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- Let's welcome back, by the way.
- Stavros.
- Well, no, we've welcome Stavros.
Let's welcome Stav to the pod.
- Yeah, we're talking about my nips.
- The Greek god.
Hey, our little, is our sexy sober reindeer right there?
Is this our sexy sober reindeer?
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, man, how are you?
- Yeah, I'm doing all right.
- Do you want to talk about anything?
Let's talk about it.
If you want to.
- Well, can we let people know what happened first?
- Well, that's why I just asked him.
- Give it to Stavros.
First, give him the thing and then he'll say.
Tell Stavros.
- No, I want him to tell the story.
- Please.
- Let's go to the airport.
- Well, that's the story, wouldn't it be?
- Yeah, well, there's the weekend before where, yeah, two.
- Right, but let's just get, let's cut the fat.
- What happened at the airport?
- Yeah, thank you.
- So we were going, let me just do a pre and then he gonna.
- Go for it.
- All right, so you were, so here's, we're going to.
- Why don't check out Fat Rascal on Netflix,
by the way, folks.
- Before we get too far.
- I just want to get that before we fucking covered Godzilla
for some reason, you can ask me how I'm doing.
- All right, sorry.
- Bobby just kind of launched into an unplanned solo movie review.
- That's pretty much this entire show.
- This fucking guy did some at the airport.
We're going to talk about that for 15 minutes.
Before we do that, check out Fat Rascal on Netflix.
- Okay, and then buy a calendar.
- Buy a calendar, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, show the calendar.
- The calendar is hot.
I have it right here.
- Go to this calendar.
- Please support the fat rascal, the Greek god himself.
- That's right.
But anyway, I apologize.
- No, don't, 'cause you know what?
We usually do cover that before the show starts,
but you decided to change up the format,
and I think that's smart.
- Nice.
- Usually, we don't try to like plug people's shit
in the middle of the show 'cause it ruins it, but...
- Well, you did that on Tiger Belly too.
I liked it, I liked it.
- No, you should do that.
But please go watch one of our closest,
and I mean this if I'm gonna be genuine,
one of my favorite comedians to watch,
genuinely, one of our closest friends.
Go watch Fat Rascal on Netflix right now.
And share it.
And send it all over.
And now back to the sad, sober reindeer.
- What happened?
- So let me just do a pre, an epilogue.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, pre-log.
- Pre-log, I mean pre-log.
What's epilogue at then?
- Pro-log.
- At the end?
- Pre-log then.
- Probably.
- Sorry, I don't, all right.
- You could write his epilogue right now if you'd like.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Stop.
- So we're going to, on the road,
we're going to Wisconsin and Minnesota.
- That's right, yeah.
- I'm at the airport, right?
I'm at my gate.
- Bright and early.
Ready to go, right?
And then I get emergency texts saying something about paramedics
and something about Carlos's dad, you know what I mean?
- He's throwing up blood.
- And all this.
And I'm like, I just get on the plane, I don't care.
I'm like texting like, what the fuck is going on?
And apparently he didn't make it.
And then you posted photos of you-
- In a wheelchair.
- In a wheelchair, which is fucking gross.
But- - Lunatic.
- Oh, I was videotaping myself.
- He's videotaping himself in the ER.
- That's crazy.
- He's that guy.
You remember that girl that got COVID, that died of COVID?
And she was like, one of the first people,
she would document the whole thing.
She's like, not doing too well.
And she died.
This guy in a wheelchair being rolled around and he's got the phone up and he's
like winking
at the phone in the ER.
- They were not happy about that either.
They were like, not me.
They did not want to be in your shit.
All right.
So explain what happened.
- I was leaving TSA pre-check.
- Well, you were, this happened at the airport.
- Yeah.
- What the fuck?
- Exactly a week ago, actually.
- Yeah.
- So I'm leaving TSA.
I'm starting to like get all bloody and like, I started to get light headed and
stuff.
And I try and find a wall to like lean against.
- Damn, dude.
- And I fall into the wall.
And as I'm falling, I throw up everywhere.
- What the fuck?
- Wow.
- Lean against the wall?
- And like, I come to-
- Like you just heard your, your husband died in Vietnam.
- You were like loose.
Say it again.
What really happened?
- I never even got to lean against the wall.
I fell into it.
- You just fell.
- It's like that movie Contagion, like a scene from that, like something-
- What the fuck?
- Puked all over the place.
- Yeah, like someone slipped on my puke.
- Oh.
- All right.
