Name: Bobby Lee Roasts Taylor Williamson's Hairline!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Roasts Taylor Williamson's Hairline!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-19. Transcript available.

So you and Heidi had the, I know this is a shtick, but also you're kissing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she came, listen, she came out to me at the, after the finale, the whole,
like, I'm
very lucky that I got to have, like, on these competition reality shows, you
don't get to
have a storyline, it's just performance and feedback.
I got to have a storyline throughout the season because of-
What was the storyline?
It was just a, I'll tell you some stuff.
So-
He beat homosexuality.
Yeah.
When I was young, they all thought I was gay.
Yeah.
Can I tell you my-
Heidi, get over here, give me a kiss.
This was the definitive proof.
This is when I actually shifted gears.
Interesting.
I go, guy's not gay.
So on my season, there was two opera singers who the story was, we're gay and
our parents
don't love us, but we're still going to sing for our family.
Yeah.
Everyone has their storylines.
I was like, I got bullied, let's talk about it.
And they were just like, you're a cute comedian and you want to pay your bills.
And I was like, what?
Yeah, you're cute.
That's fine.
You don't need something deep.
You're cute and you're fine.
You grew up healthy, right?
You didn't have crazy shit happen.
So you didn't have that storyline?
Like I was bullied and stuff.
Well, I tried to say I got bullied.
I was like, let me give you excited.
But everybody got bullied.
So it never really worked.
He got bullied.
I got bullied.
These two guys definitely got bullied.
I don't think anybody in our business didn't get bullied.
In fact, the more I hear stories, Jennifer fucking Lawrence is probably like,
oh, they made
fun of me when I was young.
Yeah.
I think even like hot people in our business were bullied.
Everybody was kind of bullied because you would have to be a kind of person to
think that
you're going to make people feel entertained for living.
I mean, I believe that.
A little loony.
A little loony.
I believe bullying is for me.
And I don't endorse bullying.
I do.
I know you do.
But I believe that without the bullying, I wouldn't be where I'm at today.
It pushed me.
It's like every time I'm in a situation where someone says no or I get fucked
over or this
and that, my whole thinking is, I'll show you.
I use it as energy.
I'll show you.
He did.
He does that.
It's like revenge almost.
Like Marvel wrote movies just about Bobby.
Well, I'm Korean.
I think Koreans, we love revenge movies.
Everybody likes revenge.
I know.
But so did the Spanish.
Koreans, their movies, the theme, revenge is always a thing.
Well, because of the history.
Yeah.
Like fucking old boy is revenge.
You know what I mean?
It's a great movie.
Yeah.
So my point is.
Gives you a thick skin.
Who won your season?
This guy, Kenichi.
Japanese.
We love Kenichi.
Did we have him on the show?
Can we get him on the show?
You know who I love Kenichi and I like Wah.
Kenichi and Wah, dude.
Very good.
Kenichi Wah is great, dude.
Together.
Oh, Kenichi the magician.
No, that guy won?
Yeah.
That guy's the best.
He's amazing.
Have you seen the head thing?
Yeah, I saw it.
He's great.
Clip, yeah, he's great.
Yeah, but once you see it, once you've seen it, you know?
Yeah, but can you take your head off?
You're writing new jokes.
Yeah.
It's like once you've seen the head go down.
He's taking his head off his fucking torso.
It's not coming off.
I checked it out.
That's real, dude.
It's a rig, dude.
No, it's not, dude.
It's a rig.
He's taking his fucking head off his torso.
That's fucking big.
So this guy won.
Look at that.
This guy won.
Now he's an act in Vegas, I imagine?
He's in Japan.
He lives in Japan.
In Japan, Vegas?
Yeah.
He's too many, a lot of money doing private.
That's the thing with the dancers.
You can only do seven minutes before you go.
You know what I mean?
You can't do an hour show.
In Japan, every other person could do that.
It's not even a big deal when he's in Japan.
Dude, I had a guy.
He goes, and the other guy goes, I can do it too, you know?
So?
Yeah.
But I do think the whole goal used to be, right, getting a Vegas show, right?
Wasn't that the whole thing?
To get a residency in Vegas?
Shin Lim did it.
Yeah.
He's still there.
He's our boy.
Yeah.
Shin Lim did it.
He came on this show.
Oh, yeah?
Gave us some magic.
And I got to tell you, enjoying you much more.
Wow.
Much, much more.
Also, we have a rapport, so it's different.
Wow, thanks.
My favorite compliments are like, I like you better than whoever.
I don't want to be mean.
What you doing?
My hair?
No, just, you know.
Are you going to ask him about my hair?
Are you doing his, are you going his face?
You're not like his face?
Oh, his hair?
Like, fucking make a decision, you know?
Like, can we do my hair?
We either do, not, oh, yes.
Yes or no, but don't do this.
What are you trying to say, man?
You're trying to say I have thinning hair and-
No, I'm just saying, what are you doing?
