Name: Bad Friends Singing Compilation!
Uploaded: 2024-02-01T13:00:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Singing Compilation!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Singing Compilation!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-01. Transcript available.

why don't why don't we audition for american idol because i can't sing you
yeah we can no i can't yeah we can not at that level try we're bad friends
i came from overseas on a boat on my knees had to swab the poop deck kept
getting poop on the poop deck
it's bobby lee it's bobby lee
to church i know that song i have it sing it take me to the church
go ahead yeah right something like that right that's it yeah take me to church
you know the
lyrics go i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your life i'll show you my
sins
if you can sharpen your knife offer me that yeah that's good let me give you my
life
take me to church yeah this is no way mother's day mamas oh yeah beautiful
women across the world
listen to the song you know it go ahead girl
i want to take your mama out for date night make her feel all right give a
conversation till the
daylight cause she is so damn tight i pick your mama up in a ford flex that i
borrowed from my last ex
leave your purse mama cause i got checks tonight gonna be about mental sex
we hit up tgi fridays take the scenic route forget the highways there's no such
thing as my way it's
about you mama you my baby when dinner's done take your ass straight home walk
you to the front door so
you're not alone kiss your hand and say thanks for the love you shown get back
in my car and then i'm
gone show you respect like the queen you must be you never stutter always
speaking directly you ever
need me mama you just text me until then you stay so damn sexy happy mother's
day mama happy mother's
day mama wow you know what would have been better is if we'd done that video
but you lip-sync'd it
that lip sync what because at first when we were playing the video i thought
andrew's singing this live what a talent i don't remember the lyrics i wrote
them just try it let's
just try one real quick by the way by the way i do want to say this seriously
some of the fans sent
in a lot of fans sent in pictures of mom beautiful mother and some of the fans
mothers passed away
and uh and it's a lot some of these photos are of moms that are not with us
anymore which i i just
want to say we appreciate you know bob knows about a loss of a parent so it's
cool that people included
their moms that were gone it was a big deal i thought that was very nice i
thought it was very nice
that's why the song is not disrespectful it's very respectful of the video okay
asshole yeah happy mother's day mama beautiful women across the world it's your
day you know it go ahead
yeah i want to take your mama out for date night make her feel all right give a
conversation till the
daylight because she is so damn tight i pick your mama up in a ford flex that i
borrowed from my last ex
leave your purse mama because i got checks tonight gonna be about mental sex
we hit up tgi fridays take the scenic route forget the highway there's no such
thing as my way
real good happy happy mother's day happy mother's that was real good thank you
that was for me did you
like it oh god you clap for me rude oh thank you anyway sarah mclaughlin love
it
all right let me down let me down is that the next words let me down i don't
know i don't know we
stopped at the time that i didn't know anymore more words i didn't know those
words i ran out
it's all like mythological madness of the supreme kind you know because it
rhymes and it's about um
your mental mental um disorders and stuff mythological madness yeah baby in my
mind yeah mythological
madness yeah yeah yeah all the time right now bro baby i grab a knife from the
kitchen and go to the
bedroom you're lying in bed you're snoring again i stab you in the neck then
you take some meth and you
boil some babies and then you smoke it outside yeah and your neighbor says cut
it out so you kill him
too yeah welcome to the show is that the one yeah this is someone you love me
here read the lyrics are there they're there for you a little bigger because my
uncle i'm blind
uh it goes now the day bleeds into nightfall and you're not here to get me
through it all i'll let
your guard i let my guard down and think you pulled the rug i was getting kind
of used to being someone you
loved oh yeah yeah yeah yeah this is for rudy baby listen up okay uh-oh
a boy wrote a song for rudy wow listen to this
jimmy on a beat boy rudy rudy do you wanna be my girlfriend girlfriend i'ma
love you till the world
end you don't know what you're missing i got the prescription i know what i'm
giving rudy rudy do
you wanna be my girlfriend girlfriend i'ma love you till the world and you don't
know what you're
missing i got the prescription i know what i'm first first no i ain't gonna
change it up swear i'm loyal
