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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What The Hell Is Wrong With Bobby Lee's Cat??' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-06. Transcript available.

- Bojo, my cat, my middle cat.
- Yeah.
- No, the youngest cat, Bojo's the youngest.
He's fat.
- He's overweight.
I wouldn't say he's fat.
- Yeah, he's overweight.
- That's a mean word.
He's overweight.
- You know, sometimes I'll look at him and on my bed,
when he's on my bed, he'll go,
meow.
And like spread his legs like this.
He goes, meow.
- Just to show you his goods?
- No, he doesn't.
He wants belly rubs.
- Oh yeah, bellies.
That's what we say.
- But it's not.
- He wants his popito rubbed.
- No, I don't know.
- I don't know, dude.
- He wants boqueño touch.
- I don't know.
But I swear to God, he goes, meow.
Right like this, right?
And okay, Bojo.
And I'll start doing the belly and he'll go.
- Oh, down he wants it down.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He'll go, meow.
Right, and I'll go, no, no, Bojo.
- You know, the next time you are on a date with a girl,
I want you to just at dinner, just go, meow.
- You think so?
- Yeah, see what she'll do.
- Meow, like this?
- See if she'll rub in the middle of it.
You and I are on a date right now.
- Okay.
- Thank you for taking me to Cheesecake Factory.
This is rad, I've never been here.
- Do you have to match your,
you're welcome, I like.
- What, that's not you.
I'm the lady.
- I know, but your voice,
I just felt like I had to match it.
- No, it's you.
- Oh, you're welcome, I like this.
- You're just you.
- Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
- I really like this restaurant, this is great.
Thanks for taking me here.
- Oh, you're welcome.
- What?
Who are you now?
- Me.
- Okay, great.
- That's how I am.
She's black, right?
What are you doing?
- I'm black?
- Oh, I thought the character was black,
and I was also doing my own thing.
- Oh, you're right, okay, perfect.
- You're welcome.
- So, I know we matched on Raya.
- Yeah.
- And I wanna tell you,
a lot of girls online,
they're not into first date hookups.
- Yeah.
- I am.
I'm a first date hookup type of girl.
- Meow.
Meow.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh no, no.
- Meow.
- There it is, that got me going.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that got it.
- That would get me going.
- That's better?
- Oh yeah.
- Okay, sorry, my bad.
- I want you to meow the next time you take someone on a date.
Just do that, lift up your, if it's not going well.
- If it's not going well?
- Well, just let it bomb anyway.
What's the difference?
- Okay, well, I wanna see what the,
okay, let's say that we're having a conversation
that's uncomfortable.
You know how sometimes the date's not going well,
and you go,
and you kind of know,
oh, I'm not gonna hook up with this girl,
or it's gonna be bad?
- You're ready to just bail.
- Yeah, so let's, all right.
So we're middle conversation, I don't know.
- Okay, here it is.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I don't know, I just think,
I don't know, I disagree with you.
I think reparations are in order,
and I think we should be giving everybody money.
I think we should be giving every black individual
in the United States money.
I don't know why you agree.
- We'd have to give the natives money,
and then we'd have to give everyone money.
- And we should,
and we should give more and more and more.
- The hard working tax payers money.
- They should all go to every minority.
- Infrastructure.
- What do we need that for?
- The roads will.
- What do we need that for?
- Meow.
- Can we get out of here?
- Really?
- See how fast that switched?
She was so politically charged
until you finally meowed at her.
- Yeah.
- That's all she needs.
- Wow, I did not know.
- That is a panty dropper.
- Meow.
- Meow.
- Panty dropper, kiddo.
- Anyway, Bojo.
- What did Bojo do, you rubbed him?
- No, I rub his belly,
and then every time I'll do a wider,
I'll do a wider rub.
You know what I mean?
Like one of those, like, you know,
wax on, wax off, you know, Karate Kid rub.
- A little Miyagi stuff.
- Yeah, so I go wide,
and it goes toward his area.
- Right.
- And he goes, meow.
- He gets a little bit more excited.
- He loves it.
- Yeah.
- So I don't know, man.
- I know, man.
- What do you know?
It's wrong.
- I think you've trained him to do that.
- No, that's not true.
- Yes, yes it is.
- That's not true, and that's out of pocket.
- It sounds like-
- I did not train, I'm not into that.
- It sounds like you started it.
