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- You be honest.
- Yeah.
- If you got home to a girl that you're dating
and she just takes them both off.
- Yeah.
- You're not gonna react any type of way.
I'm not saying you kick her out of bed,
but you're not gonna go, "Oh shit.
I didn't know you didn't have fucking legs."
- No, I would, I use my acting skills.
- Do them right now.
- And I would go pretend like it's not happening.
- Oh, pretend like it's not, she's not taking off limbs.
- Yeah, so do it.
- I've had such a good night.
- Me too.
- I'm feeling frisky.
- I feel frisky too.
- Oh, I feel so much better.
Look, oh, look at the, oh, when I rub my nubs,
it feels so good after a long day.
- Are you thirsty?
- Sometimes I hit my, look at that, look at this.
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
- Are you thirsty?
- I hit my nubs together.
Will you get some lotion and rub up my nubs, please?
Have you ever licked a nub in bed?
Ooh, you wanna, see?
- You're right, you're right.
- It would never work.
- Well, if they did it that way.
- They gotta say something about it.
- They're gonna lick my nubs.
- They're gonna say something.
They have two fucking legs missing.
They're gonna say a joke or they're gonna be self-aware.
- Yeah, yeah.
- They have to.
Carlos makes a joke.
When he takes his hat off, he makes a joke.
- I always go, "Oh, I have crazy hair."
And they go, but they always go, "I know,"
because every girl nowadays Googles you before you go out.
- Yeah, but you especially,
'cause you have a little bit of public recognition now.
But before that, you would make jokes about it.
- Oh my God.
- He would say, you told me one time,
you'd go, "Oh, I'm having a bad hair day."
And he would take his hat off and the girls like it.
That's a killer line.
I'm having a bad hair day.
- You know what's worse than no legs?
Having a prosthetic vagina.
- They, who has those?
- I don't know.
- Trans people.
- Right, and then boom, boom.
That would be a bummer.
- Can you hold this?
- Yeah.
I'd grab the thing and just start fucking tatters.
- Yeah.
- Prosthetic, any prosthetic would be tough.
- You're right, you're right.
- It'd be tough.
- What about eyeball?
Like one eyeball.
- Just, comes right out?
- Yeah.
- That would be funny.
I would ask if I could use it.
- Oh, you do?
What?
- I'd be like, "Oh, there's another hole."
- Oh, right, right.
- There's one more hole.
- I see, I see.
- I mean, imagine though, if she did take her eyeball out.
- Yeah.
- What if she took her eyeball out and she was like,
"Let's use this for foreplay."
- A bead?
- Yeah, one bead.
- Well, it's not her eyeball.
Yeah, it's a, it's...
- But it's fake.
Yeah, it's not a real eyeball.
It's just a, it's a marble or a glass.
What are they made of glass?
- Okay, so the ball goes...
- Glass eyes, right?
- The ball goes in my hole.
- Of course it does.
- But guess what?
- What?
- It comes out of your mouth.
Goes in your butt and you go, ta-da.
- Yeah, wow.
- What are they made of glass?
What are most fake eyes made out of?
Glass eye, we're really made of glass.
Then now they're made of hard plastic acrylic.
Of course that makes sense.
The glass would be so much more dope to have a glass eyeball.
But I bet you it's just too expensive.
- How much is it?
I want to know, like if I want to buy one.
- Yeah, let's order a couple of glass eyes to the studio.
- No, but I want to see like how high end it goes.
- Holy shit, $8,000.
The cheap one's 2,500.
I bet you I can get you one on the east side of LA
for like 40 bucks.
I bet you my life, I can go get you one for 40 bucks.
- Yeah, yeah.
Like it's made out of wood?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Cuban style eye, used.
It says used on Etsy.
- 20 bucks.
- Oh, 20 bucks used.
That's fine.
- Hand blown glass eye.
See, I'm sure people get them for cheap,
but you could get a dope one for 8,300.
Okay, Bob.
- Let me see when 8,300 eye is.
- They only last, they last 10 years too.
- That's long enough.
Bob, can you think about that?
If you lost an eye, how dope would you customize your eye?
- Oh my God, I have like pterodactyl eyes.
- He's so cool.
- I would have eyes that are like so otherworldly.
- Yeah, I'd want something.
Oh, look at that guy up top.
Look at the first picture up top, that guy third in.
