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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's Mom Dissects Bob's Looks!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-15. Transcript available.

The first time I went to a strip club was not fun at all.
I went on a first date.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I went to meet this guy and I really liked him.
And I got to the restaurant and he was with 10 other friends.
And then he said, we're all going to a strip club.
And it was just like really awkward.
And so I always thought of them negatively, but last night was so fun.
Oh, wait, here's the best part that she told me the story last night.
How long did you still see that guy for after the first date?
Three months.
So it obviously didn't matter.
It didn't matter.
Like clearly it didn't really matter.
Three more months after that, you still were like, maybe he'll change.
But I never went back to a strip club.
This was like 10 years ago.
It was the first time that we busted that strip club cherry for her and for McCone
for real.
I can't look at women the same.
In a good way.
Yeah.
You respect them even more as acrobatic entities of athleticism.
Yeah, they're amazing.
These women were un-fucking real.
I mean, it was almost as if they got girls from Cirque du Soleil.
And they were like, hey, I know you love doing acrobatics.
Do you mind money being thrown at you?
Oh, wow.
And they were like, instead of a check, can we just have money thrown at you?
Because you're so good.
They're so good at the acrobatics.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shocking.
There was a girl that could hit her legs above her head on the floor so hard,
it shook the
floor and it hurt my feet.
Yeah.
Wow.
Like stung my feet.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Is, if you were with your wife and she did that, is that sexy?
I don't know why they would even need to do that.
Well, if the setup was like that, like if I had a pole at my house with a stage,
how funny
if she came up to me and she was giving me rates and she's like, you want to
dance?
And I'm like, yeah.
And she's like, 250.
I'm like, come on.
Your wife is?
And she turns around.
She's like, get this guy out of here.
It kicked out of my own house.
I'm just saying the things they do in the strip club isn't stuff that you would
see in the
bedroom.
Okay, but here's the deal.
What's sexy about it is that it's, it's like, it's like this naughty, ungettable
fantasy world.
It's like you're watching anime.
It's like, it's not real.
It's real, but it's not, oh, he's got a fart.
What are you doing?
What's the one?
No, okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Do it, do it, do it.
No, let her do it.
And what I'm saying is all they have to do is to stand there like this.
No, no, no.
No.
That's not what they do.
They do a lot more.
No, that's all they have to do.
You know what it's like?
That's all they have to do.
It's like stand-up.
Oh, yeah.
You kept doing this last night.
You kept saying it's like stand-up.
Yeah, they got the host.
He's bringing them on.
They do their act.
And you watch and you're like, wow.
But you're not going to go home and do your act, you know, to your friends.
See, exactly.
No, she's right.
Because she even said that there was three stages and she goes, so this is like
the main room
and that's like the belly room, she said, to the small stage.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And it was.
You could tell they were working out over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were working out some new things.
They were trying some of the tricks.
Wow.
And by the way, the DJ is just like a host.
Yes.
The DJ is a little middle host.
And then sometimes there was two girls that came at the same time and she goes,
that's
like the Scar Brothers.
Yeah, there was a duo.
There was a duo.
There was a twins?
Yeah.
Thank you.
I forgot about that.
No, they were just women that looked a lot alike.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
She goes, that's like the Scar Brothers.
I go, that's exactly, this is just like stand-up.
Yeah.
All night she kept doing that.
It was very cute.
She kept going.
Wow.
I should have gone.
She goes, this is just like stand-up.
Yeah.
Wow.
Don't you guys feel like we're just funny strippers?
We are funny strippers.
But it's also, they're both in the same environment, you know, to drink minimum
usually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really sad.
What's going on?
No, let her do it.
Do your thing.
Do your iPad thing, baby.
Do your iPad thing.
The last time we saw Bobby's mom, I'm Bobby mom.
Had to do it.
Had to do it.
The last time we saw Bob's mom, we were in Phoenix and the moment we got her in
there,
she got right on her iPad like this and she showed me she was downloading
photos of BTS
boys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so cute.
