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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Does Bobby Lee Look Like a Dahmer Victim?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

so i i went to the abba with some straight guys and they met with some other
gay friends and we're
at we're at a table straight guy and one of the guys kind of put his hand on my
knee from across
the table and i go oh no no and he goes oh i'm sorry i read it wrong i should
remember that oh
yeah what do you mean that i think i exude you know before people knew who i
was whatever i think
i exude it oh yeah what do you mean oh yeah one big time you do big time yeah
yeah if i take you
to a gay bar what does that mean if i took you to a gay bar they'd look at me
and be like what is he
doing here and then go just leave that one get out of here leave him and get
out of here they think i
was dropping you off really yeah i think i would have been like one of domers
guys no yeah because
he loved asians he would have taken you back and be like this one's too crazy
too crazy yeah
no but he like really like fit tiny little in shape asians like little little
twinkie boys he
like twinks you say i wouldn't fit in the drum he liked yeah you wouldn't fit
in the drum imagine him
like he's like a suitcase he's like sitting on it yeah he's got like 15 drums
of bobby lee 15 drums of bobby
this egg roll just won't go down
yeah yeah i think that i would because you know if you watch the show i think
once i saw his hallway
and his house i would have been like ah yeah but they were enamored with this
guy they thought he was
cute like a hot cool guy yeah right he was cute charmer yeah wore workman's
boots you know that thing we
would listen down on spotify yeah now the um no no the moth but the moth yeah
that was a great story
on the moth about this about a guy who was who had an interaction with dahmer
yeah so he's basically
you guys know about this yeah we were in the car in the car yeah yeah well for
anyone that's listening
now give it to explain it too so it's a basically a guy that's he was talking
about something that
happened to him in the 80s he didn't really come out and somebody suggested you
should go to this gay
bar so he went to this gay bar in wisconsin and you know this guy should come
in and when you're
listening to the thing you don't know you don't think it's about dahmer and he's
like i started
dressing like him and he's like why won't he hit on me and he was always
leaving with other guys right
and then years later a couple years later he was like teaching in new york and
he saw the news
insane how insane is that he was coming into a sexual revolution as a college
man who was becoming
yeah coming out of the closet yeah it's a great moth story and i was wondering
you know when how many
brushes of death i i evaded yeah i evaded i know that's like how many circles
have i walked by
not even knowing maybe not well also just like moments in life you could have
died
yeah like seconds away from it i don't even i took a left instead of a right
you don't really hear about
serial killers no more hi yeah there's one that's active now there's one right
yeah what's his name
the guy that's out there he's doing his thing so there's a look at this there's
a uh what's it
called a gilgo beach serial killer suspect rex howerman yeah uh texas serial
killer pleads guilty
so many there's so many there's too many that's why i thought there was none
you think it was a fan
i liked my reality 10 seconds ago no it's they're out there i thought they
solved it well i think the
problem is you're you're there's a there's a mistake of thinking that a serial
killer has to be this like
famous notorious and killed hundreds or whatever but a lot of these guys they
just kill dozens
they're not as talented no yeah they're not as good they're getting caught i
mean let's be honest
are they not as good or are they getting caught faster they're not f1 drivers
you know they're the
nascar of killing the nascar it's dark it's dark but there are ones that are
you know you can see
they got potential not they got potential they just have their own thing going
i mean you got to be
really good right now john yeah john wayne casey the clown stuff so good hiding
the bodies inside his
mom's house so good in the walls of her in the walls of her home underneath
very good you can't do
that anymore though well there's forensics yeah i know it's too hard cameras
yeah we talk about it
like we were gonna try yeah like do you think if the zodiac because they've
never caught them
yeah the zodiac you think if it happened now that we'd be able to catch them
yeah i think so with the
fucking but also i think sometimes like simple shit can get away like the woman
at the one of the
dealers at the casino uh a guy that was sitting at my table made a joke he goes
