Name: The #1 Manchester United Fan! (Hint: It's NOT Bobby)
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I love him this dude right here yeah and I'm not a man you and I understand why
how do you know this guy this guy's all over the internet he's my favorite guy
he's blowing up right now because of he gets because menu's not playing great
so
he gets devastated he's the best we got tagged in this a thousand times people
said it was it was you in like another universe right yeah yeah he's so funny
this guy go ahead what he's the best are you telling me that's not you
yeah I like that his chair said XL on it let you know also smart of him did not
have a lot of
breakable shit in his room yeah but you know why he likes menu I don't know I
know why why
I don't know is there a Korean player on the team there was a legend on their
team when Beckham played
yeah his name is Jisung Park Jisung Park and he was a regular Alex Ferguson's
menu
and this guy was so good he's like a busy bee what do you mean he's just all
over the field
he has Asian work ethic non-stop yeah I mean he's nine jobs when the game is
over he's still playing
he's running I mean if you see it on the map where he is everywhere he was a
hero say his name Jisung
Park look that up Jisung Park I want to see this guy this dude was a beast
dude Park Jisung yeah so this guy just the just the king of the pitch the king
dude king of the pitch
and he's the Koreans probably went because at that time there were not any
Korean players now
you have son and you have the guy from wolves um but back then they were like
and this guy was
a star dude I explained something to me I'm being genuine not being I'm
ignorant
if you're gonna say he looks like a chimpanzee I'm gonna go I'm gonna go out of
my mind
Santoro
wait a minute why why is it when it's this in sports I'm being honest I'm dumb
yeah go ahead
Park Jisung but on the back of his jersey would say Park why would it say his
first name
because it's in reverse
they say the last name first in Korea
but on that thing his name is what's his name his name is Jisung Park that's
why I said Jisung Park
in America it would be Jisung Park in Korea it's Park Jisung
why do they do that because the last name is first
why would the last name be first it's last it says last
it's the first name there
your last name is your first name
yeah
well how does this make I'm Lee Young Bobby
I'm Lee Young Bobby in Korea dude
you're Santino Andrew
I'm Santino James Andrew
yeah you're Santino James Andrew
why why I don't understand this I never
that's the way we do it
but I don't get it what does it mean
I don't know
why does the rest of the world not do that
I don't question it just do it
let's question it what it makes no fucking sense
yeah yeah
did they do that in the Philippines
no
no
yeah yeah
why is it like that
like for example the name Kim Min Su
Kim is the family name the family name his surname is in
inherited
the use of personal names is guided by a strict system of honorifics
so it seems like it's rude
it's rude to refer to a stranger or person higher social status by their
personal name
perceived gender and names is less consistent than in western names
that doesn't make any fucking sense
yeah yeah I'm an aristocrat
you're not at all
I am
you're a kid from Poway
yeah hi
hi
Poway hi
Poway hi
yeah I just don't understand this
I think they're just like hiding the personal name last like
what's personal about a first name
they're the least personal
I think the last name is more personal
I think to them
because the last name is where your is your family root
like if I'm in Korea with you and I go
hey Andrew you you if you're Korean you'd be like
no call me Santino I don't know you
well they call me Santino here
but that's out of a term in mendearment
but I wouldn't say that in a formal sense
I'm like
my name on my jersey wouldn't say Andrew
it would say Santino
yeah and in America
I mean in England
do you assume park
they said park on the back
I know but you're saying
but when you're referring
why are you so angry about it
because I don't like the way you guys do things
I'm an American I don't know
you call the embassy and fix it
okay
thank you
I'll call them
what's this
this is when something goes awry
this is so you know
the Vikings and the
the Vikings and the Packers
are not a fan of the Chicago Bears
I know
and these two guys
they found common ground
and disliking a Bears fan
that they saw in the parking lot
okay
this is a Packer
and a
we have some common ground
we have some common ground
we gotta start talking
oh
hi
how you doing
how you doing
nice to meet you
go Bears
yes sir
you have a good day
yeah they backed right off
they thought they were gonna go
talk shit to that guy
they walked in with me
had Down syndrome
and they were both like
okay never mind
we can't say anything to this guy
oh no
you're not a real fucking Packer
and they would have
yeah you should have lit him up
