Name: Bobby Lee Mad at Carlos Again!
Uploaded: 2023-12-24T14:00:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Mad at Carlos Again!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Mad at Carlos Again!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-24. Transcript available.

what happened to carlos yeah what did happen to carlos um
i don't want to get into my personal life okay but if you if i may i may you
don't have to why
don't you call carlos but let me say this okay he had to do one job he was
supposed to pick
somebody up from the airport he was supposed to arrange a car right so for a
week every day
i'm just like dude so you got it he's like i'm on it it's already booked right
and i go okay
every day dude you got it yeah dude the name birthday everything he's gonna be
there right
the 11 o'clock happens i wake up this person calls um yeah um there's nobody
here
so i go what the fuck and i call the company and they go the person that booked
it
canceled it two minutes ago carlos yeah should we get him on the phone
you want me to call him and and i went ape shit yeah you did try to burn down
the whole world
yeah let's get i'll get him on the phone here i'll get him on okay you get him
on
why did you put carlos in charge of something so important yeah why would you
do that actually
that is that is because he does it for the tour and every time on the tour they're
there
yeah but he screwed up this time so yeah yeah i'll call him i'll call him here
he's in texas with his family i don't care his grandma died oh shit
hey andrew what's up hey man so we're on the show now and uh bobby is pretty
upset and uh he wants to
talk to you about something oh yeah but did he tell you what i did for him oh
god what did you do
oh okay i sent him air one desserts oh desserts you know what those are i sent
him four
yeah chocolate mousse right um they're no no wheat or or it's all what's it
called gluten-free
gluten-free oh so it's all gluten-free it's sugar-free gluten-free it's garbage
it's still
outside my door but it was expensive i don't care it literally go pick up the
air one bag that's
outside my door it's been there for three days i have not pulled it inside the
house what we'll
get it all right it's rotting if there's smell it's i don't know what it is i
haven't even opened
it but let me say something what you did there was out of pocket that there's
no other other word
there's no other word just no other word all right and i'm going to say that
you really dropped
the ball on that one i'm sorry and and is this not true is this not true i
called the company
and they go excuse me sir but you canceled it two minutes ago and i said the
person that booked it
canceled the the fucking pickup two minutes ago when she's there why did you do
that because the
pickup was for 5 30 p.m not 9 30 a.m
can i ask you a valid question of course did i not give you the flight
information
you did and does the flight information say 5 30 in the afternoon or 9 in the
morning
this is 9 in the morning so why let me just just curiosity why would one i give
you the flight
why would one ridiculously book a 5 30 out in the afternoon thing bob it's
military time it's the
whole thing it's getting my mind all messed up i you know but i don't want to
throw excuses your
way wait a minute you use military you've never been in the military yeah yeah
which is a valid
reason why i would mess up dude this mind trickery you're doing is working it's
not working for me
it's working for me i almost agreed with him i was like right yeah do you use
military time
when you book the bad friends tour stuff no they you know what i think the
website recently changed
to military time i think it's a new thing oh out of the blue you think it just
happened while you
were booking like in the middle of your booking yeah like they switched over
like uh they were like oh
it switched over to a military account for some reason it just was a glitch it
was a glitch in the
system bobby it was a glitch in the system okay carlos a memoir a glitch in the
system
that's gonna be your book i told you this would never happen again all right so
what happens what do
i get if it does happen again um you can put something in my butt i've done
that already dude
that's like i could do that without this all right you can spank me no it's too
easy you have to give
him your dog your new dog no no he's got to drink a bobby lee concoction oh boy
do you hear that it's a
shot glass a shot glass of whatever i put in there you just got to drink it
shot glass six ounces six
ounces no but it'll kill them so the six ounces what i got in mind it will kill
them okay all right
shot glass you get a shot of whatever and then i'm gonna make a video of how i
made it yeah and what
it entails and we have to drop you off at kaiser permanente you don't get right
after that yeah you have
to go to kaiser i have the hookup at cedars though because my dad too bad so
sad kiddo you got to go
to kaiser all right i'll go to kaiser all right so i'm going to give you
another shot you're not fired
i'm going to i'm going to keep i really appreciate it i'm going to keep coming
to you to book things
but you drop the ball one time dude you will get a shot glass of something just
so otherworldly
so grotesque it'll mess up your body and you guys have no idea you're thinking
calm right now no no no
no no no not my calm no i'll tell you that right now worse mine yeah yeah all
right well then you're
not fired so you can come back soon come back soon okay thanks guys bye bye bye
bye bye bye
okay big mess up big freak out big mess up but everything's okay now everything's
fine so that
happened but it's been you know i'm just i would missed everyone in this room
yeah i just miss yeah i
like my life too i like my life you're saying you like you like your the way
things are the way
you've got them you don't leave you don't need outside forces i don't think i
need anything more
than what i have that's nice you know i think i have in fact i miss some of the
things i've had
you missed me what what are you your mind no every day i didn't think it was me
you said miss me i miss you i miss you too all right
what nothing dude chill out dude oh chill out dude you need do you need to get
another dog or
something because that was weird i miss you
whoa dude that's so uncomfortable i i you know what you know i told i miss you
too i saw i i saw
a guy today yeah from the back who had long black hair like you yeah yeah and i
legitimately i'm driving
i go bobby yeah you know what's so funny i missed you so today yeah um i was
with somebody and she was
like did you see the tick tock with andrew and nikki glazier about the uh the
taylor swift oh yeah
the punk right yeah and i go you know what i don't even i don't even just need
to see the the the
the tick tock of it i want to go to youtube i'm gonna watch the whole video the
whole thing
right and i watched the whole video and i was laughing so hard it was such a
dumb and during
the prank i stopped laughing mm-hmm and i went god i miss him oh see my prince
how long were you gone
dita bobby none of your business this is this bitch like you you ungrateful
bitch you can't ask these
fucking questions bitch none of your business lady what the fuck you're talking
about you miss him like
you've been gone for a year it's a thing that happens when you get older yeah
you don't get it
dude you don't even get it right now you don't get it god you don't fucking
business you don't miss
anything do you you miss three days three days that's a long time yeah and we
clean my house
today's sunday that's not my fault hey you better watch your mouth watch your
fucking mouth man god i missed you i missed you