What's up?
What's up?
Happy Thanksgiving.
That's what I'm saying, asking you.
I'm on a happy Thanksgiving.
That's how I do it in Korea.
What are you trying to say?
Why don't you hash it out?
I love you and, you know what I mean, thanks for, thanks for being here.
Listen, I got bullied as a kid, so I have thick skin and I can handle it.
He can take it.
Yeah.
Please ask me a direct question, I got you.
Go direct if you're going to ask.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
What I'm saying is, is that, um, just let me try.
I just, what?
Nothing.
I just, I feel you trying to load up.
Yeah, I'm trying to load up.
You know, it's like when I see a Q-tip, right?
You know, it's either I want, because sometimes I take the, what's it, the
cotton off.
Cotton off, yeah.
It hits the, you know, it hits parts of my ear differently, right?
I don't think Q-tip is the right analogy.
This is insane.
Everything that you just, you're not even supposed to put Q-tips in your ear,
by the way.
I know, isn't that funny?
And you're saying you take off the safety part?
He tickles it inside of his ear.
I tickle it.
Yeah, I do.
You put the wire.
The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the hardened paper part, the stick, he put
that in the ear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had him on the bus.
He just loved it.
Let's pass.
Yeah.
Pass on that.
Yeah.
What I'm saying is, is just, what you're doing right now is, it's balding,
right?
But you have a few hairs, and you're just trying to like.
Does it bother you?
It wasn't until I saw it now, and there's like a little, you know, the, you
know, in the Bible that sees.
The parting of the Red Sea.
That's the one I'm.
So you're Moses.
Yeah, that's happening, and it's kind of distracting me a little bit.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
I'm just wondering why.
You're going to put your.
Please don't be mean.
What?
Please don't be mean.
You can let him defend himself.
I'm not defending him.
I'm sorry that it's.
No, I'm asking you.
I want you to be comfy.
I'm so comfortable.
No, you said it's making you uncomfortable.
For a second, I was just kind of wanting to ask you a question.
That's not really, you know, I can, I can live with it.
Do you want me to turn around?
No, no, no, no.
I don't want you to turn around.
Dude, you know I love you, dude.
I'm just, because I've been wanting to ask you.
Yeah.
And I go, and I go, you know, because what Carlos is doing, he's like full.
Have you seen Carlos without his hat?
How long have you known Carlos?
Do you go back on him?
Probably like 15 years or something.
So Carlos, this is, this is, we've talked about this.
So, you know, this is, you know.
This is how he gets laid.
He's the man.
Yeah.
You don't like that?
He's beautiful.
No, the hair.
But his hair isn't like that.
I would have fucked him before I was 26.
Yeah.
Phil, Heidi Klum got a hold of you.
Yeah.
Anyway, let's move on.
I'm happy to talk.
No, I don't need to.
Was that inappropriate?
No, it's, I need, I can tell you.
Can you ask?
Why don't, you didn't want to ask?
No, not really.
I mean, it didn't hit me.
I don't really look at it.
Does it hit you now though?
Look at it now.
Well, now that you've made it uncomfortable that you've mentioned it.
Yeah.
No, I'm still not thinking about it.
It's not on my mind even a little bit.
Okay.
I think it looks good.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah.
That's good.
Okay.
But I, I mean.
But as someone who has so much hair like you, I get that you look at other
people's hair
and you judge everyone because you have such long, luscious hair.
That's not what I'm doing.
What the fuck?
Am I wrong?
That's not what I'm doing.
Am I wrong?
You're right.
You have long, luscious hair.
You see other people's hair.
You immediately mock them.
You're a bully.
You know, I was going to say, this is a bully.
Because when I, one time I was looking at this guy, it's funny because you are
being a bully
actually.
And here's why.
Because I was talking to this guy once and I was looking down at his hairline
and it was like,
he has the thicker hair and while I was actively thinking, oh my God, you have
so much hair.
He looks at me, up at me, he goes, you're so tall.
Oh, right.
It's funny how normal, healthy people, we see, kind people, I'm sorry.
We, we see what we wish we hadn't, we, we had that someone else has.
But you go, I have all of it and you have not.
That is what he does.
Is that what I'm doing?
Yeah.
You know what?
Can I say something?
Take your, take your beanie off now just to show him how much nice hair you
have.
I know.
Thank you.
That's like 40 grand a hair right there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
At least.
Yeah.
Thank you for, you, you shone a light at my frailties and my character defects.
Yeah.
And I want to, I want to apologize deeply.
No, I love you.
No, no.
I'm just saying this.
Okay.
And you know what?
God forsaken.
And God bless you.
Okay.
This looks like a scene, this looks like a scene from old boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you know, you've given me deliverance.
You have.
And I've, I've, I've seen the errors of my ways and I will correct myself.
That's very nice.
I apologize.
Listen, we're all evolving and while doing the best we can, we were given.
And I appreciate this exchange.