Name: DIVA Oliver Tree STORMS OUT Of Our Studio!
Uploaded: 2023-11-04T15:00:53.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'DIVA Oliver Tree STORMS OUT Of Our Studio!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-04. Transcript available.

How about this?
Yeah.
You want me to fucking boost your confidence?
Give it to him.
You're with a mega babe right now.
Exactly.
The girl you're seeing is a mega babe.
Wow.
Dude, she's...
But now I think there's something wrong with her.
What do you mean?
Because she hit her head against her counter or something.
Dropped as a baby.
Well, maybe, but maybe only...
Six stars, yeah.
She knits glasses.
Dude, I swear to God, dude.
Whoa, fancy.
Whoa, fancy.
Let me say something to you, dude.
Oh, buddy, dude.
Buddy, dude.
I'll fucking kill you, dude.
Holy shit, he just unbuttoned another button.
I know, he just...
Hockey is becoming.
Dude, that was...
Don't.
Stop.
Anyway, let's start from the top.
All right, let's start over.
Start over.
It got bad energy.
No, let's start over.
It got better energy.
Start totally over.
Is there any way you can take that off?
Because I think it's affecting who you are.
No, I think...
You guys look great.
I like you.
And I feel comfortable.
I feel comfortable when you guys...
Just start over.
Introduce the guest and we'll go.
Ready?
Yeah, let's start over.
Let's start all the way over.
Ready?
And...
Hey, welcome to another episode of Bad Friends, dude.
I'm so excited.
Good to see you, dude.
Great to see you, dude.
We just did The Road, we got back.
Loved it.
You know who it's really good to see?
Who?
Our guest, Oliver Tree.
Oliver the Tree Tree.
And really good musician.
Phenomenal.
Songwriter.
Good looking dude, too.
He looks really good.
Dude, it's like...
Let me say something about his look, dude.
Let me say something about his look.
Yeah.
It's like if you put Momoa and Brad Pitt,
and you put them together...
Just to hang out?
No, just in a human.
And then you sort of like made them out of clay.
You know what happened to this?
I got to...
You're a clay maker, right?
Me?
I am.
And you have Momoa and Brad Pitt.
I'm a clay maker.
Yeah, you're a clay maker.
Oh.
And you have sculpt, right?
But you're a clay maker that's like...
You're half blind.
One eye is a blind.
One eye is a blind.
Yes.
Right?
And the other eye is from a different animal.
You had an eye operation.
Ah.
And they put in...
From a fish.
From a...
Yes.
Yes.
You have one fish eye.
Blind and fish eye.
Yeah, fish eye.
Yes.
And now you're molding this thing.
Yes, I see.
You're tired, too.
You haven't slept in three days.
Always tired.
Right?
So that's...
Then you molded them.
That would look like...
All right.
Yes.
My baby, Oliver Tree.
Oliver Tree.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that good?
I don't know who these people are.
Who's Ramoa?
Jason Ramona.
Yeah.
You don't know Jason Ramona?
No.
What is it?
What is it?
Mm-hmm.
He was...
He's a superhero, man.
Super duper hero.
But you said Brad Pitt?
Caveman?
You said Brad Pitt?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
You got Pitt.
You got some Pitt in there, dude.
You definitely got some Pitt.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You also have some Meryl Streep.
Stop.
You think he's Streepy?
Look at the nose.
Streepy, dude.
A little bit of Salvador Dali.
Very Dali.
A little Salvador Dali.
That's a huge compliment.
Actually, Dali was the...
Yeah, that is actually right on the line.
I hinted at Progeria.
I just...
I know I threw that out earlier.
Little Proj?
But a little Proj in there.
Okay.
You know what Progeria is?
Mm-mm.
Don't look it up, please.
Look it up.
Let him see.
Well, if you're going to say he has it, you got to show him.
Just a little, though.
It's one of Bobby's favorite characteristics.
I'm about to walk.
Bobby.
Why can't you just be nice?
I'm being nice.
I said a hint.
I said a hint, dude.
It's like the cherry on top of a cake, dude.
It doesn't make the cake, man.
It's a fucking extra little loop.
You know what people do that aren't happy with...
A black Progeria.
Look at that.
I'm walking.
Bob, you're going to lose our guest.
That's it.
You're losing our guest.
You lost our guest, dude.
Fuck.
I'm not doing this fucking shit again.
Bobby, don't fucking talk to me.
Dude, I'm sorry, dude.
Dude, dude, don't do that right now, dude.
Dude, I'm sorry, man.
Where's the other exit?
There's no other exit, dude.
That's Whiskey Ginger.
I told you this was going to happen.
I told you this was going to happen.
Well, why did you hang him on?
I just said a hint.
I didn't see him.
He literally called me before the show and was like,
he's going to fucking walk.
Why are you making him walk?
Honestly, Oliver, Oliver.
I apologize.
Oliver.
That's Andrew.
He's going to be mad.