And there's got to be 10,000, I'm not even kidding.
How many photos are in there of BTS boys?
45.
45,000.
45,000.
45,000 photos.
You know what, dude?
I'm going to let her do what she wants to do.
I don't hurt anybody.
You never hurt anybody, no.
She would be a great dictator, for real.
I know.
I know, I know.
You should give her some dictator lines.
You think she'd be a good dictator?
Yes.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Let's give her a line.
What's the line?
The baker must, the baker, just chop his head off, but don't set him on fire.
All right, here we go.
This is what you want you to say.
The baker, repeat after me, the baker.
Baker?
Yeah.
Don't chop his head off.
Don't chop the cut off.
Yeah.
No, no.
The baker.
Baker?
Yeah, chop his head off.
Chop the head off.
Don't set him on fire.
Don't set him on fire.
Can you do that on your own?
Go ahead.
No, the baker, don't chop his head off.
Oh no, the baker, chop his head off.
Don't set him on fire.
Say it.
Go ahead.
What did you say?
The baker.
The baker.
Chop his head off.
Chop, chop off his head.
Yeah, yeah, there we go.
And don't set him on fire.
Don't set him on fire.
Let's do it now.
Okay, so now I'm fine.
Say it now.
Baker?
Yeah.
What are you going to do with that?
Don't chop it.
Oh, don't.
No, no, don't forget.
Don't cut off his head.
Yeah, yeah.
No, chop his head off.
Cut off his head, but don't set him on fire.
Yeah, that's good.
This is the same as, this is the same one.
We should write it down.
I think she can say it.
I want to find it.
I tell you, I think we got to start this one-on-one class over again.
I think that.
What do you mean?
We got to, if you're going to do it, you got to really get her into it.
You got to set the mood, set the character.
I mean, you were, you were so quick.
You were kept, and you kept telling her the wrong thing to say every time.
What do you tell her?
Yeah.
All right, you ready for a dictator phrase?
Okay.
Say, all the women.
All the women.
Burn them alive.
Burn them alive.
Burn them alive.
Burn them alive.
Burn them alive.
So, okay, say that.
All the women.
Burn them alive.
That's good enough.
That's a pretty good dictator.
This is also how Biden prepares for his speeches.
So good.
Yeah.
Same consistency.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
That's very good, dude.
Very good.
I'd vote for you.
Are you, would you run for president in 20, would you run for president?
No.
Run for president?
Would you want to be the president of the United States?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
You'd never run.
That's why she'd be so good.
Oh, wait, wait.
Can I just, can I grab this real quick?
This is concerning.
Who's that?
No, no, no, no.
Sorry.
This is concerning.
What is it?
She's got, um...
Show me.
Hamas.
Oh, yeah.
What's going on over there?
What's going on over here, mom?
Arab.
Arab.
I know, but talk in the mic.
Talk in the mic.
Is this Hamas?
He's very good looking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's somebody you'd been talking to?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
He'd get out of, uh, kick out of the country.
Yeah.
Because, uh, they're afraid every, uh, women gonna fall for him.
Oh, right.
So many women are throwing themselves.
Right.
And you think he's handsome.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he has to live in seclusion.
He's handsome.
Right.
But what if he had a Brazil dick?
Huh?
Brazil penis.
Oh, you like this better?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't like Brazil penis.
No, I didn't.
But what if he had one?
What if he had a big gochu?
No, I don't want to see that.
Oh, you don't want to see his penis?
No.
No, no.
You just want to shake hands and play chess or something.
Yeah.
Why does somebody ask his penis, no?
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Lunatic.
Lunatic.
Me?
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.
Hold on.
Okay.
We got to get her a bigger iPad.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
There's going to be a different way of doing this.
100%.
There's got to be a different way to do it.
Mom, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Okay, don't bother me.
Don't bother her.
Don't bother her.
Yeah.
This is what she does all day.
That's what's concerning to me.
She lives by herself.
But wait a minute.