- Imagine running late to a fucking flight.
- Yeah, I'd see-
- And some asshole throws up and you go, what?
Like a fucking banana peel.
- He's also at the club, right?
He's in the-
- He's at the United Lounge or whatever?
- The Lounge, where a lot of the rich people are.
- Yeah, to the Delta Lounge.
- Delta Lounge.
- They took me there.
They got me like bananas, stuff like that, but-
- That's a way to get into the Delta Lounge, by the way.
Fake being sick.
- Make yourself throw up.
They'll go get you, they'll take you in there.
- They wouldn't medically clear me to fly though.
- Wow.
Now, did you do anything bad that morning?
Were you a bad boy that morning?
- Maybe nights before.
- Nights before.
- What'd you do?
- Just some drinkies.
- Nothing else?
- No, and the cops actually showed up and asked me about that.
- If you were on something?
- Yeah, they were like, "No diet pills?"
And I was like, "No."
- "Diet pills?"
- Well, that's a comment about your weight.
- Yeah, well, that's a nice comment.
- They could tell.
- Are you shredded?
- Yeah.
He weighs like 30 pounds.
It's insane.
- They asked me if I was like on anything else,
and I was like, "No, I'm afraid of fentanyl."
And like-
- Right, I don't do coke anymore, officer.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Which is something I did say this week to someone, but-
- Saying too much.
- Yeah.
- It was bad.
They said I almost had a stroke, and they took my blood pressure,
and it was like through the roof.
- Do you think drugs and alcohol is connected to it?
Be honest.
- Yes.
- Okay.
- And so how are we, what are we doing now, do we think?
- So now for a while, I'm gonna take a break.
- No, this Wednesday-
- He's ready for Vegas.
- This Wednesday, you're back on Wednesday from Vegas, right?
- You're coming back on Wednesday, right?
- I have my meeting at noon.
- Yeah.
- You're going.
- You're gonna go to the meeting.
I think it's time.
- What kind of meeting is this?
- Oh, wow.
- A meeting.
You're going to-
- Wait, so you were just so hungover, you threw up at an airport?
- Savros, this guy spent what would be the entirety of this year on tour raging.
- Really?
- And I mean raging.
- What's his job?
What do you do on tour?
- That's exactly-
- We don't even know.
- That's a very good question.
- Explain it to us.
- Yeah, yeah, explain it to us.
- You're the one who was partying?
- Yeah, yeah.
- These are the fucking guys bringing everyone in?
- He's sober.
- Plug in a couple of microphones and then do fucking-
- And then start doing fucking Jaeger shots.
- That's fucking awesome.
- Yeah, we need him around more because Stavros is balancing out the cash.
We pay this guy to come on the road.
I don't know.
He's a producer on the show.
- Yeah, yeah.
How many producers?
- He's a vital entity, but Bobby said to me, this is it.
It's over.
It's done.
- I didn't say that.
You said that first.
- What?
- I can give you the text.
- I said, this has got to be the end.
- Yeah.
And then I said, yeah.
- And you said, I'll take him to rehab.
I mean, I'll take him to the meetings.
- Yeah.
I said, well, I mean, it's only if you want.
I mean, I can't force you to go.
- No, no, I'm forcing you to go.
- You can't force.
Do you want to go?
- I was going to, this is like crazy to say, but I was literally going to like
text you
this week about this stuff.
But then at the last second, I didn't.
- You got to go.
- No, I was just, it was hard for me.
- Yeah, that's what happens.
- Yeah.
- That's what happens when an addict embarrasses himself.
He's like, yeah, I actually was just about to fix this.
Sorry, I missed work.
I got so fucked up.
I missed work, which I don't even do that much at anyway.
- Yeah.
- Once I drink, things happen.
- Yeah.
- Like it's hard for me to stop.
- Yeah.
- It really is.
- Well, what did you do with McCone?
- The week before?
- Yeah.
What'd you do?
- Your text.
I sent you those.
- Did you just text me?
- No, I sent it to you a few weeks ago.
- Oh, I mean, I ran through the hotel naked.
- There's, show 'em.
- What the fuck?
- Show 'em.
- Carlos blacked out in the hotel, being a menace.
- Yeah.
- Share a room at all these.
- That's awesome.
- So we make these two guys share a room.
- Right, right, right.
- You have to.
And everybody else gets their own room except for these two guys.
And I will say this.
The beauty is the stories that come about from this thing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Also, by the way, the boys know we're going to Vegas
for our 200th episode.
