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that you directed that by the way i directed it i direct all my own music
videos
i produce them and i write them that's right that's right
this show is fun it is fun see i knew you're gonna have a good time i love this
show i was
nervous i was like is he gonna have a good time he's having a good time i'm
having a great time
bobby you okay do you have a question i do oh uh what was it what is it no you
can do sign
language can you do sign language we probably need you to get something all
right you can have
the mic a little bit let's get one yeah of course man i just have a real like
question wait are you
vaping yeah put that away right now you all right take the mic from him no no
just let me just ask
go ahead and then you can take it i know yeah he's told us no yeah no vaping no
drug use i'm sober
yeah but um can i have a connect yeah i just don't understand and this is just
a real question like
you know you spent a million dollars on the video yeah but why does it look
like it's shot on an iphone
all right take the mic bro like where's the million it costs 12 you've never
seen the music video
army tanks in the street bro public streets with army tanks we shut down they're
shooting off
fucking i'll get money going to craft service these were real these were real
right real army
what are you spending the money for you've never seen all the nice hotels that
you stay at when
you shoot the fucking you've never seen this shit this is exactly why you don't
get a mic
bad vibes is this how it always is with the other guests man we were doing so
great
what about the other guests is this how it normally functions lately it's been
like this man
has it been this bad lately it's been a little off
this is insane dude what is he spending have you seen the video i was kidding
it was a joke
we're a comedy podcast it's just so mean it was so mean it wasn't mean was it
mean
a little mean really bobby you did this bobby why did you do this how did it
get to this point
how did it get this bad do you think you can start over and we can do it the
right way
i really do think so how is that possible we've already given you a second
chance once we restarted
what is he saying he has a mic and i can't hear what he's saying and and you
know what i've looked at my behavior and i realize where i went wrong which is
most of it
put the vape down i'm sorry sorry and i i really believe that i could i'm a
changed man and i can please please please it just doesn't feel like it dude it
doesn't please bring back home
please are you good to do the rest of the episode in that chair if we give you
the microphone
what you can have what you broke the fucking thing now bob he broke the fucking
painting
are you crying yeah i'm laughing so hard i'm so sorry okay you're good now you're
good all right
are you good to do the rest of the episode there you want me to sit here you
can have the mic okay
okay i can have but i feel like this is the vibe it is and i'll you know what i'll
be sidekick
everything i say from now on is a hybrid high vibration we don't need you to be
the sidekick i'm already
andrew's sidekick yeah well i'm like a third mic though no you're the guest yes
the guest i'll be
the guest and everything i say is now from now on gonna be positive you promise
and it's only gonna
be inquisitive questions if i don't understand something okay so check this out
okay good let's
have some inquisitive questions about oliver give me something inquisitive what
do you want to know
and don't hit me with some hard bullshit where i walk no i know what i was
saying is no what i was
saying inquisitive i know how can you be constructive i know i just during
conversations
instead of taking away during conversations i might like throw in stuff no but
i'm giving you
the shot let's go i don't have any fucking inquisitive questions here already
pre-written for oliver's
tree bobby yeah see how i'm not wearing a costume yeah i'm just trying to be a
real guy have a real
conversation you don't look like a real guy are you out of your fucking mind a
real guy from what
fucking dimension dude huh what are you talking from tim burton's nightmare
what the fuck you're
talking about we don't he doesn't need a mic dude you look like a horror show
dude what are you doing
you think you're gonna walk around at a mall in mid-america not scare the shit
out of the kids what
the fuck are you talking about what is your fucking problem dude i'm so sorry
but it's just like
i mean come on dude that's a compliment in my book he was out of pocket i'm
gonna walk you guys stay
andrew no no andrew don't don't don't let him get the fucking god damn it andrew
god he was out of
pocket dude i'm just saying that you're you're i mean you're like you're you're
like like you think
you look like a normal guy you don't but anyway um i'm so sorry bobby dude i
think this is what i
wanted you and i did baby what do you think all right this is good right hear
me out yeah go ahead
i will give you the opportunity to be on my show okay as long as you be
respectful to not me but
at least other people don't bring other people down okay and also let's just
have a conversation
man let's have a man-to-man conversation yeah yeah what happened that night how
are we feeling
what happened that night what night your big start to the show oh no it was
just a girl that i liked
and hooked up we made out and stuff and she goes that's it and then she was
like i i have a crush
at oliver tree too that's all and so i thought you know i didn't know that we
were in the same