That's what you do all day.
What do you do that's so different?
You play video games all day.
How is that so different than this?
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
What is the difference?
That is true.
Nothing.
There is no difference.
Yeah.
This is fine.
At least this is like-
Exercise.
Exercising and engaging and fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because yours is a little too immersive.
Run.
You go to the gym too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She goes to the gym.
You go to the gym every day?
You swim every day?
Once a week is a lot.
Ask him how often he goes to the gym.
Never.
Okay.
That's right.
Yeah.
Thanks, mom.
Well, she is right though.
Yeah, she is right.
Do you think we can get you on a workout plan for 2024?
Mm-hmm.
We talked about it.
Are you really going to come through with it or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep.
Could change subject.
I can feel that.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to talk about that, you know?
Why not?
Because I'm not going to do it.
Why?
Really, what's concerning about my health?
Do you have concerns of my health?
Andreas?
No, you look very healthy.
How about you?
Do you have concerns?
It's weird because on paper, yes, but I know you personally, and you are so
spiteful, and
you'd seem much younger than your age.
How about you guys?
No.
You think, Carlos, you're concerned?
The Red Bull, yeah.
Oh, Carlos.
Oh, yeah, Carlos.
Carlos is like, yeah.
You're kidding.
The pot.
Who is that?
He's making.
What?
Who is this?
Can we show who this is now to the group?
Oh, oh, oh.
So...
A Korean chef.
No, but she goes...
Oh.
Pull the mic closer.
Mom, you have to talk on the mic.
Oh, why?
Because no one can hear you.
They don't have to.
Oh, yeah.
So, what is he doing?
He's ceramic class in there.
He's ceramic class, yeah.
They are making something.
Yeah.
But, like, he's saying, what is this?
Because he's doing bigger and bigger.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, you think it's a penis?
It looks like a penis.
Yeah, it looks like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you laughed at that?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a BTS.
He's BTS.
A big, yeah, yeah.
He's the oldest one.
He's the oldest.
He's an army, right?
Mom, you know that he does that every night in his...
Oh, they are like a saint.
They're like saints.
They don't.
Mom, they do, Mom.
They're like saints and priests.
They go after little boys.
They don't touch...
They don't touch their own.
Yeah.
She thinks that the BTS, they're like angels.
They are.
They are.
Yeah, they are.
Tell me they're not.
How would they not be angels?
Those are beautiful little angel boys.
We don't know what they do, but there's no way...
That's insane to think that...
I think late at night when they're done performing,
they go eat dinner, they pray, and they go to bed.
And they don't go to a party.
They don't go to a party, baby.
When they have a Grammy here.
Yeah.
After that, they don't go to a party.
They go to a hotel, and they do...
And they suck each other off.
No, no, no, no.
They go to a hotel, they suck each other off.
No, they talk with their friends, you know.
Oh, really?
Live stuff.
Do you think they talk or do you think...
What?
Yeah, she doesn't...
Mom, you...
That's because...
Like in general, don't pay attention.
I know, but we can't hear you,
and there's room in the show if we can't hear you.
No, you don't know me.
I'm here, okay?
I just pretend I'm not here.
You don't know me?
Superstar.
Honestly, this is the kind of superstar stuff that I thrive to be.
This is what I'm feeling like childhood shit right now.
That's my favorite.
Let's see.
Oh, my goodness.
It's my favorite.
She's like Elvis Presley.
Yeah.
I like Elvis Presley.
Elvis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Elvis.
His lips like that, you know.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, your lip was crooked.
That was something they had to fix.
You're all that good luck if you lose your, you know.
Stomach.
If you lose your...
Stomach.
Yeah.
Fat stomach.
Extra fat.
Yeah.
Exercise.
Exercise.
Yeah, you have a young face.
You look like about Tony.
But this one doesn't go together.
Right.
You know.
What?
Your face and this doesn't match.
What's this mean?
No, what's this mean?
My stomach.
You think I'm fat?
Fat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
See, look at you.