You started it.
He wouldn't know that if you didn't start it.
You did it one time, he liked it,
you kept going back to the well.
- No, he's peepee.
- He's pocaño.
- But a cat's peepee, what are you doing?
What are you Googling?
- Can you sexually arouse a cat?
- Yeah, male cats can be sensitive
to testicle stimulation.
Oh, sorry, tactile.
- Some finish off the arousal reaction
by biting or clawing, does he bite you
and claw you when you're rubbing his belly?
- It's not really a bite.
- Does he bite you and claw you?
Your honor, I will interview the witness.
Does he bite you and claw you?
- Your honor, it's a nibble, it's not a bite.
- But does his hands go down there
and he bites and nibbles?
- It's a high five, not a claw.
- Good work is what he's saying.
- He's going, thank you.
- I'm telling you, this can get reported.
- I didn't do anything.
- What is it, the ASPCA or whatever?
- I didn't do anything, I didn't do anything.
- Well, no, no, we can't say that word.
- You can't say that word, dude.
What the fuck are you doing, dude?
- He's stoned on drugs.
- He's high.
- Zophilia.
- Oh, shit, you can't say that.
- Can't say that either, I'm sure.
- No, no, no.
I'm just saying, so anyway, going back to your dog,
is your dog okay?
- Well, I'm certainly not going to pet her puss.
- I didn't say that, I didn't say that.
- That's exactly what you said.
- I didn't say that.
- You said you had a wide berth
and then you accidentally rubbed on his pecanium.
- No, I'm just going, you know, wax on, anyway.
- Okay.
- I would not.
I rub her belly and I stay high and up by her neck
and her little belly.
- Yeah.
- But she's going to be fine.
We'll find out.
- Let me ask you this.
- She's got trauma for sure.
- Can I ask you this though?
- I'm sort of like the little prince, right?
- Little LP?
- I had a little wand.
- Yeah.
- And I did, your dog turned into a human.
She's female, right?
- She's a girl, yeah.
- She looked like Margot Robbie.
- Mm-hmm.
- Right, so I go, like, you know, the little prince,
don't they do that?
Little frog turning into the prince?
- Yeah, they do.
- I turn your dog into Margot Robbie.
- Yeah, amazing.
- Right?
- Yeah.
- You're going to raise her as your-
- Nothing would change.
I would put her, I'd make her get on all fours.
I'd put on a leash on her and I'd walk her around.
I'd take her for walks in the morning.
- And you wouldn't do belly rubs?
Like a long- - I would absolutely do-
- You wouldn't do long belly rubs?
- I would do belly rubs.
- The long kind?
- I don't know.
- What do you mean?
- I would take her for long walks.
I would clean up her poop.
- But you know what would be weird though?
They probably don't know English.
They probably still a dog, right?
So you still, you know?
- No, dogs know English.
Dogs know the language in which you speak to them.
You go to Mexico, they speak Spanish.
- Oh really, what does a Mexican dog sound like?
- Hey, bark bark.
- You know what, dude?
You're right.
- Ba-wow.
- Ba-wow.
- Hey man, ba-wow.
- Yeah.
- What do they sound like in China?
Help, help, help!
- That's mean.
- Oh, cut it out.
- Why?
- What does a dog sound like in China?
- Cheek, cheek.
- Oh, wow.
- No, no, no.
- That's, first of all, that's Japanese.
- All right.
- Chin, chink.
- Okay.
- You can't do that.
I can't do that, chink, chink.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You're saying chin-chin.
- I think chin-chin, yeah.
- Good restaurant, by the way.
- You like chin-chin?
- Love, I love chin-chin.
- Chin-chin is a clean restaurant.
The food is so clean.
- Chin-chin is like the McDonald's of Chinese food.
Like it's consistent.
It always has the same thing.
- Right.
- You know what you're getting.
- Yeah.
- It's the old school, it's the simple menu, right?
- And it used to be, when we were broke,
that used to be the place.
We're like, oh man, in two weeks,
I get to go to chin-chin.
- Well, that was like high end.
That was like a fancy, if I could go to chin-chin on Sunset,
that was a fancy Chinese night out.
- Yeah.
- What's a fancy night out for you, McCone, right now?
Now that you're making a couple bucks,
we've got you hired, are you treating yourself?
- I went to Barney's the other night.
- The bar, Barney's Beanery?
