Name: Bobby Lee Reviews Godzilla Minus One!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Reviews Godzilla Minus One!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-25. Transcript available.

dude this is crazy dude i was in hawaii once dude yeah aloha aloha i was at an
abc store aloha
aloha and i heard frosty the snowman over the speakers aloha wow frosty hates
hawaii don't
play that song why would he hate hawaii because it's his enemy the environment
is the worst
environment hawaii for a snowman no dude he's made a teflon he's not having a
snow no he's
teflon man teflon man i think he's made of snow i'm sorry to thank you so much
dav really frosty
even today i think so i think even like post trump you think he's still made of
snow yeah dude still
yeah yeah he can't just change his who he is uh yeah yeah that's right you can't
just change who
you are born exactly how you are well it's just like me because i'm in a rock
now i'm not i'm human
right like you've like like for someone that's homophobic or racist they can
never change they're
gonna be that way i'm that too bad friends welcome welcome our guest is
beautiful sexy santa stavros
hello everyone stav is the best dude um i just want to also say before i get i
want to get over
so i don't forget i don't forget yeah right happy holidays to you happy hanukkah
hanukkah and all
happy christmas happy shaka khan shaka khan shaka khan shaka khan um yeah i saw
i saw some i saw a movie
last night napoleon no just check it out okay
oh my god it blew my mind it was awesome i've seen it too did it blow your mind
it was i cry i got
scared it's that good oh my god i was riveting gold zero minus one did you get
scared because it
reminded you of your childhood when godzilla destroyed your village yeah i did
but he was a
baby godzilla oh shit so he walked in he warmed up and he went to my dad what
was your favorite part
yeah yeah he fucked your dad when he was a baby and then my dad in his penis a
blue light shot out
whoa whoa because out of his godzilla's mouth right it was all electrified cum
whoa i know dude
that's crazy and then that's how i'm here how was your favorite part of godzira
wait you think you
got here you think godzilla inseminated your dad's ass and you were born out of
his ass yeah dude
that's how it works but you just said you witnessed this i know i turned around
when i came out
wow yeah i was in the list i turned around i go wow i'm here it happened that
fast yeah wow i think
therefore i am descartes anyway could i say that's what i thought you're deep
today good awesome i'm
so good let me say something about i know we don't do movie reviews on the show
i didn't know that
yeah it's not a movie we talk about movies all the time i know but this time we're
doing it too
okay okay and i want to say something all right you've seen so many godzilla
movies no
i haven't seen that many
well how many godzilla movies have you seen i've seen two i've seen a really
old one and the newest
one with uh fucking brian cranston brian cranston that's all i've seen is the
original and this one
that's crazy the brian cranston one yeah the the first one i saw and then the
one that's new to us
no there's two other ones on top of that but but the first one that came back
from you know the
brian cranston one right that was a very good one it was good there was that
one scene where
everybody's got parachutes and they yeah great that's that's the first one
right in hawaii yeah
right hawaii yes anyway may i finish my review please please god damn it please
okay so i've seen
all of them box office homo yeah yeah i admit it not your new podcast and i'm
not tamed
poppy leave the box office home yeah yeah
you just go through it's a new train pod not box office mojo
so um just box office homo number one right this is the first godzilla movie i've
ever seen
where the story is riveting okay like you could take godzilla out of it and it
would be like a cool um
old school mirror max movie why didn't they then when you say old school mirror
max you mean when
when weinstein was running loose hell yeah dude when the hard dog was it feels
like a rapist
had its hands all over this thing it feels like it was a rape vibe to it but um
so it was the first
movie where like i was like really moved by the story where i literally cried
no yeah really yeah i was
standing standing sitting next to gene why did you cry what made you cry the
ending it was so touching
wow no spoilers no spoilers i looked at gene and gene had tears in his eyes
wow and i was crying too and number two it's the first godzilla movie this is
my last thing i'm
gonna say well can i make a joke real quick go ahead when you guys cry
you know what what shape comes out what not a teardrop no no it's comes out it's
like a line
it's just a line yeah like lines come down you know like tetris pieces
all right go ahead i thought you were gonna say i cried in joy because so many
japanese people die
wow that's part of it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah revenge revenge okay so
godzilla's korean
yes so um this is the first godzilla movie where i saw where i was literally
scared of it
oh okay because i will say that the original one the what year would you say it
was 24 13
what do you mean the brian cranston the newest of the gotcha of the series yeah
2014
wait wait this is a series it's not a fresh reboot i guess i mean what i don't
know how to describe
you know what i'm trying here's what happened all right please
hollywood is coming out with uh the godzilla from the cranston right oh right
they're gonna re
they're gonna do a sequel of that it's already made right it's already made
right that's so but
japan went oh we could we do one too right right right and hollywood's like wow
go get it you know
do what you you created it so go ahead and uh okay but are we only gonna use a
15 million dollar to do
really it's a hundred million dollar movie looking 15 million get the fuck out
of here really yeah 15
million 15 million and i'm telling you dude when godzilla's chasing things and
when he appears you
get scared you're like sick we run yeah like you have that feeling of like fear
because that other
one did not the godzilla was awful dude well like the movie was good but the
godzilla itself was whack
well he was only did like a jurassic park kind of like this is a t-rex and
right just didn't look
cool or i don't like the idea that godzilla has relations with humans he was
barely in the movie
that godzilla was well because they needed to keep it like that you know they
try to do that
like the jaws thing was like what if we only show it when we need to and then
when they showed it
you were so unimpressed you were like maybe you shouldn't have showed it yeah
yeah it would
have been rad if i almost never saw it yeah but in the new one is godzilla
played by a human
yeah like in the in the hollywood version of godzilla godzilla is like has like
he'll identify
something like a little girl yeah it'll like you know go hello or whatever
right but this
godzilla is like this beast it doesn't have you know i mean empathy or it's
like it's just like a
crazy it's just a being it's a being huh makes sense yeah he's also not eating
people he's just
using his mouth to rip them apart whoa god dude it's so good we gotta take his
microphone i know i know
what'd you say it's like a dinosaur it's like a dinosaur so how are you italian
yeah it's like a
dinosaur yeah i love it so anyway um i would give this movie a a you heard it
here from box office
homo whoa dude you gave it an a it was a flat a when you watch a movie like el
mariachi you know
how that was made for ten thousand dollars yeah yeah yeah and you watch the
execution and you go
wow you can make a movie for ten grand you can't but you can you cannot i mean
they did yeah yeah but
you can't robert rodriguez this is like an anomaly you can't do that you can't
even find a
rental equipment for ten thousand no what robert rodriguez is this one shot
just one take let's
move on i know that's everything but you know and and by the way you know what
that really means is
that everyone got screwed oh yeah no one got paid that's the one there's no
residuals like and no
editors no one got paid like mexican's like i got one pacer this year from
right from a mariachi did
you see what he gave us he just does plane fly over smart yeah um but yeah it
was great and um
i really highly encourage you saw it what do you get what do you rate it i
think it was one of the
the best ones i've seen it's the best Godzilla movie i've ever seen oh okay i'll
say that right now i love it