You look like him.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
You do kind of have like Elvis.
You know why, mom?
Why?
Because that's fucking me.
Hey, hey.
Now, be with me, guys.
She just said I'm fat.
She speaks the truth.
You look like Song Hong Min.
Okay.
You do kind of have the same Elvis pattern.
When you were young, you looked like him.
And then, you know, when he got like bloated and ate peanut butter and banana
sandwiches,
you kind of look like that Elvis right now.
The one that died on the toilet.
That's what she's saying.
I know what she's saying.
That's what she said.
It makes my throat sore.
It gets me flustered.
It does.
It gets me.
She makes me flustered.
Why?
And gets my emotions running.
He's sad now.
Now he's sad.
She doesn't care.
Look at her.
Yeah.

Bobby's Mom Dissects Bob's Looks!

The first time I went to a strip club was not fun at all.
I went on a first date.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I went to meet this guy and I really liked him.
And I got to the restaurant and he was with 10 other friends.
And then he said, we're all going to a strip club.
And it was just like really awkward.
And so I always thought of them negatively, but last night was so fun.
Oh, wait, here's the best part that she told me the story last night.
How long did you still see that guy for after the first date?
Three months.
So it obviously didn't matter.
It didn't matter.
Like clearly it didn't really matter.
Three more months after that, you still were like, maybe he'll change.
But I never went back to a strip club.
This was like 10 years ago.
It was the first time that we busted that strip club cherry for her and for McCone
for real.
I can't look at women the same.
In a good way.
Yeah.
You respect them even more as acrobatic entities of athleticism.
Yeah, they're amazing.
These women were un-fucking real.
I mean, it was almost as if they got girls from Cirque du Soleil.
And they were like, hey, I know you love doing acrobatics.
Do you mind money being thrown at you?
Oh, wow.
And they were like, instead of a check, can we just have money thrown at you?
Because you're so good.
They're so good at the acrobatics.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shocking.
There was a girl that could hit her legs above her head on the floor so hard,
it shook the
floor and it hurt my feet.
Yeah.
Wow.
Like stung my feet.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Is, if you were with your wife and she did that, is that sexy?
I don't know why they would even need to do that.
Well, if the setup was like that, like if I had a pole at my house with a stage,
how funny
if she came up to me and she was giving me rates and she's like, you want to
dance?
And I'm like, yeah.
And she's like, 250.
I'm like, come on.
Your wife is?
And she turns around.
She's like, get this guy out of here.
It kicked out of my own house.
I'm just saying the things they do in the strip club isn't stuff that you would
see in the
bedroom.
Okay, but here's the deal.
What's sexy about it is that it's, it's like, it's like this naughty, ungettable
fantasy world.
It's like you're watching anime.
It's like, it's not real.
It's real, but it's not, oh, he's got a fart.
What are you doing?
What's the one?
No, okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Do it, do it, do it.
No, let her do it.
And what I'm saying is all they have to do is to stand there like this.
No, no, no.
No.
That's not what they do.
They do a lot more.
No, that's all they have to do.
You know what it's like?
That's all they have to do.
It's like stand-up.
Oh, yeah.
You kept doing this last night.
You kept saying it's like stand-up.
Yeah, they got the host.
He's bringing them on.
They do their act.
And you watch and you're like, wow.
But you're not going to go home and do your act, you know, to your friends.
See, exactly.
No, she's right.
Because she even said that there was three stages and she goes, so this is like
the main room
and that's like the belly room, she said, to the small stage.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And it was.
You could tell they were working out over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were working out some new things.
They were trying some of the tricks.
Wow.
And by the way, the DJ is just like a host.
Yes.
The DJ is a little middle host.
And then sometimes there was two girls that came at the same time and she goes,
that's
like the Scar Brothers.
Yeah, there was a duo.
There was a duo.
There was a twins?
Yeah.
Thank you.
I forgot about that.
No, they were just women that looked a lot alike.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
She goes, that's like the Scar Brothers.
