Name: NO Singing On This Plane!
Uploaded: 2024-01-10T13:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'NO Singing On This Plane!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'NO Singing On This Plane!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-10. Transcript available.

what is this what do you got here i have this um bro we didn't see any any any
banana somewhere right
yeah little little chinese kids he's a black guy
why do they react that way why do they react i don't know that that's why
she said little she said foreigner foreigner a little black little black no he
didn't it's
translated right there on the screen where's the banana he said that yeah but i
think he's just
genuinely looking for bananas that have something to do with and the kid was
going i know chinese
bro any any banana somewhere right okay stop stop so that there's two things
going on racist little
kid no that's not what that is a racist little kid grandma look foreigner right
african
little black little black that is crazy that is insane that she free that man
that little chinese
girls right let's cancel her let's find out if i know where find out where her
preschool is and
cancel her and cancel her take away her toys yeah wow we won't stand for this
kind of behavior in our
society anymore and i mean it cancel this young little chinese girl thank you
carlos for bringing
that to my attention yeah no problem these young chinese but there was a video
i saw of a a black guy in
africa meeting a white girl and he ran away it's the same thing no it's not it
is no because
historically whites that meet africans uh probably not a good look yes black africans
see whites coming
and they're like get these pigs out of here okay not the same coming as the get
out trailer
okay yeah oh was that just the movie get out that you thought yeah i think it
was i think it was jordan's
that's what it was that is insane yeah wow that's a crazy video give me
something carlos pig all right
here's this girl just found out i'm up for two grammys my very first time you
guys wow
my name is bobby storm and i'm up for two grammys two i don't need anything i
need
but they're enjoying it so while we're sitting here could i please i'm not
enjoying it so i'm asking
you can you be quiet okay well i find that up that's a yes or no is this fake
no it's not fake
okay wait a minute she she's nominated for two grammys okay what is she though
yeah uh tmc is
reporting that she's like an actual gospel singer nominated for the grammys her
name is bobby storm
wait a minute and this flight attendant really told her to shut up yeah just
get her on a southwest
flight those idiots sing all the time i mean she looks she's not in delta
comfort either she's like
a normal coach so i don't know are you judging her by her class even i fly
delta comfort yeah you know
and you don't deserve it you know what bob we're knocking him down he's not
flying comfort
anymore because of that last comment you think you're better than the girl that
won two grammys
you're not i am because i don't yell during flights i don't well yeah you're on
drugs you pass out the
whole time you're intoxicated the whole flight have you ever taken a bad friend's
flight with us and
not been on drugs or alcohol no of course not but don't you want it that way so
i'm medicated i wanna
i just don't want you to have a freak out moment of a that guy's not real like
that chick
while you're baked on something she's doing i i know i know what the situation
is now well let's
finish it let's see the rest i know what i'm shocked jill if i don't can you
please answer
my question are you willing and able to be quiet right now i'm doing what the
lord is telling me to
do i'm asking you a question yes or no i'm your flight leader i need you to
follow my instruction
my instruction for you to answer my question are you able to be quiet what are
you guys saying
i'm asking you ma'am i'm asking you guys he better break out in the song too if
you're not
able to be to follow my instruction you will not be taking this flight are you
able to be quiet
if that's the case then that's fine if you were so that's yes i'm your flight
leader yes if you're
the person in charge of it all then okay all right thank you i don't buy this i
don't buy it
they're both in the wrong time out i don't buy that they're not oh how could
this happen he sees
the camera the whole time you're telling me that guy sees that camera and is
acting like that i
think it's just the middle seat guy like i would have started filming too if
like some gospel singer
bobby storm nearly kicked off no he was filming the whole time she announced
that she won the grammy
she must know the human that filmed this dude no it's filming while she announces
i won a grammy
it's not it's not that he's aware of what's going on what if the guy's like slyly
doing it he's not
look at how obvious it is you can tell he's not hiding it angry about because
this makes me mad this
isn't real there's something about this that looks fake as i call fake as on
this this is a faff moment
fake as fuck carlos is going to go on his own profile now no it's because i
saved i get it
look okay let's just break it look at how coordinated this is let's break it
down
you're getting angry my very first time you guys
my name is bobby storm it's not for a second so what you're saying is everyone's
in on it
