Name: Insane Bobby Lee Airport Farting Story! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-11-14T16:00:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Insane Bobby Lee Airport Farting Story! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Insane Bobby Lee Airport Farting Story! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-14. Transcript available.

did you tell the story about the shuttle bus at the airport no don't tell that
okay no tell it we
might have i don't know how interesting it was but it was the hardest i've
laughed in so long
all right okay so we get off of there where was it what city was it oh god i
don't even cleveland
you guys were out without all right so we're at an airport and we take a
shuttle you and i yeah
we're the last two on the last two and it's a packed shuttle packed and you
know it's one of
the shuttle it's all you you girls will love it it's very all-american the
shuttle they love no
but the people that are in it it's like kids wearing baseball you get just got
back from a
tournament families old women grandmothers yeah hey what they have just like an
apple pie with them
or something yeah yeah and a baseball the baseball was inside the apple yeah
dude yeah yeah yeah and
it's like and quiet and people and we have to stand because and i'm wearing i'm
listening to music
but i go i go oh it's a common you know how your mind does that right and i don't
know how so i
have my music playing so i bent over a little bit no you walked to me okay and
bent over onto me
under her and i ripped one so loud right that the whole bus heard it yeah right
the all-american bus
yeah it was so and people were like you're like right but one father an old
white gentleman
along with her tears in his eyes laughing so hard
he was laughing so hard lady behind you you didn't see her she was laughing too
oh she was yeah yeah yeah
it was that loud it was like and then right after the bus driver goes ladies
and gentlemen are you ready
for the shuttle like no one could react yeah no one could really react to it
but it was the bus driver
didn't hear everyone heard the the bus tremble yeah yeah it was like that but
good you would have
laughed so hard and then he was so quiet in there and then he walked like then
we're on the bus it's
like two minutes into the ride and he walks us over to me and goes was that
loud i have my headphones
in yeah yeah yeah just a little and she was laughing so hard dude we had to
what a moment you know you
and i have moments huh on the road we got some some good good moments i'm glad
i missed that one it was
i can't explain it that's one i'm happy because i was in chicago with my family
not getting farted
that was a good yeah because you know you know i would have been like bob like
a dad yeah yeah but
guess what did it smell it did okay my bad my bad my bad my bad i apologize to
anyone on the bus side
you thought you were gonna cruise right over that yeah yeah you shot it right
down yeah it did
it made it so much funnier than it smelled because it's like floating yeah you
know i i'm you know i miss
our little meals at the airport we're going we're going back out i know but
just thinking about the
you know tour the little meals you and i remember that little wine bar
restaurant that we sat in yeah
that was really nice that was really nice are you at the store tonight i have
one show tonight yes
let's get dinner before i'm at the store let's get dinner from here to the
store yeah yeah yeah
what time do you going up 10 30. i'm at 10 30. oh really you're not in this
yeah we're not in
this same room don't worry how long have you what room are you in the belly
room yeah oh yeah the small
one the tiny one she is small she's a small yeah yeah yeah yeah but that but
that changes are coming
soon i know it the shift is coming all right let's hand out the coffee real
fast let's hand let's
get some coffee in here mconi boni oh thank you ah did jesse get one is it
pumpkin oh cheers cheers
to pumpkin dude i'm telling you right now very good you like it oh man dude i'm
in dude i'm white
you're white i'm in dude you're white i'm white now dude one of us one of us
yeah yeah hey mine's
vanilla oh i wasn't sure if i should say something but it's kind of funny
because we were talking about
the pumpkin you're all vanilla why'd you get her vanilla i just followed what
carlos it says vanilla
cold foam i didn't write vanilla i said cold brew with cold foam it's okay it's
okay it's just funny
because all of it was here baby no no no no honestly because i'm not going to
have it it's
a waste please do it why could you can't you're not going to be able to sleep
tonight i'm allergic
to pumpkin i should have mentioned oh oh this felt like a bad idea why did i do
this to myself yeah
imagine i just turned into a pumpkin uh what did we learn today i learned i
actually learned about
thoughts and you learned it's important you might be white i might be white
will you do me a favor
carlos where you get on like wayfair and buy him an ottoman right now and ship
it to his house i just
want to see how you feel about an ottoman once we put it in your i've never had
one but i don't
know what to do with it i bet you do have one and you just don't know what it
is yeah you have a
