Name: Inside Dr. Phil's INSANE Bedroom!
Uploaded: 2024-02-09T13:00:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Inside Dr. Phil's INSANE Bedroom!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Inside Dr. Phil's INSANE Bedroom!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-09. Transcript available.

I do think it's important for us to celebrate what we've uh created oh bob you
can go first
oh yeah yeah 2024 is around the corner what did 2023 bring to you and then i'll
get to you andrew
oh okay oh well i just you know i you know my enemy i said no to my enemy and i
i put him on
in his tracks and the enemy is called ice cream you're not gonna stop eating
ice cream my enemy
it's called ice cream i thought you're gonna say like jackie chan no not jackie
chan no man he's
a good guy i'm a good guy for sure but i still would love to see a fight to the
death yeah yeah
jack me and jackie yeah yeah over a bowl of mint chocolate chip uh well that's
cool congrats are
you would are you really trying to quit ice cream for real yeah you are yeah
because you know all
my you know what i'm gonna do now oh i'm sending gallons of mcconnell's ice
cream to your front
door for the next month straight to tempt me yeah okay it's gonna be out there
baby yeah he's it's
just gonna melt out there a sticky river a little sticky river he's gonna want
to slide down in that
steep driveway and at the bottom of that i'm gonna put up one of those little
like kiddie pools it's
just gonna slowly fill up with melted ice cream so every time you back out of
your car how are you
gonna resist what flavor get out what flavor if you get the flavor right then
maybe it's gonna be bad
buddy i'm gonna do all of them you're not gonna get one flavor but it's gonna
be like a suicide
from a fountain drink but let me say something yeah i've questioned our
friendship and i
don't think you know me a lot i don't think you know me so i want to ask you
what kind of ice cream
would i be tempted to eat good question thank you so much doctor and if you get
that right dude we're
besties if you get it wrong we have a long way to go my friend well no there
should be a real bet
here if he gets it wrong something has to happen to him like what i don't know
maybe he gets punched in
the taint dr phil is this how you solve shit on your show yeah no but i'm not
on my show right
you're on my show correct so shut the fuck up wow how does that feel dr phil
can i be honest it feels
good he likes to be talked to like that yeah so i i make my wife wear a mask of
me just to know what
what it's like to go fuck myself yeah wow wow wow wow wow so you were saying
about your favorite
creamery what do you can tell what your favorite kind of ice cream is yeah do
you know what it is
yeah oh give me okay go ahead
i bet i know what is it well here's the hard part that's why because you're not
no i do know you well
but you're not shy when it comes to indulgence it's not like one is your
ultimate i know if you eat a
lot five that i like if you could name one of the five well rocky road for sure
as well that's not my
number one i know that's it i know well then why did you even well i was gonna
say sugar-free red bull
they don't make they don't make them like that not with that attitude oh you're
right we want that to
happen that's actually true yeah yeah we want it to happen you're manifesting
it he is let me ask you
something when you moved out your house how come they had machine guns on the
wall
what's up with that yeah yeah i mean you know do you see that his house was
that his house yeah look
at dr phil's house online what's the deal dude when you moved out what was this
about you just you
just load up ak yeah yeah what is that all about well to be fair i've never
seen this picture before
but i will tell you this much yeah i have so many rooms in my house i've got an
arcade i've got a
i've got a room that's just filled with bidets so you have one of those you
have one of those shitty
days literally right okay and you just want to pop around to each
fucking hose and let them just you know right to town but the gun room came
into play when i saw
um the new grand theft auto came out and then i had also seen a mission
impossible movie and
had a couple run-ins at the local ride aid where i was like i wish i was
packing so
um built a room yeah hung up some memorabilia uh-huh can you zoom in on that i
mean that's an
astonishing it's also in your dining room look at the toys too yeah to the left
the last one my favorite
part is all the uh added are you a big murakami fan oh murakami miragumi uh all
right uh what is it uh
teramont what uh tiramisu tiramisu no the origami origami so you've got on that
wall from what we can
see there's a hand about five or six assault rifles yeah imagine being an uber
eats driver and getting my
order wrong and still having the nerve to show up imagine me walking into that
room and going right
maybe next time you don't forget the mac salad you honestly would invite an uber
eats guy into your
house hey i'm trying to play cool and no i didn't know you were that kind of
guy i'm i'm realizing how