what would you have said
if you saw a Tottenham fan
imagine
I'm a Tottenham fan
you say ding dong to me
and my back is turned
and you tap on my shoulder
and you've wearing
hey
fucking what's up
hey
you asshole
why
you
it has nothing to do with the teams
because if you say
ding dong
I go
yeah that's right
you're a ding dong
in that scene
well why didn't they come in
they got scared
what would you say
what are you gonna fucking say
to that guy
hey fuck the Bears
yeah
the kid with Down syndrome
is gonna be like
why are you so mean
oh yeah
but they shouldn't have even known
that he had it in the first place
how do they know
it's his back was turned
he's the only one wearing it
no no no
there were other people
there were other fans
oh there were okay
no but I mean
how would they know
you're right
how would they know
yeah
you're assuming that
every Bears fan
has Down syndrome
and I gotta tell you
you're not too far off
yeah
as a Bears fan
yeah
you're probably right
what's a ding dong
it's great
it's what they do
no but do you not understand
what he
do you not see
what he was doing there
he shook the hand
of the Vikings fan
right
let me guess
stop stop stop
yeah
do you not understand
what happened here
racism
yeah he's racist
he just called the black guy
ding dong
yeah that's right
and that in a street term
in the Down syndrome community
ding dong is the N word
you're right
yeah
because that was a hard dong
yeah it was hard
hard G
that was a hard
ding dong
yeah hard G
whoa dude
well so what do we gotta
we gotta cancel this guy
yeah let's cancel
let's cancel
wow that's fucking crazy
wouldn't shake his hand
no
or can I just say this though
let me see
no no
let me explore this
right
maybe he was rapping
ding dong
he wanted him to kick off
yeah
yeah
ding dong
how about
somehow more
somehow more racist
yeah he was kind of doing
no that's more racist
he starts rapping to the black guy
right
no because he wants to be cool
oh
so he doesn't know what to say
oh okay
he's like oh it's my first time
meeting a black guy
what's up ding dong
I get it
yeah yeah
yeah I get that
dude I've just
let me say something
by the way
that just proved
the building was good
Bill Bellamy
so
so funny
he doesn't know who that is
yo do that thing
do that
do that
do that
that is the rapper designer
that's not Bill Bellamy
that's designer
say hello to the Chinese fan
right here
yo much love man
silence all my Chinese fans
y'all know what time it is
we in the building
BTS man
mic drop
we about to drop it real soon
shout out Steve O'Kee
y'all know what time it is
we out here
we making the moves man
across the world
y'all know how we rocking
hello in China
his name is
hi
me how
me how
me how
me how
the Asian girl
was dancing
thinking he was rapping
when he was just simply talking
that show it again
that's hilarious
she was just
this whole thing
is embarrassing
say hello
to the Chinese fan
right here
yo much love man
silence all my Chinese fans
y'all know what time it is
we in the building
BTS man
mic drop
we about to drop it real soon
shut up
okay stop stop stop
oh damn
that is insane
that's insane dude
she starts dancing
she thinks he's rapping
she thinks he's rapping
he's just talking
that's so embarrassing
I need to see that again
no that's hilarious
yeah okay
we out here
we making the moves man
of course
but he is doing
hello in China
is ni ha
he is speaking
he is speaking rhythm
yeah
are you taking her side
yeah alright
you're right
that is crazy
oh my god
it's like two cultures
that shouldn't
mix
nowhere near each other
yeah yeah
and yet they have
so much in common
what
well they both love
kung fu movies
that's good
yeah yeah
love kung fu
anime
that's good
black people love anime
yeah yeah
breakdancing
yeah okay
breakdancing
yeah
can I
can I share
what I've been mourning
this week
oh my god
is everything okay
it's about
Harry Styles' hair
he died
no
what happened
he's bald now
what do you mean he's bald
he shaved his head
let me see
Harry Styles shaved his head
another Carlos
this is tragic
tragic for you
that
what's wrong with that
yeah
that looks cool
that's cool
you don't like that at all
no
he'll grow it back
no
what if he can't grow it back
look at him
like Macomb
no cause he's balding
here already
yeah he's balding a little bit
so you're saying
this is it for him huh
yeah
and everyone's like
mourning about it
cause he had like
such luscious
god he's so hot though
huh
I don't know
the butterfly tattoos
don't do it for me
what
that would distract me
the whole time
I would lick it
I'd want to know
what they are
like what
is that a monarch
I'd want to know
what kind it is
he's hot though
look at him
not for me
that's not my style
he's so hot
I'm sorry about Harry Styles
I think his hair will grow back
and it'll be just fine
okay
yeah
I've also discovered something
go ahead
so you know how
you
and I
think that I'm a bit slow
hmm
and like a little bit
r-ward
yeah
so I
so I discovered
you know
I thought my mom
