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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Producers SHOCK Bobby. REAL REACTION eeeek' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-30. Transcript available.

this reminds me of coco i don't know if you saw coco one of my love that movie
made me cry
dude of course what do you mean bald if you didn't cry at coco you're that
movie made me
cry dude i love coco if you didn't cry at almost every pixar movie you're a
weirdo
okay what's the the most you cried at a pixar movie i get i said i know right
now go up
the montage scene in up the beginning yeah it'll break your little heart but
the rest of the movie
you don't cry but you cry there yeah when his wife dies beautiful montage um i
didn't cry at all for
uh inside out that wasn't a cry for me i didn't cry i didn't cry that i liked
it though it was
good it was good yeah i didn't cry there and then what was one with the with
the black guy who's a
jazz musician so eric griffin yeah so yeah so do you see that yeah but i didn't
make me cry either
i didn't see it is it good it wasn't good no it wasn't that good yeah mulan mulan
that's not that
that's not oh that's not yeah mulan but that's not talking about pixar yeah
they call it pixar
turning red turning red is my documentary it's also not not turning red is it
about asians who drink
yes i never saw the first one saw that the first asian-led movie is what it is
the first asian-led
pixar film yeah turning yeah is that you bob yeah and all of the kids got to
meet bobby lee that day
i did one movie it's called wish dragon but i don't think anyone saw it show me
wish dragon
wish dragon oh that's so cute is it all asian yeah are you the dragon no i'm
like a henchman
cool who plays the dragon a famous asian guy jackie chan
really i think so he can barely speak english what does that say there you are
that's you playing
the henchman oh is that you bobby oh constance woo jimmy oh that's great yeah
yeah
i mean that must have made some good money huh i've never heard of this
is it not out maybe it's not it's out it's been out for years you man you've
never heard of that hey
box office mojo and they watch that it's bad box office mojo that movie dragon
whatever
wish dragon box office mojo let's check it out it made 21 million holy that's
bad
that movie probably cost like 300 million to make
i know it was bad oh whoa it was bad wait 21 million there was never a united
states release
right they only put it there they also only streamed it we'll do wish dragon
budget why why
what i i i play a henchman who gives a shit it's not your fault i do nothing
well they lost four
million bucks no plus all the market to him right so they lost 50 million bucks
dude can you imagine being part of a production company that that's a great
rating though 68 70
it's really yeah yeah can you imagine me in the production company and they're
like
this is going to be it it's going to be this beautiful animated asian movie
where it's going to crush
yeah and then they're like we lost 50 million
it's funny you know you you have literally no control like when you get no like
that no control
you get it you go me i hope it works you want me and then you dream yeah you go
you know you
kind of go oh this is going to be and then i'm going to do other things and
this is going to be
my ted lasso it never it's always like that and then you're like oh way back in
line yeah i'm back
i'm back back where i belong a couple years later you get something else and
then you go back in line
it's really when people hit a home run out front no people do though yeah it
almost never happens
yeah i know the point is it almost never happens but people yes you know who i
think is going to hit
a home run soon who fancy oh yeah i actually think something's coming for him
you know why this universal
thing i swear to god i feel like something's coming but what i do want to say
that i'm not
happy about is this sos vhs and how we deserve residuals for it you know it's
it's he started it on
the heels of this place he's utilizing all of on my back on our back you
started it on my back dog
and also uh have we gotten paid for that do we get paid for that did you guys
get anything you want
really insane okay give me your wife and kid no no other numbers oh the numbers
are okay no
you know oh they're good they're good they're it's good for a guy who literally
never did podcasting
until he came to us right it's you know some people you you give them a little
give them an inch and they take a mile but you they take the whole empenade i've
seen you on stage
before yeah yeah have you seen him at the live shows yeah that you know do i
watch him when we're
doing no and when he walks out i can see the crowd cheering yeah then i could
see his ego and
everything he just gets out like it's a drug yeah you're addicted to it why do
you then why you're
you're projecting you're projecting whoa trying to start a fight dude i'm not
projecting dude you
better leave barbie alone you saw me going to the stage i'm i'm i'm shaking he
is with excitement
yeah you know what george has it yeah george is sick george wants it he loves
the fame what about
you carlos you know he loves the fame he's eating it up yeah that's nice what
is your instagram
following growing yeah are you getting a lot of dms because i saw you in boston
remember what i
whispered to you yeah it was so weird what did he say what i whispered to you
on stage do you feel
like you're a big deal no he said that to me when i grabbed him out of the
elevator at the hotel do you
feel like you're a big deal no and then i yelled you're projecting onto no no
you are but you act like
you're a big deal that's so not true bro if your actions correlate with how you
feel but i don't
act like i mean his head is big is getting bigger for sure oh my god this year
