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does the dog sleep in bed with you yeah really i was not going to be that
person is that a point
of contention with the person that you're dating no it's honestly it's wild
like who i am like if
you told me at 37 i'm gonna be the guy with a tiny dog i take places unironically
i'd be like
what the fuck happened no there's nothing wrong with that yeah we love this is
animal friendly
room here we love animals my girlfriend's so comfy she has a dog in the bed it's
in atlanta
yeah i just get scared of rolling over on my dog that's what i get fucked up
about because i'm i'm
a big bigger guy well i'm just all right not fat i'm just making fun of his
hair and i'm fat now
no no you want to knock out everybody in the room what knock out everybody in
the room yeah man i'm
having trouble right now i got high cholesterol yeah yeah yeah i get it man i'm
on fucking what
am i on oh you're gay weight you're gay weight i did what am i on right now on
my cholesterol
medication what's it called osempe no i'm on levitra oh is that what it's
called no lipitor
levitra is the boner pills i'm on lipitor i'm on lipitor this is my new thing
honestly it's pissing
me off why am i taking this my cholesterol i did get a little fat i got a
little does it affect you
any when you take lipitor oh yeah i mean not really what are the side effects i
mean maybe let's see if
any of those because i just started fucking taking it hunger hunger hunger you're
saying hunger no
nice try bitch diarrhea normal joint pain normal headache get real stuffy or
runny nose appetite
increased nausea constipation so this is normal shit this is basically they
gave someone a placebo
they said all these things that usually happen to regular people they have to
write it down in the book
as possible side effects so no i haven't had any of this stuff the only thing i
have had i'm not gonna
lie when it first when i first started taking it is um the moment i would eat
and i mean the moment
food would be like if you know in the cartoon when it like splashes in your
belly you know i mean like
you feel like going on your throat splashing your belly my body immediately was
like get it out
get it out i'd have to go right to the bathroom but it wasn't nasty it just had
to come out
you know what it was it was like the train got in the station the other train
needed to leave
can i tell you something no joke my dog has that is your dog on lipitor
like after she eats she has this look of like uh-oh gotta go yeah yeah i gotta
go yeah yeah i don't
know what it is but it's not it is honestly it's not it's not gross it's just
one train's got to go
for the other one to get back in the station you know what it is it's a jewish
thing i know i'm jewish
i know you became jewish she's yeah dude my wife is jewish i get it dude you're
jewish i know
she is jewish bob's the only one that's not jewish in this room yeah jewish no
by the way
let's congratulate right now speaking of dogs south korea unveils its plan to
ban dog meat by 2027
why it's the law well you gotta give five years let it catch up yeah they got
freezers full of it
yeah well imagine like dogs in cages like five years how are we gonna make it
no they're not gonna make
it they got fucked no five years what do you mean it's 2027 yeah they have to
phase it out buddy it's
2024 and an inch tomorrow's 2024 right so three years three years it's not that
bad oh he doesn't
yeah that's what what's so funny oh god math math math an asian who's bad at
math i didn't say it's
just nuts it's nuts it's like it's like it's like when a black guy can't play
basketball you're like
what's going oh yeah yeah i don't even shoot i don't know much korea unveils
that plan to ban the
but see those dogs right there waiting to get eaten they might well one of them
they're fucked
they're fucked that's a dog meat farm yeah this is a dog meat farm yeah wow i
know zoom in on who
wrote the article minju kim oh my god well minju i hope you saved some of those
dogs when you got
that nice photo of them by the way that zoom in on minju kim that looks like
bobby in a wig
is that not you that's insane that's you god i feel so bad for those dogs this
is what's crazy
because we're dog we're a big dog show over here everybody in here has pets uh
well except carlos
did your dog die yet no no he's alive i know you told me i have to give him to
bobby if i fuck up
again did you fuck up again no i didn't so i'm just i'm holding i have him on
on uh what is it
called he's on probation because he fucked when he first got a dog we're all
supportive and then he
fucked up what'd you do i just messed up uh an airport pickup for bobby does it
involve the dog
no not at all oh i don't care well i thought you could say that he like injured
his dog no he has
done dumb shit with it he's left the dog he's left the dog places he's put he
left it in a jeep for