just was just smoking weed
the whole
like her
pregnancy
teenage year
to like 20 something
yeah
and then
it's called shabu
and then when I asked my mom
oh what's
what did you
use again
and she said
oh
I've
I used meth
yeah
so
we all knew that
no we all didn't
you're my
I discovered
I'm a meth baby
you are
yeah you were a meth baby
because
because what
what Kalilah's dad did
that is huge
yeah it's great
what Kalilah's dad did was
she had to
remember
shave her head
and then lock her in a house
tied her to a fucking radiator
for a month
and she just got off meth
I always thought I was weak
what's what
that's how you do it in old days
transporting style
just tied her to a radiator
and said no more meth
I said her
could
could you go to the bathroom
yeah
you have to ask
the radiator
the radiator's
by the bathroom
oh okay
that's fine
yeah
not radiator
but they locked her in a room
so your mom smoked meth
the whole time
you were
yeah
I don't know
I asked her like
how long did you stop
before you had me
and she said
oh like
two years
three years
that doesn't make any sense
I think that's a cover up
yeah
and help is available
call 1-800-662-4357
if you have meth problems
please
1-800-662-4357
call today
do not
smoke meth
when you're pregnant
that's crazy
it's called what
shabu
shabu is what they call
meth in the Philippines
sounds more fun
how do you use meth
because from what
two ways
you snort it
or you smoke it
well I've only smoked it
but people do snort it
from what I saw
like in my village
they use like a plastic
yeah that's because
they can't afford
the real pipes
yeah the good pipes
don't make their way down there
by ages 1 and 2
toddlers showed
delayed motor development
preschool and school age
children had settled
with significant attention
impairments
and were more likely
to have cognitive
behavioral issues in school
including liking anime
like one piece
wow
right in the article
that's what it says
right there
meth baby's like one piece
but a lot of the meth
is from North Korea
no
yeah
most meth doesn't
come from North Korea
no the meth that
the Philippines get
well yeah
yeah yeah
they make meth in North Korea
and then there's ports
in Philippines
and it ends up there
that's crystal meth
is North Korea's
trendiest
lunar new year gift
to the rest of Asia
yeah
where do you think
our meth comes from
the stuff that we get
Bakersfield
yeah Midland
Midland California
the desert
that's terrible man
I'm sorry that you're
a meth baby
yeah
so what's your new name
on this show
meth baby
meth baby
there's a little meth baby
over there
well I'm sorry meth baby
but we're happy
that you're here with us
how about that
and now you're a meth
grown up
and you're 22
thank you
Tito Andrew
thank you
Tito Bobby
you're welcome
thank you everyone
for giving me
the best gifts
thank you

The #1 Manchester United Fan! (Hint: It's NOT Bobby)

I love him this dude right here yeah and I'm not a man you and I understand why
how do you know this guy this guy's all over the internet he's my favorite guy
he's blowing up right now because of he gets because menu's not playing great
so
he gets devastated he's the best we got tagged in this a thousand times people
said it was it was you in like another universe right yeah yeah he's so funny
this guy go ahead what he's the best are you telling me that's not you
yeah I like that his chair said XL on it let you know also smart of him did not
have a lot of
breakable shit in his room yeah but you know why he likes menu I don't know I
know why why
I don't know is there a Korean player on the team there was a legend on their
team when Beckham played
yeah his name is Jisung Park Jisung Park and he was a regular Alex Ferguson's
menu
and this guy was so good he's like a busy bee what do you mean he's just all
over the field
he has Asian work ethic non-stop yeah I mean he's nine jobs when the game is
over he's still playing
he's running I mean if you see it on the map where he is everywhere he was a
hero say his name Jisung
Park look that up Jisung Park I want to see this guy this dude was a beast
dude Park Jisung yeah so this guy just the just the king of the pitch the king
dude king of the pitch
and he's the Koreans probably went because at that time there were not any
Korean players now
you have son and you have the guy from wolves um but back then they were like
and this guy was
a star dude I explained something to me I'm being genuine not being I'm
ignorant
if you're gonna say he looks like a chimpanzee I'm gonna go I'm gonna go out of
my mind
Santoro
wait a minute why why is it when it's this in sports I'm being honest I'm dumb
yeah go ahead
Park Jisung but on the back of his jersey would say Park why would it say his
first name
because it's in reverse
they say the last name first in Korea
but on that thing his name is what's his name his name is Jisung Park that's
why I said Jisung Park
in America it would be Jisung Park in Korea it's Park Jisung