That's cool.
See, if you lose an eye, you gotta walk into the fire.
- Oh, you know what I would do?
- Cyclops.
- That's the way.
Or I would do one Marty Feldman eye.
- What?
- Marty Feldman?
- Yeah, what do you mean?
- Look at his eyes.
I would do one gigantic eye.
- Just a huge eye like that?
- Yeah.
- But it's always looking the wrong way.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would put a gigantic Marty Feldman eye.
- Imagine having a conversation with that guy.
Like imagine if you come over to his house
and you work for like the gas company.
You know when he has to do like mundane stuff?
- Yeah.
He looks cool in that photo.
I think when he bulges his eyes out, like that's weird, but.
- Well, that's his thing.
When does he not bulge?
That's what he looks like.
- Oh, that's right.
- Yeah.
- I like it.
This dog's looking over there.
That dog's looking over there.
- But he was such a great actor.
- I don't know what he was in other than knowing.
He was in Dr. Freeland Frankenstein.
- Yeah.
- But what else?
- I don't know.
- Okay, so yeah, that's it.
- But he was great in that.
- Okay, fine.
They needed a guy who could look both ways at the same time.
- What has he done, Marty Feldman?
- Should've been a crossing guard at one point in his life.
- Yeah.
- He should be in all eye movies, Hills Have Eyes.
- Yeah, Marty Has Eyes.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Eyes Wide Shut.
- Eyes Wide Shut.
- Marty Eyes Wide Shut.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He did a lot of stuff, obviously, but the one thing that took off clearly was
Young Frankenstein.
That's the only thing he really was gonna pop from.
- Yeah, I mean, that's so good.
- Anybody listening to, if you've never seen that movie, you're dumb.
- Young Frankenstein.
- One of the funniest movies ever made.
- You gotta see it.
- Classic, right?
Andres, can you back me up on that?
- Awesome movie.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It is very, very funny.
That is one of those things that woke up.
- What would you say that 70s, 80s, the iconic, 70s iconic comedy movies that
you have
to watch?
- Well, I would say, if you're a comedy fan and you're young now, you probably
don't know
Monty Python, and I would highly suggest watching Monty Python.
- I would say Sleeper.
- Sleeper.
- Woody Allen Sleeper.
- Yeah, Sleeper.
- I would do Mel Brooks.
- Mel Brooks.
- Anything Mel Brooks really did.
- Yeah, Blazing Saddles.
- But I would also say, probably go back and watch old school shit.
I would say look up Chaplin stuff, 'cause you want to talk about the original
shit.
That dude was the original shit.
- You don't watch Chaplin.
- What do you mean?
I don't-
- You've never-
- I'm not popping it in now, but I have seen it.
- Yeah, but what is it?
- So funny.
- No, dude, it's so-
- How funny?
- I swear to God it is.
I promise you it is.
- What is it?
- Dude, you're doing it right now.
- Yeah.
Is that funny?
- Yeah.
By the way, how literal.
You'd have been Charlie, Charlie Chaplin.
- Just be in the jungle.
They're shooting at me.
- Oh my God.
That's a great movie.
- Charlie, Charlie Chaplin.
- Charlie Chaplin.
- That would be great.
Yeah.
- No, I really do.
I mean, in the history of time when I've watched these old movies, you go, I
get where comedy
now-
- I see.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Like you don't watch it again, but you go, oh my God.
That's where so-and-so gets the way he falls.
The way Farley falls, right?
The way Farley did Pratt falls, that was indicative of so many other big
fucking, what's his name?
- Buster Keaton?
- Huh?
- Buster Keaton?
- Well, Buster Keaton for sure.
Fatty Arbuckle.
- Yeah.
- Right?
It's like all these guys that were like overweight that like did physical
comedy.
- Yeah.
- You saw it again and again and again in our new guy.
I mean, we do it.
We steal from-
- Oh yeah.
- Whatever comedy from our history and our childhood was in our mind, the way
our brains and our faces work.
- Yeah.
- Who was a comic when you were a kid that you tried to emulate or an actor
that you would do his motions?
- Nobody.
- You never saw a guy and you tried to like the obvious reason for me-
- I would scream like Sam Kinison in the bathroom, but that's it.
- No, that's, see, that's a big thing because that does help.
- Yeah, I would scream.