category but i guess we are but isn't that good to be in a category with a guy
like me yeah it is now
i now in retrospect now i look at it well you know what we're those guys that
are odd looking right
but funny and that means that there's hope for all those odd looking balls like
us oddball characters
that look like they maybe are from you look like a cartoon character i look
like a cartoon character
there's nothing wrong with that we embraced it yeah yeah yeah yeah i look like
cartoony
you're right something's off and i can't figure it out but something's off i
apologize do you want
you want to come back you want to come on our show just come back come back all
right all right sit
down come back come back so what you're saying to me is that you and i look
like cartoon characters
yes precisely right and and and what and ethan don't talk about ethan okay okay
me and him are not
on talking terms okay so we look like cartoon characters yes and we are unique
and we should
really embrace lean into that yes instead of like turning our backs away from
it exactly i love it
that's what we have going for it yeah yeah what's like let me just i'm sorry
yeah what is wrong with
you and my little friend you just bummed me out a lot like why what what is it
well you're getting
sick of this every show it's got yeah what is it what is it that i did that bummed
you out here i am
yeah i'm i'm an oliver fan and you come out here and i'm like here's my best
friend oliver's on the
show i'm excited you know and then you're hurling insults at him you're
disrespecting him
you're you're saying his tour is bullshit i didn't say that yeah you're trying
to say i
film my shit on a fucking side i know because you put me in touch the camera in
your fucking life
bro you put me in that situation i had to defend myself my friend i'm sorry you
we didn't put you
in any situation right you just do you curled yourself up into that corner dog
that was on you
okay i'm sorry you're right me and andrew were having a fucking dope i want to
say this to you okay
and i want to say this i've known this little guy put the vape down bobby i've
known this guy
for a while put it off the table can we have someone come in and just take this
you don't
need to be smoking dude take care of your vessel you only get one i don't know
what your friend
doing but i just come in here look at me look up look on do you want to be on
the show i'm telling
you right now if you touch my shit i you will never work here again i'm telling
you that is a lie
dude i'll listen to this guy he no longer works for this company as of monday
test me dude the
second october second is he's terminated all right after this show this is his
last show so
you're good so do what you have to grab it see what happens dude you're
aggressive i mean and i'm
being real dude and you're back up dude go back to the fucking room thank you
it's tough how do you
it's not tough what are you talking about this guy it's tough no amount of
money in the world
could i deal with this it's tough andrew how do you do it it just made me sad
i was like hey i come from a different culture someone i'm you come from san
diego
oh that's true but it's different there but i was like someone i i admire i
respect i thought my
best friend's here with me and someone i admire and respect is coming big fan
and then you pooped
and i shouldn't i called you before what i see i called you before before and
you go it's gonna it's
gonna go a bad way it's not gonna go good it's gonna be weird cursed your own
episode and i said to
him and i go why it's gonna be fucking great i love that guy this what's gonna
be wrong and he goes
i don't know man you don't know what's gonna happen in there so he already had
something up
right you cursed and put voodoo energy this is what happens every time you're
around here's the
issue chaos my whole round of stuff i've been doing yeah different
conversations with different
people i admire oliver self-fulfilling prophecy process through an originally
false expectation
leads to its own confirmation you're putting out a bunch of self-fulfilling
prophecy you know
you are actualizing yourself you're manifesting these things by visualization
yeah incredibly powerful
tool and that's part of the reason why me and andrew have had so much success
is the power of
visualization visualization and we he envisioned himself getting to a place
where he could be
having his own show and then he never envisioned that someone would bring him
down okay like yourself
all right all right but hear me out okay go ahead
let him speak can i talk you weren't talking dude he's prepping to talk you
weren't talking part of a
talk is prepping to talk i didn't know that it's hard for me to talk how would
you just talk can i do a
pause and then can i talk how about this can i do a little pause and then i
talk just but i don't say
don't say can i talk and then have to let me speak or you're gonna just because
i'm about to put you
back into that pink chair and get my buddy you know what dude i'm i'm done let
me speak bobby lee
moving this doesn't have to be this way it doesn't have to be this way because
let me explain
something very clear if you watch the podcast that i do with my good friend steve-o
notice how i say
good friend and i don't refer to you as that oh come on let's move on i have
done very i'm just
getting bad vibes from this one i love i don't care let me speak i have only
done serious interviews
i'm not even in costume i'm literally just showing up as myself that's insane
what do you mean he came