what if i just grabbed
that whole tray and just ran out of here and he goes yeah i'd get tackled or
shot right away right and she goes
yeah but we had a guy not too long ago grabbed a whole tray ran outside into a
car that was waiting
in like one of the turnarounds and actually got away but at the place where he
was sitting you know
because he was sitting faking playing cards for a while he left his id
she was like yeah even the cop was like he's like the joker leaving his calling
card yeah well that's
happened before but killers leaving their license or wallet at the current
crime scene what are you
don't bring it yeah don't bring it and why do you have your actual id yeah yeah
you're not going to
get carded you're 40. yeah you're fine you imagine a killer goes into a place
but he gets carded and
he's like i forgot it's like why he's like i'm going in there to kill somebody
i don't want to leave
any evidence the honest killer yeah and the bounce yeah all right get in there
man you're not gonna
get on anybody i don't like i don't like the fact that i've been in groups of
people where
everybody gets carded and then they look at me and they go go ahead man and you're
why just card
me anyway no i'm in line no but they're saying they probably recognize you
because you're famous
no because i have an old face i got an old weathered face i still get carded
sometimes that's because
they want to make sure it's you they're like is this that guy because all all
asians look alike
they're like this just could be another asian all right tell me i'm wrong they
literally go is that
that's interesting maybe you're right i think you just you know you're one of
those guys
i went to a cocaine party on saturday night wait wait come on i don't know how
interesting it is
though no cocaine parties are always interesting it might end nowhere but yeah
i went to a
billionaire's house and uh and partied did you wait wait saturday night i
smoked in austin i didn't
do in austin in austin yeah yeah so joe rogan's house and did cocaine no no no
so you went you did
a show i'm hanging out with tony hinchcliffe he's got a billionaire friend he
takes me and a bunch of
comics we go to this beautiful house elon musk how many people are there 50.
hot chicks
yeah all dudes all the chicks are hot they're like all from different countries
wow i'm like
they're looking at me like what what is it you know but then they get to talk
why is the servant in
street clothes yeah but then by a conversation they're like i love her generous
i was dancing for
him right yeah you're dancing oh yeah they all thought i was ellen it was just
a joke okay but i leaned in
yeah yeah be honest did you go skiing no no no but it was everywhere you didn't
hit the slopes
uh no no no yes you can be i i used to do it i'm i'm all no coke no coke near
you no okay honestly
if you ever did it and you died from fentanyl overdose or whatever i would be
so mad yeah
i know don't do it what about just test it ketamine oh yeah you can test it you
test it or
and get narcan you're fine go do coke i can't it's too addictive i used to do
so much of it yeah
why even when i saw it at the party i was like i could had to hold my we're all
the hot model
chicks doing coke i i didn't actually like see people doing the coke it was
just like on the
table it was just obvious conversations were there could i if i was there and i
was using
do i have to ask or can i just do it if you were like i could do you go who's
is this no it was like
it looked like excuse me yeah whose coke is this yeah that's what i'm saying is
this your coke yeah
is that cool okay that's what i would do no you wouldn't do they'd go there's
coke at the what if
somebody you're doing like hey dude that's my coke if you well then you go like
that and you just put
it right back out sorry my bad yeah yeah if you showed up to a party and they
knew you were using it
yeah everybody would be giving you yeah you would leave with extra coke could i
like to go back could
i shoot heroin right there or no yeah at a coke party can you shoot heroin no
it's a little faux pas
it is yeah that's what i thought probably gonna go what about other drugs like
ice what's i everybody
wants to smoke ice meth there was a that cocaine was out like a bowl of chips
like anyone could go
wow and there was a dj who played like guitar and the dj and sing and he was on
cocaine yeah any
guy that's doing that much i'm going i think i'm going in a couple of weeks i'm
going to austin i
want to ask you are yeah i'm going to go at the end of the year tony i want to
ask tony if he's
going to take me to a cocaine party no no just to hang out i'm not going to do
it don't go to that
house what i just want to see what it's like too much there too much available
carlos is nodding his
head he knows yeah don't hang out with tony in austin well he's fun to hang out
