Name: Bad Friends Fans: A Message of Love | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-12-05T16:00:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Fans: A Message of Love | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Fans: A Message of Love | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-05. Transcript available.

how was austin you went it was good i went to austin again yuma tucson i've
been all around
you're in bora bora i'm in yuma erizona same same same same what was that where
you play club
i've been headlining uh yeah when i'm on my own i've been trying to so yuma
where'd you play
um it was it was like a dance club that they made into a a stand-up venue you
were the headliner
oh cool i'm doing this it's so fun i do the theaters with you guys and then i
do the dance
rooms so not by myself how many people showed up dance room's good close to 200
congratulations
that's rad yeah fun yeah amazing around one to 200 spokane's coming soon and
and phoenix yeah my
people are gonna come out i know i'm really that's the coolest part people you
got you're sending people
oh spokane you're probably got people all over the world you know they come out
to support thank you
bud yeah you got people in bora bora i told you oh i didn't even say it the guy
at the airport literally
goes he goes sorry uh are you on a podcast and i said yeah and he goes the one
with bobby and i said
yeah and he goes i love that show oh thank you man thank you so much so sweet
and i go and it's a
priority tag on my bag no but he but it was it was wild to get to get you know
what the wildest thing is
when people do this another guy did this at the hotel nice you know very like
cordial da da da and
then he says uh thank you so much for dining with us blah blah blah and i said
no problem and then he
goes tell bobby i said hi as i really do yeah and i was like oh it's so cool
that international but
he didn't say anything he didn't make a thing he just as i walked away he goes
just tell bobby i said
hi and i was like oh that's so rad great it was rad it was good feels cool uh
all over the world
dude we got fans in south pacific dude and yuma everyone in yuma and that's
what i said to him
you know who matters the most yuma arizona baby you know what also i've been
good at and i've grown
is i take photos what i'm eating now what do you mean oh selfies no like you
know just you chewing
yeah i'm chewing at a restaurant and people will walk up and go can i have a
photograph and usually i'm
like hey i'll do it after i'm eating but now dude with a burrito in my mouth
you've grown i've so i
stand out all right and i do it see i like it after a meeting because i look
like when i eat i eat like
a like a nightmare i just inhale food is there any situation that bothers you
when that happens when
somebody wants a photo yeah um no no i don't really it doesn't really matter
unless it's like obviously
like come on dude this is a weird time you know what i mean give me an example
like bathroom yeah
bathroom's fucking weird you're peeing next door guy yeah wait till i'm out we'll
be outside in two
seconds yeah okay bathroom is weird also it's crazy disrespectful when they ask
like if if i'm with
somebody whether it's like a wife or a friend or a whoever and they ask them to
take the photo i'm
always oh yeah i'm always like no dude selfie advice for when we are together
that's the worst
the worst is when you and i the worst is when you and i are together and
somebody says hey can you
take a photo of me and andrew and you go get back and i go all right i don't do
i say get the
fuck out of here i go i go get the fuck out of here but but not because it's
like you don't
want a photo of me it's like take a selfie when people go hey can i have a
photo and i go yeah and
then they go they look around for someone i go dude we'll take it it's this
yeah yeah we'll take it
together you they i hate it when somebody goes can i have a photo i go of
course and they go
excuse me yeah can you take off like it's like no no dude fuck or they do an
andy leibowitz photo
shoot like okay can we let's figure out what we're gonna do no can you do a
gang sign but be on your
knees and i'll be backwards and i'll do a fucking tilt i was like no they do
that all the time or or
this um i went on both angles so i want wide yeah and why and then you know
what i mean and then um
let's and then let's make the third one fun yeah can we do like a dirty sanchez
or something yeah
no dude let's just take it it's fun enjoy them all we're grateful it's fun
thank you so much i know
i'm just getting a taste of this but this happened the other day i was talking
to my friend outside
about a mutual friend of ours who's on drugs now very sad story we don't do we
know he lost i don't
think you guys know him then why you say mutual friend yeah me and my friend oh
oh stay with me
no i want to address that first i'd like to address that someone sells out one
dance hall and boy oh
boy did it go to her earlier today you told me to go myself yeah that's after
you told me to
fuck myself i know but that's the boss i'm the boss right i go fuck you go fuck
you and then you just
did that so um i'm feeling feisty i know you're very feisty today all right so
calm down but continue
just you guys taught me everything i know it was our fault we're he created a
monster all right so we're
talking about a friend who's lost his mind i think he's schizophrenic we've
seen him on like hollywood
boulevard and we were talking about what do we do is there anything to do and
then this stranger came
over and goes oh my god i love you on bad friends can i get a picture with you
that's perfect timing
those times are kind of bad that breaks it up but did you do it oh yeah yeah
with a smile on your face
