Name: Bobby & Andrew's Favorite Netflix Show!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew's Favorite Netflix Show!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-18. Transcript available.

well i had a fun little weekend in vegas and i'm sad i'm sad that i came back
early because i didn't
go to go to f1 but boy oh boy did i have fun out there f1 tell me about it i
mean it's just i didn't
get to see f1 but i got to hang out with some of the other people that were in
it it was wild to
like give me a name uh you don't know f1 do you no but there are celebrities
there you're hanging
out with no i mean f1 guys are celebrities in the f1 world but if you don't
know yeah do you know
lando norris is carlos sands bush yeah but that's nascar uh-huh kyle bush yeah
wrong wrong wrong
game is it a machine though you're driving around in a machine f1 it's a
different level it's this
dude all right all right i learned all right i love it did you know that i don't
know anything yeah i
don't know yeah yeah no those guys i mean it's just impressive to watch them
operate but the nascar
drivers you guys are also very talented i mean it's cock fighting like that is
there like different
levels oh yeah top cock oh top cock is different than just regular top cock on
netflix it's one of
the best shows out oh really top cock who has the best what's the best who has
the best cock fighting
skills you have no idea who top cock is right now orlando falandro won top cock
this season
is that a real guy out is yeah are you joking orlando for lendo one time orlando
fernando orlando
he won top cock this year really and where's he from spain he's a cuban guy
that lives in miami and
his his chicken his cock yeah he and he comes out with his cock and he goes to
intimidate the other
top really yeah wow he says florando is here yeah and everyone hates it and
what are there are those
cocks what are their names like his cock what's his cock's name well he he his
cock must retire i
mean how many fights can they do buddy you don't know anything about cock
fighting they retire when they
die they kill they fight to the death oh so he's been a lot so his main cock
what's his name orlando's
cock the name of it's called orlando's cock that's the joke oh really because
if i saw orlando's guy
i go hey orlando's cock you'd go hey nice not jimmy no orlando's hi jimmy and
he walks out he goes okay
who wants to see orlando's cock that's what he does when it comes out yeah wow
i had no idea and
that's kind of his top cock on netflix top cock on netflix download it right
now it's is it all about
him or there are other cock fighters well he's featured because he won this
season but give me
name me another guy that's maybe his nemesis oh who orlando's nemesis yeah oh
miami jibin
they're all from they're all cubans that live in florida so my miami jimin miami
jibin jibin yeah
miami lives in miami too miami jibin miami jibin yeah he's one of the other
ones right and then
does he have a cock oh he's got a real nice cock all right what's it called marcus
that's what he calls it marcus marcus i think has marcus and um orlando's cock
fight before they
fought in season one or two but i thought they fight to the death yeah they
fought in season one
or two you know who i'm rooting so he no longer one of them no longer exists
marcus marcus died marcus is
gone there's an undercard though susan smith oh susan smith is pretty good she
lives in florida
but her cock is crazy crazy susan smith's cock is really nice is it nice yeah
yeah yeah this cock can
knit it knits right before a fight she may be one of the nicest cocks i've ever
seen from connecticut
but she moved for the competition whoa and they have the little the knives razors
razors razors
dude yeah they can't they don't have hands honestly if you're gonna talk about
stuff at least see the
fucking show i know but do they have the little razors yeah susan's cock is
shredded is there a company
that is that makes that or is it like dueling companies like you know because
in f1 we have
the dueling car companies and this and that and brands uh-huh so it does like
the razors have their
own oh companies that make the razors yeah yeah yeah i mean cock cutters out of
a cock cutters is
one that's out of dallas texas probably some of the best yeah anything from the
different lands or
like different country well well you think the philippines probably i don't
know if i should
mention this now given what's going on in the world right now yeah but israel
israel probably made some
some of the best cock cutting tools of all time wow i mean israel probably made
some of the best
but they're not using them right now because of what's going on over there i
see so but you could
still probably get stuff from black market like if i had if i had a cock i was
raising and i want the
best israeli cock cutter cock cutter yeah i could probably get in the black
market honestly the black
market has the best cocks yeah some would argue that the black market has the
best cocks but the black
market has the best cut cutter cock cutters and cocks but no one's afraid but
people are so afraid to use
them well they're probably heavy yeah i tell you when they hit you they hurt i
bet yeah just lugging
that around it's just it's just bigger than normal yeah it's bigger than usual
i want lightweight like
nasa shit right well if i had a cock i would have lightweight like a small
little asian you want
a tiny little asian cock yeah from maybe from china well little china
lightweight one well you do you
get you can get there's different leagues yeah you get to the yellow league
there's a yellow card
