Name: Bobby Lee Knows Karate?? LOL | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Knows Karate?? LOL | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-11. Transcript available.

the guy that's helping out around our house right now he had i think he was
trying to like
he didn't have maybe one glove was missing he had a sock on his hand
and i was like who did we hire he had a full-blown sock well he one hand had a
glove the other one
had a sock i think maybe it was for it was i don't know i so did he put holes
to the fingers
or it was just a sock it was like a mitt it was gloves it was a glove and it
had the color stripes
at the bottom it was yeah it's like old school gym socks yeah wow yeah because
we're getting our yard
dug up and the pipes are can you help me with something though i need somebody
i don't know
where to go i googled it i just need somebody to put wallpaper up in my house
oh i got the guy
i have thought and then also wood paneling and stuff like that yeah i have a
guy who i'll give
it to you i'll give you a good guy unbelievable i don't want to give too much
of a story away because
it's not my business but he was at one point someone of a name that people know
it's gonna blow
your mind off the air and he could help me yeah he literally fixed it he builds
houses he used to
be somebody you know like an architect like no no no he wasn't frank frank he
was an actor
he was an actor that was oh so it's an actor that i would if he came over when
he was young
when he was young he was nice missions part two dude you were so good at that
small wonder
yeah yeah small yeah so it's somebody i know you will you might recognize the
name yeah
really and he fixes stuff can you do this and just tell me no i'll tell you off
the air okay
i got the guy you do 100 and he's great okay and he's meticulous and he's slow
and sweet and he
listens to um jazz while he does it he puts a little jazz music on what's wrong
with that i actually
really enjoyed it i don't have to be there though right of course not okay yeah
i don't want to be
there i don't like jazz it's like you know like that goes crazy i like see that
sounds like jazz
that going crazy that doesn't sound like good jazz what no that's like you know
i like you like
no that's too fast too fast it's smoky it's smoky i know what you know like
where it's
yeah and i'm walking in i have my suit on yeah yeah and i i lean with my cane i
pull out a cigar
right i do a little jiggy i do a little right and then i fall over and i die
right yeah but i like
slow jazz slow jazz yeah well i like to you know what's the the four year
people do like a not a
bossa nova but like oh yeah what's it what's the kind of music the impanina
mini uh empanine empanana
no no no flamenco flamenco no girl from empanadas
i like that
i'm walking to an airport in the 1960s yeah that's how that's all right yeah
that's good
what kind of music is that you would know that's your people brazilian like a
brazilian yeah that's
not your people it's not at all yeah my bad you would like one of us the social
club i love yes
cuba very good still not his people by the way but it's adjacent can we learn
to do capoeira
that's one of my favorite things you said is that the spinning martial arts
yeah can we learn to do
i already know how to do it dude get
fuck teach us do it right now can you get up and do yeah i can do capa now
couple way that couple way that was just a couple yeah show me some couple way
i need a opponent yeah carlos carlos well carlos carlos is your opponent
all right well you better film it fans hold on
all right go ahead no no let's see all right what's the cop away to music
whoa you lost you lost dude whatever whatever that was you lost what that was
dope that's it dude dude
you lost that you lost that ended so fast fast dude don't you know how how
dance battles take
place yeah dude once you get embarrassed it's over it's over dude i'm seeing
stars i'm just gonna
say you're about to pass out i'm about to pass out i'm seeing stars right now
that was crazy
when i put my uh i don't even know what to say the weight on your arm dude it
started trembling
i started seeing stars i'm like this is a bad idea hurt my stomach hurts a
little he got me
that's what it is dude that's couple yeah yeah and i'm gonna tell you dude i
never even took a class
get out of town you never took one class no way i think that honestly i think
that some people are
born knowing the secrets of the martial arts you think you've got it in you i
think i'm instinctually
i instinctually know all forms of martial arts simultaneously going within my
body holy
my spirit dude oh my god careful with those oh oh do you understand oh that's
what i'm saying
how did you hit me from over there and i don't even need to take a class dude
no you don't i know
how to bow i love bow that stuff's so good pork yeah well they're poor veggies
red bean red bean red
bean no no that's sticky buns i like those oh yeah that's red bean red paste
you know not bow the
fucking pastry what else wow yeah i will yeah i'll eat i'll have it no like
before you don't even know
what i'm saying what are you talking about bow the dumpling no no no bow the
actual gesture yeah like
thank you for like thank you for the bow what is the gesture go come here carlos
oh
were you stretching your back no kick him again so much violence on this show
sorry i did hot yoga
for the first time oh it was really fun how hot was it it's like 98 degrees or
hotter no it's got to be
hotter than that yeah 130 is that a boy band 30 90 degrees or hotter yeah no is
it is there a boy by
like 98 degrees yeah yeah 90 degrees nick lachey okay one of my boys dude one
of my top dogs how hot
is hot yoga it was so hot i couldn't believe it i was thinking about you bobby
though if you were there
and i just think you'd fart a lot in that class between 90 and 108 i would say
if you if you go to
one of those things i'm calling an ambulance on the way there no i'm good and
did you you've done hot
yoga no dude you guys don't even understand my body dude i don't know if you
understand your body
don't even comprehend what the temperatures my body can take i'm gonna you know
what you're gonna
come over to the house and get in the ice bath and let's see what you do let me
tell you something
yeah we got a nice time i'm gonna tell you something right now okay at the korean
spa that i
keep inviting you to yeah their ice plunge yeah is illegal yeah because like
polar bears yeah because
it hasn't been cleaned in 40. you're right it's gross it's dirty but not
getting in
let me tell you something about the korean spa do you do this racist yes i am i've
said that on this
show for years i'm not going in a spa with thousands of you's that go there don't
let me do
fuck you dude you guys in there don't don't don't don't you don't yeah let me
tell you something okay
you want me to go to a korean spa i know they don't sanitize that place that's
so untrue it's
untrue yeah you've never gotten anything you've never gotten a toenail fungus
from there or a
athlete's foot because i know you have you told me personally go ahead and say
it i don't know where i got
it yeah or fuck off where else i literally don't know could it be the place
where people are sweating
all over each other okay how about this dude give it athlete's foot athletes
get it right no no no no
no that do they not get it and they get it by running no they don't no they get
it from sharing
showers their fucking shoes from sharing showers that's what that's from from
from dirty feet to
bacterial infections in public places anyway you guys don't know about my body
and my temperature how much
well then let's go to hot yoga together i'm down i'll do it my body can take
all kinds it was so fun
but pompeo i would have survived it did you tell the story about the pompey or
ellen pompeo
are you talking about ellen pompeo the actress no i'm talking about the
politician okay okay