Name: Are We Gay? Rudy's Relationship Advice!
Uploaded: 2023-12-26T14:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are We Gay? Rudy's Relationship Advice!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are We Gay? Rudy's Relationship Advice!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-26. Transcript available.

so during your your puberty boy puberty yeah you're asking him or me both of
you yeah okay
well i'm gonna come back okay um what was like your first sign of like knowing
you like a girl
is your boyfriend going through puberty right now no me oh you're going through
puberty right now
i think he got there no i'm like like i i feel like i like girls i think you do
i think we've
said this before and i think you do i think you're i think you're admitting it
a little bit because
your boyfriend you don't like at all i don't know man what do you mean you want
to be real i want to
know your experience you want to know what it is what i think your generation
everybody's gay
you you guys are like accepting a lot of things and pondering which is fine i'm
okay with it but
you ponder more than we did well i just don't i think it was just it's not a
part of culture like
it is now when we were kids like now it's like everyone's like am i gay look at
that well since
i did an am i gay since i did a bi quiz why don't we do a quiz with her all
right here we go do am i
gay test here we go are you ready okay okay here we go all right zoom in why
are you taking this i
usually fantasize or have romantic feelings towards people of my same gender i
sometimes find myself
attracted to more than one gender or just for fun one i usually fantasize about
have romantic
feelings yeah yeah really okay go back to two oh my god no you can be the
answer you want yeah yeah
okay okay let's stay now go back go back go back go back wait let her stick to
it if she says all
right start now all right have you ever looked at a person your same gender and
felt sexually
attracted to them yes all my crushes are my same gender sometimes i find myself
attracted more than
sometimes sometimes go ahead how frequently do you have sexual fantasies or
dreams about people
of your same gender all of them are about people some of the time or all of my
fantasies are about
a gender other than mine
dreams middle in your dreams some of the time there you are okay have you ever
kissed someone of the
same gender as you no no wait
like my relative whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa it's not the incest well it's it is
kind of one of the
same there is something below it that does say you might like a family member
have you ever kissed
someone of the same gender yes just my like mom yeah just go back to no no no
no it's no it's not
it's not but no that says no and i don't want to it doesn't matter no yes but
yes i want see
yes want to kiss people okay so middle okay if your partner offered you yes yes
okay be exciting
something to try there you go that's pretty big do you find yourself romantically
interested in people
your same gender yes so is it i am only romantically interested in people my
same gender or and others
and others right okay think about the people you have formed the strongest or
most intense
emotional bonds in your life these people tend to be the same gender same
gender same gender okay
no other gender in that when i think about having sex or being romantically
involved with someone of
another gender i feel of another gender well like uh like a boy uninterested um
but do it yeah no that
sounds on she went oh that doesn't sound open when i think about having sex or
being romantically
involved with someone of my same gender i feel positive and excited or open or
uninterested open to it open
when i watch porn i it includes two people the same gender it's always the same
gender it's always two
girls okay you're gay you're gay 60% gay 39% bi wow yeah you're gay all right
dude okay how do you feel
that doesn't sound gay to me that sounds pretty straight what would would your
mom be bad no she's
fine with it she always she's always i don't know how to say english she say it
in non-english okay
oh she's always a little bit frustrated but she'll get through it yeah yeah
that's what that is
yeah what would the bad what if the bad friend's family set you up with
somebody no i don't trust no
we were gonna we're gonna get the banger what do you mean you don't trust us to
set you up with
somebody you got bangers dude no i want to do it my own way this is your own
way yeah you're you're
calling out for help and we're going to help you yeah you can't be drowning in
the ocean and us throw
you a life saver and then be like i don't want it what are you talking about no
just to get one out
of the way we're here to help not a relationship just one night we'll go to a
hotel room see what
happens what the are you talking about what do you mean i'm just saying we're
going to put it out
there that anybody wants oh that's what i meant yeah that's what i meant yeah
what are you talking
about bad friends fans out there if you are a young lady in the ages of 21 your
age 21 what are you
21 or 22 how old are you i'm turning 22 this week that's right 22 this happy
birthday happy birthday
you idiot and because we knew it was your birthday we got you a gift george
bring it in here
happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday what is that thank you george
look at that gift we
got you what is this come on don't you know that the zing no no no no no no you
don't hit it you but
you make a wish you blow a wish into it it's a it's a wish catcher there you go
very good oh
i feel like it's a pie pie it is a pie pie yeah it's a pie pie all right so
what ties look like
if there's a 21 year old female to 26 27 right how old would you go 21 to 24
okay what about what about
like a milf no i don't think i can handle older ladies we have but they're
financially secure they
can get out of that gig that's true but i feel like they're aggressive not all
of them yeah what do you
mean aggressive like they just know what they want and exactly they will do get
it like i want it to be
like chill oh patty cake yeah is that what that is that patty cake baker's man
yeah yeah yeah oh what's
that's what's what is this like chill yeah that's how you when it's chill okay
this is chill do you
do you even know some of the positions that women do i mean do you know what
the that's what i'm asking
no i don't wait i feel like i've never tried it i feel like you're saying stuff
that we know nothing
about what do you mean i thought scissor was a one no nobody does that no one
does scissors i do that
with fancy oh yeah look at this a googling lesbian sex position how to have
lesbian sex and this
would be the next step it would be the next here we go so what's the first one
buy a subaru why does it
say that on the list um i can make i think i can make up sexual moves for lesbians
yeah how about
one that you're they're bent over but their their butts are facing each other
and there's a dildo
attaching it yeah like that's great right what do you think of that i like that
one and they back up
into each other yeah and they go to dude i got i got a good one okay um they're
walking down the street
yeah and they're scoffing at white males uh-huh scoffing what's a scoff oh i
hate scoffs
i've got scoffs all my life you've been getting scoffed at
that's scoffing yeah uh i've done that yeah yeah that seems general general
generic yeah that seems
pretty wait what's the hand doing robin i think she's taking the necklace oh
she's robbing she's
robbing her are a lot of lesbians she's holding one of the arms like i want
that necklace
all right that's a pretty good well that's a reason to be a lesbian you could
steal from them oh yeah yeah you could become a thief yeah that's so fun well
look any young
woman that's out there that's looking to date rudy please uh why don't you send
an email to uh
i want to date rudy at gmail.com i want to date rudy at gmail.com and yeah the
boys will make that
and so i want to date rudy so submit your photo uh where you live who you are
and
why you want to date rudy and we'll maybe get on a date with you