Name: Bobby Lee Reveals His Latest Korean Spa Shenanigans!| Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Reveals His Latest Korean Spa Shenanigans!| Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-10. Transcript available.

- Can I say something?
I was at the Korean Spa at two in the morning
the other night.
And it was on, so I was on Western and-
- Wilshire.
- Sixth?
- Like in that area, right?
And then there's a string of prostitutes out there
and I stopped and I had my window rolled down
and I see a prostitute and she looks and I went, hi.
- She said hi?
- I did.
- Why?
- I don't know why.
- You were playing with fire, you wanted-
- No, I didn't know what to do, so I go, hi.
And she's like, she did something with her friends,
like move on.
- Cop, cop, cop, cop, right away.
- Really?
- Yeah, you'd feel like a cop.
I'd be like, that's a cop.
- Hi.
And I rolled up, I was like, why'd you say hi like that?
- I've never been propositioned.
I had a girl look at my car, then like look at me
and then go, and then look the other way.
I've never even had a-
- You look like a cop then too.
- I look like a cop, 100%, yeah.
- I rolled down my window once in Hollywood
and just stopped where they all are.
- Yeah.
- And I had my door unlocked.
And I just wanted to see what would happen.
- Waiting for one to get in?
- Yeah, and one did get in, but it was not a woman.
- What?
- It was a man dressed like a woman.
And I went, oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
- He was also wearing an I Love Cum shirt, by the way.
- Same guy.
- But I was really lucky he, she got out of the car.
- They got out of the car.
Teach yourself the right shit, all right, pal?
- I have a story to tell.
- Yeah, please.
- So one time, I got to say this guy's name.
So there's a comic name, do you remember him?
- Yeah, I remember that guy.
- Right, so one night he was like, after a show,
we're at the store, he's like, let's go down to Santa Monica.
I go, is there a restaurant there?
It's like one in the morning.
- There's stuff to eat down there.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- And I go, where is it?
No, no, no, let's get, you know, prostitute.
- Oh.
- I go, but they're all guys down there.
He's like, dude, you're not gonna know the difference.
- Oh.
- He might.
- He's right.
- Wait, dude, really?
You're not gonna know the difference.
- Well, some of them are really hot.
I've seen some really hot trans.
- I mean, I would know the difference.
- I think I would know the difference.
I think I would know the difference.
- Yeah.
- Sometimes I don't know the difference.
- No, no.
- No, we don't.
- Wait, sometimes you don't know the difference?
- What?
- You don't see the Adam's apple?
- I don't look there.
I'm not looking at your throat when I meet you.
- Oh, you don't look at the throat.
That's the key.
Never look at the throat.
- Don't look at the throat.
- That makes sense.
- It's more just like-
- Hands?
You don't look at the hands either.
- No, and that's what happened.
So the guy who got in the car,
that it was like a black guy, huge hands.
I was just like, dude, this is not a good-
- You gotta be careful letting people
into your world like this.
- I know.
- Did you see this cop that hooked up
in the backseat of his cruiser?
Did you see this?
- No.
- They have it on video.
It's like, what the fuck are you doing?
He's like hooking up with this chick
and then they get in the backseat of his cop car
in like broad daylight.
It wasn't even like trying to be discreet.
You saw this, Vance?
- It's crazy.
- No.
- But then apparently he says, it was in the news.
Apparently he said that it was consensual
and they had done this before.
- He stopped someone and then-
- But it looked like-
- Yeah.
- It obviously looked like he was being bad boy, bad boy.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
- Those are good lyrics.
You should write a song.
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
That's really cool.
- Bad boy, bad boy.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
- That's essentially like a lyric, you know?
- Like a vibe?
- Yeah, man.
- What is it?
Say it again.
- Bad boy, bad boy.
- Bad boy, bad boy.
- What you gonna do?
Oh, this is great.
Britney Spears dancing with knives.
Let's take a look at this real fast.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Hey, can I tell you, I already made a joke about this
a long time ago-
- She's good spinning.
- On this show.
We were all like free Britney, free Britney.
And I said on this show, are you sure?
Remember?
Are you sure?
- I think she's too free.
- Are you sure you want her free?
- Yeah, she's a little too free right now.
- People are like, she doesn't need a conservatorship.
Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're right.
- Are you sure?
- You're right.
- She's wielding kitchen knives.
Look at her dogs in the background.
One of those things is gonna end up at a restaurant.
Look at the way she's waving around those knives.
- It's insane.
- Play the video again.
It's bonkers.
I feel, I love this girl.
I feel bad.
There's no way this is chill.
Started playing with knives today.
Why, Brit?
Don't worry, they're not real knives.
Halloween is soon.
Yes, they are.
Those are knives.
- What would it be like hooking up with her, you think?
- Scary.
- I like that he's pretending those are not real knives.
Those are definitely real knives.
They are real.
They're for sure real.
Those knives are definitely not fake, says the internet.
What would it be like to hook up with her?
Is that what you're saying?
To date her?
- No, no, just the after hookup talk.
You know you have that talk.
- The chat?
- Yeah, the chat.
You're naked.
- Yeah.
- You know, you get the towel.
I'm a towel guy.
- So you stay naked the whole time?
- I do.
- After you hook up, do you put on any kind of clothing?
- Most times, yeah.
- You put on something?
- Yeah.
- Not me, not me.
- I put on a costume.
- Oh!
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- I used to do that.
I used to do that.
I used to do Robin.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah, I'll just put on a costume.
I'll put on an Iron Man mask.
Just a butt-naked Iron Man mask.