four hours without the ac on or anything carlos no not really okay bobby was
actually mad i know i
liked it oh my god no but we did say if if we find out that he's not uh
behaving correctly with the
dog like if he's doing dumb shit like not feeding it and forgetting about it
leaving you places we're
removing the dog from him i love i think everyone should have to yeah you have
to hold responsibility
for your friends you're so talented thank you i'm the second most talented
person in america
like literally no no no no no no no no no no no no no but i'm just saying you're
very talented and
thank you that means a lot you know i think the times when i made fun of you
and stuff i never made
fun of you no but the times i made fun of you is i was trying to um because a
lot of times you you
just you know at the comedy clubs yeah you know i mean you're just like this is
what you know
what i mean you're very inside yourself yeah which i think is why i tap you on
the tush just to scare
you a little bit like you turn into kramer when i tap you on the butt and then
we just to shock you
because you're you look so like but we've also talked about things that are
going wrong you always
come up to me with things that are going wrong and things aren't happening what's
going wrong right
now yes you have i have once but that's what i'm saying you know the advice you
gave me
okay yeah go ahead this is what bob this is bobby lee's career advice from a
few years ago right
before covid i was like i'm really stressed i'm so hard i'm whatever things
didn't work out some
some pilots whatever and i'm i don't know what to do i feel like a dead end and
he goes
sincerely and loving like no shtick like he cares i know you care about me even
so much he gave me
his heartfelt advice he says taylor stop trying to do anything stop hustling
stop pushing yourself
because when i stopped doing those things that's when everything happened for
me and he gave me
examples of his famous friends who have helped him because he's very talented
they've known him for many
years and i'm just like bobby i think this is not good advice i don't think it's
good it is good no i
think it's it's very good i think stop trying to do everything no last night no
okay can i say stop
doing anything but i hear how it worked for you and i'm and all due respect may
i talk with all due
respect okay do less am i what i'm doing do much do let's go less yeah okay don't
hit him so hard
oh you're right he's here he's brand new because he'll keep striking i'll go
get you right because
he's really ripping me apart right now i know we'll relax not at all yeah yeah
you've attacked him a
couple times i don't find that to be true i found the opposite to be true i
gotta tell you if we put up
an attack board i think it's tied it's got to be two to two tell me one time i've
attacked this
gentleman well you just pointed at him yeah that was rude there did it again
you keep doing it sorry
the three four this is this i don't like he doesn't like that this is like yeah
yeah yeah i took japanese
classes this is rude but this is polite no this is like here's a food japanese
oh koshi koshi koshi
let me hear if i do a sentence let me hear if i can translate it uh oh genki
desu ka okay that means
uh uh uh good day not not too far yeah how are you how are you yeah people say
for how are you or
good day it's kind of the same thing no i know this is a fact it's the same way
we say what's up we're
not really asking you what's up it's like what's up is like saying hey how's it
going or what it
means 50 things you have an asian fetish me no you have an asian fetish of
course he does
i fit the you know you thought his girlfriend was white in atlanta are you out
of your girlfriend
white no what is she she's asian she's half filipina yeah yeah i get it okay
you want to learn the
language huh well i mean get into their minds you get in their mind you get in
their pants yeah she
doesn't speak japanese it doesn't matter how much do you weigh that's what you
want that's your
ultimate goal i think i'm 165 i knew it yeah well anybody under 170 a white guy
under 170 who's tall
cannot date a white girl wife they all like asians any tall you're listening
right now if you're a
tall white guy i'll tell you i six yeah see any guy that's over 5 10 that's
less than 170 pounds
100 has an asian girlfriend or wife small vaginas long udon like penis she does
not have a long
udon like no you no you do he's saying you do yeah i know she doesn't yes yeah
you've seen it though
your penis can i tell you what
too many thoughts right now but are we flirting right now no i'm not flirting
no i know i'm just
coming to revelations so but so i can i fit this i fit all the check marks but
i can tell you why i
study japanese and it's like it ruins it no no well oh you don't you don't i'm
gonna calm down i'll let you
fit no i'm gonna calm down i like it all right i'm trying i'm trying to calm
down i don't want to