couch right yeah do you have another piece of the couch where your feet go on
yeah that's
an ottoman yeah that's all that's what an ottoman is oh you're white dude oh i
thought it was
more like an ottoman empire kind of thing i'm about to blow your mind i'm about
to blow your mind go ahead
you have a little i mean i've been to your house you have a formal dining room
right there's a place
to eat right there's also a little part off your kitchen that's not really a
dining area but it's
just kind of like a little place to like you could snack right yeah that's a nook
buddy dude you're so
white you're the whitest friend i have you're so white but i never go in there
it's a twinkie
okay oh my god dude that's a layered joke that's so good holy give him credit
dude what the did you
call me dude you are the twinkie of this show holy shit that's so good and
explain twinkie for the
viewers that doesn't know and i'm a rhesus peanut butter cop yeah yeah yeah so
so yeah you are i
really am yeah so tell me what a twinkie is my friend yeah what do you the
audience what do you
mean by that buddy it's like yellow on the outside but white on the inside
interesting interesting
interesting because i grew up during the suburbs wow dude twinkie is pretty
good yeah twinkie is a very
good thing and also kind of say something then what do you call somebody that's
just full-on just yellow
what about you what do you call it well what is full yellow i i i the reason
why i ask i don't
know i can tell you tell me i call you behind your back sometimes what do you
call me lemon head
that's full yellow that's full yellow all the way through dude you're right
dude lemon head yeah or a
lemon no lemon head okay something about the lemon heads yeah yeah like bring
up an image i'm a lemon
head the guy you know the guy in the box how is that not you oh that's my
little you're my little
lemon head dude i'm a lemon head dude when people and i'm not you know dude let
me say something to
you i'm not mad at that dude i know yeah it's sweet yeah yeah you're my little
lemon head when they
say when people come to the studio and they go what goes down in here i say me
and my little
lemon head dude is showing from here yeah this is me and my lemon head it's
great dude i don't like
the do you like that candy though no it's not candy i think it's a trick i
think they
fucking put it out just to fuck with you yeah no one ever likes lemon there's
no chance someone
gets a box look at that guy remember that guy from the commercials whoa do him
as a guy look
at him look at that yeah look do you not remember these commercials no i don't
dude that's a horror
show go to youtube go to youtube bring up a lemon head this was insane they ran
these for a short
amount of time yeah yeah they were nightmare inducing dude that okay this is
one of the candies by the
way that was handed out sometimes if you see someone at the movie theater
getting a box of lemon heads
yeah leave i'm not watching the movie with that guy yeah yeah yeah that's a
sicko yeah and what's
a juju whoa you can't say that man it was just yum kapoor but b ah jujubee jujubee
yeah jujubee
what is a jujubee yeah i because i had it there's no flavor it's just chewy
they're gross yeah i mean
is juju be it's a jujubee it did you be good no they're not no it doesn't even
look it's no it's
that it's the colorful ones oh i was just gonna say i did get a really good
candy recently and it's
these little tiny gummies with mini nerds sprinkled oh those are so good so
good it's nerds wrapped
around like a gummy squishy in the inside so the outside is a ball of nerds and
the inside is a
squishy thing so good i know all the door guys at the mothership are eating
them nerds gummy clusters
they're so good whoa dude i gotta get one of those top shit those are top so
they combine two things
into one yeah let's do that right now with a different candy you got it go yeah
here we go we take um
you know i know what candy corn i'm already out yeah it's like the worst it's
the worst candy ever
made and you put it with circus peanuts yeah circus peanuts you're like what if
we wrap jujubees with
tic tacs it's like well no yeah all right by the way tic tacs breath mint white
the orange ones candy
yeah what was that breath mints were the white one they said the other ones
were breath mints but
the orange ones were just candy yeah i never used that wasn't a mint that was
candy yeah that's true
what are the two things you'll wrap okay i got one okay you know the chinese
think speaking of chinese
that invisible that invisible communism what are you talking about that
invisible cloak
no man wait what let me get it out all right all right it's that wrap that
melts in your mouth
it's an invisible oh the listerine strip they're like listening
or breath mint candy yeah yeah wait it's an invisible you've never seen this
before the candy with the
fucking invisible i thought you were talking about the it's like a clear dots
on it no there's a piece of
candy a chinese candy and the on the outside of it is jack it's like a how do
we explain it i think you
were scam no it's a clear fuck you man it's a clear like wrap and it melts in
your mouth how much do you
pay for the invisible candy what does it taste like