yeah yeah you have
like when you pick us up at the hotel and stuff to go to the venue yes you have
this when you're walking
this way guys and you're like almost like get out of the way yeah i'm trying to
do my job well
important people are coming through and when i look at you i go just calm down
dude you're not that
big of a deal it's because he's power hungry a little bit dude be honest yeah
are you a little
power hungry just a tiny bit okay yeah that's okay at least i know i admit it
yeah projection see you
like it too you think i i'm like not me dude you think me you think me yes i
think you bobby oh well
give me an example why i'm power hungry no i think you like power you like fame
like no no i know you
when i'm at the venues i don't i i'm scared that's so not true who acts more of
a star him or me
i think you you you hide in the green room that's what shy stars do oh that's
the stars do oh they do
yeah andrew says hi to like the stagehands where we hide i go say hi to
everybody yeah yeah yeah i want
to talk to them yeah they're probably every time i meet a stagehand i go are
you related to me they're
probably family members of mine yeah as many laborers i have what do you what
is this video oh gosh it's
actually the bigfoot and also what can we do this yeah what is this oh yeah
well let's see this real
fast what is this new bigfoot video it's pretty crazy dude i saw this tell me
if you think this is
bullshit i've never seen it so this couple from a colorado train says they
captured this huh and it's a
video of a bigfoot okay now loop it again go backwards you can see look at that
oh wow it's a
bigfoot shut up fancy oh wow god damn it what do you think i like how they're
highlighted like you
didn't see it wow what do you think and he hid down i just i gotta say this if
this was coordinated
pretty good timing on a moving train going on a colorado because this is far
away yeah wow
that's not no bigfoot dude but if bigfoot who is that what is that it's like a
duncan trussell
you think that's dt no but it's like that that type of dude you know those guys
are like i'm gonna
live in the wild and go do something fucked up that's yeah yeah you know ari shaffir
yeah like hairy
out there i want to be detached from society i just don't get it that's a hairy
thing it's weird you
can't really tell but i can't tell dude but it's in the middle of nowhere they
did say it's in the middle of
nowhere also of all the places that i thought bigfoot would be not in colorado
yeah i thought
it'd be way up north in canada like and he decides to in open sun sit in the
middle he would he would
sit behind a tree or under why would he do this well he's going to get food or
something or maybe
take a shit yeah oh yeah it is weird he does blend in really well yeah
what do we think do we think this is real
i gotta see a body dude i gotta see we gotta kill it well we gotta kill it yeah
i gotta kill one and
see what if that's what if that what if when jesus came back he came back as
bigfoot
wow that's how he hit it all these years he's just super evasive and he's
having fun with us
um what is it what is this thing we're gonna do yeah what is this okay let's do
it oh no
hey andrew hey bobby you've been really really bad friends and now you have to
prove that you care
about the ones who work so hard for you we have been to glory holes a milking
table for you at least
one of us has only one anyway in front of each of you there's a color please
put it on
this won't work unless you put it on so please put it on i'll wait yeah
are you gonna put it on i don't want to be shocked does it hurt yeah yeah it's
for sure it hurts
it's not on let me see set it off it's not on it's not on it it's my con got
the wrong thing
so this is a barking thing it doesn't work it's just out now do we believe
these guys
no for real mcone got the wrong one so i can't i don't do the remote control
so how does it work you have to bark like a dog
really yeah put it on in bark oh you put it on bark
wait put it on get your arm it has to be against your throat
no who doesn't know if it's a throat
nothing this is them with us just making us bark at these collars
that's so funny i'll be you fucking asshole that was good that is very fucking
dude that's very
good fuck you no that's good you got us if you fucking do something carlos i'll
fuck you up
fucking dicks i want to say something carlos yeah what's up i will give you a
thousand dollars in
cash if you shop him i there's no remote i promise you i'll give you 10 grand
to fucking wait this
is not we man i'm like okay we're obeying the orders okay sorry obviously spanish
saw i mean dude
it's so funny when you hear him he's like you don't people have done so much
for you of all the
people that speak clear coherent english at the studio i found it to be a lot
more menacing yeah with
the spanish accent it's a little bit more minute all right let's see the rest
of the video is it
is there something that's gonna you have to answer two or three questions
correctly for every wrong
answer you get a shocking surprise answer wisely oh okay
when did bad friends start what are you wanting to know what year
oh fuck no this is good now i wish we did have the shockers
2020. that's right
yeah
what is what
this is just for them to have yeah go what is the do it this is
in the subway at this point this has nothing to do with us
get it out
oh my god
oh my god you can't get he can't get through it
what is carlos's birthday month the month carlos birthday month april
i can't hear what he's saying
no surprise yeah okay no shock oh thank you
yeah
what part of spain is fancy from
southern
that's that's not true okay
that's not funny dude i fucking told you not to do it dude
dude i'm not putting that fuck you dude
come on dude got it wrong baby
you lost