- Wow.
- And they're also sharing a room there.
- Of course.
- Yeah, they don't have a room there.
Let's play the video.
Full screen it, please.
- I said he was going to bed.
- Pause it.
Hold on, hold on.
Pause it.
Set the clip up.
Go ahead.
- Yeah.
- Wow, that's great.
- He was laying down in his bed.
- Yeah.
- Just screaming and muttering.
And then I was like, all right, I'm going to go down.
There's still some people from the venue in the locker.
- Sure, sure.
- Yeah.
- That's baby Godzilla.
- Yeah.
- That's baby Godzilla right there.
- That's the guy who fucked your dad's ass.
- Fuck my dad, dude.
- He looks like an old Japanese guy right here.
- I know.
Look at him.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Carlos.
- But then I did some footsteps quickly running
down the hallway after me.
- So he's chasing you naked here.
Let's take a look.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Giggling.
- Dude.
- Covering his cock.
- What are you doing?
- Go back to the room, dude.
- Go back to the room.
- There he goes.
- Wow.
- What the fuck?
- This is like the Barak movie.
- Yeah.
- I would have liked it if I had his cock.
- It's right there.
- See, this is, this means he was sober to do this
because he's covering his dick.
- Yes.
- But then he's truly drunk.
He's going, this is performative.
- That's a very good one.
- Whoa.
You're a fucking detective, dude.
- Yeah, dude.
- Break this one down.
- And then.
- Break this one down.
- You're fucking again.
- You're far.
You have to go to bed.
Go to bed.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't do it.
Do it and go to bed.
- He did.
He hit it three times.
It didn't go off.
- You're too bad.
- That's awesome.
- You're going to literally
get a fucking arrested.
- Were you drunk too, McCone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Shit face.
Both of these idiots.
- I'm all naked.
- Aren't you looking for a new producer?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm good.
- Yeah.
- I'm good.
- Do you ever fantasize about fear and loathing in Las Vegas?
Like when I watch that movie, I go, I get that kind of mayhem.
- Yeah.
- And lunacy.
It's a fantasy mind.
Do you have that?
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- I'm sorry.
I just, so you're just getting fucked up at all these tour stops,
running around naked.
- Yeah.
- Are you, is there other ways you're embarrassing yourself?
Are you trying to get pussy at this?
Are you, are you failing at that?
- You do a lot of things.
- Yeah.
And it, I don't realize that they're crazy.
- Yeah.
- It's the reality.
- I wouldn't.
- It's a surprise to me that it's crazy.
- Come on, man.
You're hairline, that's, those are revelations for a man with a full hairline.
How fucking old are you?
- I know.
- You know what I mean?
That's a 20 year old kid says that.
You're fucking old as shit.
You look like shit.
You can't be drunk as fuck.
- Yeah.
- And be like, I don't even know.
It's bad.
Pull my dick out at work.
- Yeah.
- And then like four drinks later, I'm nuts.
- Yeah, dude.
- Yeah, dude.
- How many years have you been doing this?
- Well, I met him.
- When was the first?
- I met him in AA.
- They were sober together.
- What the fuck?
- Yeah.
- 20 years ago, I was at a meeting.
I saw him, we became friends.
So I met him.
- 20 years ago, you, you had quit drinking 20 years ago.
And now you're like, I don't even know what it's like to be drunk.
- Yeah.
- What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
That's fucking ridiculous.
- You're calling me out.
- But I want to be serious real quick for a second.
Okay.
What, what, what you have to do is you have to look ahead in your life
and go, if this lifestyle continues, inevitably, it's going to end up here.
- Mm-hmm.
- Right?
And hopefully you can nip it before it gets there.
- Mm-hmm.
- Because what, what I'm seeing is a guy who's going to get there.
- Yeah.
- I know.
- Right?
And when you get there, you, you might lose a lot.
- I know.
- And it could, you could help you lose your health.
You can lose a lot of things.
- This is literally the only job you're qualified for.
You are so fucked if these guys get tired of you.
- I know.
I'm aware of that.
I'm aware of that.
- Dude, you know, it's crazy.
He hit me and was like, I'm, I'm, I'm so sad.
I can't be there.
I'm sorry.
And I was very supportive.
I've called you.
I called you every day and I was like, hey man, I just want you to get healthy.
And he's like, no, I just, I should be there.
And then at some point I'm like, is this because you're not going to get paid?
Because you're not coming.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Wow.
- Yeah, that is.
