Name: Rudy's Road Rage!
Uploaded: 2023-12-14T16:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Road Rage!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Road Rage!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-14. Transcript available.

when you drive then you park is it is it are you depressed excited about
everything anything
nothing is making you happy right now except one piece oh my god zoro zoro is
the only thing that
makes you happy yeah i've been binging it and i watch it like until 4 a.m oh my
god that's all i
like enjoy right now she needs medicine i have a question do you guys have road
rage
yeah i don't anymore
i shot and killed a guy on the pch yeah i remember that was hard that was hard
hard hard hard and i
and i got acquitted because it was self-defense self-defense on what he tried
to hit my car and
i they pulled over a pullover they got on the 101 yeah and then um it was
tragic but it wasn't even
you didn't even kill him though you hit him over the pipe to any three times
something like that
yeah 23 24 times but i gotta quit it yeah so no not really i don't think i have
it anymore because
you know why because it was his pipe the other guy's pipe it was this it was he
right he got it out of
his hand you and a self-defense he was swinging like this what pipe what's pipe
a metal pipe where did you get the pipe it was on the side of the road how did
they get the pipe really
no honestly how did the pipe my friend my super good friend mario my super
friend mario always has
pipes on him okay and then you hit it 22 times 23 23. the sound of a pipe on
someone's head is
skull skull it's all i'd say skull yeah yeah crack crack crack yeah it's okay
but you know what was
crazy what what you were wearing in trial that skirt yeah the skirt it was
crazy i wanted to show my legs
well i think you were trying to you were trying to do the trans empathy thing
well there was a jury
filled with lgbtq plus people yeah yeah so smart yeah you gotta play to your
crowd yeah you dyed your hair
purple right it was incredible we should dye my hair at least once yeah do i
have roads rage um you know
what i do is i used to scream right but then i realized there's nothing i can
do if we pull over
so what i do is i'll put my head down and i'll look at my jeans or my pants and
i'll so they can't see
in my face you mother you scream down yeah yeah that's i mean that's at least
better than doing
something yeah i don't do it i just scream downward so they don't see me do you
have road rage i develop
one why all right why because i've been driving a lot so i've been screaming
and like whenever
something happens i just i just do that what where are you driving to school
school work and i'm just
like you do you never get recognized no from mad pad friends at school
sometimes like like when i walk
after um work sometimes there's like film students who say oh are you rudy yeah
what do you say it's like
oh yeah and then what they say and i say oh can i take a picture it's like yeah
sure and then i just
run you run away you take fitted photos with them yeah because they ask wow are
there any hot guys that
do it no no if you our fans yeah i know our fans you know they're great people
film students huh
she said film students they're serious but she said hot guys there's like what
hot hot people don't like
regular people like our show yeah but they're all beautiful no they're
beautiful
in their own way yeah yeah but they're not supermodels we don't get supermodels
that's true
but you have anyone that's a that you are attracted to that doesn't
no any girls and probably no girls no no girls it's all boys that recognize me
yeah yeah it's always
boys it's always boys yeah it's always boys and does it how does it feel though
when that happens be real
i always get shy and i always look so ugly at school yeah they ask for a
picture and i'm just like oh
but do you feel popular though or no no do you ever dress up or is this kind of
always it this is it
yeah i dig it you're allowed to do whatever you want yeah yeah feel free the
next generation i don't
think people i don't think like do you think people will wear suits in like 20
years do you think suits
will still be a thing well suits was a thing for hundreds of years not hundreds
oh yeah in the
early 1800s had suits their own versions of it yeah different styles right
there's been different
styles of stuff yeah i mean but i don't think suits will keep going i think we're
at the end of the
suit you think so i think so are we in the age of the sweats look we're in the
age of the sweat the
age of sweats the end of suit covet finish off menswear that's an american
theme though what do
you mean that's what people dress the worst dude have you seen european jeans
with all the little
sparkles a little it's stupid classy the you talking about we dress the worst
we're the epicenter of
of fashion dude the are you talking about yeah but yeah everything that
