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i have a question for everybody may i please change um did you celebrate christmas
growing
up stavros i did of course and was it the greeks do that the greeks do it yes i
mean do they have
different kind of like festivities that they do or no um no pretty much i mean
we don't really
give that much of a about christmas new year's is more people's that's when
they give presents in
greece but they give presents on new year's in greece but we're here we're you
know but your mom
didn't do that they tried and we were like come on what the fuck just give us
the fucking president
see i kind of agree with the greeks on this one i think all that bullshit from
christmas could go
just at the end of the year and should be one big celebration yeah because here
was my thing about
christmas as a kid like if anybody had a birthday in your family around it that
was always weird
and annoying but that doesn't get solved if your birthday is on december 31st
yeah but no it's then
you did all three things at once new year's your birthday and christmas sounds
bad you don't like it
no you got a space it's only because i don't believe in new year's when people
are we're going
out for new year's it's a thing yeah after you did it one time as a young you
know you need three
you know you need three you need three you need three because three because at
new year's if you
get all the what you want if you just get socks some people do just get some i
know but i'm just
saying if i get socks for my birthday i can tell my parents i go for christmas
this ain't happening
well this is privilege some people only can get socks buddy so yeah to
summarize yes yes you did
it celebrate christmas yeah yeah everybody does yeah you know the actor richard
kind you know
richard i love him of course he's the he's the man i saw him at a christmas
party last night
and he comes up to me and i give him a big hug i love seeing him and i said uh
happy hanukkah
it's the second day or whatever and he was like oh please no it's trash and i
was like why what's wrong
with hanukkah he goes oh you want to compare do you want to compare a man dies
and everybody
celebrates that moment for the rest of time as the beginning of time for the
rest of time
you celebrate this man a man comes in your house you get gifts and people and
party we were just
counting the days left of oil yeah yeah that's our holiday and i was like
stretch yeah he was like
that's fun no thank you yeah merry christmas i was like all right i believe the
i believe greeks
were the villains in the hanukkah story really i think it was greeks versus
like some kind of
the maccabees or some shit the maccabees is that a type of jew is not a type of
war sounds like a
sitcom on the w i swear to god the maccabees sheila's in trouble again i think
that's a style
of ancient the maccabees really i believe so so ju so hanukkah stories but i
look this up uh go your
literal only job yeah look this up maccabee the name maccabee was a title of
honor given to judas the
son of matthias and the hero of the jewish wars of independence 168 164. it's
so funny when time
went down how dope is that it's going down they don't even know it later that
name maccabees was
extended to include his whole family specifically matthias's father judas's
four brothers okay i
think that's a type of jew the maccabees style of jew wow a vibe of jews yeah
but but i do think they
they beat the greeks which i don't like did the maccabees beat the greeks that's
something we
definitely need to know they got a button no it said they said they had a bunch
of the history is
with the rebellions of the jews according to that the maccabees destroyed greek
altars in the villages
forcibly circumcised boys and drove hellenized jews off their land so dude
honestly fuck the
maccabees no no no no i agree i agree with random i agree with random
circumstances yeah no no you got
to grab with someone that you see if they have a little a snout you got to clip
that if you as an
adult you get circumcised is that hurt of course if if you bobby if i cut your
penis right now would
it hurt if i'm in like in a hospital probably now they put anesthesia
afterwards no no no would it hurt
if your penis got cut in any way shape or form if if they numbed it no when the
numbing goes away
would it hurt yes it would yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so answer your own okay
yeah yeah yeah you're right
right penis what the fuck yeah yeah yeah yeah no it's still gonna hurt that
they clip your cock that's
why they do it when you're a kid because you it doesn't hurt then well the that's
how the trauma
starts they say that's where all the trauma begins oh i see right it's fucked
up to do that to babies
it's crazy to cut a baby dick dude leave that baby's dick alone leave the baby's
dick alone
that's what i'm saying fuck the maccabees go watch fat rascal right now on netflix
