Name: Bobby & Andrew HATE This Song! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew HATE This Song! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-23. Transcript available.

- Prepare something for you guys.
We were so excited for 1 million,
for the 1 million episodes,
that we decided to sing a song to you guys.
- Oh my God, they're gonna sing a song to us?
- Like barbershop quartet?
- Let's see, oh, I'm so excited.
- It's gotta be harmonized.
- Gilbert did such a good job with your acapella,
you know, 400 episodes.
- With your acapella.
- We decided to do the same.
- Okay, good, I love it.
- Okay.
I pay my dues.
- Wait, stop.
- Time out, time out, time out, time out.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
We want an original song.
- No.
- Yeah, we want an original song.
- You are gonna sing "We Are The Champions"?
- Yeah, here's the deal.
You sing a song, it can't be a mockery of another song.
- Right, no.
- It's gonna be an original song
that we've never heard before.
No, so start over.
I don't care what you have lyric-wise, make it up.
- Make it up. - Make it up.
- All right.
Andrew just paid me.
- In Boston.
- We need to talk about that,
we shouldn't pay him anymore.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Go ahead.
- Yeah.
- I got laid.
- Why are you looking down like you're reading it?
You're making it up.
- Yeah.
- Because I'm just, okay, okay.
- It's also still too much like Queen.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, I don't want that.
- Yeah.
Do a different harmony.
- Different harmony, dude.
- Come on.
- Thank you, Andrew.
Thank you, Bobby.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Y'all are my friends.
- Well.
- We work together.
- That part's true.
- Thank you for the hotel rooms.
- Yep.
- They are fun.
Sometimes I bring girls back.
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you, Rudy.
- Well.
- For being here and always supporting me.
- Mm-hmm.
- Rudy likes dogs.
Bobby eats dogs.
Bobby loves dogs.
Andrew kinda likes his dog, I think.
- Yeah?
- I think you're gonna harmonize and stuff.
This is a bullshit song, dude.
- I was gonna do Freddie Mercury.
- No.
- But no, Carlos.
- I mean, me and Andrew are gonna sing a song right now, dude.
- Easily.
- We're not, but we're not.
- Oh.
- Good.
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, well, I need Fancy and McCone
to help me out here.
- You three, you three are shit.
You three, you three are shit.
You're bad at your jobs.
You're bad at your jobs.
We can't rely on you. - Bottom of the barrel.
- You're the bottom of the barrel.
- Nothing, people.
- We don't like you.
- We're chip, we're chip.
- What'd you say, what'd you do?
- What'd he say?
- We're chip?
- Wait, I just wanna hurry.
- What is it?
- We're chip, you're chip.
- We're chip, we're chip?
- What?
- You're chips?
- Yeah, what did you say?
- We are chip.
- Oh, cheap.
- Oh, cheap.
I thought you were saying we're Doritos chips.
- Yeah, we're chips.
- We're chips.
- I'm sour cream and onion chip.
- Cool ranch chip.
- I'm a cool ranch Dorito chip.
- Yeah.
- Macon is a Funyun.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Actually no, Macon is a Bugle.
Remember Bugles?
- Yeah.
- That guy's a fucking Bugle.
Actually, if we were gonna name them as chips,
fancy would be what?
Fancy would be just regular Lay's,
like the original Lay's.
Greasy little kind of, they're underrated,
they're good, but they're not that good.
- Carlos is a cheap tortilla chip with bad salsa.
- With like, yeah, with like a, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ghetto salsa, with the one you, you know what I mean?
- And there it's watery.
- It's watery.
- Super watery.
- And then, uh.
- What's Macon?
- Macon.
- A wood chip?
- Yeah, a bag of wood chips.
- Yeah, a bag of wood chips, dude.
You're a bag of wood chips, man.
- Well, thank you for the 1 million subscribers.
- Thank you for being a bad fan.
- I have a question.
- All right, we go.
- This is what we like.
- Yeah, yeah.