why do they do that because the last name is first
why would the last name be first it's last it says last
it's the first name there
your last name is your first name
yeah
well how does this make I'm Lee Young Bobby
I'm Lee Young Bobby in Korea dude
you're Santino Andrew
I'm Santino James Andrew
yeah you're Santino James Andrew
why why I don't understand this I never
that's the way we do it
but I don't get it what does it mean
I don't know
why does the rest of the world not do that
I don't question it just do it
let's question it what it makes no fucking sense
yeah yeah
did they do that in the Philippines
no
no
yeah yeah
why is it like that
like for example the name Kim Min Su
Kim is the family name the family name his surname is in
inherited
the use of personal names is guided by a strict system of honorifics
so it seems like it's rude
it's rude to refer to a stranger or person higher social status by their
personal name
perceived gender and names is less consistent than in western names
that doesn't make any fucking sense
yeah yeah I'm an aristocrat
you're not at all
I am
you're a kid from Poway
yeah hi
hi
Poway hi
Poway hi
yeah I just don't understand this
I think they're just like hiding the personal name last like
what's personal about a first name
they're the least personal
I think the last name is more personal
I think to them
because the last name is where your is your family root
like if I'm in Korea with you and I go
hey Andrew you you if you're Korean you'd be like
no call me Santino I don't know you
well they call me Santino here
but that's out of a term in mendearment
but I wouldn't say that in a formal sense
I'm like
my name on my jersey wouldn't say Andrew
it would say Santino
yeah and in America
I mean in England
do you assume park
they said park on the back
I know but you're saying
but when you're referring
why are you so angry about it
because I don't like the way you guys do things
I'm an American I don't know
you call the embassy and fix it
okay
thank you
I'll call them
what's this
this is when something goes awry
this is so you know
the Vikings and the
the Vikings and the Packers
are not a fan of the Chicago Bears
I know
and these two guys
they found common ground
and disliking a Bears fan
that they saw in the parking lot
okay
this is a Packer
and a
we have some common ground
we have some common ground
we gotta start talking
oh
hi
how you doing
how you doing
nice to meet you
go Bears
yes sir
you have a good day
yeah they backed right off
they thought they were gonna go
talk shit to that guy
they walked in with me
had Down syndrome
and they were both like
okay never mind
we can't say anything to this guy
oh no
you're not a real fucking Packer
and they would have
yeah you should have lit him up
what would you have said
if you saw a Tottenham fan
imagine
I'm a Tottenham fan
you say ding dong to me
and my back is turned
and you tap on my shoulder
and you've wearing
hey
fucking what's up
hey
you asshole
why
you
it has nothing to do with the teams
because if you say
ding dong
I go
yeah that's right
you're a ding dong
in that scene
well why didn't they come in
they got scared
what would you say
what are you gonna fucking say
to that guy
hey fuck the Bears
yeah
the kid with Down syndrome
is gonna be like
why are you so mean
oh yeah
but they shouldn't have even known
that he had it in the first place
how do they know
it's his back was turned
he's the only one wearing it
no no no
there were other people
there were other fans
oh there were okay
no but I mean
how would they know
you're right
how would they know
yeah
you're assuming that
every Bears fan
has Down syndrome
and I gotta tell you
you're not too far off
yeah
as a Bears fan
yeah
you're probably right
what's a ding dong
it's great
it's what they do
no but do you not understand
what he
do you not see
what he was doing there
he shook the hand
of the Vikings fan
right
let me guess
stop stop stop
yeah
do you not understand
what happened here
racism
yeah he's racist
he just called the black guy
ding dong
yeah that's right
and that in a street term
in the Down syndrome community
ding dong is the N word
you're right
yeah
because that was a hard dong
yeah it was hard
hard G
that was a hard
ding dong
yeah hard G
whoa dude
well so what do we gotta
we gotta cancel this guy
yeah let's cancel
let's cancel
wow that's fucking crazy
wouldn't shake his hand
no
or can I just say this though
let me see
no no
let me explore this
right
maybe he was rapping
ding dong
he wanted him to kick off
yeah
yeah
ding dong
how about
somehow more
somehow more racist
yeah he was kind of doing
no that's more racist
he starts rapping to the black guy
right
no because he wants to be cool
oh
so he doesn't know what to say
oh okay
he's like oh it's my first time
meeting a black guy
what's up ding dong
I get it
yeah yeah
yeah I get that
dude I've just
let me say something
by the way
that just proved
the building was good
Bill Bellamy
so
so funny
