Name: What Do Our Flags Mean? | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Do Our Flags Mean? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-18. Transcript available.

you know i see us at a swiss chalet and i see that i see that happening i see
that part of our
our our pinnacle of our friendship and you know who's not there what you gone
what's in our chalet
i i can i can see what's inside of our chalet where there's gotta be a dojo
well yeah there's
a dojo for short where do you think we eat dinner what in the dojo in the dojo
japanese style yeah
take your shoes off i can't crisscross apples my knees hurt so bad when i get
down on the ground
yeah what do you can you do that what can you sit indian style you can't say
that can you send
indigenous people what i can you can sit you can do i can do i can do the old
school um the knee the
uh the you know how they sit with their knees hold on let me see what is it let
me i have no idea what
that is let me get it let me get it out yeah the crouching sitting the asians
do oh yes what's
what's this right here what i'm doing it's it's smoke it's smoke attack sit
yeah yeah i'm smoking
yeah so i'll show you you can smoke attack stall i can still do this dude that's
really good that's
not low you gotta go lower it's as low as it gets baby that is pretty low that's
pretty low crouching
did you do this crouching yeah i can do that are you okay that i can do but i
can't say you can sit
sit cross-legged native style right here like this yeah i can't wow that's
interesting not right now
not with my back uh there's a new system in california called the ebony alert
it's amber
alert for black people and it just got passed wait a minute yeah cut it out
they're being real there's
an app that says when amber amber alert amber alert but but ebony alert yeah
but why amber what that
doesn't mean that they're white although white kids probably get kidnapped much
more than any other
kind of kid well i don't know about well they're worth more it's yeah yeah
street value for a white
ebony alert um is needed i've always paid for one you know why why because i
want to know that they know
that i have them right right you want everyone to know i want everyone because
then if i have them
i could go oh they know i have it and then i'll change locations it's working
it's gonna work yeah
yeah wait a minute you're really being serious of the thing called ebony
governor or the california
governor gavin newsom has signed a new law that can help track down young
people of color who have
disappeared and it's called ebony alert why not just a regular children
kidnapped alert and uh anyway
uh andreas had a funny joke what is it i don't know what he did but before we
did the pocket we
talked about a little bit this ebony alert and he said something that was like
out of pocket what'd
he say and i want you to him to repeat it what did you say yeah yeah i didn't
say anything well
can i may i repeat it maybe yeah please well how is that gonna work out you're
right yeah how do you
know who's who they all look the same that's what the fuck that's what you said
you scumbag mccone
carlos yeah can i tell you something when i first looked in the room here and i
saw this setup
and i saw your flag and my flag i thought it's good i i i do love my flag i
love my flag i do like
your flag a lot what what are the black lines for what are the black lines on
the korean flag for
i stand with korea like quote mark the the gian bars symbolize air air south
summer the gam bar
symbolize water west autumn the gone bar symbolize earth north winter and the
rebar symbolize fire east
spring you guys are doing way too much yeah yes i think the sides are a little
too much what did that's
that the black lines are just so so heavy i thought it was like threes you know
what the three colors on
the irish flag stand for what it's really easy to guess so redheads the the
hair hair the skin skin
the soul the soul's not green soul green symbolize the inclusion oh is that
what liquor does to your
soul yeah turns you green this is a whiskey liver this is after i see i see i
see symbolize the inclusion
and the aspiration unity between people of different traditions island you know
we don't know it
it means nothing what is a filipino flag i don't even know bring up the filipino
flag i mean do they
have one yeah we do i mean they're the ones that make them yeah after all that's
a pretty good flag
that is nice yeah the sun is that the sun or what is that it's the sun wow we
understand a little bit
of attitude we get the sun too here it's the sun she actually says she only
gets the sun we get the sun
too yeah we also get this yeah okay so the sun what's the blue mean peace that's
why it's above
the red because that's peace and then and then the other one's war yeah is that
right peace and war
white triangle stands for equality the blue stripe stands for peace truth and
justice and the red
stripe represents patriotism and valor ah you guys a lot of valor huh stolen
valor i've seen a lot of
fake fake military over there walking around walking and unlike they're in the
military and they're not
the eight sun you guys would colonize a lot right oh yeah so is that a lot of
valor
do you know okay you can come in i mean what did you say yeah hi hi come in are
there any kids you
know growing up named valor did you grow up with anybody named valor no yeah
what's the weirdest name
because i know you guys have fucked up weird names yeah fun names what's the
weirdest guy's name that you
know agapito agapito agapito what does that mean i don't know the meaning but
agapito um so he was like
hi i'm agapito agapito agapito okay bong bong is bong bong bong is common bong
bong and spaghetti
spaghetti is a common name there yeah yeah like look at they're crazy dude you're
really telling me
spaghetti yeah spaghetti is one you know it's loloy weird i know loloy yeah you
know i know loloy yeah
i love loloy fort mckinley is not a name yes it is that's somebody's name philippines
my dad is a
retired afp personnel at our place that's a guy's name fort mckinley dude cute
number 10 what is that
drek hexix yeah yeah that's a guy's name my name is a combination of my father's
name zoom in yeah my
father's name drexikar and zeus from greek mythology look at the next one yeah
sagacious junehurst and
grow wizard grow wizard these are unpronounceable grow wizards great look about
this one right how do
even say that yeah wait my name is pronounced yinjil but it's spelled y-g-h-n-g-j-h-y-l-l
it's
pronounced holy fuck my name is inspired by stenography according to my father
yeah right okay number five
sincerely yours
wait a minute i mean because you're welcome is common you're welcome yeah yeah
or thank you thank you yeah
by the way the kid the sister's name is spaghetti 88 yeah my brother's name is
macaroni 85. yeah yeah
these people sincerely yours macaroni spaghetti is that it go to two and one no
no dude drink water
dude and that's stealing from the natives not only that though it's a positive
name well yeah you
should it reminds me hydrate yeah when i meet them it reminds me see this one
isn't as weird
god is with us god is with us it's god is with us yeah god is with us yeah they
sentences are names
for them i've never met any filipinos it's like go down you've never met
spaghetti 88
go up god is with us no you don't know what god is with us yeah it's god is
with us it's goddess goddess
goddess goddess with us with us that's amazing by the way shout out wherever
you are spaghetti 88 go on
go off girl yeah go off queen spaghetti 88 cheese pimento give me a name give
me a name right now i
got one what go my name is son if because if this these it's opened my mind
yeah it doesn't yeah you
can be anything my son jimmy crack corn and i don't care well those two of them
jimmy crack corn
and i don't care all right right right so jimmy crack corn and i don't care
that's what those are
my two kids you give me one i'm gonna name my kid yeah wallet keys cell phone
so when i leave the
house i go what the fuck are my wallet my keys and my cell phone there they are
right there dad
there they are that's amazing what are you gonna name your kids if they're filipino
anything you want
really um poopoo poopoo poopoo yeah okay poopoo pee pee let me do what's the
third do do uh
no it's chinese uh poopoo pee pee and kevin kevin yeah that'd be great