- That's what you do on stage sometimes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Without you knowing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm very influenced by him.
- Mine was always, I mean, Jim was everything Jim did.
I wanted to mock.
- Let me ask you something.
And this is going to be a weird question to ask you.
Okay?
- Yeah.
- So when we were, when I was a kid in standup, I would, cause I never did the
main room back
then, right?
And you see all the comics back there, like, you know, and I'd go, and I would
look up to
them and I'd go, wow, they're cool.
This and that.
But we're, when we're back there, it doesn't feel like we're cool.
- No, they don't like us.
- So has it changed?
- No, that's not true.
I'm sure that, I'm sure that younger comics-
- You think people look at, they're like, oh, there's Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee
or whatever.
- Some, some comics.
I mean, I'm sure not all of them, like all of us.
- Because my argument is this, and this is what, and I'm not going to call out
names, but here
we go.
The doorman at the comedy store sometimes feel too comfortable.
- Oh, wow.
- They talk to me as if, why are you laughing McCone?
- Because I've seen it.
- Yeah.
They talk to me as if they're headliners too.
Like, you know.
- Why don't you say something to them then?
- I try, but it's like, I go, you're, you're, you're acting like you're a headliner.
And no offense, I've had your job, but it's like, you know, you give me a noogie.
- They're grabbing you?
- Yeah.
- Really?
- Oh yeah.
Push me around.
- I've never seen this.
- Yeah, McCone has.
- They don't, they don't do it in front of you.
They do it in front of me though.
- Yeah.
- They would not do that in front of me.
- And I'm like, I would, I would not do that.
- Wait a second.
I'm, what happened to the rules?
- Well, we got to fight back then.
- What do I do?
Punch Pam?
Punch back?
- Well, you can't punch.
- Spit?
- I'll lick.
- I'll lick.
I do too, I do too much of that.
I think that's what it is too.
- Right.
So you play with them too much.
So they think it's comfortable to play back.
- Well there's some, like.
Yeah.
Okay.
- Go ahead.
- Well, I mean.
- Go ahead.
- Like Chappelle Lacey.
- What do you do to, to Chappelle?
- Well he, the other day he walked by me and he crushed his fingers against my
neck.
- Can you imagine?
He would fucking murder you.
That dude is so strong.
- I know.
- He would fucking break you.
- But he goes, but he, but when he's like playing with me, he pretends I'm like
a baby chimp.
- To him you are.
- I know.
- You're just a little.
- So you can see him like kind of letting me.
- Dude, he could crack you like a fortune cookie.
- I know, I understand that.
- Like a little fortune cookie, just right in the middle.
- What can it just be like an oatmeal cookie?
- Just a little fortune cookie.
- I can't be a peanut butter cookie.
- No, because like just like a fortune cookie.
- All right.
- You're filled with wisdom.
- That's right.
- See?
- Yeah, but so I, him and I stopped doing to Ian Edwards.
- Well, he doesn't like to be fucked with.
You don't touch Ian.
- Yeah, it's not a good idea.
- Yeah.
- He's still not over it.
- It's weird.
I just like, I'll tackle him from behind.
- Come on, fam.
- Yeah, but with the young guys there, they just, they don't have the same
respect.
- I don't know if this is true, but I-
- To you, to you and Sebastian, I see how they treat you guys.
They look at you like this.
- No, that's not-
- I see, I've seen it.
The other day, I swear to God, they were like, look at you like this.
Like, everything you say is wisdom.
With me, they're like-
- Well, what are you-
- But they push me around and stuff, and they're like-
- Well, that's the end of it tonight.
We're not putting up with any of that anymore.
No more.
- And I would call out names.
- Well, do it.
- But I will not.
- Oh.
- I will not, because I want to give everyone a shot.
But it's like, I've noticed that, and you know, I'm glad McCollum that you've
seen it.
He's seen it.
- I know, he's hanging around the store a little bit too much.
- Yeah, it does bother me.
- He was chumming it up with what's-her-name the other night.
- Who?
- Curly-haired girl.
- Angie?
- Angie.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's buddying up way too close to her.
- Oh, the girl you hung out with instead of him that one night?
- What does that mean?
What are you implying?
Hi, guy?
- I'm not hi, bro.
- Yeah, what are you implying, though?
- No, I was just trying to like-
- Listen, guy, hey, guy.
