Name: Bobby & Andrew Are The Best Singers in Comedy!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew Are The Best Singers in Comedy!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-02. Transcript available.

jesse what are your new year's resolutions but honestly yeah funny no honestly
i stopped smoking
cigarettes okay and then funny um probably smoke more cigarettes smoke heroin
oh i've never done
it but i'm a trumpet player and i think it would elevate me to the next level
now is the trumpet
known for being like conducive for drug abuse hell yeah you ever hear miles david
come on dude
what did he do bertha cool yeah but what was he sucking on sipping on he's
probably sucking too he's on
heroin he did hookers yeah this might be a good segue into the my really good
movie
it's pretty woman meets uh shit at night oh i like to talk about my real addictions
no
well can we get hold on do you really think this is a very interesting question
do you think that
the influence of drugs elevated artists more than they would have ever been
without it the reason
i ask is because i saw a video an hour ago of bradley noel's son performing and
he sounds
exactly like him and i literally was eating thinking i wonder if this kid sober
is as talented as his dad
was i don't know bradley noel's uh sublime oh yeah yeah yeah well let me ask
you this could he imitate
his dad if his dad never did the drugs that's what i'm saying so it is the
drugs isn't it is the drugs
that's that's my point as i kept eating being like it's got to be the drugs
yeah we should do some
drugs right now i am down i told you that i'm down dude jacob noel is that his
name yeah there was a
video that was viral on the internet of him singing at a bar somewhere and uh
it sounded exactly like dude it was
like shocking how close it was well weren't the beatles all on crystal meth no
no no you're thinking
of someone yeah i'm thinking of someone you're thinking of twisted sister there
it is yeah
also a great band yeah yeah what was the twisted sister song he had one good
song right he sung uh
twisted sister what's a big hit of twisted sister all you need is love no yeah
that's the beatles what
the fuck no no it was uh hold your hold my hand no no no um it was um what was
it it was a safety
dancer no no that's if what was the twisted sister main song uh their number
one girls rock the boys
yeah girl come on feel the noise girl rock the boys we'll get wild wild wild
you do it like my mom
where you guess you know it phonetically but you're guessing yeah i don't know
the lyrics
yeah you you are like what an asian kid does when a band comes to their yeah
you know what i love is
like afghan i saw this one afghanistan guy or some some guy you know a middle
eastern guy sure no and
he was like singing a song but he was just making up the lyrics but he sounded
oh i saw that guy on
internet yeah i've seen i like when that happens yeah because phonetically i
don't know who said
that maybe i think i remember watching an interview with uh what's the kid's
name brandon from
incubus he said it was wild we would go to like japan yeah and they would phonetically
know word for
word let me make up a song with gibberish english okay well what's you have to
have a root song and then
do you know i just make up a song too okay great do it i can't i'm a silly town
i don't carry and all
around you need to carry about silly them i'm roaming around and going down in
the battle style you
sound like a deaf person yeah it's like a deaf girl imitating a song there's no
way that singer can
hear well i tried i fucked it up turn it up by my headphones that's what that's
right you try one
that's hard um okay no english but it's got to sound like english
oh my god yeah that's good god's don't get it fast i do let's keep asking them
down
yeah i got to get out who has howl get hip get hip get out
yeah that was so pretty good also deaf sounding i know they all sound deaf i
would love to hear a hootie
and the blowfish cover of that okay a lot of hootie and the blowfish songs kind
of sounded like
that yeah yeah it almost hootie sounds like hootie hootie and um red hot chili
peppers no stone temple
pilots could be kind of yeah it's been doctors right in the same everyone hear
it come on all
right jess let's hear you do a song that has no english on it no rhythm we've
heard before no
rhythm we just did two songs that you've never heard before you didn't hear
those but i'd like to
oh i like that yeah very pearl jammy that was sure yeah yeah yeah very pearl
jammy all right d phil
you're up
fun fun fun chicken wheels are fun french michael mcdonald's yeah yeah yeah oh
i love me some
michael taking it to the street taking it to the streets that guy what was he
taking by the way
i have no idea probably some hookers whoa that was one of my one of my audition
one of my test
auditions for snl was uh on the original tape i didn't do it live was uh michael
mcdonald ordering
at mcdonald's very funny do the bet can we hear it i'll have a number one
without cheese please
didn't end up doing it live but i put it on the original tape because i thought
it was ridiculous
michael mcdonald ordering mcdonald's hold the pickles please hold the pickles
please that's a
great bit yeah well it did not they were like don't do that live now did you
did you purposely
want to sing because there's always a singer on the show yeah no i just i just
thought it was a
really i was high and i thought of it and i thought can i tell you a character
i did for my tv
audition please i didn't know how to do impressions still don't yeah i know
yeah we saw we saw your
scooby didn't know that too yeah do your scooby-doo again what that's deaf scooby
that's deaf scooby
that's deaf scooby hearing impaired scooby-doo okay still deaf yeah
wait is that deaf shaggy yeah deaf shaggy yeah deaf shaggy is pretty good
great so they go they go we need three impressions from you and i was like i
don't know how to do it in my
mind right yeah so i i thought number one this is how clever i am right i go i