leave that baby dick alone random circumcision in the streets is insane to like
grab people's kids
and circumcise them wow yeah that's insane yeah it's pretty crazy and by the
way you lost they were so
good they circumcised all the boys and still won that's crazy good so they were
taking the in the
middle of a war you're just taking a little break to cut a little boys you're
showing off
but be gentle and delicate and they got arrows and then and then sandra bullock
shows up and puts it
on our face this is still good good that's lunacy i didn't know what the maccabees
baby
you're so your teeth no we just learned well they you guys up they did well you
know they did
unfortunately give us a piece of greek uh christmas tradition or holiday song
maybe sing a greek song
what is it what's a greek tradition a greek tradition for during the or the
holiday season is there some
greek shit that we need to know oh i don't know and i want to apologize my mom
i i you know i wanted
to bring you cookies yeah you know i'm pissed off you didn't when i my mom my
mom had a her hip replaced
and she was oh really dude cookies did she get a new hip yeah then give me some
new cooking still
they're still no dude the hip is still a little tender i talked about i talked
about the treats that
you brought from your mother on this show for weeks yeah i'm sorry i liked it
so much it's gonna have
to wait wait wait i never saw cookies that day yes you did yeah you did dude
you ate them in front
of you ate we ate them on the show oh they were so good yeah they were really
good yeah um but yeah
i don't know that we have any like you guys don't do anything particular
anything specific not really
not really there's nothing like there's nothing super what are the koreans do
do you guys do your
parents my parents didn't do really we got we got one tree we got one tree when
i was like six that
tree stood in our living room for four years it wasn't a plastic it was one of
those real trees so it
died so it died so my mom would hand hang squid on it to dry to dry to dry and
socks to dry and then one
day we'll never do again we finally got it out and we never did it again the
origin story of squid game was
born you want to go sock you got to get pesta squid yeah you owe us money netflix
and then my parents
would give just give us cash i told you that yeah the money that's the weirdest
thing his parents
wouldn't give him gifts they would just hand him money that's crazy yeah and
now we go get weed
yeah it's the best by the way speaking of quick transition i just saw you have
to look this up
that girl that won squid game you know the woman although the the you know they
did like a real squid
game yes yes yes they haven't paid her a dime what there's a whole article
about it this woman
says they didn't give her all of them any of the money that she look at that
squid game the challenge
winner says she hasn't received 4.56 million dollars 10 months after she won a
calendar year
almost she hasn't received a dime that's crazy for by the way 4.6 million and
they didn't give her
shit she's not getting shit why i think they're gonna fight this somehow and
say something you
could read in the article deeper about it but she says uh she's fighting for
them to give her money
on time i'm sure they've worked out some sort of deal in the contract where it's
like we pay
you over a certain amount of time right there's no way they hand you a check
for four million bucks
you go win on wheel of fortune or something like that yeah it's not like that
either yeah they have
to take out taxes and fees and all this bullshit you choose you want to get
sucked off by vander
white or you want the money i'd rather have pat rip pat i don't know did he i
think he died yeah
no he died really yeah google pat sajak and if he passed away in hell right now
i mean after after
all the good god work he did on that show 77 years or no he's alive he's alive
i'm so sorry man oh you
know what i'm doing um it's it's it's it's no no it's what not for long now no
no it's what i know
we kill people on the show do you know that dude we do it we've done it like 10
times what the
fuck i'm thinking of what's his name jeopardy that's me my oh yeah that's my
bad that's that's
that's the guy we've just been talking about oh fuck bob barker bob barker yeah
that's he's also
dead dead as hell yeah no dude jeopardy is uh trebek alex rebeck all right p
dude if pat
sajak dies now i'm gonna be so fucking fucked up i did that didn't i yeah let's
talk about something
we want to die yeah oh good good good yeah good good let's who do we want to
die bobby's dad uh
already gone yeah he said your dad but how about jeffrey dommer's dad no he
died last week did he
yeah oh all right p god bless god bless what was his dad like he was a good
father good guy yeah
i mean i mean dude he showed up by his son's side went to every trial and did
all that dude if my son
would you ever talk to him again what if your son ate a bunch of black people