take away your sand you're not taking it you're not taking away anything my
friend all right touche
okay but what i'm gonna say is yeah is
okay i'm just trying to be calm because he gets me all rolled i know he gets
you jazzed up what i
want to say is i don't need to know the reason because i already know the
reason that's right you
understand i understand right i do too i've been to countries and i've seen
dudes like you yeah
expats like you you know i mean yeah and you have that energy it's fine have
you been to singapore
or malaysia no no you've never been to asia thailand and you've been oh you
just to japan how long
well when he was on the hunt that's where you hunt once a year you go on a
hunting trip with
your buddy he goes on the street yeah your white buddies yeah we're here konichiwa
konichiwa yeah
and what'd you say what was the first thing mugu guy pan close is oh genki desk
oh genki desk
what does that mean it means how are you how are you that's him yelling from
the vagina in japanese
i don't know yeah you do well we can google it i don't you really don't i don't
know
on this topic so i asked him if i could do the podcast i texted him he didn't
write back
yeah and uh i understand that's your style and i understand so i didn't take it
personally but then
i saw you in the home and you're like i know you asked me to do my pockets i
don't know if you can
handle it man and i'm like i think i can and then on this topic he goes i'm
gonna ask you questions
you can't handle i'm like i don't know he's like and he goes i'm gonna ask you
like do you do you
lick pussy i was like i think i can answer that do you yeah that's a pretty
easy answer you think he
loves it he does he yeah he does yeah he does i feel like he gets nervous
though do you get nervous
when you're down there what's fun about this interviews i don't have to be here
you know the
answers already yeah kind of all right his hands are shaking i love it yeah
yeah anyway so let's go
back to what i was going to say about my advice i hear you but i've for i've
done like 20 years of
of uh just being really working really hard on my stand up and uh being funny
and then i got on your
show because i asked you know and like i have a special i have a special coming
i have a special coming
out because i i still financed it and made it myself and what's it called uh
live at the comedy
store creative hanukkah release doing a hanukkah release oh that's good dude
that's great so you
released the special in 12 parts that'd be kind of fun to do it's eight but
that's funny yeah but 12 is
good you know what i mean tell us a better it's a better number we couldn't
read because jews are back
make it a dozen let's make it let's change hanukkah to 12 nights because of the
oppression we're
experiencing i like this more presents yeah

"You Have An Asian Fetish!" Bobby Lee Calls Out Taylor Williamson!

does the dog sleep in bed with you yeah really i was not going to be that
person is that a point
of contention with the person that you're dating no it's honestly it's wild
like who i am like if
you told me at 37 i'm gonna be the guy with a tiny dog i take places unironically
i'd be like
what the fuck happened no there's nothing wrong with that yeah we love this is
animal friendly
room here we love animals my girlfriend's so comfy she has a dog in the bed it's
in atlanta
yeah i just get scared of rolling over on my dog that's what i get fucked up
about because i'm i'm
a big bigger guy well i'm just all right not fat i'm just making fun of his
hair and i'm fat now
no no you want to knock out everybody in the room what knock out everybody in
the room yeah man i'm
having trouble right now i got high cholesterol yeah yeah yeah i get it man i'm
on fucking what
am i on oh you're gay weight you're gay weight i did what am i on right now on
my cholesterol
medication what's it called osempe no i'm on levitra oh is that what it's
called no lipitor
levitra is the boner pills i'm on lipitor i'm on lipitor this is my new thing
honestly it's pissing
me off why am i taking this my cholesterol i did get a little fat i got a
little does it affect you
any when you take lipitor oh yeah i mean not really what are the side effects i
mean maybe let's see if
any of those because i just started fucking taking it hunger hunger hunger you're
saying hunger no
nice try bitch diarrhea normal joint pain normal headache get real stuffy or
runny nose appetite
increased nausea constipation so this is normal shit this is basically they
gave someone a placebo
they said all these things that usually happen to regular people they have to
write it down in the book
as possible side effects so no i haven't had any of this stuff the only thing i
have had i'm not gonna
lie when it first when i first started taking it is um the moment i would eat
and i mean the moment
food would be like if you know in the cartoon when it like splashes in your
belly you know i mean like