Andrew, he literally took your golf back.
I can't do this fucking shit anymore.
I come here and I'm just literally trying to be the nicest fucking guy.
Oliver, seriously, I'm sorry.
Please.
I'm sorry.
Why are you sorry?
I'm sorry for calling you.
You don't look like your material.
It's not that.
You're just being mean about other people.
I don't care how he thinks I look.
You need to be nice to everyone, not me.
I don't care about me.
I don't care about you.
What?
You said I was a 1.7.
You are a 1.7.
Come on, Oliver, Susan.
Don't shout.
Just come back, man.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
I don't care what you call me.
You need to be nice to other people.
I'm going to be nice here.
No, not me.
You need to be nice to other people.
I'm a change man.
Come on.
You can't just be saying mean things about other people.
I don't care about me.
Okay, come on.
I'm on the internet.
People say the meanest stuff.
I can take whatever.
Oliver, please.
I'm sorry.
My skin is thick, Bobby.
Be nice about other people.
I know.
I love him.
Come on.
You can't make fun of people's conditions, you fucking dickhead.
I'm sorry.
You're too old for that shit.
I know.
Come on.
Did you go golfing?
Did you just hit the course real fast?
Whoa.
Are these yours?
No, those are Bob's.
No, those are mine.
Are they actually?
Yeah, they're mine.
I don't play golf.
You didn't play golf.
They're mine.
All right, so did I not say that?
I told you not to Google that.
So when I say not to Google it, I know.
I thought you.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, I didn't really understand what I'm saying.
Bobby.
Yeah.
I am not upset with whatever you say about me.
It's when you say mean things about other people with conditions.
I didn't make fun of the condition.
I just said you look like you had a little bit of that condition.
That's all I said.
It's fine.
You could say anything.
The thing I'm trying to explain to you is I'm on the internet.
That's nothing.
You should hear what these people say about me.
The most heinous things.
I know.
And people say things about me too.
I could take anything.
Let me speak.
Okay.
But it's you being such low vibrations that you're trying to bring other people
down to your level.
And it's like me and Andrew were just trying to have a good vibe.
We were vibing.
We were vibing big times.
Dude, I'll let you know, dude.
I did a vibrations check with my doctor, dude.
Very high.
You need to take some deep breaths.
Very high vibrations, my friend.
Let's barrel breathe right now.
Are you good?
A little barrel breathe.
One more.
I feel good.
You feel good?
Yeah, man.
What did your doc say when you went to?
He said I had high vibrations.
Hey, I agreed to stay on the show.
Yeah.
Thank you, man.
If Bobby leaves.
Interesting.
I want to sit in that spot right there.
Okay.
How about this?
I'll give you five minutes with it.
Okay.
I want to sit here and have an actual interview.
I'm just going over there.
Oh, you're going to leave the show?
Yeah, he's done.
He wants me to go on for five minutes.
Okay, okay.
I get it.
Let's see what happens.
I get it.
I like this.
Why don't you just sit in the guest chair?
I don't want to go over here.
I can't even look at him like that.
Are you leaving?
He's done, dude.
Who cares about him?
Welcome back to Bad Friends with one of my actual bad friends.
Oliver Tree is in the fucking house, dude.
Let's go.
So excited to have you, dude.
Bro, honestly, I was just excited to meet you.
That's the only reason I wanted to do this.
And like, to tell you the truth, I'm actually happy the way things panned out
the way they
did because it was an easy way to get Bobby out.
Yeah.
It was almost like we planned it a little bit.
Well, it felt that way.
But the truth is, I came here for you.
I came here for you.
You're a fucking cool ass dude.
Congrats on everything.
Thank you, same.
It's fucking epic to see it all.
Thank you, dude.
It's just crazy.
I feel like you and me, we're having a moment.
We are.
And we're having moments on our career and then we're having a moment together
right now.
Right here, right now.
Tell me this, dude.
You're going camping tonight?
Where are you going?
I am.
Where are we going?
I'm going to Dave England's house in Ojai.
Oh, okay.
With Steve-O.
Yeah.
So let me tell you something.
What?
Steve-O, just a heads up, just a tip, just an inside tip, may fuck with you in
the middle
of the night.
That's okay.
And you're cool with that?
I got stuff planned, dude.
But you're going to get back at him?
Do you have stuff to maybe retaliate?
Trust me.
I come prepared.
You do?
Of course.
Have you gone camping with Steve-O before?
No, this is the first time.
Interesting, dude.
But I'm excited.
And I will say this, I've gotten very close with the Jackass crew.
Who's your favorite of the crew?
How about this?
Who's your least favorite?
That's always fun.
Spill that tea.
I can't say names.
Okay, give me a hint, though.
I'm not going to say.
Smart.
Because, and I want to announce this here on Bad Friends, I was recently asked
to be the
latest member of the Jackass crew.
Holy shit.
And I wanted to come.
That is huge.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
That is a very big deal, dude.
So I'm pumped.