tell us down please hold us where i'm from before me yeah that's why i need
your love gotta make me
for you showing signs i'm looking up above i know i'm cross the country but i'll
fly you hit us like
a dub i'm only 17 but i'll be 18 in a couple months drunk off of your love but
it's a long time so i'm
21. once my life gets where it should be i'ma give you the world and then some
if you don't know what
i mean by you designer couple binge drugs hey julia juliana juliana i wrote a
song for my dad okay let's
hear it all right daddy i love you daddy why you die happy father's day daddy
daddy i can fly
daddy i miss you why are you dead daddy i need you i need you so badly laying
in your bed
i'm sorry i took photos of you while you were dead and sent it to the heart
since what was in my head you
were dead and i whipped out my phone i can't believe i did that i'm all alone
miss you daddy i love you
okay there we go that's a song very good what's the song what is it uh lumineers
by no the band is
the lumineers yeah yeah lumineers yeah you sing it now yeah we're singing now
yeah you see what's the
song what's the name of the song before and after we sing it together yeah we
will what's it together
what's it called uh ophelia's the one that goes uh uh girlfriend dead sea dead
sea okay well yeah
you have to sing that okay well how about we'll play the wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait you do
first i do second she does third verse you ready yeah start from the top ready
i headed west i was a man on the move
you're next i thought you were reading the whole thing you're in the whole
thing oh oh wait so it
goes i headed west i was a man on the move new york had lied to me no sing it
just sing it oh i needed
someone needed someone i could is that the same thing yes i don't gamble but i
do bet on us yeah
okay perfect i headed west i was the man on the move new york had lied to me i
needed the truth
oh i needed something someone i could trust i don't gamble but if i did i would
bet on us
like the dead sea told me i was dead like the dead sea
you'll never sink when you are with me oh lord yeah oh lord like the dead sea
yeah yeah
okay i'm like the dead sea the finest words you ever said to me honey can't you
see i was born to be
be your dead sea wow we're making a band how hard we're making a band it's not
hard sitting in the
morning sun i'll be sitting when the evening comes nice watching the ships roll
in is that how it goes
yeah yeah yeah yeah then i'm watching them roll away again yeah
i'm sitting on the dock of the bay watching the tide roll away
i'm just sitting on the dock of the bay wasting time today i'm gonna be singing
and not unfortunately
today i'm gonna be singing it's not an original song sir yeah but it is my
favorite
song and inspired me to become a singer myself okay well let's hear it okay
okay
i get knocked down but i get up again and you're never gonna keep me down i get
knocked down but i get
up again and you're never gonna keep me down thank you but i but i thank you i
still can i just do
the no thank you he drinks a whiskey drink he drinks a vodka drink security he
drinks a lager drink
security side of drinks he sings the songs that remind him of the good times he
sings the songs that
remind him of the best times oh it's like the aha yeah video just a nice loop
of us
bobby and andrew scootin through the hallway they're in love they're in love
bobby and andrew
scootin through the hallway give me a hug give me a hug now your turn go and
there is i'm holding on to
yeah we might fall over because there's an earthquake happening i could die
because i'm clinging on to
a coward a coward a coward a pussy he don't know nothing
you're late every day it pisses me off and that's why i'm always mad you're so
late i'm late to the
show i'm not always late you're late every time we film you're late every time
every time pop without
fail yeah bro yes you're too early every night in my dreams i see you i feel
you that is how i know you
go on far across the distance and spaces between us that you have come to go on
come on god this is the big part this is the big only part that matters how you're
gonna get in
right you want to take it to hollywood or not okay okay okay go ready
wait what is that song called my heart will go on i want to see if i can reach
titanic i want to see
if i can reach that that chorus to to to near far yeah yeah ready near far yeah
yeah i'm going to try
here wherever you are you got to pull the mic away if you're gonna do that
ready here we go
near near far wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on
once more you open the door and you're it something like that
uh come on i try i need this you're right you're right i love you please i love
you i love you i
love you man i love you man please happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear andrew
happy birthday
to you
thank you bob thank you for being a bad friend