I go, that's exactly, this is just like stand-up.
Yeah.
All night she kept doing that.
It was very cute.
She kept going.
Wow.
I should have gone.
She goes, this is just like stand-up.
Yeah.
Wow.
Don't you guys feel like we're just funny strippers?
We are funny strippers.
But it's also, they're both in the same environment, you know, to drink minimum
usually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really sad.
What's going on?
No, let her do it.
Do your thing.
Do your iPad thing, baby.
Do your iPad thing.
The last time we saw Bobby's mom, I'm Bobby mom.
Had to do it.
Had to do it.
The last time we saw Bob's mom, we were in Phoenix and the moment we got her in
there,
she got right on her iPad like this and she showed me she was downloading
photos of BTS
boys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so cute.
And there's got to be 10,000, I'm not even kidding.
How many photos are in there of BTS boys?
45.
45,000.
45,000.
45,000 photos.
You know what, dude?
I'm going to let her do what she wants to do.
I don't hurt anybody.
You never hurt anybody, no.
She would be a great dictator, for real.
I know.
I know, I know.
You should give her some dictator lines.
You think she'd be a good dictator?
Yes.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Let's give her a line.
What's the line?
The baker must, the baker, just chop his head off, but don't set him on fire.
All right, here we go.
This is what you want you to say.
The baker, repeat after me, the baker.
Baker?
Yeah.
Don't chop his head off.
Don't chop the cut off.
Yeah.
No, no.
The baker.
Baker?
Yeah, chop his head off.
Chop the head off.
Don't set him on fire.
Don't set him on fire.
Can you do that on your own?
Go ahead.
No, the baker, don't chop his head off.
Oh no, the baker, chop his head off.
Don't set him on fire.
Say it.
Go ahead.
What did you say?
The baker.
The baker.
Chop his head off.
Chop, chop off his head.
Yeah, yeah, there we go.
And don't set him on fire.
Don't set him on fire.
Let's do it now.
Okay, so now I'm fine.
Say it now.
Baker?
Yeah.
What are you going to do with that?
Don't chop it.
Oh, don't.
No, no, don't forget.
Don't cut off his head.
Yeah, yeah.
No, chop his head off.
Cut off his head, but don't set him on fire.
Yeah, that's good.
This is the same as, this is the same one.
We should write it down.
I think she can say it.
I want to find it.
I tell you, I think we got to start this one-on-one class over again.
I think that.
What do you mean?
We got to, if you're going to do it, you got to really get her into it.
You got to set the mood, set the character.
I mean, you were, you were so quick.
You were kept, and you kept telling her the wrong thing to say every time.
What do you tell her?
Yeah.
All right, you ready for a dictator phrase?
Okay.
Say, all the women.
All the women.
Burn them alive.
Burn them alive.
Burn them alive.
Burn them alive.
Burn them alive.
So, okay, say that.
All the women.
Burn them alive.
That's good enough.
That's a pretty good dictator.
This is also how Biden prepares for his speeches.
So good.
Yeah.
Same consistency.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
That's very good, dude.
Very good.
I'd vote for you.
Are you, would you run for president in 20, would you run for president?
No.
Run for president?
Would you want to be the president of the United States?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
You'd never run.
That's why she'd be so good.
Oh, wait, wait.
Can I just, can I grab this real quick?
This is concerning.
Who's that?
No, no, no, no.
Sorry.
This is concerning.
What is it?
She's got, um...
Show me.
Hamas.
Oh, yeah.
What's going on over there?
What's going on over here, mom?
Arab.
Arab.
I know, but talk in the mic.
Talk in the mic.
Is this Hamas?
He's very good looking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's somebody you'd been talking to?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
He'd get out of, uh, kick out of the country.
Yeah.
Because, uh, they're afraid every, uh, women gonna fall for him.
Oh, right.
So many women are throwing themselves.
Right.
And you think he's handsome.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he has to live in seclusion.
He's handsome.
Right.
But what if he had a Brazil dick?
