Name: Rudy Brings Us Filipino Snacks! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-11-15T18:48:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Brings Us Filipino Snacks! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Brings Us Filipino Snacks! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-15. Transcript available.

oh wow you don't like it wow who told you to get this no one you liar a brand
new new pro x3 pro
x3 something something a brand new rangefinder for the golf course this is so
nice yeah it's a nice
one huh did you open it up why is it not ran i don't know why they sent it me
that way so it's
been used you bought a used right no i swear to god i didn't you bought me a
used for my birthday i
think it's right straight from the fucking rangefinder place is this wish.com
no i got it
from i'll give you my receipt i don't know why i came that way this is so cool
this is like the one
one of the best models i know i got you it i have another thing better even
coming even better than
this yeah really believe it yeah wow i can't even believe that this is real
right yeah i feel like
this is a scam it's going to explode happy birthday dude thank you dude i love
because you know i've
never given you anything that's right and um there was a sense of guilt there
shouldn't be shame and uh
this is so nice yeah and i and i did some research you did yeah i've never
researched it and i usually
get like standard shit yeah starbucks card you know i mean nothing nothing is
the most yeah it's my
favorite gift to give is nothing brand new nothing from the factory i gotta
tell you sometimes a brand
brand new nothing is incredible it's incredible dude and can i say yeah best
gift i've gotten in
years are you being real i swear to god you wait for the second one though you're
gonna love it okay
okay mine okay let's see what it is oh i'm excited for this and by the way in
the meantime we're
celebrating our one million subscriber
can i just say though this that's for my golden chicken you got me a golden
chicken is that the
fake is it like a toy no it's real it's real it's a real chicken leg dude fried
this is from
kentucky fried chicken jollybee oh no the jolly yeah jolly wait he got you a jollybee
i did i didn't cook this
okay why did you have to touch it i have clean hands oh happy birthday dude
thank you dude yeah
oh so good i'm so good you think i'm just gonna eat a you came in with one
single piece of chicken
where was this transported inside of a bucket where's the bucket there get the
bucket get the
bucket we don't trust it we don't trust it just before wait wait wait let me
say something there's
more than one chicken finger in the bucket he gets one whoa give him the bucket
give me the bucket
okay let me just be honest i didn't give you a gift yeah i know no shit oh my
god oh my god how
dumb do you think i am this was for the filipino american ones wait that's how
i feel that's how i feel
about filipino mer clean it up mccone right now yeah get in here and pick up
the chicken off the floor
i didn't first of all vote for it i would have checked no on it insane insane
dude that you that
you didn't get me a gift and then you brought me uh and then you brought me a
fake a fake offering
it was a fake a fake offer dude what's in your purse i have to sanitize me too
why do you have to sanitize what were you doing just before yeah what was wrong
with jolly dude it's
jolly you have to sanitize it i mean look at how greasy my fingers are i didn't
even eat it look
at my hands yeah they're shining can the is the light bouncing off of them just
throw me the hand
sanitizer it was a jules jules it's embarrassing it literally hit me in the
hands i couldn't what is
what is that jolly be napkins come on yeah i'll take that what company is it
from oh yeah those are
fine chipotle napkins are right happy filipino american american yeah wait but
i bought filipino
snacks oh you really did oh you did where hold on mccone please get them so she's
running out of the
room it's insane you could have sat in your chair the whole time we could have
someone do why do we
hire these people to be at the studio if they're not going to do work also what
i thought we're doing
the one million celebration episode well it was kind of my birthday but kind of
not at all yeah
look at this oh whoa okay here we go oh wow oh i'll introduce it wait so wait a
minute let me make
something clear my best friend on earth bobby lee gave me an incredible gift
for my birthday which i am
genuinely very appreciative of did not get a gift from you or you or you did i
did i also can i just say
this too wow on my birthday we did a fucking we did a thing yeah bad friends
bobby lee birthday thing
right nothing for my friend here nothing for me he's my sidekick is that what i
get i did talk to
uh your wife about what i should get you etc so and so it's on the way we're
good it's on the way
his gift bobby's just here no but he has another one on the way okay even
better he has more to come
you have zero here my birthday's like a hanukkah every day you get one every
day you get one for
the week i'm offended honestly i'm mad at all three of you yeah it's it's
disgraceful it's disgusting
what oh okay so these are my favorite i'm going to take a minute to say a
million subscribers on youtube
okay happy birthday to you subscribers on youtube we want to thank the fans so
very much for being
here for us this is incredible we were this is such a pinnacle it's a pinnacle
in fact i i had to
two i ran into a guy today who said to me and i mean this and we do really love
the fans we appreciate
you guys so much it's been incredible the show boston was unbelievable immense
it's been so cool
and i will say this about a fan he came up to me and he goes i'm a i'm a
patreon i'm a subscriber
of the patreon and he goes i gotta tell you i'm a little bummed because i get
excited for mondays
but now i see the episodes on friday and now i feel empty on monday and i said
so should we do an
extra special one for him every monday just for that guy yeah okay his name is
michael nilk
nilk michael nilk nilk okay let's see some of this filipino american food you've
got for us
forgetting my birthday okay so these were my favorite snacks in the philippines
growing up growing up okay
one at a time just a bag of live bugs we're just gonna eat live bugs okay first
one cheese ring
cheese ring okay are they onion ring are they like no funyuns funyuns because i
know you guys let us open
them i don't trust you the onion rings forget it okay okay try this yeah please
open it
let's see let's look at the package let's rank them let's rank them well let's
look at the packaging
and rank it first of all that is that japanese yeah it seems japanese seems
japanese and and there's a
a swedish girl in the swedish anime from sweden i don't know why is she so
white let's just tell
cheese flavored snack it's the best yeah you know what it looked like i mean
why is it so puffed up i don't know okay okay well how does it smell
first smell first smell uh a foot comes to mind that's a foot just that's your
favorite food as
a kid is it mongoose toenail flavor that's what it smells like mongoose toenail
flavor
that is so gross i can't eat it we have to we don't have it now we have to try
one yeah we can
spit it out of the bag look it's like a fucking it's a little a prolapsed anus
it's donald trump's
asshole look at that it's a little from donald trump's asshole that's a donald
trump's prolapsed
and we're gonna eat it live on the show yeah okay here we go try one
he likes it he actually likes it bro when it comes to taste and smell let me
see completely different
okay so the smell is atrocious yeah don't smell it okay i'll just hold my nose
fantastic yeah it's pretty good it's pretty good don't throw it away i'll keep
it this is just like
the philippines don't smell it you don't just enjoy it i've had kalilah i never
smelled her
pussy just enjoy it i just ate it really because if you smelled it you want you're
out you won't
want it these are really good