Name: Live Rating Rudy's Filipino Foods!
Uploaded: 2023-11-16T16:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Live Rating Rudy's Filipino Foods!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Live Rating Rudy's Filipino Foods!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

yeah okay next one piatos the sour cream and onion they're just chips yeah
right yes okay
yeah piatos piatos by the way the company is made by jack and jill uh flavored
potato chips okay
smell it first again dude let me smell first oh my god again it's like footy
feet feet feet feet
feet feet feet oh my god that's even worse than the other one dude are we gonna
get sick is this
gonna make it yeah maybe okay great great yeah this is like a samoan armpit oh
have you ever smelled
a samoan armpit of course yeah i've been to the island yeah it's like i don't
know let's try one
you have to try one now also can i also visually yeah really pad really bad
what this is terrible
no design whatsoever whatsoever you know they're like what shape do you even
call this a pentagon
a pentaron a pentaron yeah this is a pentaron yeah let me taste it see let's
see if it give it a whirl
this is good you seem like you're still in the middle of judging if it's good
because the aftertaste
means a lot in this kind of stuff because i still have it visually so i'm
trying to get that rid of
my mind it's okay okay it's not bad it's okay it's not bad right out of 10.
well the first one i'm gonna
give three i'm gonna give this a six six yeah okay out of ten it's average it's
like been there done
that cardboardy yeah yeah cardboardy this tastes like what i think a rainbow
sandal would taste like
yeah yeah after like a after like a san diego bro war right three or four years
exactly with a little
bit of beach sweat a little bit of sand in your toes this is not good this one's
a three yeah and and
and that three is generous it's pretty generous okay this one is the best okay
the second best okay
pillows pillows pillows how amazing they just name everything things they wish
they had yeah yeah
what a random thing right she's like next up is blankets and yeah this one's
called lamp fixtures
have you guys tried electricity all right here's pillows a better bag a better
design i like this
kind of a heavy you don't i mean a heavy rip and pillows is a ube filled cracker
oh smell it first
oh really i like it i like the smell of ube is good for me baby oh this is like
that's top
notch you can tell by the packaging it's higher end let's see how let's eat
yeah we must test yeah yeah
three out of ten six out of ten okay let's look at the right it's a square i've
never seen something
so purple what are we talking the pillow we said the sound of the crunch is
very good
high-end crunch i don't like it you hate it let me try i don't like it i don't
like it all right
let me try a pillow there's something inside i know i tasted it i don't like
you know what this looks
like it reminds me of uh what's that the cereal the cereal wheat thin or
whatever the cereal was
it looks like that
what's inside ube juice is inside yeah yeah you don't like there's something
about it i don't like
yeah because it's like it's like perfume in a in a in a chip or something i
didn't want perfume in the
chip yeah yeah yeah you just you just gave me dracar noir yeah yeah i don't
like it's a cool water
flavor okay by the way yeah or whatever this is five this is below the five it's
below the
cheese it's below this is the top ranking one right so far let's let's have the
next i think it's the
white girl that's in the package that's convincing that's what made me like it
so i never put a white
person on the pocket package is this final this is the final this is my
favorite okay i usually eat
it with ketchup and rice but i forgot to bring ketchup is this chicharrones is
that what that is what's it
called chicharrones is pork skins as you know manguan chicharrones yeah chicharrones
i know this is the best
well but you guys call them chicharron but how do you say it because in where
fancy and i come from
we say chicharrones right we just say chicharron chicharron chicharron is this
because you guys are
going to you're disguising yourself as mexican sometimes no yeah she is yeah
she goes rogue so
this is how do you say that ni manguan oh my god this has got to be racist that's
pretty one this is
mocking what does this mean so i don't know yes you do it's not racist because
you know what the
spanish right they colonized right and did a little chuk chuk with your people
right and then all of a
sudden some other thing came out all right so at first first smell is that wow
good it is a heavy
close the bag and open it fast smell it fast smell it fast like okay breathe it
in ready and
whoa good yes it's like smelling salts oh i love one it hits you hard one's
great yeah one is my friend
by smell alone i like this most but i like chicharrones i'm i am partial to
here we go here
we go pork skin let's see let's see what it looks like pork skin baby yeah it
looks like psoriasis
yeah it's been flaked off it's a flaky psoriasis now what hospital were these
bags from
let's try it this is a scab it's a scab yeah yeah but most pork skin looks scabby
okay well
they hey yeah mostly yeah go hand it over
the crunch is right pork skin crunch is almost perfect when you get
the corner of one you know it's hard and burned hold on
excellent excellent excellent excellent so this is number one in your book uh-huh
excellent now how many
people in your community have died eating some of these snacks none yeah right
excellent i mean
perfect this is a good one a hard curl this means it was fried a little bit
longer there's a little
bit more fat on this one excellent i love pork skins excellent hey give me some
give me one more
cheese foot because i do i do like cheese foot thank you for bringing these
snacks this is very nice and
thank you for forgetting my birthday i really do appreciate it i call it d t d
t d t anus yeah d t
prolapse dt prolapse 2024 huh trump trump trump second place for sure these are
delicious we have candy in
there too in the chinese box oh we got candy in the chinese box so these give
you bad bathroom problems
troubles i used to we find it invisible candy invisible candy this is the
invisible candy from last week
but can i tell you something i've heard through the grapevine since we did this
episode yeah people
said that that's the paper's not edible you're not supposed to eat the paper
not this paper no even
the inside you're not supposed to eat that either they said this paper yeah we
used to eat that in
the philippines people online say you don't eat the paper yeah yeah yeah no no
why does it dissolve in
your mouth like deliciousness uh maybe because it's cancerous give me one let
me try this is the
infamous white rabbit yeah see look see look eat it eat it
you can't chew up why can't you chew it you suck it up are you not supposed to
be able to chew these
takes a minute it hurts well this is a silly candy it's supposed to look chewable
but not be chewable yeah
it's not taffy what is that why people love taffy why do you like that taffy so
much because it
reminds us of the sea do you like taffy fudge taffy go yourself i've never had
a taffy before
this hurts my teeth i mean it's not even enjoyable flavor huh what about the
flavor flavor is great
i was like sucking on like a good tasting stone this is what my people this is
what the irish used to do
and they're bored they would put sugar on it stuck on it for an hour and a half
that's what it is like
you get yourself a sugary stone seamus seamus grab yourself a sugar stone yeah
because just suck on it
i'm doing it you'll love it