he doesn't know who that is
yo do that thing
do that
do that
do that
that is the rapper designer
that's not Bill Bellamy
that's designer
say hello to the Chinese fan
right here
yo much love man
silence all my Chinese fans
y'all know what time it is
we in the building
BTS man
mic drop
we about to drop it real soon
shout out Steve O'Kee
y'all know what time it is
we out here
we making the moves man
across the world
y'all know how we rocking
hello in China
his name is
hi
me how
me how
me how
me how
the Asian girl
was dancing
thinking he was rapping
when he was just simply talking
that show it again
that's hilarious
she was just
this whole thing
is embarrassing
say hello
to the Chinese fan
right here
yo much love man
silence all my Chinese fans
y'all know what time it is
we in the building
BTS man
mic drop
we about to drop it real soon
shut up
okay stop stop stop
oh damn
that is insane
that's insane dude
she starts dancing
she thinks he's rapping
she thinks he's rapping
he's just talking
that's so embarrassing
I need to see that again
no that's hilarious
yeah okay
we out here
we making the moves man
of course
but he is doing
hello in China
is ni ha
he is speaking
he is speaking rhythm
yeah
are you taking her side
yeah alright
you're right
that is crazy
oh my god
it's like two cultures
that shouldn't
mix
nowhere near each other
yeah yeah
and yet they have
so much in common
what
well they both love
kung fu movies
that's good
yeah yeah
love kung fu
anime
that's good
black people love anime
yeah yeah
breakdancing
yeah okay
breakdancing
yeah
can I
can I share
what I've been mourning
this week
oh my god
is everything okay
it's about
Harry Styles' hair
he died
no
what happened
he's bald now
what do you mean he's bald
he shaved his head
let me see
Harry Styles shaved his head
another Carlos
this is tragic
tragic for you
that
what's wrong with that
yeah
that looks cool
that's cool
you don't like that at all
no
he'll grow it back
no
what if he can't grow it back
look at him
like Macomb
no cause he's balding
here already
yeah he's balding a little bit
so you're saying
this is it for him huh
yeah
and everyone's like
mourning about it
cause he had like
such luscious
god he's so hot though
huh
I don't know
the butterfly tattoos
don't do it for me
what
that would distract me
the whole time
I would lick it
I'd want to know
what they are
like what
is that a monarch
I'd want to know
what kind it is
he's hot though
look at him
not for me
that's not my style
he's so hot
I'm sorry about Harry Styles
I think his hair will grow back
and it'll be just fine
okay
yeah
I've also discovered something
go ahead
so you know how
you
and I
think that I'm a bit slow
hmm
and like a little bit
r-ward
yeah
so I
so I discovered
you know
I thought my mom
just was just smoking weed
the whole
like her
pregnancy
teenage year
to like 20 something
yeah
and then
it's called shabu
and then when I asked my mom
oh what's
what did you
use again
and she said
oh
I've
I used meth
yeah
so
we all knew that
no we all didn't
you're my
I discovered
I'm a meth baby
you are
yeah you were a meth baby
because
because what
what Kalilah's dad did
that is huge
yeah it's great
what Kalilah's dad did was
she had to
remember
shave her head
and then lock her in a house
tied her to a fucking radiator
for a month
and she just got off meth
I always thought I was weak
what's what
that's how you do it in old days
transporting style
just tied her to a radiator
and said no more meth
I said her
could
could you go to the bathroom
yeah
you have to ask
the radiator
the radiator's
by the bathroom
oh okay
that's fine
yeah
not radiator
but they locked her in a room
so your mom smoked meth
the whole time
you were
yeah
I don't know
I asked her like
how long did you stop
before you had me
and she said
oh like
two years
three years
that doesn't make any sense
I think that's a cover up
yeah
and help is available
call 1-800-662-4357
if you have meth problems
please
1-800-662-4357
call today
do not
smoke meth
when you're pregnant
that's crazy
it's called what
shabu
shabu is what they call
meth in the Philippines
sounds more fun
how do you use meth
because from what
two ways
you snort it
or you smoke it
well I've only smoked it
but people do snort it
from what I saw
like in my village
they use like a plastic
yeah that's because
they can't afford
the real pipes
yeah the good pipes
don't make their way down there
by ages 1 and 2
toddlers showed
delayed motor development
preschool and school age
children had settled
with significant attention
impairments
and were more likely
to have cognitive
behavioral issues in school
including liking anime
like one piece
wow
right in the article
that's what it says
right there
meth baby's like one piece
but a lot of the meth
is from North Korea
no
yeah
most meth doesn't
come from North Korea
no the meth that
the Philippines get
well yeah
yeah yeah
they make meth in North Korea
and then there's ports
in Philippines
and i