Check this out, dude.
- Oh, I was just trying to remember-
- Listen, guy, okay?
- Alright, what's up?
- I'm-
- Um, I like to take, like we did with Jesse-
- No, I-
- With other people, and I did it with Esther, I did it with Benji, I did it
with a bunch of-
- You've done it with me?
- Yeah, you, I've done it with Sandy Danto, all these guys, right?
- Yeah.
- I like to mentor and take him to dinner and go, here are the ropes, do you
need any help?
- I promise I wasn't implying anything else.
- Okay, so I don't know what you're implying, friend.
- There's no dark magic or art-
- I-I did it with you.
- I know.
And here I am.
Thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
- I appreciate it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it was a bad idea to do with him.
- Sometimes you make a mistake.
- Yeah, you-
- Your instinct is wrong.
Your instincts are wrong.

Bad Friends Comedy Inspo!

- You be honest.
- Yeah.
- If you got home to a girl that you're dating
and she just takes them both off.
- Yeah.
- You're not gonna react any type of way.
I'm not saying you kick her out of bed,
but you're not gonna go, "Oh shit.
I didn't know you didn't have fucking legs."
- No, I would, I use my acting skills.
- Do them right now.
- And I would go pretend like it's not happening.
- Oh, pretend like it's not, she's not taking off limbs.
- Yeah, so do it.
- I've had such a good night.
- Me too.
- I'm feeling frisky.
- I feel frisky too.
- Oh, I feel so much better.
Look, oh, look at the, oh, when I rub my nubs,
it feels so good after a long day.
- Are you thirsty?
- Sometimes I hit my, look at that, look at this.
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
- Are you thirsty?
- I hit my nubs together.
Will you get some lotion and rub up my nubs, please?
Have you ever licked a nub in bed?
Ooh, you wanna, see?
- You're right, you're right.
- It would never work.
- Well, if they did it that way.
- They gotta say something about it.
- They're gonna lick my nubs.
- They're gonna say something.
They have two fucking legs missing.
They're gonna say a joke or they're gonna be self-aware.
- Yeah, yeah.
- They have to.
Carlos makes a joke.
When he takes his hat off, he makes a joke.
- I always go, "Oh, I have crazy hair."
And they go, but they always go, "I know,"
because every girl nowadays Googles you before you go out.
- Yeah, but you especially,
'cause you have a little bit of public recognition now.
But before that, you would make jokes about it.
- Oh my God.
- He would say, you told me one time,
you'd go, "Oh, I'm having a bad hair day."
And he would take his hat off and the girls like it.
That's a killer line.
I'm having a bad hair day.
- You know what's worse than no legs?
Having a prosthetic vagina.
- They, who has those?
- I don't know.
- Trans people.
- Right, and then boom, boom.
That would be a bummer.
- Can you hold this?
- Yeah.
I'd grab the thing and just start fucking tatters.
- Yeah.
- Prosthetic, any prosthetic would be tough.
- You're right, you're right.
- It'd be tough.
- What about eyeball?
Like one eyeball.
- Just, comes right out?
- Yeah.
- That would be funny.
I would ask if I could use it.
- Oh, you do?
What?
- I'd be like, "Oh, there's another hole."
- Oh, right, right.
- There's one more hole.
- I see, I see.
- I mean, imagine though, if she did take her eyeball out.
- Yeah.
- What if she took her eyeball out and she was like,
"Let's use this for foreplay."
- A bead?
- Yeah, one bead.
- Well, it's not her eyeball.
Yeah, it's a, it's...
- But it's fake.
Yeah, it's not a real eyeball.
It's just a, it's a marble or a glass.
What are they made of glass?
- Okay, so the ball goes...
- Glass eyes, right?
- The ball goes in my hole.
- Of course it does.
- But guess what?
- What?
- It comes out of your mouth.
Goes in your butt and you go, ta-da.
- Yeah, wow.
- What are they made of glass?
What are most fake eyes made out of?
Glass eye, we're really made of glass.
Then now they're made of hard plastic acrylic.
Of course that makes sense.
The glass would be so much more dope to have a glass eyeball.
But I bet you it's just too expensive.
- How much is it?
I want to know, like if I want to buy one.
- Yeah, let's order a couple of glass eyes to the studio.
- No, but I want to see like how high end it goes.