- Yeah, not the department store.
- Yeah, he can't do that.
- I don't, you know.
- The one on Santa Monica.
- Yeah, the one on Santa Monica.
- You wanna know the irony about that place?
- Yeah.
- I've been going to that place for years.
I used to love going there.
- Me too.
- Barney's is in the heart of West Hollywood.
For people that don't know,
West Hollywood is the predominant gay neighborhood
in Los Angeles.
It is the Mecca of gay.
It's where the gay parade is, right?
Barney's in its origination was owned by this old decrepit guy
that hated gay people moving into the neighborhood.
So on the roof, look it up.
Look at what he used to say on the roof of Barney's Beanery.
- Oh no.
- Look at what he used to say.
This is real.
This is a factual thing from the history of Barney's Beanery.
He painted on the rooftop.
- Carlos is so high, he can't even do Barney.
- So high.
- I'm typing this correctly.
- Picture of Gay slur on Barney's Beanery roof, I guess.
I mean, there was pictures all over the internet at one point.
- I'll speak about it.
- Where is it?
Am I crazy?
Is this one of those, what do you call them?
Mandela effect, where we know it said something on the roof?
- I think it's a Mandela effect.
- No, no, no, look at that.
Look at the thing.
- I always thought it was this one, Andrew, honestly.
- Maybe that is it.
- That's the famous Barney's.
- This is crazy, am I losing my mind that it used to say--
- I've never heard that.
I never heard that.
- Well, you just saw the article about it, so it is true.
- It's weird, I've sucked three dicks in Barney's Beanery.
I just, no, so can I ask you about Barney's?
- Yeah.
- Back in the day, there were a lot of chicks,
there were a lot of chicks.
- Yeah, I usually go out on the east side,
and it's more like a hipster vibe over by where I live,
in Echo Park and Silver Lake.
I don't really go out and WeHo that much,
but everyone there is like, it's like aggressive.
They're like really hot, but like pretentious,
and they kind of look like Nepo babies.
- Nepo babies.
- Nepo babies.
- Something you wish you were.
You're just a bum from Minnesota.
You got no connections in this business.
- But it was kind of fun being at Barney's,
because with this, it felt like I had a suicide vest on.
- Be honest, have you gotten laid?
- Since?
- Yeah.
- No.
- Since you've shaved your head like this?
- A deterrent?
- Oh yeah.
- Not helping.
- He showed me a video of this really hot girl,
that apparently he soaks up with,
and then he takes off his hat,
and it's like a reveal video,
and the girl's like freaked out.
And it's kind of offensive to me,
'cause that's what I like really just look like.
- Yeah, that's what you look like all the time.
That's why he did it as a bit.
Now, what's the goal with this?
Are we gonna keep shaving your head?
How are we gonna get through this?
- No, I think I'm gonna mullet it,
once it grows.
I'm just gonna look weird for like a few months.
- It's not weird, dude.
- Why don't you shave the whole thing,
and then start from the beginning?
- I like-
- Dude, you are balding though, aren't you?
- When I have this?
- Yeah.
- It's like nothing has changed.
- Yeah, I mean, this looks-
Yeah, but then you take your hat off
when you get a girl to your apartment,
and she's gonna be bummed.
Unless you keep your hat on the whole time
that you're hooking up.
- Hat stays on.
- So, did you say that to her?
Hat stays on?
- Hat stays on.
- I can imagine that could-
Do you think that would work?
If you could get butt naked,
just leave the hat on?
- It doesn't work.
- You've tried?
- Yeah, we should ask the resident bald guy.
- Yeah.
I've tried, it doesn't work.
It's not cool to do.
You just gotta be upfront.
You gotta post pictures of yourself
looking the way you are on your face.
- You've tried to-
Okay, so back in the beginning
when you were going bald like this,
you'd get a girl to hang out with you,
and you would try to keep the hat on the whole time.
Did any of them say, "Take it off"?
- When they do ask to take it off,
I will take it off, but sometimes they don't.
- What's the response if you take it off?
Have you ever had a girl, you take it off,
and she goes, "I gotta get out of here"?
- No, never.
- Never.
- Never.
- It's like if you were with a girl,
and she goes, "Excuse me, I gotta take something."
And she took her legs off.
- Gotta go.
Sorry, gotta go.
- No.
- You're already in the bed.
