Name: Bobby Lee Arrested by the Gay Police!
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Arrested by the Gay Police!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Arrested by the Gay Police!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-16. Transcript available.

- What is this?
What is this thing?
What was you adamant to show us?
- Oh, that this July, a Portuguese man in Turkey
was in prison for three weeks for looking gay.
- Go up to the top.
A man was arrested for looking gay
and wearing crop top in Turkey in prison for three weeks.
Is he gay?
- No, I believe that he just looks gay.
- He's European.
- He's European.
- Oh, stolen valor.
- Yeah, stolen valor.
- Dude, dude, dude, that's a little too gay for me.
- That's the guy that got arrested for quote unquote
not being gay?
- I mean, he's guilty.
He's fucking gay shit. - Lock him up.
- Carlos, he's guilty.
- Yeah, lock him up.
Somebody put a ring on that.
- If he's gay, I'm gay.
Fuck it, let's do it.
- Somebody put a ring and handcuffs on this guy.
Lock him up.
- He's so cute though.
- When the cops arrested him, he was like tss, tss, tss, tss.
First of all, in Turkey, Turkey is not illegal to be gay.
What's going on here?
- Is this your Thanksgiving stories for us?
- Right.
So what?
Is it because he was wearing inappropriate clothing?
- Yeah, it's not illegal, but it's problematic.
- It remains problematic despite certain legal advancements.
Homosexuality is decriminalized.
Although homosexuality is decriminalized,
well, it's like weed, it's decriminalized.
You can have homos on you,
but you can't be using them when we catch you.
- You can't do it in public.
- Yeah, you can't do that in public.
- Well, in some African country.
- You can do that in private.
You can do that stuff.
You can do gay stuff in private like weed, but you can't.
- Well, there's some African countries that's death penalty.
- What do you mean there's still-
- If you're gay.
- There's some Middle Eastern countries
where it's a fucking death penalty.
You go get caught in the Middle East
and half the places they'll fucking kill you.
- That's insane to me.
- In places down south.
- Is it insane to you?
- Yeah, what the fuck?
I don't think it's even an argument.
If you-
- Wait, wait, those are the countries?
- Where it's illegal to be gay?
- Why'd they make them pink?
That's insane.
- Look at those one little,
there's one little pink area in South America.
Where's that?
- What country is that?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- What?
- Guyana.
- Life in prison.
- Guyana.
- And gay is in it.
- Yeah, yeah.
Guyana.
- Let's see how gay all these countries sound.
Go over the name of it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see if it sounds gay.
- Chad.
- Chad.
- I used to fuck a guy named Chad.
- Yeah, yeah.
I am Chad.
What else?
- Well, you get fined 500,000 West African CFA France.
- Oh, that's like 30 bucks.
- That's $3, yeah.
- Indonesia, I do know that.
Yeah, it is criminal to be gay there.
Uzbekistan.
- Ooh.
- Stan.
- Mm.
- Mm.
- That's pretty, like.
- Mari.
- Death by stoning?
- Where?
- Stoning.
- Right there.
- In Maritana.
Maritania?
- Oh.
- Oh, that's sad.
- You know why they do that?
They're trying to get attention.
I've never heard of this fucking country in my life.
Where the fuck is that?
- Mauritania in Africa.
On the horn of Africa.
- Stoning.
Jesus Christ.
God.
- Imagine the guy that's gotta go get the stones.
That's even more insane.
You gotta go get stones to hurt people.
- If you're getting stoned,
can you cover your face with your hands or no?
- No, they tie you up, I think.
- Oh, they do, okay.
- It's a crazy shit.
- You can't do this?
- No, you can, but it's like.
- No, you can't.
- Yeah, it's.
- No, no, they tie their hands behind their back.
- 40 people, no, no, they.
- Oh.
- Well, you've been to a couple?
- I've seen them.
- Spain.
I'm sure being, by the way, you guys have invented gay.
- Right.
- Let's not do a picture of it, bud.
- No, I'm just.
- What's that?
That's a stoning.
- Oh my God.
- Carlos is like, I actually went to a stoning one.
- Yeah, there was blood everywhere.
- What's that, what's that right there?
- That is a stoning, that's insane.
- What is that?
- I would go to one just to see, all right.
- A stoning?
- Yeah.
- You're fucking disgusting.
- He had a stoning this morning.
- A cock fight versus a stoning of a human being?
- Well, the animals still fight to the death.
- Yeah, but at least they have a fair shot.
- Yeah, the person that's getting stoned
isn't throwing rocks himself.
- Well, I'm not saying it should be a gay guy.
- By the way, if you do get stoned
and they just give you a few bags to throw back,
they're like, all right, let's go.
- Oh yeah, that'd be fair.
- Fight back?
Well, it still wouldn't be fair.
- That guy threw a first stone
when he sucked that dick, though.
- Oh my God, Jesus Christ.
- I just got back from Texas.
- Yeah.
People in well-decorated interior houses
should not be throwing stones.
- It is unbelievable how some parts of the world
is just not the same.
I mean, it's like they're not,
they just haven't caught up
or they have these old traditions and rules.
It's weird.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause we're so connected, you know what I mean,
through the internet that like,
I just can't see how it's possible.
- What do you mean?
- That people have these weird rules like, you know.
- Well, these are based on thousands of years
of them being indoctrinated with an idea of
their most, 99% of that is religious-based.