- Holy shit, $8,000.
The cheap one's 2,500.
I bet you I can get you one on the east side of LA
for like 40 bucks.
I bet you my life, I can go get you one for 40 bucks.
- Yeah, yeah.
Like it's made out of wood?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Cuban style eye, used.
It says used on Etsy.
- 20 bucks.
- Oh, 20 bucks used.
That's fine.
- Hand blown glass eye.
See, I'm sure people get them for cheap,
but you could get a dope one for 8,300.
Okay, Bob.
- Let me see when 8,300 eye is.
- They only last, they last 10 years too.
- That's long enough.
Bob, can you think about that?
If you lost an eye, how dope would you customize your eye?
- Oh my God, I have like pterodactyl eyes.
- He's so cool.
- I would have eyes that are like so otherworldly.
- Yeah, I'd want something.
Oh, look at that guy up top.
Look at the first picture up top, that guy third in.
That's cool.
See, if you lose an eye, you gotta walk into the fire.
- Oh, you know what I would do?
- Cyclops.
- That's the way.
Or I would do one Marty Feldman eye.
- What?
- Marty Feldman?
- Yeah, what do you mean?
- Look at his eyes.
I would do one gigantic eye.
- Just a huge eye like that?
- Yeah.
- But it's always looking the wrong way.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would put a gigantic Marty Feldman eye.
- Imagine having a conversation with that guy.
Like imagine if you come over to his house
and you work for like the gas company.
You know when he has to do like mundane stuff?
- Yeah.
He looks cool in that photo.
I think when he bulges his eyes out, like that's weird, but.
- Well, that's his thing.
When does he not bulge?
That's what he looks like.
- Oh, that's right.
- Yeah.
- I like it.
This dog's looking over there.
That dog's looking over there.
- But he was such a great actor.
- I don't know what he was in other than knowing.
He was in Dr. Freeland Frankenstein.
- Yeah.
- But what else?
- I don't know.
- Okay, so yeah, that's it.
- But he was great in that.
- Okay, fine.
They needed a guy who could look both ways at the same time.
- What has he done, Marty Feldman?
- Should've been a crossing guard at one point in his life.
- Yeah.
- He should be in all eye movies, Hills Have Eyes.
- Yeah, Marty Has Eyes.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Eyes Wide Shut.
- Eyes Wide Shut.
- Marty Eyes Wide Shut.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He did a lot of stuff, obviously, but the one thing that took off clearly was
Young Frankenstein.
That's the only thing he really was gonna pop from.
- Yeah, I mean, that's so good.
- Anybody listening to, if you've never seen that movie, you're dumb.
- Young Frankenstein.
- One of the funniest movies ever made.
- You gotta see it.
- Classic, right?
Andres, can you back me up on that?
- Awesome movie.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It is very, very funny.
That is one of those things that woke up.
- What would you say that 70s, 80s, the iconic, 70s iconic comedy movies that
you have
to watch?
- Well, I would say, if you're a comedy fan and you're young now, you probably
don't know
Monty Python, and I would highly suggest watching Monty Python.
- I would say Sleeper.
- Sleeper.
- Woody Allen Sleeper.
- Yeah, Sleeper.
- I would do Mel Brooks.
- Mel Brooks.
- Anything Mel Brooks really did.
- Yeah, Blazing Saddles.
- But I would also say, probably go back and watch old school shit.
I would say look up Chaplin stuff, 'cause you want to talk about the original
shit.
That dude was the original shit.
- You don't watch Chaplin.
- What do you mean?
I don't-
- You've never-
- I'm not popping it in now, but I have seen it.
- Yeah, but what is it?
- So funny.
- No, dude, it's so-
- How funny?
- I swear to God it is.
I promise you it is.
- What is it?
- Dude, you're doing it right now.
- Yeah.
Is that funny?
- Yeah.
By the way, how literal.
You'd have been Charlie, Charlie Chaplin.
- Just be in the jungle.
They're shooting at me.
- Oh my God.
That's a great movie.
- Charlie, Charlie Chaplin.
- Charlie Chaplin.
- That would be great.
Yeah.
- No, I really do.
I mean, in the history of time when I've watched these old movies, you go, I
get where comedy
now-
- I see.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Like you don't watch it again, but you go, oh my God.
That's where so-and-so gets the way he falls.