he came i was so pumped i was smiling and good vibes happy andrew and me were
totally vibing
straight out yeah i love you okay and i just feel like this hit me out of
nowhere oh come on it didn't
have to be this way all right i'm really having the best time with all these
different people why
don't you do that and i come to this and i'm having the great time with andrew
and then all of a
sudden all right let's listen let's get i i because i think we should get back
to let's get past all
this okay and let's do a real pocket talk about other things let's go you want
to start over one last
time yeah let's start over let me go back to my seat you go for there you come
back no i'm being real
i'm gonna say i'm gonna say i think we should start over because will you do
the honor of sitting in my
spot for this episode i would be the honor to thank you dude i will be honest
no no no no no you're
gonna stay there andrew come to my spot okay and you go back over there okay
little guy all right
all right all right let's get this thing started all right all right let's
start fresh you guys
can we introduce you first because we're really starting from the beginning i
think what we need
to do is none of this footage gets out i'm not signing off on any of that shit
yeah we're starting
clean and three two welcome to another episode of bad friends baby we're doing
in two different seats
tonight we want to change it up we had to switch it up sometimes you know why
all right because we're
switching up with a guest a special guest sometimes we have guests on this show
yeah and they're not
that special if i'm being honest yeah okay i'm being honest sometimes we people
people on the
show and we're like yeah yeah they're okay we've had good guests some yeah like
legitimate guests
okay but today like literally dudes that aren't legitimate tv shows that are
killing it okay dude
they're whatever all right it's opinion and then sometimes we have internet
people and sometimes
sometimes we have megastars international megastars big brained big wallet big
art internet big soul
intelligent uh uh just willing willing artists to give their art to the masses
and today is one of those
special days because oliver tree is in the oliver trees in the house thanks man
for showing up dude
thank you guys i love you man privilege a privilege and honor clap again i'm
dead serious don't stop
clapping up there in the window a privilege and an honor and i have to say i
was in florida dude
and no let's be real when we were on tour in florida i met a girl and then um
you know we were making out and stuff in the hotel room and then she basically
looks at me she goes
do you know oliver tree and i go do i who doesn't who doesn't first of all yeah
right if there was a
girl that was like i don't know who that is it's like it's like say get out of
the room do you know
who uh joe biden is i feel like oliver i feel like some people might not know
globally i'm bigger
globally than biden there's got to be okay okay that don't know my bad my bad
yeah yeah so anyway she
goes you know do you know all which i go yeah then she didn't believe me so i
had to go on the
internet and go no look look at the photos of us together right and she and i
go isn't he like the hottest
guy you've ever seen you said i said that to her holy she's like yeah but i can
never get with him
i go you know what probably cool dude but she probably couldn't to be honest
she probably couldn't
yeah and she i go but you know you since i've hugged him before and you can hug
me and sort of get
some of his energy like by proxy or by proxy yeah yeah so it's like that's cool
and i go um yeah i mean
he's the greatest yep you said that yeah wow is that what you said to her when
you're hanging yeah
yeah whoa and i go what a handsome guy no you did not i did stop i go it's like
bro i'm trying to
figure out like what animals like it's like and you just you were just with her
one-on-one face of a
pill bug and this is what you told her excuse me what what did he say no i said
it's a face of like
brad pitt oh a brad pitt a phrase with brad pitt you didn't say that i did you
did yeah i go it's
like brad pitt bobby whoa bobby i missed you buddy i missed you too friend come
here okay give him some
love dude love that a lot of love in the studio today man more love than normal
a lot of love
more love this is the most love i've seen on the show in years love on this
show
that's a good hug that is a really good hug bobby you dumb son of a bitch bobby
you didn't really
think we were going to let you have the show back are you nuts dude you dumb
you're dumber than you
look bobby you've been duped bud you've been duped the whole time yeah you get
that plumber's crack
yeah did they get that on camera

Oliver Tree Attacks Bobby Lee After Insult | Bad Friends Clips

that you directed that by the way i directed it i direct all my own music
videos
i produce them and i write them that's right that's right
this show is fun it is fun see i knew you're gonna have a good time i love this
show i was
nervous i was like is he gonna have a good time he's having a good time i'm
having a great time
bobby you okay do you have a question i do oh uh what was it what is it no you
can do sign
language can you do sign language we probably need you to get something all
right you can have
the mic a little bit let's get one yeah of course man i just have a real like
question wait are you
vaping yeah put that away right now you all right take the mic from him no no
just let me just ask
go ahead and then you can take it i know yeah he's told us no yeah no vaping no