you feel like going on your throat splashing your belly my body immediately was
like get it out
get it out i'd have to go right to the bathroom but it wasn't nasty it just had
to come out
you know what it was it was like the train got in the station the other train
needed to leave
can i tell you something no joke my dog has that is your dog on lipitor
like after she eats she has this look of like uh-oh gotta go yeah yeah i gotta
go yeah yeah i don't
know what it is but it's not it is honestly it's not it's not gross it's just
one train's got to go
for the other one to get back in the station you know what it is it's a jewish
thing i know i'm jewish
i know you became jewish she's yeah dude my wife is jewish i get it dude you're
jewish i know
she is jewish bob's the only one that's not jewish in this room yeah jewish no
by the way
let's congratulate right now speaking of dogs south korea unveils its plan to
ban dog meat by 2027
why it's the law well you gotta give five years let it catch up yeah they got
freezers full of it
yeah well imagine like dogs in cages like five years how are we gonna make it
no they're not gonna make
it they got fucked no five years what do you mean it's 2027 yeah they have to
phase it out buddy it's
2024 and an inch tomorrow's 2024 right so three years three years it's not that
bad oh he doesn't
yeah that's what what's so funny oh god math math math an asian who's bad at
math i didn't say it's
just nuts it's nuts it's like it's like it's like when a black guy can't play
basketball you're like
what's going oh yeah yeah i don't even shoot i don't know much korea unveils
that plan to ban the
but see those dogs right there waiting to get eaten they might well one of them
they're fucked
they're fucked that's a dog meat farm yeah this is a dog meat farm yeah wow i
know zoom in on who
wrote the article minju kim oh my god well minju i hope you saved some of those
dogs when you got
that nice photo of them by the way that zoom in on minju kim that looks like
bobby in a wig
is that not you that's insane that's you god i feel so bad for those dogs this
is what's crazy
because we're dog we're a big dog show over here everybody in here has pets uh
well except carlos
did your dog die yet no no he's alive i know you told me i have to give him to
bobby if i fuck up
again did you fuck up again no i didn't so i'm just i'm holding i have him on
on uh what is it
called he's on probation because he fucked when he first got a dog we're all
supportive and then he
fucked up what'd you do i just messed up uh an airport pickup for bobby does it
involve the dog
no not at all oh i don't care well i thought you could say that he like injured
his dog no he has
done dumb shit with it he's left the dog he's left the dog places he's put he
left it in a jeep for
four hours without the ac on or anything carlos no not really okay bobby was
actually mad i know i
liked it oh my god no but we did say if if we find out that he's not uh
behaving correctly with the
dog like if he's doing dumb shit like not feeding it and forgetting about it
leaving you places we're
removing the dog from him i love i think everyone should have to yeah you have
to hold responsibility
for your friends you're so talented thank you i'm the second most talented
person in america
like literally no no no no no no no no no no no no no but i'm just saying you're
very talented and
thank you that means a lot you know i think the times when i made fun of you
and stuff i never made
fun of you no but the times i made fun of you is i was trying to um because a
lot of times you you
just you know at the comedy clubs yeah you know i mean you're just like this is
what you know
what i mean you're very inside yourself yeah which i think is why i tap you on
the tush just to scare
you a little bit like you turn into kramer when i tap you on the butt and then
we just to shock you
because you're you look so like but we've also talked about things that are
going wrong you always
come up to me with things that are going wrong and things aren't happening what's
going wrong right
now yes you have i have once but that's what i'm saying you know the advice you
gave me
okay yeah go ahead this is what bob this is bobby lee's career advice from a
few years ago right
before covid i was like i'm really stressed i'm so hard i'm whatever things
didn't work out some
some pilots whatever and i'm i don't know what to do i feel like a dead end and
he goes
sincerely and loving like no shtick like he cares i know you care about me even
so much he gave me
his heartfelt advice he says taylor stop trying to do anything stop hustling
stop pushing yourself
because when i stopped doing those things that's when everything happened for
me and he gave me
examples of his famous friends who have helped him because he's very talented
they've known him for many
years and i'm just like bobby i think this is not good advice i don't think it's
good it is good no i