- No, you don't get paid.
- No, he wants to get paid for the days he was off.
- No, you don't get paid.
- You go to the hospital.
You don't get paid, man.
- I wasn't asking for money.
I was just sad.
I wasn't there with my bros.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- And the shows went fine without you.
- I'm interested.
- I think that, huh.
- It was easier without him?
- Yeah.
- No problems and no one fucking diarrhea on the floor bus.
- Wow.
- Wow.
So Wednesday, I'll see you Wednesday.
- I'm happy that you're, I'm happy that you're leveling out.
I will say that.
I told you, you said you feel better.
I'm glad you feel better.
- Yeah.
- We need to get you to a good place before anything bad happens.
- What about Vegas?
- You're not going to Vegas.
- It's not allowed?
- No.
- You should be in timeout.
- Yeah, you're in timeout.
- He's not going?
- No.
- Okay, who's going?
- All of us, but him.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But that's not, that's how life's gotta be.
We don't have a choice, man.
Am I wrong?
What the fuck are we going to do?
- You guys have been too lenient.
I don't even know this motherfucker.
And I know you've been too nice to him.
- Yeah, see?
- This is fucking crazy.
- We need to stop us around for every episode.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Because he knows that the balance, we're fucking up.
You and I, we're letting too much slide.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Of course you are.
- I know.
- You're so drunk he misses work.
- And you guys are like, hey man, this is getting kind of weird.
You're on notice, pal.

Stavros Halkias Calls Out Carlos!

- Let's welcome back, by the way.
- Stavros.
- Well, no, we've welcome Stavros.
Let's welcome Stav to the pod.
- Yeah, we're talking about my nips.
- The Greek god.
Hey, our little, is our sexy sober reindeer right there?
Is this our sexy sober reindeer?
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, man, how are you?
- Yeah, I'm doing all right.
- Do you want to talk about anything?
Let's talk about it.
If you want to.
- Well, can we let people know what happened first?
- Well, that's why I just asked him.
- Give it to Stavros.
First, give him the thing and then he'll say.
Tell Stavros.
- No, I want him to tell the story.
- Please.
- Let's go to the airport.
- Well, that's the story, wouldn't it be?
- Yeah, well, there's the weekend before where, yeah, two.
- Right, but let's just get, let's cut the fat.
- What happened at the airport?
- Yeah, thank you.
- So we were going, let me just do a pre and then he gonna.
- Go for it.
- All right, so you were, so here's, we're going to.
- Why don't check out Fat Rascal on Netflix,
by the way, folks.
- Before we get too far.
- I just want to get that before we fucking covered Godzilla
for some reason, you can ask me how I'm doing.
- All right, sorry.
- Bobby just kind of launched into an unplanned solo movie review.
- That's pretty much this entire show.
- This fucking guy did some at the airport.
We're going to talk about that for 15 minutes.
Before we do that, check out Fat Rascal on Netflix.
- Okay, and then buy a calendar.
- Buy a calendar, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, show the calendar.
- The calendar is hot.
I have it right here.
- Go to this calendar.
- Please support the fat rascal, the Greek god himself.
- That's right.
But anyway, I apologize.
- No, don't, 'cause you know what?
We usually do cover that before the show starts,
but you decided to change up the format,
and I think that's smart.
- Nice.
- Usually, we don't try to like plug people's shit
in the middle of the show 'cause it ruins it, but...
- Well, you did that on Tiger Belly too.
I liked it, I liked it.
- No, you should do that.
But please go watch one of our closest,
and I mean this if I'm gonna be genuine,
one of my favorite comedians to watch,
genuinely, one of our closest friends.
Go watch Fat Rascal on Netflix right now.
And share it.
And send it all over.
And now back to the sad, sober reindeer.
- What happened?
- So let me just do a pre, an epilogue.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, pre-log.
- Pre-log, I mean pre-log.
What's epilogue at then?
- Pro-log.
- At the end?
- Pre-log then.
- Probably.
- Sorry, I don't, all right.
- You could write his epilogue right now if you'd like.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Stop.
- So we're going to, on the road,
we're going to Wisconsin and Minnesota.
- That's right, yeah.
- I'm at the airport, right?
I'm at my gate.
- Bright and early.
Ready to go, right?
And then I get emergency texts saying something about paramedics
and something about Carlos's dad, you know what I mean?
- He's throwing up blood.
- And all this.
And I'm like, I just get on the plane, I don't care.
I'm like texting like, what the fuck is going on?