with no i'm
saying don't go to the coke house is what i'm saying i'm saying don't go to the
coke was william
montgomery there no no love him is sober he has skin cancer he's got he went
and got it um removed
though oh god thank god jesus christ melanoma yeah but he's doing love that guy
yeah melanoma's been
hunting me down for years really i mean what do you mean what the fuck like i
mean do you have cancer
i have i have a blub in my armpit let me see your blump right here is it a bump
lump
it's a big lump in my armpit it's a blump yeah yeah underneath inside your skin
you got to go get
it checked out why bobby take a guess why what if you have lymphatic cancer or
something like that
that's where your lymph nodes are underneath your armpits it's dying down oh it's
gone down a little
bit oh you're fine don't worry about it you go get it checked out yeah i went
to the doctor i had to
go get you know how hard it was for him to call he called me and was like oh
man you're fucking your
levels are elevated i was like what yeah it's such a bummer to like hear it
yeah he's like i gotta put
it on cholesterol medication i'm sorry yes and he said your sugars were high i
was like i don't even
eat sugar yeah i don't even eat sugar carbs huh carbs i don't eat that many
carbs skinnier than you
fat ass but can i be honest i i think i need you guys to really push me into
getting healthier really
i'm at the level hike with me no he's not gonna do that no i'm at a level well
let's find something
i can feel my body i don't feel right hot yoga you said you want to do that
that'll make you feel so
good yeah i honestly need help i i i don't feel let's start a program we'll
start a program i really
don't feel good like neck hurts i i'm groggy i'm weak let's start a program
what should it be the bobby
healthily the hot dog workout program i just did dylan francis music video and
had a dance in it
and it was like exhausting not just i almost died well how about this if you
are bad friends out there
and you have any health tips for bobby please let us know about your health i
need help we really need
to know how we can get him back to square one oh i have one idea give andrew
full control of your
door dash account and any food delivery account it's actually very interesting
and anytime you're hungry
you hit me up and i'll order for you that's actually brilliant what that's
actually brilliant
i have to get my pink berry well you work out the deal with him you might be
the only guy in la that
still eats pink berry you know gene too we're addicted to it it's you too we
love it it's dog
shit ah i think i think the market share showed how bad it was no i think they
opened a thousand they
have like four left it's a nostalgia yeah it's dog shit yeah is it ice cream no
no no it's a shame

Does Bobby Lee Look Like a Dahmer Victim?

so i i went to the abba with some straight guys and they met with some other
gay friends and we're
at we're at a table straight guy and one of the guys kind of put his hand on my
knee from across
the table and i go oh no no and he goes oh i'm sorry i read it wrong i should
remember that oh
yeah what do you mean that i think i exude you know before people knew who i
was whatever i think
i exude it oh yeah what do you mean oh yeah one big time you do big time yeah
yeah if i take you
to a gay bar what does that mean if i took you to a gay bar they'd look at me
and be like what is he
doing here and then go just leave that one get out of here leave him and get
out of here they think i
was dropping you off really yeah i think i would have been like one of domers
guys no yeah because
he loved asians he would have taken you back and be like this one's too crazy
too crazy yeah
no but he like really like fit tiny little in shape asians like little little
twinkie boys he
like twinks you say i wouldn't fit in the drum he liked yeah you wouldn't fit
in the drum imagine him
like he's like a suitcase he's like sitting on it yeah he's got like 15 drums
of bobby lee 15 drums of bobby
this egg roll just won't go down
yeah yeah i think that i would because you know if you watch the show i think
once i saw his hallway
and his house i would have been like ah yeah but they were enamored with this
guy they thought he was
cute like a hot cool guy yeah right he was cute charmer yeah wore workman's
boots you know that thing we
would listen down on spotify yeah now the um no no the moth but the moth yeah
that was a great story
on the moth about this about a guy who was who had an interaction with dahmer
yeah so he's basically
you guys know about this yeah we were in the car in the car yeah yeah well for
anyone that's listening
now give it to explain it too so it's a basically a guy that's he was talking
about something that
happened to him in the 80s he didn't really come out and somebody suggested you
should go to this gay