humble and cool you are yeah i mean i try to relate it's you get to a certain
level and you guys are
are are in it right now you know where the where the tide is changing you're
jumping out into the ocean
with not just a surfboard but a game plan uh what the are you talking about i
have no
idea what he's talking about yes you know you tell me yeah you say you're you're
guys famous
dr phil level fame oh wow what's this relationship about how do you know dr phil
i just watch a lot
facebook yeah well i follow you on facebook you do you do i follow about 16
people on facebook
yeah coulier yeah uh jess uh-huh um tony robbins is uh of course agent let me
guess um tipak chopra
deepak chopra fuck yeah yeah gary v gary v yeah gary cannon uh the situation
the situation yeah it
gotta be the situation um papa john just because i love a good racist rant from
time to time all right
right i know i know mike lindell boom what a funny guy yeah he's hilarious
hilarious yeah good yeah and
then is that all the people that there's three or four more in there yeah yeah
what about uh what about
marlo cyrus the other miley cyrus's uh unknown sister yep and then uh there's a
guy that looks
like billy eilish that works at trader joe's oh william eilish yep i know him
yeah and um uh billy
billy billy as we call him and then um billy joe armstrong from green day there's
a yep i follow him
and billy joe yep and then billy joel billy joel the actual billy joel no there's
a an actor who
plays uh billy joel yep he's a stunt guy i guess right right right sometimes
billy joel falls off
stage for playing piano so there's a guy that comes out and then obama's fan
page up all the way oh
good so nice because if you didn't say that because all they were all pretty
much white they were all
white except for indian deepak oh no he's white oh he is pretty white very very
tan very that's a
scooby-doo situation really oh you'll pull back did you read his books scooby-doo
no deepak
yeah yeah scooby-doo has a couple yeah what was this what's it robba dabba oh
my god wrong dog
wrong dog wrong dog wrong dog wrong dog what was i even doing i didn't know
what see i started
doing with scooby-doo but then i forgot what you did fred flintstone yeah yeah
i forgot what he
says so i was gonna go robba dabba do oh my god there's not enough space in my
heart that is
so bad that's my bit to do what robba dabba do that's my bit oh i stole your
bit
how dare you don't robba dabba dude that's me you better know better you sound
like that's
not scooby-doo that's like scooby-doo's is a nemesis raw dog oh a less popular
cartoon for
some yeah raw dog can you imagine a true animated series called raw dog oh my
god it's like it's like
a crime uh fighting crime solving dog and his arch nemesis is a condom oh yeah
just a big yeah
like just a big doctor condom just a doctor king koopa for mario brothers yeah
doctor condom yeah
yeah i'm gonna cover you up no yeah and raw dog's like i gotta i'm trying to i'm
trying to
fuck shit up in this city wait raw dog's not a dog oh he is but he talks oh i
didn't know okay
clearly yeah okay you just talked yourself out of an ep credit
i'm sorry we were producing this thing my bad i am right hey you always got to
be thinking of
shit oh i just farted excuse me
classic comedy
that needed to be do you know what that was dr phil no ghost genuinely yeah we
have a ghost
yeah so i don't know if i can handle that there was a young small gentleman who
used to be on the
show and he passed away live in the studio yeah he used to drink wine often on
here and he passed
away in the studio and that was a little ghost of him trying to rest his little
head on one of those
and popped it how big is his head it's pretty tiny okay so do you want to say
anything to the
the afterlife he's in the room right now well i've read a bunch of things on
how to get rid of ghosts
and i've they actually say you're supposed to ask the ghosts if they know they're
dead or not
which to me feels counterproductive hey hey you guys are fucking dead you know
that and then they're
like yeah but they can't talk back because they are dead do you get what i'm
getting it no actually
not no i honestly don't okay well let me let me just hey little boy uh your
balloon uh uh charade
scared the out of me but uh but i get it and i get what you're doing and i get
why you're doing it but
i i want to know if you could come back here and and uh be back on the show bad
friends what would
you do what would you add my email is at phil fill it up at aol.com yeah hey phil
fill it up
did i stutter you said at phil oh at phil fill it up fill it up usually talking
to like a gas
station attendant it's hey phil fill it up fill it up i got it f-i-l-l for fill
it up or p-h-i-p-h-i
okay okay so hold on one second one of my first jobs was it let's be quiet and
let's see if he'll
answer your question i love that ready be quiet go ahead
why'd you look at me i thought yeah i had to do something no i thought i
thought i was like i
thought it was like your look was a callback loop no i look it was it was it
was perfect yes okay
fancy would just add in doc's voice being like yeah tino oh in the background
yeah yeah yeah yeah