- Honestly, I feel like you and Britney Spears
would be perfect.
- Yeah, yeah, now that I think about it.
- But what would she talk about, do you think?
- I imagine.
- Her legs over you, you're sweating.
- She feels like--
- Oh, that was great.
- She might sing to you.
- Ooh.
- I know.
- Ooh.
- It's a new song, though.
Not even a banner.
- Oh, Bobby.
- Bobby.
- Oh, Bobby, Bobby, how was I supposed to know?
- Yeah, and then you probably do a dance, too, right?
- Hit me, Bobby, one more time, time, time.
You're like, I gotta go.
- Oh, I have to leave my cars here.
- Wait, you haven't seen my knife dance.
- Come see my knife dance.
Ooh, you're gonna love it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- In my living room, I wave knives and I TikTok.
Ugh.
By the way, I called it on the show a long time ago.
If this leads to something crazy,
like they put her back, they 5150 her,
I should've made a bet on our fans,
'cause people were like--
- What's 5150?
- That means it's for mental health, what's it called?
What's the--
- Pops come and take you and take me to the mental--
- 5150 is when you are mentally unstable.
That's when you, what is it called?
Allows a person with a mental challenge
to be involuntarily detained
for 72-hour psychiatric hospitalization.
So you can 5150 someone to be like,
I'm worried they're gonna hurt themselves
or hurt someone around them.
- Yeah, like we could 5150 you.
- Please don't.
- You could 5150 me.
- Yeah, I would never do that, though.
- Of all the people in here that we would 5150--
- Let me guess.
- One, two, three.
- Carlos!
- I mean, what the fuck?
- You think I'm like losing my mind?
- No, I just think you're a threat to society.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Like I feel like you could cause physical harm to society.
- I do, when I leave the house, I definitely like--
- I know, I want you inside more than outside.
- But you know what though?
Can I be honest with you?
He's the only one I really trust here.
- 100%, I agree, he knows that.
And he knows that.
- You would fucking, if I called you,
and I go, "You gotta help me borrow this body."
- Oh, it'd be so fun.
- See, that's what I'm saying.
- She would do it.
- See that, you need a 5150 in your life.
- You need one 5150 in your life.
- You need one 5150 in your life.
- Get one 5150 around.
- Yeah.
Like, honestly, this is a true, like, let's say I relapsed.
- Already excited.
- Well, see, I'm nervous.
See, this makes me mad.
- Yeah, 'cause they party together.
- Yeah, party dude's not gonna help you.
- Honestly, if I relapsed and I called you,
I'm like, "Dude, check it out.
I want some old school, a sheet of acid."
Do you know where to go?
- My closet.
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, and would you bring it over?
Be honest.
- Honestly, I would call Andrew.
It's about love, dude.
- Thank you.
- That's fucking bullshit.
- No, it's not, dude.
- No, that's huge.
That is such a big leap.
- That's 5150 though, dude.
- He's changed, dude.
He's 5149 now.
- All right.
- All right.
- You know what?
I'm so glad you said that,
'cause I was about to fucking get really fucked with you.
- And then, okay, so then you call him.
- Then you know what happens.
I'm coming to get your ass.
- And dude, what are you gonna do?
If I decide I'm gonna relapse, I'm gonna relapse.
- No, you're not.
Not around me.
- Not a freaking outfit.
- Not around fucking me, you're not.
- If you're in Mexico, then Andrew runs to have dinner.
- Okay, I don't know what the fuck you just said, dude.
- Let me tell you, what did you just say?
- Yeah, what'd you say?
Slow it down.
- I said, unless you're in Mexico,
then Andrew runs to have dinner with some friends
and Bobby gets dropped in my lap.
- Yeah, I put him in your lap.
Well, no, he already showed up fucked up in Mexico.
You were already fucked up.
- When did, you were babysitting me in Mexico?
- Yeah, you got fucked up at dinner.
You don't remember this?
- Oh yeah, I remember you trying to order me like a Sprite.
He tried to start a fight with me
because I ordered him a mocktail.
- Yeah, you're so stupid that day.
- I'm stupid?
- Yeah, because I'm like,
I'm gonna get what you're getting
and you come back with a mocktail, you have alcohol.
- No, I don't.
I didn't have alcohol in mine.
- Nobody had.
- Nobody had alcohol, you fuckhead.
But you were pissed off 'cause there was no booze in it.
You were mad, you were throwing a big fit.
And then you went- - I'm an alcoholic.
- I know, dude, we were trying to stop you.
And then you went and got fucking booze anyway.
And you pooped all over the room.
- There's a will, there's a way.
- I know, it's unfortunate.
- So if I'm gonna call him, he doesn't pull through,
I will call somebody.
- Yeah, but at least when he calls me,
I'll be over at your house to fucking get in your way,
to make it more annoying for you to use.
- But would you?
- I'd get in your, I'd roadblock you.
- I know, I know.
- That would be a nightmare if I realized, huh?
- I would not be happy about it, no.
- No.
- Let's not do it.
- What are you gonna do about it?
- I would cry.
- You would cry?
- Yeah, 'cause I've never met you in that state,
but I've heard all these stories and I feel really lucky.
Like when we, you came into my life
and you're like on this good track up
and it would be kind of devastating to see that.
- Thoughts.
See?
- And then I'd 5150 you.
- That's thoughts.
- That's thoughts.
- That's pure thoughts, dude.
- That's pumpkin spice right there.
- Yeah, that pumpkin spice.
- In the flesh.
- In the flesh, dude.