Name: Rudy's In LOVE w/ This One Piece Character!
Uploaded: 2023-12-07T18:28:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's In LOVE w/ This One Piece Character!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's In LOVE w/ This One Piece Character!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-07. Transcript available.

can i say something about your poo tita bobby no please no no you may not
actually i'll say it
okay go ahead but let me say something i have beef in my car doing what do i
have in my car
butcher box yeah butcher a lot of meat a lot of meat yeah you want the meat
right
watch what you say okay every time i clean your toilet there's so much poo
stains we'll be right
back thank you thank you yeah thank you guys we'll be right back there's so
much a poo stains
yeah and they're like so sticky you can't take it off oh your your poo is dry
no yeah no i usually
don't have so much stains and they're so sticky i call it poo shrapnel i have
to brush it for like 30
minutes good it's on purpose it's on purpose i don't understand why it's so
sticky you push us harder
when it shoots out why do we always have to talk about poo let's get off of it
yeah yeah but can i
say something it's the cream
and i gotta cut down on the cream yeah yeah yeah what have you been doing rudy
i've been watching one piece non-stop love one piece two pieces better though
what i don't know
anime one piece yeah let me see let me see it one piece anime two piece mini me
what are we talking about yeah so this is it welcome to one one piece
look at the guy in the front he's even going one piece one a piece uh it's a
bunch of pirates and i've
been and the one to the right is that uh with the pinocchio nose you're telling
me all these people are
pirates yeah yeah but is the guy with the longest is he a lot is he a liar yeah
he's a liar the biggest
liar because he's pinocchio then oh i didn't notice that do you know what pinocchio
is yeah
what do you mean i never realized that the guy with the long nose when he doesn't
lie does his
nose grow no it doesn't grow but it's just a claw oh he's lied so much it's at
its peak yeah
yeah i didn't realize what's the story of one piece can we guess okay go so the
guy with the nose
right he's not the main character i understand but he's on the poster okay okay
right so he's like
you know series regular okay he had to audition probably test right he probably
had a test i think
they run a train on that girl on the left and the guy with the nose used to be
the king but now
this guy with his big dick finger is in the leg dude that's where i'm yeah that's
the head guy
well she was she met the guy with the long nose first yeah of course and she's
like oh i'm this
is the guy i want to sit on your face yeah and he's got the his nose is bigger
than any dick i've
ever had it looks like but then she runs into the ring the finger the monster
finger monster and now
the guy in the long nose is like look at his head he's like what about that
nose he's trying to make
it look it's big isn't it yeah yeah yeah and he's like no but my finger's
bigger and she look at her
how happy she is she's stoked and the two guys in the back are just mafia
bosses what they look like
mafia yeah yeah yeah yeah the one with the green hair is so hot zoom in what do
you mean when you
let me time skip hot what's hot about him yeah that guy's hot he barely has any
facial features
that guy no no that's not a good picture he has no nose no nose okay just do zoro
one piece
zoro that's his name zoro uh-huh do you flick your bean to this stuff
do you strum the guitar to this yeah look look oh that guy's hot oh my god i'm
so confused it's it's
so stupid you know why because he has two abs and two but only two abs look at
that he's got a two
pack the scars a scar on his face look at how big his mouth is yeah huge teeth
but he uses three swords
i mean this is downsy downsy downsy oh there's oh that's a that's the live
action
well are they doing live action yeah wait you don't like that you like the
animation more than the
real guy animation is there anything for me can i be the long nose oh you look
up nami yeah yeah
this is what i want to audition for nami oh that's the photo yeah whoa oh so
that's why you like them
right what is that is it not zoro stop faking it what is i've never seen that
before look at that
zoom in on the penis that's the piece in one piece yeah yeah oh that's the
piece
oh look at that oh so much cream so much my stomach hurts right now just by
looking at that
so one piece is your this is your this is your everything my everything right
now what is it about
though because i think we're probably wrong it's you know that guy with the big
finger yeah yeah he's
the captain and he wants to be the king of the pirates and to be the king of
the pirates is to be the
strongest and to be the most powerful and so they go on a lot of adventures
together and you just see
so many like characters and different powers because he ate a devil fruit and
he's a rubber guy
and so he can like he can let's stop he can be he ate devil fruit and now he's
the rubber guy yeah i think
i'm gonna go home what are you talking about yeah none of these people look
like all right i i i'm the
anime studio you pitch me the show okay check this out hold on hold on tell me
about the characters
okay so the characters you're gonna love yeah yeah so there so the show is
called one piece
one piece is what they look who's shut up this is my assistant sorry it's my
driver
you have to buy her because sorry loud mouth so it's called thank you for
coming here thank you
it's called tell me about one piece one piece what is it about and there's five
pirates six pirates
okay five and six six pirates five or six one of six but one of one of them is
the leader and
he's got a oh but let me ask he's got a this i love the photo thank you the
little guy right there
what is that that's you sir it's a reindeer oh that's me yeah we did thank you
for including me
yeah we incorporated you in the game thank you thank you it's time out but that's
a reindeer uh-huh
and he also ate the devil fruit so he can go half who is this who this your
assistant my driver
yeah tell her shop walk up you can't please it's supposed to be shop back up
but i know one piece
you don't know the show hold on she crit she's crazy no she created
she's crazy oh she's crazy oh i see yeah anyway continue and so so you see the
woman on the right
with the big tits which one oh yeah yeah yeah yeah the orange the redhead that
you i knew you'd
get it that's me that you that you that's who i really want yeah i see and two
per two can i
say yeah just do the transition why would we create a show if we sell the show
i'm gonna have
the money to do it oh just like the waschowski brother that's right yeah and
two people to the
right is you sir and the yellow there that is a depiction of you the little i
thought it was the
little one with me well that's just for that's that's you in the game but you
in our brain is the
guy on the far right oh thank you and then who is the gay guy in the green can
we cut him out in the
green in the green i don't like that's uh zozo or zoro zozo that's zozo i i
prefer zozo it's zozo
because zoro is hacky right zero is a guy that exists healing right stealing
yeah yeah what about
the woman that look like my mom he she's an archaeologist yeah right yeah
really you think that
woman's digging up yeah she wore a big titted top and a grass skirt to dig up
the earth yeah yeah no
what is it she used your titty to but she has powers where she can create more
limbs
oh i'm so sick of this what's the devil this is pissing me off explain me devil
fruit
it's uh it's what all the the filipinos call their private parts
oh yeah devil fruit yeah i've eaten devil fruit i know you have it tastes like
balut
and then uh what is rubber man what explain me rubber man oh what is a rubber
man well you said
he ate the double fruit and the rubber man the rubber man yeah a rubber man do
you have any friends
that are into like glory holes oh i have one friend in my company we have a we
have a janitor okay
his name is carlos oh yeah years ago he used to work for about the friend
company all right yeah but
then he said that and were so many times he did yeah yeah and he did so many
glory glory hole yeah
i do i know them i've never seen one but yeah but this guy going growing hard
this guy loves all the
time living there so that guy what that guy carlo he's a rubber man oh now it
makes sense right yeah