- Dude, both legs?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're already in the bed.
- Excuse me, one second.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What is she, Mrs. Potato Head?
She's just taking off portions of her body?
- No.
- I'd love to know that.
- You know what I do?
That's what a nice guy I am.
After we make love-
- You'd want to know.
- I take the prosthetics and I put the Vaseline in
to put it back on their legs.
- The funny thing, you think they use Vaseline
to put it back on?
- How do they get on?
- Well, it depends, but a lot of them link in.
They like, it snaps in.
- Into their skin?
Do you need Vaseline?
- In their skin?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, they have hooks in their skin,
just hanging out, just like fishing hooks.
- Anyway.
- You would not, you're a liar.
- And I also would carry 'em.
- Well, like in play "We Are the Champions" by Queen,
- After you had sex?
- Yeah.
- Parade her around?
- Yeah, hooray!

What The Hell Is Wrong With Bobby Lee's Cat??

- Bojo, my cat, my middle cat.
- Yeah.
- No, the youngest cat, Bojo's the youngest.
He's fat.
- He's overweight.
I wouldn't say he's fat.
- Yeah, he's overweight.
- That's a mean word.
He's overweight.
- You know, sometimes I'll look at him and on my bed,
when he's on my bed, he'll go,
meow.
And like spread his legs like this.
He goes, meow.
- Just to show you his goods?
- No, he doesn't.
He wants belly rubs.
- Oh yeah, bellies.
That's what we say.
- But it's not.
- He wants his popito rubbed.
- No, I don't know.
- I don't know, dude.
- He wants boqueño touch.
- I don't know.
But I swear to God, he goes, meow.
Right like this, right?
And okay, Bojo.
And I'll start doing the belly and he'll go.
- Oh, down he wants it down.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He'll go, meow.
Right, and I'll go, no, no, Bojo.
- You know, the next time you are on a date with a girl,
I want you to just at dinner, just go, meow.
- You think so?
- Yeah, see what she'll do.
- Meow, like this?
- See if she'll rub in the middle of it.
You and I are on a date right now.
- Okay.
- Thank you for taking me to Cheesecake Factory.
This is rad, I've never been here.
- Do you have to match your,
you're welcome, I like.
- What, that's not you.
I'm the lady.
- I know, but your voice,
I just felt like I had to match it.
- No, it's you.
- Oh, you're welcome, I like this.
- You're just you.
- Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
- I really like this restaurant, this is great.
Thanks for taking me here.
- Oh, you're welcome.
- What?
Who are you now?
- Me.
- Okay, great.
- That's how I am.
She's black, right?
What are you doing?
- I'm black?
- Oh, I thought the character was black,
and I was also doing my own thing.
- Oh, you're right, okay, perfect.
- You're welcome.
- So, I know we matched on Raya.
- Yeah.
- And I wanna tell you,
a lot of girls online,
they're not into first date hookups.
- Yeah.
- I am.
I'm a first date hookup type of girl.
- Meow.
Meow.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh no, no.
- Meow.
- There it is, that got me going.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that got it.
- That would get me going.
- That's better?
- Oh yeah.
- Okay, sorry, my bad.
- I want you to meow the next time you take someone on a date.
Just do that, lift up your, if it's not going well.
- If it's not going well?
- Well, just let it bomb anyway.
What's the difference?
- Okay, well, I wanna see what the,
okay, let's say that we're having a conversation
that's uncomfortable.
You know how sometimes the date's not going well,
and you go,
and you kind of know,
oh, I'm not gonna hook up with this girl,
or it's gonna be bad?
- You're ready to just bail.
- Yeah, so let's, all right.
So we're middle conversation, I don't know.
- Okay, here it is.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I don't know, I just think,
I don't know, I disagree with you.
I think reparations are in order,
and I think we should be giving everybody money.
I think we should be giving every black individual
in the United States money.
I don't know why you agree.
- We'd have to give the natives money,
and then we'd have to give everyone money.
- And we should,
and we should give more and more and more.
- The hard working tax payers money.
- They should all go to every minority.
- Infrastructure.
- What do we need that for?
- The roads will.
- What do we need that for?
- Meow.
- Can we get out of here?
- Really?
- See how fast that switched?
She was so politically charged
until you finally meowed at her.
- Yeah.
- That's all she needs.
- Wow, I did not know.
- That is a panty dropper.