bar so he went to this gay bar in wisconsin and you know this guy should come
in and when you're
listening to the thing you don't know you don't think it's about dahmer and he's
like i started
dressing like him and he's like why won't he hit on me and he was always
leaving with other guys right
and then years later a couple years later he was like teaching in new york and
he saw the news
insane how insane is that he was coming into a sexual revolution as a college
man who was becoming
yeah coming out of the closet yeah it's a great moth story and i was wondering
you know when how many
brushes of death i i evaded yeah i evaded i know that's like how many circles
have i walked by
not even knowing maybe not well also just like moments in life you could have
died
yeah like seconds away from it i don't even i took a left instead of a right
you don't really hear about
serial killers no more hi yeah there's one that's active now there's one right
yeah what's his name
the guy that's out there he's doing his thing so there's a look at this there's
a uh what's it
called a gilgo beach serial killer suspect rex howerman yeah uh texas serial
killer pleads guilty
so many there's so many there's too many that's why i thought there was none
you think it was a fan
i liked my reality 10 seconds ago no it's they're out there i thought they
solved it well i think the
problem is you're you're there's a there's a mistake of thinking that a serial
killer has to be this like
famous notorious and killed hundreds or whatever but a lot of these guys they
just kill dozens
they're not as talented no yeah they're not as good they're getting caught i
mean let's be honest
are they not as good or are they getting caught faster they're not f1 drivers
you know they're the
nascar of killing the nascar it's dark it's dark but there are ones that are
you know you can see
they got potential not they got potential they just have their own thing going
i mean you got to be
really good right now john yeah john wayne casey the clown stuff so good hiding
the bodies inside his
mom's house so good in the walls of her in the walls of her home underneath
very good you can't do
that anymore though well there's forensics yeah i know it's too hard cameras
yeah we talk about it
like we were gonna try yeah like do you think if the zodiac because they've
never caught them
yeah the zodiac you think if it happened now that we'd be able to catch them
yeah i think so with the
fucking but also i think sometimes like simple shit can get away like the woman
at the one of the
dealers at the casino uh a guy that was sitting at my table made a joke he goes
what if i just grabbed
that whole tray and just ran out of here and he goes yeah i'd get tackled or
shot right away right and she goes
yeah but we had a guy not too long ago grabbed a whole tray ran outside into a
car that was waiting
in like one of the turnarounds and actually got away but at the place where he
was sitting you know
because he was sitting faking playing cards for a while he left his id
she was like yeah even the cop was like he's like the joker leaving his calling
card yeah well that's
happened before but killers leaving their license or wallet at the current
crime scene what are you
don't bring it yeah don't bring it and why do you have your actual id yeah yeah
you're not going to
get carded you're 40. yeah you're fine you imagine a killer goes into a place
but he gets carded and
he's like i forgot it's like why he's like i'm going in there to kill somebody
i don't want to leave
any evidence the honest killer yeah and the bounce yeah all right get in there
man you're not gonna
get on anybody i don't like i don't like the fact that i've been in groups of
people where
everybody gets carded and then they look at me and they go go ahead man and you're
why just card
me anyway no i'm in line no but they're saying they probably recognize you
because you're famous
no because i have an old face i got an old weathered face i still get carded
sometimes that's because
they want to make sure it's you they're like is this that guy because all all
asians look alike
they're like this just could be another asian all right tell me i'm wrong they
literally go is that
that's interesting maybe you're right i think you just you know you're one of
those guys
i went to a cocaine party on saturday night wait wait come on i don't know how
interesting it is
though no cocaine parties are always interesting it might end nowhere but yeah
i went to a
billionaire's house and uh and partied did you wait wait saturday night i
smoked in austin i didn't
do in austin in austin yeah yeah so joe rogan's house and did cocaine no no no
so you went you did
a show i'm hanging out with tony hinchcliffe he's got a billionaire friend he
takes me and a bunch of
comics we go to this beautiful house elon musk how many people are there 50.
