle man no that is fucking
amazing man i like
you're china right now dude oh yeah you're using one against the other and you're
you're not taking
sides but you really are peter you against him yeah yeah yes yeah but he's outsourced
me so that's why
i'm going with him so i think um i think the problem is is you know you the
last time first
of all you've changed a lot so before before right you were very combative with
me that's not true
really at the korean restaurant bro you literally stole my hat yeah there's
video of that right
yeah and i didn't even know it was you to be fair i thought you were a woman
dude
i thought you were an old woman so that's part of the background of that's an
old korean lady that's
what you thought he was i couldn't even see the face i just saw the hair in the
back and then i
literally was you turned around and then you got violent a little bit i didn't
get violent you stole
my beanie okay and then um on the last ethan podcast you and i got a physical
altercation dude
that hurt too by the way and ethan broke my glasses that were custom they were
thousand
dollars you know can i just say something deservedly so what is your problem
dude i came on here i
thought we were going to be cool and now you're acting a fool right now i'm not
dude you're the
one that called me a 1.7 dude i think i you asked me to be honest i gave you a
nice score a 2 and 2.5
and then you wanted the honest answer i'm gonna i'm a real friend not a bad
friend i give you the
real answer okay good that's what a real friend does bobby thank you for the
dose of reality and bro
i know i'm probably even less i'm probably closer to a 5.2 okay you know what i
think this is where the
problem is that girl from florida you're right when she said what's the story
here what are you
trying to show off you were with the girl from florida and what and that you
were hitting on her
too on i never hit on anybody bro oh i see so she was hitting on him dude she
was hitting on me
oh she was hitting on you and you didn't reciprocate while you were in bed with
her she tried to facetime
him is that what you said no she was just basically like you know all of us you
know just tell him i'm
with you you know it was weird she was looking she was trying to go through you
to get to him
is that what it was that's kind of what it smells like from here sounds like
you were just a sidestep
to get to me i mean i'm not a mathematician but these numbers do not add up
nothing from you guys
huh well i just no defense nothing no i'm not i'm saying i know no fuck you
dude no no you're
already fucking listen to this dude listen to what i'm saying i'm going to my i'm
saying yeah i'm
kicking this off shame on her leave it on bobby don't do that put him back on i'm
on your side
i'm saying she used you i know she used you to get to him that's what i'm
saying to you i'm not like
dude it burns though i'm not saying it in a mean way i didn't fucking do it she
did it she used you
to get to him that's fucked up dude that happens man that happens a lot in our
business but that's
not what happened in the business i swear to god i don't think that's what
happened that's standard
for the biz i don't think that's what happened i think that's my life dude that's
carlos's whole
life what they fuck carlos to get to you i don't want to be on his level first
of all dude they fuck
carlos to get to you then they fuck you to get to him dude welcome to hollywood
and guess what
they fuck me to get to andrew and then they fuck me to get the fancy two levels
of bubble what the
and then they fuck fancy to get to george to get no oh no no what no they get
to who they go way
way down they go to pete oh they go to pete yeah pete's the ultimate okay he
sits there like boba
fat what macone doesn't get fucked he doesn't get fucked he can get fucked okay
now everything's you
know everything's in perspective dude it's on perspective i know the reality so
wait you're just
trying to like hurt my feelings no dude what happened what do you mean what are
you trying
to get out here i'm just saying you're trying to rub it in you're a provocateur
i came on here to
just be a nice guy i'm in a great mood he's in a great fucking good mood i feel
good he looks good
thank you and then you try to bring me down to your lower level your vibrations
are way off
it's just you know misery loves company and this guy's trying to bring me down
to his level all right
start again with him see if we can start from scratch let's start from scratch
all right let's
start from scratch yeah i think what's fucking me up is like but take take off
the glasses
take them off take them off put them back on bobby you look so much better with
yeah put them on
it really does look good it's not a good look for you to take a racist dude
whoa because my eyes
are small no the yellow brings out the color in your eyes okay you're right
they look beautiful they're oh you're right shimmering shimmering now yeah it
does look very
pretty you know what bobby i i feel bad fuck you dude fuck you dude all right
when he's gone one
day i'm gonna fucking have a conversation with you my friend dude i'm having a
great day i know you
are i'm loving whatever you're doing fuck you dude i'm actually a fan dude stop
shut up dude no i
really love your shit no i got it did we not play it in the fucking car when we
were in the car we
were driving we played your fucking shit what on the ride over here no dude we
were on the road when we
traveling we had a fucking four hour drive in the car pre-show music too pre-show
music you're in
our pre-show playlist two of your songs i like this guy and i like these by the
way who fucking
compiled the playlist to our pre-show who me not him can i he didn't fucking do
it dude
i love you i love you bro you're the man you're the fucking man no you're the
man you're the fucking
man dude you're a fucking judas right now dude dude you're a fucking piece of
shit i've been a
supportive cool friend to everybody in the room have i been chill since i
walked in it's the wig
cool ass dude what the fuck is wrong with it is that who he is that's not who
Andrew is dude you're
Bobby you set yourself up there's a magical thing that's happening with the
glasses it's that's who
are you right now dude you're tate i'm your best friend you're not you're not
andrew dude you're
tate with the glasses and the fucking hair dude i don't know why you're i don't
see it i don't see
it take it off are you doing this just because our guest is here no i'm just
saying that there's
something magical that he's deflecting right now he's changing the subject
deflecting dude when you
when you play a game like skyrim you can enchant fucking clothing and stuff
those the wig and the
fucking glasses are enchanted dude this and it's changing that's not who he is
this is me he's no
he's how could he back a guy like like what say it you want to say how could he
back you we actually
look pretty similar you and me dude with the mustaches and the mullets like it
doesn't surprise
me that a girl like both of us we look like you're right you know what i should
you know i here's the
thing i came at it the wrong way i was i was gonna tell a story like oh my god
i can't believe i'm in
the same category as ethan and oliver and then it reversed on me why then i
realized that maybe i am in
the same category you might not even be you might not even be near my level
yeah maybe not to even
that could be the truth that could also be the true maybe i'm an ugly piece of
shit no no no i'm not
saying that beauty is in the eye of the beholder dude out of 10 if i'm a 1.7
that's not good i know
but dude that's that's that's the eye of me yeah yeah i'm not modeling anytime
soon well they are
casting unique looking people and you're very unique looking that's true oh for
what you're
shaped that fucking amazon lord of the ring show what the fuck you're talking
about google weird
looking models yeah uh unique looking models unique is the term we use sorry
about that unique looking
models and let's see if there's a model let's see if we can call a maybe there's
a company out there
for us there is there's different yeah i've seen these look at that girl click
on the no yeah look
at that that's that's like that's us baby that's us dude we could get in there
that's me and you
that's not me and you dude if we were women that's me on the left that's you on
the right a hundred
percent that's the female version of us okay unique model style yeah click on
click on the
third photo i'm not going to be mean but okay no what were you gonna say there
dude chill i like it
there's room for all of us dude that kind of looked like me yeah that other
girl had a skin
goatee she had a skin tea skin goatee whoa whoa dude anyway
no no no whoa no it's not no i i dude it's just not helping dude uh that's the
category i'm in you're
not even close to that level dude i'm below that level yeah very pretty
beautiful yeah
why are you freaking out right now bobby bobby i said it beauty is in the eye
of the beholder so to
me you're a very low number but to a lot of other people you look way better
than me or andrew come
behind a percent that's that's just how it works i forgot it's perception i
forgot dude and when
you're asking me it's from your i'm thinking you know really low