drug use i'm sober
yeah but um can i have a connect yeah i just don't understand and this is just
a real question like
you know you spent a million dollars on the video yeah but why does it look
like it's shot on an iphone
all right take the mic bro like where's the million it costs 12 you've never
seen the music video
army tanks in the street bro public streets with army tanks we shut down they're
shooting off
fucking i'll get money going to craft service these were real these were real
right real army
what are you spending the money for you've never seen all the nice hotels that
you stay at when
you shoot the fucking you've never seen this shit this is exactly why you don't
get a mic
bad vibes is this how it always is with the other guests man we were doing so
great
what about the other guests is this how it normally functions lately it's been
like this man
has it been this bad lately it's been a little off
this is insane dude what is he spending have you seen the video i was kidding
it was a joke
we're a comedy podcast it's just so mean it was so mean it wasn't mean was it
mean
a little mean really bobby you did this bobby why did you do this how did it
get to this point
how did it get this bad do you think you can start over and we can do it the
right way
i really do think so how is that possible we've already given you a second
chance once we restarted
what is he saying he has a mic and i can't hear what he's saying and and you
know what i've looked at my behavior and i realize where i went wrong which is
most of it
put the vape down i'm sorry sorry and i i really believe that i could i'm a
changed man and i can please please please it just doesn't feel like it dude it
doesn't please bring back home
please are you good to do the rest of the episode in that chair if we give you
the microphone
what you can have what you broke the fucking thing now bob he broke the fucking
painting
are you crying yeah i'm laughing so hard i'm so sorry okay you're good now you're
good all right
are you good to do the rest of the episode there you want me to sit here you
can have the mic okay
okay i can have but i feel like this is the vibe it is and i'll you know what i'll
be sidekick
everything i say from now on is a hybrid high vibration we don't need you to be
the sidekick i'm already
andrew's sidekick yeah well i'm like a third mic though no you're the guest yes
the guest i'll be
the guest and everything i say is now from now on gonna be positive you promise
and it's only gonna
be inquisitive questions if i don't understand something okay so check this out
okay good let's
have some inquisitive questions about oliver give me something inquisitive what
do you want to know
and don't hit me with some hard bullshit where i walk no i know what i was
saying is no what i was
saying inquisitive i know how can you be constructive i know i just during
conversations
instead of taking away during conversations i might like throw in stuff no but
i'm giving you
the shot let's go i don't have any fucking inquisitive questions here already
pre-written for oliver's
tree bobby yeah see how i'm not wearing a costume yeah i'm just trying to be a
real guy have a real
conversation you don't look like a real guy are you out of your fucking mind a
real guy from what
fucking dimension dude huh what are you talking from tim burton's nightmare
what the fuck you're
talking about we don't he doesn't need a mic dude you look like a horror show
dude what are you doing
you think you're gonna walk around at a mall in mid-america not scare the shit
out of the kids what
the fuck are you talking about what is your fucking problem dude i'm so sorry
but it's just like
i mean come on dude that's a compliment in my book he was out of pocket i'm
gonna walk you guys stay
andrew no no andrew don't don't don't let him get the fucking god damn it andrew
god he was out of
pocket dude i'm just saying that you're you're i mean you're like you're you're
like like you think
you look like a normal guy you don't but anyway um i'm so sorry bobby dude i
think this is what i
wanted you and i did baby what do you think all right this is good right hear
me out yeah go ahead
i will give you the opportunity to be on my show okay as long as you be
respectful to not me but
at least other people don't bring other people down okay and also let's just
have a conversation
man let's have a man-to-man conversation yeah yeah what happened that night how
are we feeling
what happened that night what night your big start to the show oh no it was
just a girl that i liked
and hooked up we made out and stuff and she goes that's it and then she was
like i i have a crush
at oliver tree too that's all and so i thought you know i didn't know that we
were in the same
category but i guess we are but isn't that good to be in a category with a guy
like me yeah it is now
i now in retrospect now i look at it well you know what we're those guys that
are odd looking right
but funny and that means that there's hope for all those odd looking balls like
us oddball characters
that look like they maybe are from you look like a cartoon character i look
like a cartoon character
there's nothing wrong with that we embraced it yeah yeah yeah yeah i look like
cartoony
you're right something's off and i can't figure it out but something's off i
apologize do you want
you want to come back you want to come on our show just come back come back all
right all right sit
down come back come back so what you're saying to me is that you and i look
like cartoon characters
yes precisely right and and and what and ethan don't talk about ethan okay okay