you would you like
visit him and stuff well i'd want to know what they tasted like i mean yeah
well yeah for your recipe
book yeah yeah yeah but but my point is is that no i would of course not that's
insane i would cut
off all communication i would your son i'd change my name and i would never i
pretend like i never knew
them if i would pretend like that person never because then everyone always
points at you remember how
crazy the columbine lady was the mother who was like she was dylan's mom or one
of the who which one
sue yeah sue klebold she was like i don't remember her at all oh dude it was
such a crazy story
she was so adamant about like being the face and the representation of of like
her son's legacy
and she tried diligently to be like this has this is not us it's not on us
right it gotta be on you
dude it's the parent it's always gonna be it's actually video games in maryland
manson yeah
you remember that when they were like maryland mansion is forcing kids and then
he did and then
he did some fucked up yeah yeah years later kind of weinstein style guy you
know yeah yeah turned
out which is like one of the most oh yeah of course yeah of course oh what were
we thinking a dungeon
that he women right i mean he looks exactly like he that's who he is yeah like
i mean there were signs
like you know jeffrey you know he had animal bones back to you know what's so
funny big jd fan over
here really it's so crazy he had animal bones you know what i mean and bringing
carcasses back
what would you say to that your son i'm your son huh and i have a bag i oh and
you have a bunch
of animal bones you've well i don't know just i'm coming out of the forest bob
what's in the bag
little bobby oh my stepdad hi john hi john hi dad yeah i'm just picking you up
for the weekend yeah
yeah i know um what's up what's in the bag bud oh just toys john and i want to
know what's in the
bag show us what's in the bag no toys my toys legos show me right now hey don't
talk to him like that
thank you john ask him nicely let me tell you something john
i let you fuck my wife you're not gonna fuck that's how it started that's how
it's this is why
i'm first it started as a cuck situation then i dicked her down so good she
came over to me yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe if you fucking talk to him nice she wouldn't be
fucking gay
but now it's gay and you're gay yeah yeah i'm gay i got him looking at my dick
and licking his lips
i licked his lips and his gang dick what he didn't lick my lips yeah yeah
sounds like he licked your
lips john i'm calling child protective services anyway see you guys later all
right we let him get
away with it the two dads fight that's that's how we kept getting away with
murdering people the two
dads were fighting yeah yeah go back outside little bob

Stavros' Curious Holiday Tradition...

i have a question for everybody may i please change um did you celebrate christmas
growing
up stavros i did of course and was it the greeks do that the greeks do it yes i
mean do they have
different kind of like festivities that they do or no um no pretty much i mean
we don't really
give that much of a about christmas new year's is more people's that's when
they give presents in
greece but they give presents on new year's in greece but we're here we're you
know but your mom
didn't do that they tried and we were like come on what the fuck just give us
the fucking president
see i kind of agree with the greeks on this one i think all that bullshit from
christmas could go
just at the end of the year and should be one big celebration yeah because here
was my thing about
christmas as a kid like if anybody had a birthday in your family around it that
was always weird
and annoying but that doesn't get solved if your birthday is on december 31st
yeah but no it's then
you did all three things at once new year's your birthday and christmas sounds
bad you don't like it
no you got a space it's only because i don't believe in new year's when people
are we're going
out for new year's it's a thing yeah after you did it one time as a young you
know you need three
you know you need three you need three you need three because three because at
new year's if you
get all the what you want if you just get socks some people do just get some i
know but i'm just
saying if i get socks for my birthday i can tell my parents i go for christmas
this ain't happening
well this is privilege some people only can get socks buddy so yeah to
summarize yes yes you did
it celebrate christmas yeah yeah everybody does yeah you know the actor richard
kind you know
richard i love him of course he's the he's the man i saw him at a christmas
party last night
and he comes up to me and i give him a big hug i love seeing him and i said uh
happy hanukkah
it's the second day or whatever and he was like oh please no it's trash and i
was like why what's wrong
with hanukkah he goes oh you want to compare do you want to compare a man dies