- There's this, um, trend in TikTok
where the girls ask the boys
if they ever think about the Roman Empire,
and all of the-
- Yeah, what is this thing?
- Yeah.
- I don't get it.
- They say like three times a week.
They think about it.
- How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
We'll say it at the same time,
'cause I know it's the same answer.
One, two, three.
- Zero. - Every day.
- What?
- Every day?
- Every day.
- Oh, fuck.
- Of course I think about it every day.
- Yeah, I mean every day.
Is the Roman Empire one of the most influential time periods
in history?
Yes, of course I think about the Roman Empire.
- Really?
- How could you not?
- Yeah, I don't think about the Roman Empire ever.
- I don't, I don't stop thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it constantly.
- Yeah.
- There isn't one moment in my day
that I don't think about the Roman Empire
in comparison to what I'm doing.
I'm at Jersey Mike's thinking about the Roman Empire.
- What about you guys?
- Like three times a month.
- I only know one Roman Empire guy, Pontius Pilate.
- Yes!
- That's the main guy, right?
- What did he do?
- That's the Bono, what?
- It's the Bono of-
- It's the Bono of Romans.
He's like the U2 of Romans, no?
- He cleared his hands.
- He's, isn't Pontius the one that did the stab?
- Yeah, man.
- In Jesus?
- Yeah, he's the fucking, he's the evil fuckbag.
- Yeah, he's a fucking fuckbag, that guy.
- He's from Abruzzo, Italy.
I don't ever think about the Roman Empire.
That's an insane question.
- Do girls think about the Roman Empire?
- No, they're asking young men
when, how often they think about it.
And men are like, I don't know, like once a month.
I've never thought about what,
I've never think about it.
- Okay. - I don't ever think about it.
- So, okay.
Because all the men on TikTok say they think about it
like three times a week.
- Maybe some of these men do.
I don't ever think about it.
- Are they all white guys?
Be honest.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whites, yeah.
What else do you see?
What else is trendy shit for your age, Rube?
We could-
- Wait, I want to show you something.
It's my nostalgic Filipino song.
- And I want you to see the video.
- Oh boy.
- Okay.
- Can we sing along?
Try long.
Look at her.
- This is the cut.
- Press pause.
- Yeah.
- So are these guys popular?
- They were really popular when I was like 13 years old.
- 1.7 million views.
14 years ago, that's before anything got that kind of number.
- Yeah.
So like if you had seen them in the streets,
you would have chased down the street, like you chased them?
- Yeah.
But that's what I would like always like listen to.
- Imagine if that was her cousin.
Oh my God.
- The tag along rap that will rise.
- But do you know what they're saying?
- No.
Can you translate?
- I know.
- Okay, what is it?
- Yeah.
- It was kind of saying,
I really do new song.
I picked up on somebody.
It was saying something to the effect of like,
there's plenty of fish in the sea,
but it's like, if you catch the right-
- You read that.
- What?
- You read that on the comments.
- Read what on the comments?
- What are you talking about?
He knows .
- No, he read that.
- When did I read it in the comments?
- He knows .
- No.
- Yeah.
- When did I read it in the comments?
- Okay.
- There's no way you read that on the top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What?
When?
We just showed the video.
- So go ahead, fish on the sea.
Yeah, I got that too.
- There's plenty of fish in the sea.
- Sea, exactly.
- But it's, or it's like easy if you're,
it's easy to catch one if you're not,
if you're not, like if, you know,
if you're just heart is open.
- Yeah.
Is that what he means?
- You read that somewhere.
- No, he didn't.
- Where did I read it?
- We have iTunes and fucking Spotify.
We listen to this shit too.
- You read that somewhere.
- No, dude.
- Where?
Where did I read it?
- That's kind of true, but on the chorus,
it says we're tired of girls playing us.
- Yeah.
- So we're going.
- Yeah, exactly.
- So we're going to go down to the.
- So we're going to go to the beach, right?
To see the fish.
- To the gays.
- Yeah, to the gays.
This song is about being gay.
- But where's the gays?