And apparently he didn't make it.
And then you posted photos of you-
- In a wheelchair.
- In a wheelchair, which is fucking gross.
But- - Lunatic.
- Oh, I was videotaping myself.
- He's videotaping himself in the ER.
- That's crazy.
- He's that guy.
You remember that girl that got COVID, that died of COVID?
And she was like, one of the first people,
she would document the whole thing.
She's like, not doing too well.
And she died.
This guy in a wheelchair being rolled around and he's got the phone up and he's
like winking
at the phone in the ER.
- They were not happy about that either.
They were like, not me.
They did not want to be in your shit.
All right.
So explain what happened.
- I was leaving TSA pre-check.
- Well, you were, this happened at the airport.
- Yeah.
- What the fuck?
- Exactly a week ago, actually.
- Yeah.
- So I'm leaving TSA.
I'm starting to like get all bloody and like, I started to get light headed and
stuff.
And I try and find a wall to like lean against.
- Damn, dude.
- And I fall into the wall.
And as I'm falling, I throw up everywhere.
- What the fuck?
- Wow.
- Lean against the wall?
- And like, I come to-
- Like you just heard your, your husband died in Vietnam.
- You were like loose.
Say it again.
What really happened?
- I never even got to lean against the wall.
I fell into it.
- You just fell.
- It's like that movie Contagion, like a scene from that, like something-
- What the fuck?
- Puked all over the place.
- Yeah, like someone slipped on my puke.
- Oh.
- All right.
- Imagine running late to a fucking flight.
- Yeah, I'd see-
- And some asshole throws up and you go, what?
Like a fucking banana peel.
- He's also at the club, right?
He's in the-
- He's at the United Lounge or whatever?
- The Lounge, where a lot of the rich people are.
- Yeah, to the Delta Lounge.
- Delta Lounge.
- They took me there.
They got me like bananas, stuff like that, but-
- That's a way to get into the Delta Lounge, by the way.
Fake being sick.
- Make yourself throw up.
They'll go get you, they'll take you in there.
- They wouldn't medically clear me to fly though.
- Wow.
Now, did you do anything bad that morning?
Were you a bad boy that morning?
- Maybe nights before.
- Nights before.
- What'd you do?
- Just some drinkies.
- Nothing else?
- No, and the cops actually showed up and asked me about that.
- If you were on something?
- Yeah, they were like, "No diet pills?"
And I was like, "No."
- "Diet pills?"
- Well, that's a comment about your weight.
- Yeah, well, that's a nice comment.
- They could tell.
- Are you shredded?
- Yeah.
He weighs like 30 pounds.
It's insane.
- They asked me if I was like on anything else,
and I was like, "No, I'm afraid of fentanyl."
And like-
- Right, I don't do coke anymore, officer.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Which is something I did say this week to someone, but-
- Saying too much.
- Yeah.
- It was bad.
They said I almost had a stroke, and they took my blood pressure,
and it was like through the roof.
- Do you think drugs and alcohol is connected to it?
Be honest.
- Yes.
- Okay.
- And so how are we, what are we doing now, do we think?
- So now for a while, I'm gonna take a break.
- No, this Wednesday-
- He's ready for Vegas.
- This Wednesday, you're back on Wednesday from Vegas, right?
- You're coming back on Wednesday, right?
- I have my meeting at noon.
- Yeah.
- You're going.
- You're gonna go to the meeting.
I think it's time.
- What kind of meeting is this?
- Oh, wow.
- A meeting.
You're going to-
- Wait, so you were just so hungover, you threw up at an airport?
- Savros, this guy spent what would be the entirety of this year on tour raging.
- Really?
- And I mean raging.
- What's his job?
What do you do on tour?
- That's exactly-
- We don't even know.
- That's a very good question.
- Explain it to us.
- Yeah, yeah, explain it to us.
- You're the one who was partying?
- Yeah, yeah.
- These are the fucking guys bringing everyone in?
- He's sober.
- Plug in a couple of microphones and then do fucking-
- And then start doing fucking Jaeger shots.
- That's fucking awesome.
- Yeah, we need him around more because Stavros is balancing out the cash.
We pay this guy to come on the road.
I don't know.
He's a producer on the show.
- Yeah, yeah.
How many producers?
- He's a vital entity, but Bobby said to me, this is it.
It's over.
It's done.
- I didn't say that.
You said that first.
- What?
- I can give you the text.
- I said, this has got to be the end.
- Yeah.
And then I said, yeah.