and everybody
celebrates that moment for the rest of time as the beginning of time for the
rest of time
you celebrate this man a man comes in your house you get gifts and people and
party we were just
counting the days left of oil yeah yeah that's our holiday and i was like
stretch yeah he was like
that's fun no thank you yeah merry christmas i was like all right i believe the
i believe greeks
were the villains in the hanukkah story really i think it was greeks versus
like some kind of
the maccabees or some shit the maccabees is that a type of jew is not a type of
war sounds like a
sitcom on the w i swear to god the maccabees sheila's in trouble again i think
that's a style
of ancient the maccabees really i believe so so ju so hanukkah stories but i
look this up uh go your
literal only job yeah look this up maccabee the name maccabee was a title of
honor given to judas the
son of matthias and the hero of the jewish wars of independence 168 164. it's
so funny when time
went down how dope is that it's going down they don't even know it later that
name maccabees was
extended to include his whole family specifically matthias's father judas's
four brothers okay i
think that's a type of jew the maccabees style of jew wow a vibe of jews yeah
but but i do think they
they beat the greeks which i don't like did the maccabees beat the greeks that's
something we
definitely need to know they got a button no it said they said they had a bunch
of the history is
with the rebellions of the jews according to that the maccabees destroyed greek
altars in the villages
forcibly circumcised boys and drove hellenized jews off their land so dude
honestly fuck the
maccabees no no no no i agree i agree with random i agree with random
circumstances yeah no no you got
to grab with someone that you see if they have a little a snout you got to clip
that if you as an
adult you get circumcised is that hurt of course if if you bobby if i cut your
penis right now would
it hurt if i'm in like in a hospital probably now they put anesthesia
afterwards no no no would it hurt
if your penis got cut in any way shape or form if if they numbed it no when the
numbing goes away
would it hurt yes it would yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so answer your own okay
yeah yeah yeah you're right
right penis what the fuck yeah yeah yeah yeah no it's still gonna hurt that
they clip your cock that's
why they do it when you're a kid because you it doesn't hurt then well the that's
how the trauma
starts they say that's where all the trauma begins oh i see right it's fucked
up to do that to babies
it's crazy to cut a baby dick dude leave that baby's dick alone leave the baby's
dick alone
that's what i'm saying fuck the maccabees go watch fat rascal right now on netflix
leave that baby dick alone random circumcision in the streets is insane to like
grab people's kids
and circumcise them wow yeah that's insane yeah it's pretty crazy and by the
way you lost they were so
good they circumcised all the boys and still won that's crazy good so they were
taking the in the
middle of a war you're just taking a little break to cut a little boys you're
showing off
but be gentle and delicate and they got arrows and then and then sandra bullock
shows up and puts it
on our face this is still good good that's lunacy i didn't know what the maccabees
baby
you're so your teeth no we just learned well they you guys up they did well you
know they did
unfortunately give us a piece of greek uh christmas tradition or holiday song
maybe sing a greek song
what is it what's a greek tradition a greek tradition for during the or the
holiday season is there some
greek shit that we need to know oh i don't know and i want to apologize my mom
i i you know i wanted
to bring you cookies yeah you know i'm pissed off you didn't when i my mom my
mom had a her hip replaced
and she was oh really dude cookies did she get a new hip yeah then give me some
new cooking still
they're still no dude the hip is still a little tender i talked about i talked
about the treats that
you brought from your mother on this show for weeks yeah i'm sorry i liked it
so much it's gonna have
to wait wait wait i never saw cookies that day yes you did yeah you did dude
you ate them in front
of you ate we ate them on the show oh they were so good yeah they were really
good yeah um but yeah
i don't know that we have any like you guys don't do anything particular
anything specific not really
not really there's nothing like there's nothing super what are the koreans do
do you guys do your
parents my parents didn't do really we got we got one tree we got one tree when
i was like six that
tree stood in our living room for four years it wasn't a plastic it was one of
those real trees so it
died so it died so my mom would hand hang squid on it to dry to dry to dry and
socks to dry and then one
day we'll never do again we finally got it out and we never did it again the