think it's it's very good i think stop trying to do everything no last night no
okay can i say stop
doing anything but i hear how it worked for you and i'm and all due respect may
i talk with all due
respect okay do less am i what i'm doing do much do let's go less yeah okay don't
hit him so hard
oh you're right he's here he's brand new because he'll keep striking i'll go
get you right because
he's really ripping me apart right now i know we'll relax not at all yeah yeah
you've attacked him a
couple times i don't find that to be true i found the opposite to be true i
gotta tell you if we put up
an attack board i think it's tied it's got to be two to two tell me one time i've
attacked this
gentleman well you just pointed at him yeah that was rude there did it again
you keep doing it sorry
the three four this is this i don't like he doesn't like that this is like yeah
yeah yeah i took japanese
classes this is rude but this is polite no this is like here's a food japanese
oh koshi koshi koshi
let me hear if i do a sentence let me hear if i can translate it uh oh genki
desu ka okay that means
uh uh uh good day not not too far yeah how are you how are you yeah people say
for how are you or
good day it's kind of the same thing no i know this is a fact it's the same way
we say what's up we're
not really asking you what's up it's like what's up is like saying hey how's it
going or what it
means 50 things you have an asian fetish me no you have an asian fetish of
course he does
i fit the you know you thought his girlfriend was white in atlanta are you out
of your girlfriend
white no what is she she's asian she's half filipina yeah yeah i get it okay
you want to learn the
language huh well i mean get into their minds you get in their mind you get in
their pants yeah she
doesn't speak japanese it doesn't matter how much do you weigh that's what you
want that's your
ultimate goal i think i'm 165 i knew it yeah well anybody under 170 a white guy
under 170 who's tall
cannot date a white girl wife they all like asians any tall you're listening
right now if you're a
tall white guy i'll tell you i six yeah see any guy that's over 5 10 that's
less than 170 pounds
100 has an asian girlfriend or wife small vaginas long udon like penis she does
not have a long
udon like no you no you do he's saying you do yeah i know she doesn't yes yeah
you've seen it though
your penis can i tell you what
too many thoughts right now but are we flirting right now no i'm not flirting
no i know i'm just
coming to revelations so but so i can i fit this i fit all the check marks but
i can tell you why i
study japanese and it's like it ruins it no no well oh you don't you don't i'm
gonna calm down i'll let you
fit no i'm gonna calm down i like it all right i'm trying i'm trying to calm
down i don't want to
take away your sand you're not taking it you're not taking away anything my
friend all right touche
okay but what i'm gonna say is yeah is
okay i'm just trying to be calm because he gets me all rolled i know he gets
you jazzed up what i
want to say is i don't need to know the reason because i already know the
reason that's right you
understand i understand right i do too i've been to countries and i've seen
dudes like you yeah
expats like you you know i mean yeah and you have that energy it's fine have
you been to singapore
or malaysia no no you've never been to asia thailand and you've been oh you
just to japan how long
well when he was on the hunt that's where you hunt once a year you go on a
hunting trip with
your buddy he goes on the street yeah your white buddies yeah we're here konichiwa
konichiwa yeah
and what'd you say what was the first thing mugu guy pan close is oh genki desk
oh genki desk
what does that mean it means how are you how are you that's him yelling from
the vagina in japanese
i don't know yeah you do well we can google it i don't you really don't i don't
know
on this topic so i asked him if i could do the podcast i texted him he didn't
write back
yeah and uh i understand that's your style and i understand so i didn't take it
personally but then
i saw you in the home and you're like i know you asked me to do my pockets i
don't know if you can
handle it man and i'm like i think i can and then on this topic he goes i'm
gonna ask you questions
you can't handle i'm like i don't know he's like and he goes i'm gonna ask you
like do you do you
lick pussy i was like i think i can answer that do you yeah that's a pretty
easy answer you think he
loves it he does he yeah he does yeah he does i feel like he gets nervous
though do you get nervous
when you're down there what's fun about this interviews i don't have to be here
you know the
answers already yeah kind of all right his hands are shaking i love it yeah
yeah anyway so let's go
back to what i was going to say about my advice i hear you but i've for i've
done like 20 years of
of uh just being really working really hard on my stand up and uh being funny
an