The way Farley falls, right?
The way Farley did Pratt falls, that was indicative of so many other big
fucking, what's his name?
- Buster Keaton?
- Huh?
- Buster Keaton?
- Well, Buster Keaton for sure.
Fatty Arbuckle.
- Yeah.
- Right?
It's like all these guys that were like overweight that like did physical
comedy.
- Yeah.
- You saw it again and again and again in our new guy.
I mean, we do it.
We steal from-
- Oh yeah.
- Whatever comedy from our history and our childhood was in our mind, the way
our brains and our faces work.
- Yeah.
- Who was a comic when you were a kid that you tried to emulate or an actor
that you would do his motions?
- Nobody.
- You never saw a guy and you tried to like the obvious reason for me-
- I would scream like Sam Kinison in the bathroom, but that's it.
- No, that's, see, that's a big thing because that does help.
- Yeah, I would scream.
- That's what you do on stage sometimes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Without you knowing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm very influenced by him.
- Mine was always, I mean, Jim was everything Jim did.
I wanted to mock.
- Let me ask you something.
And this is going to be a weird question to ask you.
Okay?
- Yeah.
- So when we were, when I was a kid in standup, I would, cause I never did the
main room back
then, right?
And you see all the comics back there, like, you know, and I'd go, and I would
look up to
them and I'd go, wow, they're cool.
This and that.
But we're, when we're back there, it doesn't feel like we're cool.
- No, they don't like us.
- So has it changed?
- No, that's not true.
I'm sure that, I'm sure that younger comics-
- You think people look at, they're like, oh, there's Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee
or whatever.
- Some, some comics.
I mean, I'm sure not all of them, like all of us.
- Because my argument is this, and this is what, and I'm not going to call out
names, but here
we go.
The doorman at the comedy store sometimes feel too comfortable.
- Oh, wow.
- They talk to me as if, why are you laughing McCone?
- Because I've seen it.
- Yeah.
They talk to me as if they're headliners too.
Like, you know.
- Why don't you say something to them then?
- I try, but it's like, I go, you're, you're, you're acting like you're a headliner.
And no offense, I've had your job, but it's like, you know, you give me a noogie.
- They're grabbing you?
- Yeah.
- Really?
- Oh yeah.
Push me around.
- I've never seen this.
- Yeah, McCone has.
- They don't, they don't do it in front of you.
They do it in front of me though.
- Yeah.
- They would not do that in front of me.
- And I'm like, I would, I would not do that.
- Wait a second.
I'm, what happened to the rules?
- Well, we got to fight back then.
- What do I do?
Punch Pam?
Punch back?
- Well, you can't punch.
- Spit?
- I'll lick.
- I'll lick.
I do too, I do too much of that.
I think that's what it is too.
- Right.
So you play with them too much.
So they think it's comfortable to play back.
- Well there's some, like.
Yeah.
Okay.
- Go ahead.
- Well, I mean.
- Go ahead.
- Like Chappelle Lacey.
- What do you do to, to Chappelle?
- Well he, the other day he walked by me and he crushed his fingers against my
neck.
- Can you imagine?
He would fucking murder you.
That dude is so strong.
- I know.
- He would fucking break you.
- But he goes, but he, but when he's like playing with me, he pretends I'm like
a baby chimp.
- To him you are.
- I know.
- You're just a little.
- So you can see him like kind of letting me.
- Dude, he could crack you like a fortune cookie.
- I know, I understand that.
- Like a little fortune cookie, just right in the middle.
- What can it just be like an oatmeal cookie?
- Just a little fortune cookie.
- I can't be a peanut butter cookie.
- No, because like just like a fortune cookie.
- All right.
- You're filled with wisdom.
- That's right.
- See?
- Yeah, but so I, him and I stopped doing to Ian Edwards.
- Well, he doesn't like to be fucked with.
You don't touch Ian.
- Yeah, it's not a good idea.
- Yeah.
- He's still not over it.
- It's weird.
I just like, I'll tackle him from behind.
- Come on, fam.
- Yeah, but with the young guys there, they just, they don't have the same
respect.
- I don't know if this is true, but I-
- To you, to you and Sebastian, I see how they treat you guys.
They look at you like this.
- No, that's not-
- I see, I've seen it.
The other day, I swear to God, they were like, look at you like this.
Like, everything you say is wis