- Meow.
- Meow.
- Panty dropper, kiddo.
- Anyway, Bojo.
- What did Bojo do, you rubbed him?
- No, I rub his belly,
and then every time I'll do a wider,
I'll do a wider rub.
You know what I mean?
Like one of those, like, you know,
wax on, wax off, you know, Karate Kid rub.
- A little Miyagi stuff.
- Yeah, so I go wide,
and it goes toward his area.
- Right.
- And he goes, meow.
- He gets a little bit more excited.
- He loves it.
- Yeah.
- So I don't know, man.
- I know, man.
- What do you know?
It's wrong.
- I think you've trained him to do that.
- No, that's not true.
- Yes, yes it is.
- That's not true, and that's out of pocket.
- It sounds like-
- I did not train, I'm not into that.
- It sounds like you started it.
You started it.
He wouldn't know that if you didn't start it.
You did it one time, he liked it,
you kept going back to the well.
- No, he's peepee.
- He's pocaño.
- But a cat's peepee, what are you doing?
What are you Googling?
- Can you sexually arouse a cat?
- Yeah, male cats can be sensitive
to testicle stimulation.
Oh, sorry, tactile.
- Some finish off the arousal reaction
by biting or clawing, does he bite you
and claw you when you're rubbing his belly?
- It's not really a bite.
- Does he bite you and claw you?
Your honor, I will interview the witness.
Does he bite you and claw you?
- Your honor, it's a nibble, it's not a bite.
- But does his hands go down there
and he bites and nibbles?
- It's a high five, not a claw.
- Good work is what he's saying.
- He's going, thank you.
- I'm telling you, this can get reported.
- I didn't do anything.
- What is it, the ASPCA or whatever?
- I didn't do anything, I didn't do anything.
- Well, no, no, we can't say that word.
- You can't say that word, dude.
What the fuck are you doing, dude?
- He's stoned on drugs.
- He's high.
- Zophilia.
- Oh, shit, you can't say that.
- Can't say that either, I'm sure.
- No, no, no.
I'm just saying, so anyway, going back to your dog,
is your dog okay?
- Well, I'm certainly not going to pet her puss.
- I didn't say that, I didn't say that.
- That's exactly what you said.
- I didn't say that.
- You said you had a wide berth
and then you accidentally rubbed on his pecanium.
- No, I'm just going, you know, wax on, anyway.
- Okay.
- I would not.
I rub her belly and I stay high and up by her neck
and her little belly.
- Yeah.
- But she's going to be fine.
We'll find out.
- Let me ask you this.
- She's got trauma for sure.
- Can I ask you this though?
- I'm sort of like the little prince, right?
- Little LP?
- I had a little wand.
- Yeah.
- And I did, your dog turned into a human.
She's female, right?
- She's a girl, yeah.
- She looked like Margot Robbie.
- Mm-hmm.
- Right, so I go, like, you know, the little prince,
don't they do that?
Little frog turning into the prince?
- Yeah, they do.
- I turn your dog into Margot Robbie.
- Yeah, amazing.
- Right?
- Yeah.
- You're going to raise her as your-
- Nothing would change.
I would put her, I'd make her get on all fours.
I'd put on a leash on her and I'd walk her around.
I'd take her for walks in the morning.
- And you wouldn't do belly rubs?
Like a long- - I would absolutely do-
- You wouldn't do long belly rubs?
- I would do belly rubs.
- The long kind?
- I don't know.
- What do you mean?
- I would take her for long walks.
I would clean up her poop.
- But you know what would be weird though?
They probably don't know English.
They probably still a dog, right?
So you still, you know?
- No, dogs know English.
Dogs know the language in which you speak to them.
You go to Mexico, they speak Spanish.
- Oh really, what does a Mexican dog sound like?
- Hey, bark bark.
- You know what, dude?
You're right.
- Ba-wow.
- Ba-wow.
- Hey man, ba-wow.
- Yeah.
- What do they sound like in China?
Help, help, help!
- That's mean.
- Oh, cut it out.
- Why?
- What does a dog sound like in China?
- Cheek, cheek.
- Oh, wow.
- No, no, no.
- That's, first of all, that's Japanese.
- All right.
- Chin, chink.
- Okay.
- You can't do that.
I can't do that, chink, chink.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You're saying chin-chin.
- I think chin-chin, yeah.