league there is yeah i tell you what once you get one of those black cocks you
never turn it back
once you get a black cock you never turn it oh once you let that in the arena
right you'll never go
back never and you'll never get a little asian one well why would you it's just
once you've graduated
you know okay you don't go from a four-door car down to a fucking smart car you
know like you
already have us well i can't know i didn't know that you gotta stay up there
cock what's it called
top cock on netflix i think season three or four carlos what is it we watch it
together we're on four
four season season four binging it together wow what's the origin of a cockfighting
i don't know
anything about where did it start yeah uh this is kind of it's kind of like a
history piece if you're
a history buff out there people that were coming to south florida from cuba uh
or the dr mostly from
cuba oh dominical republic yeah um when they're floating over here when they're
rafting here what
ends up happening is you have to bring you know food and provisions and also
pets and friends
and they all bring a cock with them at least one cock right and when you bump
into another raft right
you have to go head to head otherwise you could sacrifice your rations on the
way in yeah they can
basically i heard that one story in 30 years ago where a cock he still had his
little and inflated
deflated one of the other and they all drowned i remember that that's partially
where yeah i was like
take him off and put it in the thing right but he went and then they sank and
he was like your cock
popped my reft and that was all right i remember that story yeah i know a
little bit about it your
cock sunk my battleship it was basically what happened right right a little bit
yeah yeah that's
interesting it was it's you got to watch top cock on netflix right now yeah
that's great right i was
going to say andrew i've been to a real fight before in bali there's blood
everywhere i had to get out
from the cocks there's cock blood all over the place it was crazy did they have
a guy that comes
up and cleans the blood because that sounds like a job from a cone no as soon
as there's blood i was
like i gotta roll you know it's so funny because we took a comedy bit and made
it sad and riffed on it
and then you brought reality into the game which sort of up the momentum no it
was really bad
i mean it's like what are you doing it was funny i went to one it was bloody
yeah i mean a lot of
birds died it was gnarly yeah yeah we get it like intense yeah yeah get the out
of there
it is disgust it is well but disgusting i'll tell you what's more disgusting
what dog fighting
oh i can't don't even don't even don't even okay you want to hear that
something then no i don't
want to know i don't i hate it no we're about anything no no listen yeah we're
about to get another
dog oh great and one of the dogs we're rescuing was part of uh one of these
train kill shelters
oh i thought you were training a pit bull it has pit in it yeah yeah it's mixed
but is he nice
well i haven't met him yet we're about to go we want to go get him okay but
make sure though make
sure no dude you can you can you can they they train them from there you can
reverse it yeah but
also this is their puppies their puppies oh they're puppies oh good good yeah i'd
love to meet it we're
trying to say we're trying to save them because they uh it's crazy to think
people see a puppy
and they're like i'm gonna make it a killing machine yeah it's a puppy yeah
what the is wrong
with people on earth i think if you with dogs and up and hurt dogs i think that
should be a higher
penalty than when you murder a human yeah well am i wrong my babies they have
they're defenseless
is the thing yeah a human can fight back if you killed a human but you had a
reason for someone
killing someone right like a gang that hates another gang there's reasoning and
a human has defense
animal a puppy has a dog has no defense what about cocks cocks are very
defensive okay and they their mood
swings are insane sometimes they're kind of buckled in sometimes they're really
showing off
you know what else videos i don't like when people are when their dog or cat is
passing
we had the music they have some sort of like i've never seen those videos right
your algorithm is
different than mine right and it's like you know too white right why is it
white because we care no
because they want to show off the grief let's be real that's yeah but yeah
because when they're like
okay and go you're not crying yeah record right and they do it right and they
cut it off they're
like okay well let's go you know what i mean bye bye bye yeah yeah yeah you can
keep it but i don't like
it it makes me so sad like i'm so sensitive to it i don't like it yeah i don't
like it either anything
with animals i don't like here's another thing i hate it makes me so angry dude
i saw a video once where this guy had his dog they're running by a swamp and an
alligator just
comes out of nowhere and eats i saw that yeah and it's like bro lee's it at
least the puppy you
know there's alligators in that shit what are you doing dude lee shit yeah
there's a piece of me
that god maybe that they should maybe that guy did that i don't care about
everybody lives in florida
knows there's alligators all in those fuck oh you think he purposely did this i
think he was
fucking a poodle it was a poodle i think well maybe he was getting on his
fucking nerves
do you think when the alligator burped like we're just
what if like the dogs were around and it was a chinese gun that came out
that'd be a switch crocodile crocodile