hot chicks
yeah all dudes all the chicks are hot they're like all from different countries
wow i'm like
they're looking at me like what what is it you know but then they get to talk
why is the servant in
street clothes yeah but then by a conversation they're like i love her generous
i was dancing for
him right yeah you're dancing oh yeah they all thought i was ellen it was just
a joke okay but i leaned in
yeah yeah be honest did you go skiing no no no but it was everywhere you didn't
hit the slopes
uh no no no yes you can be i i used to do it i'm i'm all no coke no coke near
you no okay honestly
if you ever did it and you died from fentanyl overdose or whatever i would be
so mad yeah
i know don't do it what about just test it ketamine oh yeah you can test it you
test it or
and get narcan you're fine go do coke i can't it's too addictive i used to do
so much of it yeah
why even when i saw it at the party i was like i could had to hold my we're all
the hot model
chicks doing coke i i didn't actually like see people doing the coke it was
just like on the
table it was just obvious conversations were there could i if i was there and i
was using
do i have to ask or can i just do it if you were like i could do you go who's
is this no it was like
it looked like excuse me yeah whose coke is this yeah that's what i'm saying is
this your coke yeah
is that cool okay that's what i would do no you wouldn't do they'd go there's
coke at the what if
somebody you're doing like hey dude that's my coke if you well then you go like
that and you just put
it right back out sorry my bad yeah yeah if you showed up to a party and they
knew you were using it
yeah everybody would be giving you yeah you would leave with extra coke could i
like to go back could
i shoot heroin right there or no yeah at a coke party can you shoot heroin no
it's a little faux pas
it is yeah that's what i thought probably gonna go what about other drugs like
ice what's i everybody
wants to smoke ice meth there was a that cocaine was out like a bowl of chips
like anyone could go
wow and there was a dj who played like guitar and the dj and sing and he was on
cocaine yeah any
guy that's doing that much i'm going i think i'm going in a couple of weeks i'm
going to austin i
want to ask you are yeah i'm going to go at the end of the year tony i want to
ask tony if he's
going to take me to a cocaine party no no just to hang out i'm not going to do
it don't go to that
house what i just want to see what it's like too much there too much available
carlos is nodding his
head he knows yeah don't hang out with tony in austin well he's fun to hang out
with no i'm
saying don't go to the coke house is what i'm saying i'm saying don't go to the
coke was william
montgomery there no no love him is sober he has skin cancer he's got he went
and got it um removed
though oh god thank god jesus christ melanoma yeah but he's doing love that guy
yeah melanoma's been
hunting me down for years really i mean what do you mean what the fuck like i
mean do you have cancer
i have i have a blub in my armpit let me see your blump right here is it a bump
lump
it's a big lump in my armpit it's a blump yeah yeah underneath inside your skin
you got to go get
it checked out why bobby take a guess why what if you have lymphatic cancer or
something like that
that's where your lymph nodes are underneath your armpits it's dying down oh it's
gone down a little
bit oh you're fine don't worry about it you go get it checked out yeah i went
to the doctor i had to
go get you know how hard it was for him to call he called me and was like oh
man you're fucking your
levels are elevated i was like what yeah it's such a bummer to like hear it
yeah he's like i gotta put
it on cholesterol medication i'm sorry yes and he said your sugars were high i
was like i don't even
eat sugar yeah i don't even eat sugar carbs huh carbs i don't eat that many
carbs skinnier than you
fat ass but can i be honest i i think i need you guys to really push me into
getting healthier really
i'm at the level hike with me no he's not gonna do that no i'm at a level well
let's find something
i can feel my body i don't feel right hot yoga you said you want to do that
that'll make you feel so
good yeah i honestly need help i i i don't feel let's start a program we'll
start a program i really
don't feel good like neck hurts i i'm groggy i'm weak let's start a program
what should it be the bobby
healthily the hot dog workout program i just did dylan francis music video and
had a dance in it
and it was like exhausting not just i almost died well how about this if you
are bad friends out there
and you have any health tips for bobby please let us know about your health i
need help we really need
to know how we can get him back to square one oh i have one idea give andrew
full control of your
door dash account and any food delivery account it's actually very interesting
and anytime you're hungry
you hit me up and i'll order for you that's actually brilliant what that's
actually brilliant
i have to get my pink berry well you