- Good restaurant, by the way.
- You like chin-chin?
- Love, I love chin-chin.
- Chin-chin is a clean restaurant.
The food is so clean.
- Chin-chin is like the McDonald's of Chinese food.
Like it's consistent.
It always has the same thing.
- Right.
- You know what you're getting.
- Yeah.
- It's the old school, it's the simple menu, right?
- And it used to be, when we were broke,
that used to be the place.
We're like, oh man, in two weeks,
I get to go to chin-chin.
- Well, that was like high end.
That was like a fancy, if I could go to chin-chin on Sunset,
that was a fancy Chinese night out.
- Yeah.
- What's a fancy night out for you, McCone, right now?
Now that you're making a couple bucks,
we've got you hired, are you treating yourself?
- I went to Barney's the other night.
- The bar, Barney's Beanery?
- Yeah, not the department store.
- Yeah, he can't do that.
- I don't, you know.
- The one on Santa Monica.
- Yeah, the one on Santa Monica.
- You wanna know the irony about that place?
- Yeah.
- I've been going to that place for years.
I used to love going there.
- Me too.
- Barney's is in the heart of West Hollywood.
For people that don't know,
West Hollywood is the predominant gay neighborhood
in Los Angeles.
It is the Mecca of gay.
It's where the gay parade is, right?
Barney's in its origination was owned by this old decrepit guy
that hated gay people moving into the neighborhood.
So on the roof, look it up.
Look at what he used to say on the roof of Barney's Beanery.
- Oh no.
- Look at what he used to say.
This is real.
This is a factual thing from the history of Barney's Beanery.
He painted on the rooftop.
- Carlos is so high, he can't even do Barney.
- So high.
- I'm typing this correctly.
- Picture of Gay slur on Barney's Beanery roof, I guess.
I mean, there was pictures all over the internet at one point.
- I'll speak about it.
- Where is it?
Am I crazy?
Is this one of those, what do you call them?
Mandela effect, where we know it said something on the roof?
- I think it's a Mandela effect.
- No, no, no, look at that.
Look at the thing.
- I always thought it was this one, Andrew, honestly.
- Maybe that is it.
- That's the famous Barney's.
- This is crazy, am I losing my mind that it used to say--
- I've never heard that.
I never heard that.
- Well, you just saw the article about it, so it is true.
- It's weird, I've sucked three dicks in Barney's Beanery.
I just, no, so can I ask you about Barney's?
- Yeah.
- Back in the day, there were a lot of chicks,
there were a lot of chicks.
- Yeah, I usually go out on the east side,
and it's more like a hipster vibe over by where I live,
in Echo Park and Silver Lake.
I don't really go out and WeHo that much,
but everyone there is like, it's like aggressive.
They're like really hot, but like pretentious,
and they kind of look like Nepo babies.
- Nepo babies.
- Nepo babies.
- Something you wish you were.
You're just a bum from Minnesota.
You got no connections in this business.
- But it was kind of fun being at Barney's,
because with this, it felt like I had a suicide vest on.
- Be honest, have you gotten laid?
- Since?
- Yeah.
- No.
- Since you've shaved your head like this?
- A deterrent?
- Oh yeah.
- Not helping.
- He showed me a video of this really hot girl,
that apparently he soaks up with,
and then he takes off his hat,
and it's like a reveal video,
and the girl's like freaked out.
And it's kind of offensive to me,
'cause that's what I like really just look like.
- Yeah, that's what you look like all the time.
That's why he did it as a bit.
Now, what's the goal with this?
Are we gonna keep shaving your head?
How are we gonna get through this?
- No, I think I'm gonna mullet it,
once it grows.
I'm just gonna look weird for like a few months.
- It's not weird, dude.
- Why don't you shave the whole thing,
and then start from the beginning?
- I like-
- Dude, you are balding though, aren't you?
- When I have this?
- Yeah.
- It's like nothing has changed.
- Yeah, I mean, this looks-
Yeah, but then you take your hat off
when you get a girl to your apartment,
and she's gonna be bummed.
Unless you keep your hat on the whole time
that you're hooking up.
- Hat stays on.
- So, did you say that to her?
Hat stays on?
- Hat stays on.
- I can imagine that could-
Do you think that would work?
If you could get butt naked,
just leave the hat on?
- It doesn't work.
- You've tried?
- Yeah, we should ask 