Name: Bobby's Mom Lies to Her Therapist!
Uploaded: 2024-02-14T13:00:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's Mom Lies to Her Therapist!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's Mom Lies to Her Therapist!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-14. Transcript available.

mom how do you feel about the japanese oh boy oh mom how do you feel about the
japanese
do you have any japanese friends no no chinese friends no korean friends oh
yeah yeah are you
going to therapy still no no more therapy i don't need it you don't need i'm a
normal person you're
normal but you're a pretty normal i said well i have to pay 110 dollars yeah we
paid oh yeah okay
and she sent me you know like a text message and you don't like it no no no it's
okay she said how
you i said you only went one time i thought you said you're gonna go yeah i
said i wasn't feeling
good you know i have to lie to her because i cannot tell her i don't have any
problems people has a
problem right yeah but i don't want a problem you don't have any problems oh
not that kind of to
talk to people okay i can talk to myself at home but mom but can i ask you
something growing up
there was a lot of trauma well i got over what do you mean i have a trauma so
you don't have dreams
about your little sister yeah but that's not trauma that is it is mom well she
died and she was in my
dream she died in front of you yeah in the uh kayaks yeah yeah yeah and that's
not traumatic well it was
like 70 years ago oh okay well you know i'm 80. you're 80. it happened when i
was like she's over
my point is is that even if i'm a 10 year old kid and i saw steve get run over
by a truck but i didn't see
her that accident but you came back down and then you saw we went to school
first and she followed
us at school later because he she wake up late oh she woke up late yeah so we
didn't see her accident
i guess that's a lesson you waking up on time
good comedy dude universal dude no you wake up normal yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
in the afternoon
yeah so mom um in terms of the japanese though you have no more resentment yeah
let's get back to
racism yeah no let's go let's move on no no no the japanese he says you don't
like any japanese people
at all i didn't say that he did he said that i never said that i was just
asking i didn't say i didn't
like japanese people i know but you remember they oppressed us i know that the
government oh the
government yeah not people right just like in gonzola minus one that's right
that's the exact
same right that's the same theme you're right mom it's the government nothing
not people whoa dude
well why did you say that growing up
you never said that yeah you would say crazy you never asked i know but that
was very clever i'm
not sure you're right it's the government not the people right yeah because
when i see the japanese
prepare very nice i love them i love them too you know yeah but maybe their
government is not nice to
korea yeah like emperor hero yeah yeah emperor hero about 40 years 40 years
they took everything they took
rice rice rice uh trees trees trees they cut all the trees korean trees to make
them to uh like a war
they took them down all korean so they chopped down the trees trees to make war
to wait to make war
yeah and they labor korean go there and labor they labor yeah yeah no pay no
pay no no rice even
korean go there oh yeah women to do what what is it
well it's all full circle it's all full circle okay no pay okay oh so the prostitutes
didn't get
paid so back in the this is what i can now that i won't stand for i won't stand
that yeah the trees
i'm fine with the rice was back in the day japanese came to korea they chopped
down the trees for some
reason well because they take away their oxygen oh that's wow cruel it's
actually pretty clever how
cruel japanese man they're so smart that's wild so yeah uh you're emperor here
here though i'm like a
cutter them off where they breed emperor hito what do you mean what are you implying
choke them out i
know but what do how do we do that we're about the trees
you are genius can you imagine that's what what a roundabout way to try to kill
people so rip out
trees well that's crazy that's insane yeah yeah then after that korean war
broken everything
you know everything destroyed you saw it all no no no trees no house no house
i know and and how old were you when that happened how old were you i was like
seven years old and i
remember exactly you know all the stuff oh yeah that really never forget you
never forget so that's
maybe trauma yeah that's a trauma that's real trauma yeah that's true you know
that was the best bad
memory right oh yeah yeah but that was trauma that's not bad memory to me i
have a really not bad memory
no i remember they get through what happened mom did you see dead bodies did
you see dead people
in the oh yes street on the street how many many many many and that's because
we live in in the amount
kind of mint mount i remember the mountain yeah yeah oh okay okay that was this
was the original
what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean she saw dead people she does
stuff yeah yeah
that was the six cents she said she said she saw thousands of dead people
bodies but that's not
fine but it's no big deal no big deal yeah well seven years ago it's a war i
mean what do you
expect what do you expect what do you expect parties what party yeah a war
party yeah by the way imagine if
a dictator was like it's war what do you expect parties
what did you eat then as a kid uh like mostly like uh mom look at me no no no
no i don't eat any but you know people that eat dog no i don't like i don't
like you don't lick you don't lick
you don't lick dogs no no no oh no i never did you eat dogs back then yeah dog
gagogi okay some people you never ate gagogi no okay you can tell you can tell
she doesn't eat dog
i don't yeah you don't have it yeah you don't have it here no no no no you can
tell it you can tell
your skin's really raw meat when i was young no meat yeah vegetarian until like
i came here to america
to america yeah you know okay how old how old are you moved to the united
states 24 24. so i've been
here like almost 60 years old and my english is so good so good no it is it's
not like korean i speak
perfect korean well your korean is flawless but your english is pretty good it's
better than and
than his fancy yeah listen how bad his english is oh my english is okay see he's
from spain
oh yeah there it is oh yeah there we go there we go there we go how are you
doing that's his wife's
nickname for him do you remember this song mom san san toki toki yeah yeah sing
it rabbit you want to
sing it yeah they don't know yeah no i want to sing it with you please
thank you i can't believe there hasn't been any korean superstar musicians
you don't think that's a good song right and that's not really a grammy award-winning
song is it row row row your boat gentry in the street yeah very good very good
merrily now this
now this part's going to be hard for both of you yeah yeah yeah you got to go
through right right
to that one you got to go first you skip that one like element of p