want to do impressions
of people that they don't know what they sound like they're famous smart yeah
so i did all so i just
saw this interview with chow young fat it was on e and every i know we
explained this to the producers
when i auditioned i go every three lines he would change his position so you go
how you know how they
overpronounciate hello my name is chow young fat you know what i mean and i
would start like this right
and every every three lines i would change but by the end of the auditions i
was on my head
in the corner of the room backwards oh my god i mean i did the a few like that
and it crushed but i i
so i decided to just you know figure out what this sketch was right yeah and
let that be the thing
that's got to be funny rather than the impression smart thank you you did connie
chung i didn't audition
with if they made me did you ever meet her in real life dr phil oh i've met uh
connie chung and uh
michael cheng the tennis player yeah yeah every sort of chung cheng combination
i've met maybe all
the chinese people you've met okay okay boy what are we 20 minutes in i thought
you're gonna ask me
that from the get-go uh michael cheng yeah jackie chan check yeah jet lee check
um who was the other
other one i said johnny chung yeah yeah and then connie had a whole family with
her right so i met
all them mildred chug mildred chung yeah yeah one of the most underestimated of
the chung family
um boy ariana yep ariana chung yeah ariana grande no chung her last name is chung
yeah oh this
yeah oh i didn't know yeah you gotta you don't spend a lot of time online do
you uh there's also
fuck help me out andrew uh i won't do it okay yeah fair enough and then that
well oh no then the
the guy from um from teenage mutant ninja turtles two secret of the ooze splinter
he played keno
splinter lee remember the guy well splinter lee yeah but then keno remember the
pizza delivery guy
oh yeah keno yeah keno i think he was in three ninjas he was in three ninjas
how about the guy that
how about the rufio rufio oh yeah yeah the james casson lee from heroes
what about quite a few what about the guy in lu kang in the in the action
series mortal combat
yeah lu kang you met him that might be the one that i've yet to get a face-to-face
chung lee you
know chung lee from uh street fighter yeah oh yeah and i've a couple chun lis
in my day
really well this is college pre-college yeah you know go to school tulane you
went to tulane university
i'm pretty sure yeah okay well what'd you study there uh biochemistry really
minor
let's go i want to go to your wikipedia page to find out how much you know
about well it's not up to
date but but the um i did uh well let's click let's hold on one second let's
let's get this uh and by
biochemist i meant like you know radio and television uh no communications
there you are dude what a nice
photo so zoom in please on college career go to college born ogloma i think it
was missouri state i
tried to get into but they you know the program there the mississippi state midwestern
is where
i ended up going you went to shawnee mission north high in overland park kansas
then you played
linebacker high school that's correct you went to university of tulsa you're in
a football scholarship
you failed to mention tulsa tulane you know tomato tomato ray no way off not
even close okay and then
say you transferred to midwestern state university in wichita falls texas that
i remember you do look when
you do so much cool yeah right you just forget what did jay-z say like some you
know i got two
for my pimps and six for my hoes or something no i never said that well andrew
you get it i mean like
you probably don't even think about uh when you were on the office because you've
done so much cool
shit since no i think about it i that up pretty bad well that was one of my
favorite episodes
really dr phil well just because i've always wanted to get on a boat and travel
the world and
i've never done it and that episode if we can cut to it was there was we can't
i'll explain it there
was you on a boat and ed helms was taking off for florida i believe and you
were giving him the
boat and you had a sweater a boat sweater that's right and uh and i just got
real jealous because
i've always wanted to hop on a boat dr phil you can afford to be on a boat i
think you're very well
off yeah but not the type that like that ed helms was in the office like a
little fisherman's boat
oh i can't afford that well look at this the internet says your net worth is 460
million dollars
it's a bit low yeah if i buy you a boat is that weird
literally a boatload of money let's go with it and some laughter
dr phil you've accumulated a certain amount of money yeah it's crazy what have
you what are you
doing for your community i was told there'd be no charitable uh question inquiries
but i'll tell you
there's an orphanage called loving hands that i just donated uh some some funds
to really is that the
catholic priesthood what is that no it's a you know kids that are uh tossed to
the side or babies that
are born but you know the parents are like you know we got to go to denny's we
can't be a dad so
they drop the kid off and then loving hands picks him up okay i want to i
actually want to approach
something real fast with this guy we there's some controversy that we want to
go over right now if you
don't mind dr phil sure in february of last year a dozen current and former
employees of your show
alleged that they had experienced verbal abuse in a workplace that fosters fear
intimidation and racism
seven employees currently still claim that the show guests often manipulated
and were treated unethically
attorneys for for you dr phil and your co-producer carla pinkerton they categorically
denied every
allegation however i feel like you've had some hush money paid out well i
prepared a statement oh thank you
in response to the recent allegations uh i'd just like to say uh and you sound
like a bunch of
pussy-ass losers wow wow you wrote that down well i typed it okay yeah