origin story of squid game was
born you want to go sock you got to get pesta squid yeah you owe us money netflix
and then my parents
would give just give us cash i told you that yeah the money that's the weirdest
thing his parents
wouldn't give him gifts they would just hand him money that's crazy yeah and
now we go get weed
yeah it's the best by the way speaking of quick transition i just saw you have
to look this up
that girl that won squid game you know the woman although the the you know they
did like a real squid
game yes yes yes they haven't paid her a dime what there's a whole article
about it this woman
says they didn't give her all of them any of the money that she look at that
squid game the challenge
winner says she hasn't received 4.56 million dollars 10 months after she won a
calendar year
almost she hasn't received a dime that's crazy for by the way 4.6 million and
they didn't give her
shit she's not getting shit why i think they're gonna fight this somehow and
say something you
could read in the article deeper about it but she says uh she's fighting for
them to give her money
on time i'm sure they've worked out some sort of deal in the contract where it's
like we pay
you over a certain amount of time right there's no way they hand you a check
for four million bucks
you go win on wheel of fortune or something like that yeah it's not like that
either yeah they have
to take out taxes and fees and all this bullshit you choose you want to get
sucked off by vander
white or you want the money i'd rather have pat rip pat i don't know did he i
think he died yeah
no he died really yeah google pat sajak and if he passed away in hell right now
i mean after after
all the good god work he did on that show 77 years or no he's alive he's alive
i'm so sorry man oh you
know what i'm doing um it's it's it's it's no no it's what not for long now no
no it's what i know
we kill people on the show do you know that dude we do it we've done it like 10
times what the
fuck i'm thinking of what's his name jeopardy that's me my oh yeah that's my
bad that's that's
that's the guy we've just been talking about oh fuck bob barker bob barker yeah
that's he's also
dead dead as hell yeah no dude jeopardy is uh trebek alex rebeck all right p
dude if pat
sajak dies now i'm gonna be so fucking fucked up i did that didn't i yeah let's
talk about something
we want to die yeah oh good good good yeah good good let's who do we want to
die bobby's dad uh
already gone yeah he said your dad but how about jeffrey dommer's dad no he
died last week did he
yeah oh all right p god bless god bless what was his dad like he was a good
father good guy yeah
i mean i mean dude he showed up by his son's side went to every trial and did
all that dude if my son
would you ever talk to him again what if your son ate a bunch of black people
you would you like
visit him and stuff well i'd want to know what they tasted like i mean yeah
well yeah for your recipe
book yeah yeah yeah but but my point is is that no i would of course not that's
insane i would cut
off all communication i would your son i'd change my name and i would never i
pretend like i never knew
them if i would pretend like that person never because then everyone always
points at you remember how
crazy the columbine lady was the mother who was like she was dylan's mom or one
of the who which one
sue yeah sue klebold she was like i don't remember her at all oh dude it was
such a crazy story
she was so adamant about like being the face and the representation of of like
her son's legacy
and she tried diligently to be like this has this is not us it's not on us
right it gotta be on you
dude it's the parent it's always gonna be it's actually video games in maryland
manson yeah
you remember that when they were like maryland mansion is forcing kids and then
he did and then
he did some fucked up yeah yeah years later kind of weinstein style guy you
know yeah yeah turned
out which is like one of the most oh yeah of course yeah of course oh what were
we thinking a dungeon
that he women right i mean he looks exactly like he that's who he is yeah like
i mean there were signs
like you know jeffrey you know he had animal bones back to you know what's so
funny big jd fan over
here really it's so crazy he had animal bones you know what i mean and bringing
carcasses back
what would you say to that your son i'm your son huh and i have a bag i oh and
you have a bunch
of animal bones you've well i don't know just i'm coming out of the forest bob
what's in the bag
little bobby oh my stepdad hi john hi john hi dad yeah i'm just picking you up
for the weekend yeah
yeah i know um what's up what's in the bag bud oh just toys john and i want to
know what's in the
bag show us what's in the bag no toys my toys legos show me right now hey don't
talk to him like that
thank you john ask him nicely let me tell you something john
i let you fuck my wife you're not gonna fuck that's 