At the beach, bitch.
- Yeah.
Where do you think they live?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Where are you?
- Gay guys live at the beach, right?
- Yeah.
- Anthem?
- Yeah, it's a gay anthem of the nineties.
- Whoa, look at them.
- Oh, they are gay.
- So they're basically saying girls are shit.
Guys are the best.
And if you want to be happy in life, you got to be gay.
- Yeah.
- If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a woman your wife.
So they're personal point of view.
Get a fucking dude to marry you.
- Are they still big in the Philippines?
Like if like, are there what?
- I don't know.
I haven't heard from them in a while.
- Oh, you keep in contact with those guys?
- No.
- What do you mean you haven't heard from them?
You haven't heard-
- Like there's new songs!
- By the way, look at how corny,
even the parental advisory.
Look at the top right.
Look at what the-
- Babala is it.
- Babala, be careful, babala.
Go get your babala.
- Okay, I have another question.
- Okay.
- What does it say, by the way, before you go,
what does it say at the bottom, Daitang Lasan?
- That's their group name.
- Is Daitang Lasan?
- Yeah.
- What does that mean?
- I don't know.
I'm not Tagalog, I'm Visaya.
- It doesn't matter.
It's close.
I speak Ebonics and English.
I know slang, right?
That's slang.
If somebody said that shit is cap, dog,
I know he's saying that you're-
- What's the other thing?
- You're lying.
- Oh, and my other thing is, Tito Andrew, are you a football fan?
Not the soccer, American football.
- American football, yeah, why?
- Did you know that Taylor Swift put-
I forgot his name.
- Well, this joke isn't going to work unless you say it the right way.
- Okay, let me look him up.
- Travis Kelsey?
- Yeah.
Did you know that Taylor Swift put Travis Kelsey on the map?
- Yeah. - Oh my God.
- I've heard this before.
And let me tell you something.
- Okay, easy, dude.
I know.
I get it.
She does that to me too.
- She doesn't even know who Travis Kelsey is.
- She has no idea.
- You don't know who that is?
- That's why what I'm saying is true.
- No, he does.
- Okay, can I-
- Did Taylor Swift win two Super Bowls?
Did she win two Super Bowls?
Is she a world champion twice?
- Okay, but Taylor Swift can so sell.
That's it.
- Oh, I want to say something right now.
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
Let me say something right now.
What does pop music stand for?
Popular music.
- Popular music.
- Right?
Popular music is for dum-dums.
- Wait a minute.
I like a lot of pop music.
- I know me too, some of it.
Some of it I like.
But my point is that, you know, for instance,
one of the greatest albums ever made
is the Velvet Underground album with the banana on it, right?
They only sold 500 copies of that when it first came out.
But the reason why it's in the top 100 best albums ever made
is because it's influential.
It's fucking good shit, right?
My point is popular doesn't mean that it's fucking great.
And Taylor Swift is talented, but she's not the be all be of all of it.
- Preach, preach, preach.
- One million subscribers.
We're so popular.
- We're a million.
- God, man.
I'm tired of this Taylor Swift shit, dude.
She's talented.
I get it.
- She's very talented.
- Yeah, but she's not in 20 years.
No one's going to give a fuck.
She's like Tiffany.
- No, I think.
- I think she's a little bit more popular than Tiffany.
- Okay, sorry.
All right, sorry, sorry, all right.
- A little bit.
- A little bit more, yeah, yeah.
- But look, in the same way that Madonna was an international superstar, right?
- Huge.
- Madonna was globally, obviously because it predated the internet,
she wasn't as big as Taylor Swift, right?
- But if Madonna came in right now, we'd be like, what's up, Madonna?
- Well, we'd be like, hey, is everything okay?
Because she's been scaring me in the last couple of years.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She has a British accent for some reason, and she's from Jersey.
- My point is that things fade.
It's a fad.
- No, but she's incredibly huge.
- Talented person.
- Very talented.
- It's a fad.
- And you know what?
She put Travis Kelsey on the map.