me and him are not
on talking terms okay so we look like cartoon characters yes and we are unique
and we should
really embrace lean into that yes instead of like turning our backs away from
it exactly i love it
that's what we have going for it yeah yeah what's like let me just i'm sorry
yeah what is wrong with
you and my little friend you just bummed me out a lot like why what what is it
well you're getting
sick of this every show it's got yeah what is it what is it that i did that bummed
you out here i am
yeah i'm i'm an oliver fan and you come out here and i'm like here's my best
friend oliver's on the
show i'm excited you know and then you're hurling insults at him you're
disrespecting him
you're you're saying his tour is bullshit i didn't say that yeah you're trying
to say i
film my shit on a fucking side i know because you put me in touch the camera in
your fucking life
bro you put me in that situation i had to defend myself my friend i'm sorry you
we didn't put you
in any situation right you just do you curled yourself up into that corner dog
that was on you
okay i'm sorry you're right me and andrew were having a fucking dope i want to
say this to you okay
and i want to say this i've known this little guy put the vape down bobby i've
known this guy
for a while put it off the table can we have someone come in and just take this
you don't
need to be smoking dude take care of your vessel you only get one i don't know
what your friend
doing but i just come in here look at me look up look on do you want to be on
the show i'm telling
you right now if you touch my shit i you will never work here again i'm telling
you that is a lie
dude i'll listen to this guy he no longer works for this company as of monday
test me dude the
second october second is he's terminated all right after this show this is his
last show so
you're good so do what you have to grab it see what happens dude you're
aggressive i mean and i'm
being real dude and you're back up dude go back to the fucking room thank you
it's tough how do you
it's not tough what are you talking about this guy it's tough no amount of
money in the world
could i deal with this it's tough andrew how do you do it it just made me sad
i was like hey i come from a different culture someone i'm you come from san
diego
oh that's true but it's different there but i was like someone i i admire i
respect i thought my
best friend's here with me and someone i admire and respect is coming big fan
and then you pooped
and i shouldn't i called you before what i see i called you before before and
you go it's gonna it's
gonna go a bad way it's not gonna go good it's gonna be weird cursed your own
episode and i said to
him and i go why it's gonna be fucking great i love that guy this what's gonna
be wrong and he goes
i don't know man you don't know what's gonna happen in there so he already had
something up
right you cursed and put voodoo energy this is what happens every time you're
around here's the
issue chaos my whole round of stuff i've been doing yeah different
conversations with different
people i admire oliver self-fulfilling prophecy process through an originally
false expectation
leads to its own confirmation you're putting out a bunch of self-fulfilling
prophecy you know
you are actualizing yourself you're manifesting these things by visualization
yeah incredibly powerful
tool and that's part of the reason why me and andrew have had so much success
is the power of
visualization visualization and we he envisioned himself getting to a place
where he could be
having his own show and then he never envisioned that someone would bring him
down okay like yourself
all right all right but hear me out okay go ahead
let him speak can i talk you weren't talking dude he's prepping to talk you
weren't talking part of a
talk is prepping to talk i didn't know that it's hard for me to talk how would
you just talk can i do a
pause and then can i talk how about this can i do a little pause and then i
talk just but i don't say
don't say can i talk and then have to let me speak or you're gonna just because
i'm about to put you
back into that pink chair and get my buddy you know what dude i'm i'm done let
me speak bobby lee
moving this doesn't have to be this way it doesn't have to be this way because
let me explain
something very clear if you watch the podcast that i do with my good friend steve-o
notice how i say
good friend and i don't refer to you as that oh come on let's move on i have
done very i'm just
getting bad vibes from this one i love i don't care let me speak i have only
done serious interviews
i'm not even in costume i'm literally just showing up as myself that's insane
what do you mean he came
he came i was so pumped i was smiling and good vibes happy andrew and me were
totally vibing
straight out yeah i love you okay and i just feel like this hit me out of
nowhere oh come on it didn't
have to be this way all right i'm really having the best time with all these
different people why
don't you do that and i come to this and i'm having the great time with andrew
and then all of a
sudden all right let's listen let's get i i because i think we should get back
to let's get past all
this okay and let's do a real pocket talk about other things let's go you want
to start over one last
time yeah let's start over let me go back to my seat you go for there you come
back no i'm being real
i'm gonna say i'm gonna say i think we should start over because will you do
the honor of sitting in my
spot for this episode i would be the honor to thank you du