yeah i was like get out of my face i have a fan here yeah yeah jesse i really
need your help if you
could do anything juicy from bad friends i asked him to take the picture yeah
hey by the way are you
gonna sleep tonight what time are you leaving the airport we're leaving at the
same time no i mean
well no i'm leaving at six you're leaving at 5 30. yeah but i'm i'm probably
gonna get some sleep and
we're coming back sunday right we are so we have to pack a lot i don't i'm
packing a backpack i'm gonna
do a backpack yeah yeah that we're going one night in and out in and out yeah
yeah like that and just
you and i flying at the same time and then you guys are flying a different
flight yeah we're later than
you guys yeah you're a little bit later you wanna you know i know you guys want
some alone time
we'd like to be alone we like to be alone we have our moments i'll not i'm not
gonna lie i hate it
because i miss you guys we'll miss you too but we'll see you when we get there
are you you show
time wait a second you like flying with us oh yeah i like the uber ride from
your house it's like an
hour of quality time together oh that is true we do have a nice time together
let me ask you something
um but friday night we have time i'm gonna all have dinner yeah oh i would love
that well i don't know
what time you guys get in nine nine p.m we'll have already we'll have already
no dinner yeah oh yeah
yeah no dinner that's okay that's okay bob you and i will go out to dinner
where do you want to go
a little one-on-one date let's go i'd like to go somewhere very nice let's go
somewhere fancy can
i be honest who invited me over to their house be honest let me guess jim jordan
are you serious
yeah no damn it someone someone in dc invited me to their house is it high up
pretty pretty big
pretty high up huh joe biden do you know joe how do you know joe he's i mean i've
just seen him
like online like i want you to come over to my house bring the bring the bring
the chinese boy
make something in the living room and we'll watch him he's still so with the
yellow man is the yellow
man there i gotta take a nap it's all in china so yeah okay chris christie i
love chris christie
he invited me over are you being real he does a buffet at his house every night
do you know that
i can tell from the phone really he does a buffet every single day it's like a
resort yeah it's
unbelievable you can you can you you can get your eggs any way you want them
but you couldn't get
them pre-made yeah yeah yeah did you know chris christie no what the fuck do i
know chris christie
i don't know anybody dude dc is one of those places that is come is so fake you
know it's a fake city
it's hollywood for ugly people oh that did you say that before did you say that
before i don't know
if i said that before i feel like i'm having deja vu i feel like i feel like
you did you i think you said
that one time or somebody said that in it like let me i stole it from somewhere
no it's
such a good phrase hollywood for ugly people it's hollywood for the power
hungry no it's people that
grew up like i can't be an actor right look at my face can't be a singer and my
body right like chris
christie right he looks in the mirrors like you know running lines as a kid
right you know he was
doing plays a hundred percent he was doing like fiddler on the roof and you
know chris christie was
doing no he's doing scenes from what's eating gilbert grape
they wouldn't let him on the roof yeah just playing the mom the old time you
can't put him
on yeah you gotta get him off the roof he's gonna break the roof and misery
oh hey also return of the jedi
just do a jabba but he's featured but he's featured in all these and all these
movies in place
dude yeah it's a main character anyway he's like at one point he's like no i
think i'm gonna go to dc
yeah i gotta move yeah i want to be a politician but yeah i want to change the
world like i'm
really riveted by i i like if i saw jim jordan even i'm not i don't like follow
his politics i would
be starstruck well yeah if we were at a steak's house and we go holy fuck there's
um crockett you
know what you know she's a star who crockett crockett yeah her name is jasmine
crockett i don't
think i know who this is a congressman dude she's a star dude jazz crockett i
mean what a name
what's her real name jasmine crockett that's a name dude jazzy dude have you
seen her she could
be a rapper she's so smart but she has an i want to ride the line here okay go
ahead and do it she
has an attitude what do you mean go ahead and say it what are you trying to say
sassy black woman is
that what you're trying to say i just say that well you looked over there it
looked like you said it
it looked like you said it no it's just she has oh go ahead what is that she
has it what is it dog
what what is it she's on the floor laying it down hey hey okay that's her is it
like it's like a kia
commercial yeah no she oh this got bluetooth look at that yeah um excuse me
i'm a huge jet she's gonna be the next president okay yeah slow down in 30
years
this woman 30 years she's 40. first of all we'll be dead in 20 years this woman
has a future did she has
barack obama um can i say swagger what why would you say why would you say michelle
obama
of the obamas why wouldn't you compare her to michelle obama no because still i
don't think michelle
has brock's speaking you know i mean yeah she does she's very talented but i i
think jasmine crockett is
a star okay you heard it here first jazz when i watch her i'm like oh my god i
wish she were
she represented she's a congress person she's so great dude she's rising she's
a representative
uh what district what is she of texas she's a democrat from texas yeah no she's
so great anyway
but i'm a huge i love dc i can't wait to go maybe we'll run into some people