Huh?
Brazil penis.
Oh, you like this better?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't like Brazil penis.
No, I didn't.
But what if he had one?
What if he had a big gochu?
No, I don't want to see that.
Oh, you don't want to see his penis?
No.
No, no.
You just want to shake hands and play chess or something.
Yeah.
Why does somebody ask his penis, no?
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Lunatic.
Lunatic.
Me?
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.
Hold on.
Okay.
We got to get her a bigger iPad.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
There's going to be a different way of doing this.
100%.
There's got to be a different way to do it.
Mom, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Okay, don't bother me.
Don't bother her.
Don't bother her.
Yeah.
This is what she does all day.
That's what's concerning to me.
She lives by herself.
But wait a minute.
That's what you do all day.
What do you do that's so different?
You play video games all day.
How is that so different than this?
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
What is the difference?
That is true.
Nothing.
There is no difference.
Yeah.
This is fine.
At least this is like-
Exercise.
Exercising and engaging and fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because yours is a little too immersive.
Run.
You go to the gym too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She goes to the gym.
You go to the gym every day?
You swim every day?
Once a week is a lot.
Ask him how often he goes to the gym.
Never.
Okay.
That's right.
Yeah.
Thanks, mom.
Well, she is right though.
Yeah, she is right.
Do you think we can get you on a workout plan for 2024?
Mm-hmm.
We talked about it.
Are you really going to come through with it or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep.
Could change subject.
I can feel that.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to talk about that, you know?
Why not?
Because I'm not going to do it.
Why?
Really, what's concerning about my health?
Do you have concerns of my health?
Andreas?
No, you look very healthy.
How about you?
Do you have concerns?
It's weird because on paper, yes, but I know you personally, and you are so
spiteful, and
you'd seem much younger than your age.
How about you guys?
No.
You think, Carlos, you're concerned?
The Red Bull, yeah.
Oh, Carlos.
Oh, yeah, Carlos.
Carlos is like, yeah.
You're kidding.
The pot.
Who is that?
He's making.
What?
Who is this?
Can we show who this is now to the group?
Oh, oh, oh.
So...
A Korean chef.
No, but she goes...
Oh.
Pull the mic closer.
Mom, you have to talk on the mic.
Oh, why?
Because no one can hear you.
They don't have to.
Oh, yeah.
So, what is he doing?
He's ceramic class in there.
He's ceramic class, yeah.
They are making something.
Yeah.
But, like, he's saying, what is this?
Because he's doing bigger and bigger.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, you think it's a penis?
It looks like a penis.
Yeah, it looks like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you laughed at that?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a BTS.
He's BTS.
A big, yeah, yeah.
He's the oldest one.
He's the oldest.
He's an army, right?
Mom, you know that he does that every night in his...
Oh, they are like a saint.
They're like saints.
They don't.
Mom, they do, Mom.
They're like saints and priests.
They go after little boys.
They don't touch...
They don't touch their own.
Yeah.
She thinks that the BTS, they're like angels.
They are.
They are.
Yeah, they are.
Tell me they're not.
How would they not be angels?
Those are beautiful little angel boys.
We don't know what they do, but there's no way...
That's insane to think that...
I think late at night when they're done performing,
they go eat dinner, they pray, and they go to bed.
And they don't go to a party.
They don't go to a party, baby.
When they have a Grammy here.
Yeah.
After that, they don't go to a party.
They go to a hotel, and they do...
And they suck each other off.
No, no, no, no.
They go to a hotel, they suck each other off.
No, they talk with their friends, you know.
Oh, really?
Live stuff.
Do you think they talk or do you think...
What?
Yeah, she doesn't...
Mom, you...
That's because...
Like in general, don't pay attention.
I know, but we can't hear you,
and there's room in the show if we can't hear you.
No, you don't know me.
I'm here, okay?
I just pretend I'm not here.
You don't know me?
Superstar.
Honestly, this is the kind of superstar stuff that I thrive to be.
This is