- And you said, I'll take him to rehab.
I mean, I'll take him to the meetings.
- Yeah.
I said, well, I mean, it's only if you want.
I mean, I can't force you to go.
- No, no, I'm forcing you to go.
- You can't force.
Do you want to go?
- I was going to, this is like crazy to say, but I was literally going to like
text you
this week about this stuff.
But then at the last second, I didn't.
- You got to go.
- No, I was just, it was hard for me.
- Yeah, that's what happens.
- Yeah.
- That's what happens when an addict embarrasses himself.
He's like, yeah, I actually was just about to fix this.
Sorry, I missed work.
I got so fucked up.
I missed work, which I don't even do that much at anyway.
- Yeah.
- Once I drink, things happen.
- Yeah.
- Like it's hard for me to stop.
- Yeah.
- It really is.
- Well, what did you do with McCone?
- The week before?
- Yeah.
What'd you do?
- Your text.
I sent you those.
- Did you just text me?
- No, I sent it to you a few weeks ago.
- Oh, I mean, I ran through the hotel naked.
- There's, show 'em.
- What the fuck?
- Show 'em.
- Carlos blacked out in the hotel, being a menace.
- Yeah.
- Share a room at all these.
- That's awesome.
- So we make these two guys share a room.
- Right, right, right.
- You have to.
And everybody else gets their own room except for these two guys.
And I will say this.
The beauty is the stories that come about from this thing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Also, by the way, the boys know we're going to Vegas
for our 200th episode.
- Wow.
- And they're also sharing a room there.
- Of course.
- Yeah, they don't have a room there.
Let's play the video.
Full screen it, please.
- I said he was going to bed.
- Pause it.
Hold on, hold on.
Pause it.
Set the clip up.
Go ahead.
- Yeah.
- Wow, that's great.
- He was laying down in his bed.
- Yeah.
- Just screaming and muttering.
And then I was like, all right, I'm going to go down.
There's still some people from the venue in the locker.
- Sure, sure.
- Yeah.
- That's baby Godzilla.
- Yeah.
- That's baby Godzilla right there.
- That's the guy who fucked your dad's ass.
- Fuck my dad, dude.
- He looks like an old Japanese guy right here.
- I know.
Look at him.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Carlos.
- But then I did some footsteps quickly running
down the hallway after me.
- So he's chasing you naked here.
Let's take a look.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Giggling.
- Dude.
- Covering his cock.
- What are you doing?
- Go back to the room, dude.
- Go back to the room.
- There he goes.
- Wow.
- What the fuck?
- This is like the Barak movie.
- Yeah.
- I would have liked it if I had his cock.
- It's right there.
- See, this is, this means he was sober to do this
because he's covering his dick.
- Yes.
- But then he's truly drunk.
He's going, this is performative.
- That's a very good one.
- Whoa.
You're a fucking detective, dude.
- Yeah, dude.
- Break this one down.
- And then.
- Break this one down.
- You're fucking again.
- You're far.
You have to go to bed.
Go to bed.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't do it.
Do it and go to bed.
- He did.
He hit it three times.
It didn't go off.
- You're too bad.
- That's awesome.
- You're going to literally
get a fucking arrested.
- Were you drunk too, McCone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Shit face.
Both of these idiots.
- I'm all naked.
- Aren't you looking for a new producer?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm good.
- Yeah.
- I'm good.
- Do you ever fantasize about fear and loathing in Las Vegas?
Like when I watch that movie, I go, I get that kind of mayhem.
- Yeah.
- And lunacy.
It's a fantasy mind.
Do you have that?
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- I'm sorry.
I just, so you're just getting fucked up at all these tour stops,
running around naked.
- Yeah.
- Are you, is there other ways you're embarrassing yourself?
Are you trying to get pussy at this?
Are you, are you failing at that?
- You do a lot of things.
- Yeah.
And it, I don't realize that they're crazy.
- Yeah.
- It's the reality.
- I wouldn't.
- It's a surprise to me that it's crazy.
- Come on, man.
You're hairline, that's, those are revelations for a man with a full hairline.
How fucking old are you?
- I know.
- You know what I mean?
That's a 20 year old kid says that.
You're fucking old as shit.
You look like shit.
You can't be drunk as fuck.
- Yeah.
- And be like, I don't even know.
It's bad.
Pull my dick out at work.
- Yeah.
- And then like four drinks later, I'm nuts.
- Yeah, dude.
- Yeah, dude.
- How many years have y