no goofball the guy that's filming it is clearly in on it look at how clear the
image is him recording
this girl she said but some of those little cameras now with the cia and stuff
cut it out if we're gonna have a real argument cut it out cut out what cut that
bullshit out this isn't a little cia you're really angry about that this guy
isn't coach this isn't cia
he's filming on his iphone like this okay and she said film me she turned
around she told all
the people on the plane i'm up for two grammy nominations this flight attendant
is definitely in
on this there's no chance he would act like this because she's oh so they did
that so she could get
yes no well what's the because it blew up on the internet we're talking about
it
it worked it worked like a charm she won look at us we have to do it yes let's
blow up on the
next flight no we're not going to blow up a flight we mean blow up the next
flight
wow i never look so obvious it's all over tmz yeah carlos bring a gun to the
airport no we could
bring the gun on the flight and then i could pull it out yeah bring the gun on
the flight you could
tackle me and we could go viral yeah bring a gun to the airport carlos that's
not the same thing i
don't think who do we hire here but we could put bad friends on the gun it'll
be you know what it
is i want you to strip naked on the plane and sing daddy while you die and i'll
record it done that's
interesting press play again watch and i'm up for two grammy's i don't need
anything i need you
wait wait stop stop stop stop stop really really rewind it right before it cuts
he was already
there he was already there correct and he was listening to her thank you
interesting interesting
go ahead now she's singing beautifully by the way
enjoy stop for a second are you going to be quiet why would he do she's just
chatting look at the back
of her head let's see is she a robot she's ai no oh she's white this is a girl
in blackface look at
the back of her head this is a girl in black face yeah it's blackface wow good
fine whoa i thought
that was i thought that was a plug i thought she was plugged in somewhere yeah
i thought she was ai
yeah no well we found you out we found you out whitey what what's her name she
did a good job
bobby storm i don't believe the second of this in fact get her on the show if
you want to talk about
it because i think this is phony baloney incredible though but if um who would
stop a woman from singing
beautiful music that doesn't make sense well i was the uh my other theory was
is that he's better
i thought he was going to start singing with her and duet that's what i thought
no but i thought like
i have this job well it's a great job right but you're getting a grammy but i
can sing better
so what he's like watch this shut the up i don't wanna yeah yeah that would
have been dope if he did
that yeah then i would have been like this is a flight attendant by the way
then where's my grammy
when we fly and the flight attendants do that thing where they like get chummy
and sing and make jokes
cut it out cut it the out i don't want jokes we're in a flying machine you're
really negative right
now dude what if they're gay though they're all gay they're all gay dude what
are you talking about
there isn't one guy flight attendant that's that you think that guy wasn't gay
that's what i was
saying it's on the job description but i don't like when the girls like do
their thing but when
the guys do it i'm like yeah it's okay also you know what i don't like when
anybody's song and dances
when the whole plane laughs though and the guy makes a joke i always look at
everyone i can look at i go
because you're jealous what i think i'm jealous i'm not jealous i'm just on a
machine where i'm
flying in the sky i just want to go to the place i'm going i don't need to be
like a funny pilot i
don't nobody needs a funny pilot hey we're going to be going over the rockies
today might be a little
bump or uh a little rocky if you might add uh off you're flying a plane off
yeah don't make a joke
you're in a death machine in the sky there's nothing fun i don't want a funny
pilot i don't
want a uh i don't want a nice bartender there's some things that require
different vibes but doesn't
it but but let me just uh well i was just going to say about flying i do have
something to say about
that i don't want a funny pilot i don't want a nice bartender i don't want a
non-racist cop but
the things i like right but in a plane right it's some people have tension and
anxiety right
and sometimes a funny pilot or funny okay you're a funny pilot and i'm i'm a
guy on a flight with
terrible anxiety yeah okay get over the pa system and make a joke here we go
well guys uh we're gonna
have a safe and uh nice ride i've only crashed three of them i'm kidding folks
oh there's a bomb
there's a bomb on the plane there's a bomb on the plane he shouldn't be going
well you incited it
because you're a goofball pilot lol lol lol not funny fly the can but don't you
think that like
just get me to spokane what if there was a funny like nazi soldier that was
funny during the camp
doesn't that his personality no what would a funny nazi soldier be like i don't
know give
us an example yeah you do the accents go ahead you're the funny nazi
you know i'm someone you're please don't hurt me please don't
we'll get michael winslow on the phone he'll do a funny nazi