That homosexuality is against their religious practice.
- Yeah, but as a kid, I'm not kidding you.
My dad would be like,
"If you are still gay, everybody is gonna die.
I'm gonna kill everybody."
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- He would say stuff like that.
- Yeah, thank God.
- Like, everybody.
- Yeah, your friend, Charlie, Franco, they all die.
- That's insane.
- Insane, right?
- You think he was just joking around?
- No, he was like saying,
it was another one,
"If you marry a Vietnamese woman, don't call her."
- Well, that I understand.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's like, "I won't call then, fuck you."
You know what I mean?
Even as a kid, you listen to that.
You're six years old at dinner.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- "If you gay, everybody..."
And I'd be eating my Korean food.
I'd be like, "That's insane.
That doesn't make any sense."
- What did your mom say?
- She said, "Okay, okay.
Hinake hinake."
You know what I mean?
Like, try to play it off,
but it's like, you hear all these things.
And even as a kid living in that house,
I was able to go, "You know what?
That just sounds like insane."
And it doesn't make any sense.
- Yeah, it doesn't, it just doesn't seem right.
- It doesn't seem right.
So it's like, and you kind of,
so I'm just saying like these countries,
there's not a kid there going,
"Yeah, this seems weird."
You would think there would be a bunch of kids.
- But I think if everybody around you
is speaking the same language,
it'd be hard to learn another one.
- Really?
Like, I just don't-
- I just think if everyone,
dude, if you're only shown one thing,
and particularly if you're shown
that Western culture is bullshit,
if they're talked about that we're bullshit,
that we're disgusting
and against what they believe
in their religious beliefs,
then of course they fucking hate us.
- Or you see like a group being oppressed
and you're doing the oppressor.
I would, in my mind be like,
no, this is not, this seems-
- You would think so,
but that's only because you've gotten what you've got.
- No, I think that, I mean,
maybe I'm wrong and I don't know,
but maybe I'm wrong,
but I feel like no matter what society that I'm in,
I would look at the circumstances and go,
you know, that doesn't make any sense.
- That's if you're lucky enough to be educated.
- No, I think it's just a thing.
- No, but I'm saying if you're young
and you're uneducated, Bob,
you don't have these kind of-
- I was uneducated.
I've never read a book in my life.
- You grew up in America and-
- Okay, okay, okay.
- You know what I mean?
- But do you guys understand what I'm saying?
- Uneducated and if your needs are not met,
then you're thinking of other things like survival-
- There's always a group of people
that think like that in every country.
- Yeah, there's people that think-
- You see how those women like,
march in Iran, despite the fact that they were like-
- This is also help because of the internet
and knowledge, right?
So for a long time,
no one had knowledge of any other way.
Like they would live kind of sheltered off.
So they would shelter people from learning
about Western ideology and culture,
about our freedom of, you know,
of sex and religion and blah, blah, blah.
And I think a lot of that was like,
that's an evil shit when they do read about it.
But now with the internet, right,
they're privy to seeing way more.
That's why fucking North Korea,
he can't, doesn't have the fucking internet.
He doesn't want them to learn
what the fuck's going on in the world.
'Cause they'll all go, what?
- Yeah.
- We're, we should leave.
We would get the fuck out.
- Yeah, it's like for me,
like my dad beating me and my brother, right?
It's like, in my mind, I'm like,
oh, I'm never gonna do this to another human being.
But there are some kids that perpetuate that cycle.
- Of course. - And they do it to their own children.
- Yeah.
- I guess I would just have this weird way of thinking.
- Well, maybe you're lucky
that it turned out that way.
'Cause you could be an abusive lunatic too.
I think it's- - Now?
- Yeah, I think it's luck.
It was traumatized into you.
- No, I just think that some, I don't know.
- No, I think you're lucky.
You could have turned out the other way.
- I think it's also like this, I don't know, forget it.
It's not comedy, but I just want to argue this fact.
That I see this in, you know, when people get sober, right?
It's like last week, some guy just got sober that we know, right?
And he was able to go inside himself and go,
you know, I think I have a problem.
You know, I'm no longer in denial.
And I think that if I keep doing this,
I can see down the road that I'm gonna lose everything.
So I'll stop here.
I've always been like that.
Where I'm like, you know, I haven't lost anything.
Like every time I get sober, I haven't lost anything,
but I can feel in a year or two,
if this behavior continues, that I will.
So I stop it here.
- Right.
- And some people don't have that ability.
They just go all the way to the end.
- Yeah.
- No, they can't help it.
And I don't know why that is.
- Yeah, that's--
- But some people just have that.
- That's right.
Some people just can't help the way they react
to how their inner demons or shortcomings
or addictions or things control them.
That's my point.
- Some people have traumatic things when they were a kid
and it's almost like this deep-rooted thing
they can't get rid of.
And you're very blessed that you're able to shift.
- I don't think it's a gift.
I just don't understand it myself.
I--
- That's why it must be a gift.
It's not you.
If it's not you, it's something else.
- It's the Lord.
- It's the Lord Jesus Christ.
- The Lord Jesus Christ.
I knew it.
It was the Lord Jesus Christ.
- Our Lord and Savior.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Our Lord and Savior.
And I'm sorry for that guy who got arrested
for being gay in Turkey.
You come over here to West Hollywood.
- Yeah.
our arms and our buttholes to you and you're
even if you're not gay I know he said he's not gay