Name: Rudy: "What's A Glory Hole?"
Uploaded: 2023-12-12T16:00:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy: "What's A Glory Hole?"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy: "What's A Glory Hole?"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-12. Transcript available.

what's a glory hole oh fun you ask well we have something here let's see it
this is a true story
that happened this week um a girl yeah a girl in uh amsterdam a british girl
was um sucking a dick
in a glory hole and when she turned on some sort of light at this really fancy
glory hole it was
revealed that it was her dad and this and we have a voice note from one of the
friends i want to hear
it okay go ahead all right it's pretty good to the story because i'm literally
telling everyone it's
so horrific so my friend amelia who i was with yesterday she's got a mate
called ellie who's in
a house share in london and um ellie shares with like a bunch of girls and one
of the girls was
telling her she's just been on a hen do to amsterdam where the stag and the hen
went at the same time
i think they're all just like a mixed social group who kind of like knew each
other but then the stag
went one day in the hen one way and the hens went the other for people that don't
know stag do and
hen do are bachelor and bachelorette party that's what that means dude got
super drunk and went into
one of these boobs with like a glory hole and so a guy on the other side stuck
his dick through so the
girl was just drunk and started sucking him off but it was one of these ones
apparently where like
if like she pushes a button and the guy pushes the button on the other side
they can kind of
see who's on the other side like it makes it like transparent like a window so
they can see
and so being drunk she thought it'd be hilarious to push his button just to see
who she'd been sucking
off and so she pushes the button and looks up and it's her dad on the other
side i'll tell you how that
makes i'll tell you where it could have even been worse imagine if you went to
a glory hall
imagine a penis comes through right and you suck it i suck it you're dead it's
my
dead it's my dead tag he's dead he's dead well so before it was cold then it
was like an icicle
penis imagine sucking this cold dead and like oh my god it's like oh your
tongue gets stuck to it
like it's a pole do you really think this happened i don't know this girl but
if i was the dad do we
know this girl no a glory hole rudy is just a place where adults go and they
put their genitals
through a literal hole in the wall and they don't know who's on the other side
and they get pleasure
what and somebody else sucks it from the other side yeah in this scenario there
was a door like
a window thing yeah and then they got to see each other that's just scary carlos
does it all the time
all the time they she found the hole at a place called cuckoldplace.com i guess
that's like the
name of a oh carlos play dumb i guess that's a website that you've literally
been to how'd you get
this story you fuck face yeah yeah that's the story what would you do i mean it
was your daughter
kms okay it's kms okay i kill myself yeah you would i kill myself yeah yeah on
site
oh you make a deal yeah i mean to deal with the devil just that moment when i
put my dad
no no you make a deal with your dad don't ever tell anybody no let's just dad
very good by the way but nice penis but don't tell mom let's not even this
never happened okay
and then at the you know christmas is weird he's gonna be drunk at a party
and you're gonna fucking beat him in a game of scrabble and he's like remember
that time you
suck my dick oh yeah he's gonna do that every time oh yes that's what dads do
that's true they were
they hold that stuff that's what they do like what would happen i'd i'd bleach
my tongue and then
kill myself yeah you want to get it off the tongue first oh you gotta get it
yeah yeah yeah
it's like gargle it what does it say in your shirt property property of it's
another anime show hey so
are you aren't you are you going to outgrow anime at some point i don't think
so no you'll do it
forever forever what have you been doing in your life i want to know what have
you been doing
i've been taking a birth control and i've been going crazy what the what is
going on you've been
taking a birth control yeah and i'm like going crazy i'm like mad i want to
kill someone why did
you start taking birth control at 22 years old because my acne i don't even
care about sex it's
just my acne that tito bobby bullies me every time you don't have acne he's the
one with the pimple
patch on right now because i've been taking the first she doesn't have acne i
don't bully you
you're bullying me every time you see me i go rocky mountain high when i look
at your face i know
that i do that but that's just a joke it's a joke wait a minute yeah so you're
22 years old now
right 21 okay 21 when you turn 22 next month yeah you're 22 shut up you're 22 i
can't believe it
i remember you were in high school i know it was insane started this show when
she was in high school
it's incredible so you're 22 and you just started taking birth control who told
you to do this your doctor yeah why because of my acne and then she said oh
just take the
nuva ring it's like a small they're always just shoving medications down isn't
that funny how quick
they are to just prescribe stuff why would you take it don't take it wait it's
this big what are you
talking about the circle and you just put it put in your butthole why in the
butthole that's where
i put mine oh i put mine there yeah put my nuva ring up my butthole yeah so you
put it in there
yeah and it just stays there for three weeks and then i'm just and you're are
you i don't want to
are you still seeing that guy yeah how's that going how's that going how's that
going fine we haven't
we haven't done it but in like four months so it's fine why
because i don't know i'm just not four months that is over at 21 years old i
was spewing with semen
yeah yeah i was dripping out of my eyeballs okay but you're a guy she's waiting
for sorrow
yeah if he dyed his hair green would it be yeah tell your guy to dye his head
no i need the real
zero no but why for my really four months yeah i just don't like sex right now
yeah that's okay
i'm actually better off with that side no i like this yeah i mean i like it i
like that you're not
but it's like save yourself for marriage marriage whatever no okay i just right
now i'm not no i
mean save the save it for someone that you want to obviously it sounds like you're
going to break up
really yeah what 21 year old is it's over how are you hooking up with someone
once every four months
that you're dating it's over it doesn't make sense you know it's over right
yeah i still like him
i like it like yeah you like hanging out with him as a friend no not friend no
you're not a friend
do you guys kiss still peck oh but no tongue no i don't like it this guy goes
home and cries at night
is that a generational thing no some people don't want tongues in their mouth
do you like tongue your tongue no you've talked my tongue yeah i have oh yeah
but i kind of like it
yeah so my point my point is you do when your wife's still tongue when you get
married yeah there
is moments for for tongue kissing but during the course of the day oh you don't
know not during the
day no but there's moments when tongue kissing is yeah but it's it's not as
frequent as it was when
you're young and but you still you're still not opposed to it no i like it but
exactly but it's
situation dependent she doesn't like it okay but it's the same thing as i don't
like you know touching
and like oh intimacy like the key ingredients to having a relationship yeah you
like any you don't
like physical affirmation no you don't want him to touch you even like hug you
don't like him no even
when he does that i'm yeah that's not good it's dead it's a dead thing that's
why are you doing this
with your eyes i gotta i'm sweating i'm being honest yeah yeah do you think i'm
not making a joke do
you think maybe you don't like boys i'm lesbian i didn't say it it's okay if
you were but do you
think maybe you don't like boys i don't know i think kalilah thinks i'm a
lesbian that's because
she's a lesbian like she keeps i really she is she dated you for the longest
time
well sarah when i dated as soon as i you flipped so many women yes sarah highland
i was dating for
three years and then when i we broke up she went with one and she never went
back to men
i am i the fucking last what was that movie where nobody can compete what was
the movie where every
woman slept with a guy so they could get married finally what was that called
dane cook movie yeah
what was that called good luck chuck yeah you're fuck you're dane cook you're
good luck you're good
luck chuck but for women wow you've made two girls go to the other team i know