everything that the world likes
we did yeah but you don't wear it yeah we make it for you losers to buy you
know we tell our chinese
friends to make it for all you idiots to buy now could i could i say that america
has the best
restaurants no i could say that france probably has the best in terms of the
best restaurants in the
world i don't know i'd say we probably have the same but but we still we could
we can compete
mm-hmm but with with fashion we beat everyone we do all the shit because we're
multicultural
so we have different kinds of fashion yeah but here for example kids dress so
badly at school you
know like that's the the style what do you make kids wear in spain yeah i don't
know people just
dress up a little more here's like they wear their pajamas because going to
school is a big deal for
you yeah it's like the crocs and the pajamas yeah but it's not a big deal for
us right no also they
can't afford to dress up she just spent a hundred grand on school yeah i think
he has a skewed idea
can i can i ask you about i was at therapy yesterday yeah and we were talking
about high school
and um i asked her i go how do you feel about peer counsel not pure cause a
career counseling
so when i was a freshman and so every year actually i would go in and every
year we would have to see
this career counselor and every year they would go yeah just take wood shop
well that's good to me right
it's actually good because my grades were terrible i have no skill set right
that's not true no at the
time right i knew that i had these you know powers you know i'm not the licking
powers to heal the sick
but like you know real human powers right and um so all through high school i
thought oh i'm a loser i have
no other options because all these other kids are like oh yeah my career
counselor said i should be
an attorney or an engineer or whatever right and i got wood shop and steel shop
every did you ever
take wood no i refused to but i also my parents were like no no wood you can't
do that koreans are
scared yeah yeah they were scared of wood right driftwood are you crazy we have
ptsd nightmares about
drift yeah yeah yeah anyway um farting a tree oh my god i can't sleep now for a
week right i pointed
a four ago tree if a tree falls into my dreams we would kill my whole family
yeah yeah yeah probably
yeah can you make anything by hand did you learn to make anything by hand can
you sew i would make
i mean can you sew i can make like little sculptures with meth scabs oh i used
to get these meth scabs
when i did math do you know do you know how to sew no i feel like that's in
your blood a little bit
yeah if i i'm sure i could it up right i put you out in front of a singer
sewing machine i bet
you can yeah you want some nikes too but um but you know what sucks is they don't
they don't give you
the other options in high school in america right they don't go okay so um you're
funny like if they
said you know i heard you're funny what direction would they would they point
you and they're like
what about improv or comedy but that's not even a this it's not an option right
when it can anything
artistic is an option in american schools yeah they don't go all like well they
just say wait till
you're done you'll you'll be better off but they never even said that they're
like woodshop what
does woodshop mean making stuff out of wood i know but it's like that's my only
future there's a
billion other things you can do but they don't fucking bobby lee the carpenter
how oh i would make
fucking furniture better than jesus he actually wasn't good at all some of his
pieces are really bad
yeah they're like ikea ikea from back then um they're always missing one yeah
yeah like where's
the corganskruger why's that gone yeah um no i i get that i high school's tough
because it's
it's placing you in a very broad box of shit when you're like i don't like any
of that stuff
yeah i like if asa akira if they said oh you like to fuck huh you should be a
porn star yeah
yeah but now they might do that in schools they might be like look only fans is
right for you
dude that'd be that but that's a thing but they did i probably don't do it well
we should just like
in my high school powe high they don't view my wow they don't view what i do as
a talent that's why
i'm not in the hall of fame right and i agree with them
in what way because are you in the hall of fame in your school no why would i
be i'm a
fucking okay what's your school i'm not in the hall of fame no what's your
school what's the school
what's your school what high school bartholomew boys are you being real bartholomew
boys if you're not
i swear to god bartholomew bartholomew bartholomew boys school boys you went to
an old boys school
yes school in what chicago mm-hmm chicago st bartholomew school that's where
you want
well you're not lying okay and then andrew santino what high school did andrew
santino go to
he went to naperville north high school that's right
you fucking like piece of shit dude