Name: Bobby Lee Shows Up 40 min LATE on David Spade!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Shows Up 40 min LATE on David Spade!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-20. Transcript available.

oh gross is somebody here god we were having such a lovely conversation yeah
you don't how many reminders check your phone jesus christ man yeah it's my
fault sorry
whose fault is it my fault it's your fault sorry bobby wow i had no idea how
could you not we
couldn't stop talking about this you forgot i forgot you scheduled this you
scheduled this
i drove here from oh hi at seven oh no oh hi it's insane insane say hi to david
thanks for coming
such a big fan i'm so sorry i'll make it up to you i know you're i see angry
david are you yeah
are you furious he should be no 32 movies
oh i've never seen you like this listen i listen 77 commercials yeah i
understand listen let him finish
one book um and a holding deal uh bobby what did i text you this morning i go
wake up today is your
super bowl
and you didn't answer who canceled on me friday and said is there any way you
could do it monday
is there any way i go bobby for you i'll do it monday i'll move everything
around 130 and you go yeah
yeah yeah let me turn off my phone and all my so now he's been here for 44
minutes he's like well
guess i mean guess what though no no no i got time for one more question okay
you're hearing a
scrunchie we're doing this okay chug that red bull right now god just i'm not
even a fully what's in
your mouth are you dipping right now too yeah i'm not fully in them give him
something to spit in i'm not
fully in this realm and sometimes you don't have time to paint your nails you
just got to get down
this is an asshole i want to i want to hear more about this for one more second
yeah bobcat
was the first guy to take you on the road we're talking about it's comedy uh
maybe you should sit
this one out and then i did bobcat was uh bobcat was on police academy with the
instant i got that
part of my first part and then when you stole the movie and we did can you shut
up can you honestly
shut up i'm all for fake compliments it's bad i mean at least let me something
so i uh i did that
one and then we were up there in toronto we went to yuck yucks and so he would
bring me around just
because i was on i was a comedian so yeah he would let me go that he goes oh
can this guy go on and then
for those of you don't know your crowd is what four to eight year olds uh i
think we tap out at six
bobby's big gesticular gestures funny hair and then you watch him with the
sound off and uh anyway so
i went to the yuck yucks and then they go bobcat if you go on we will put him
on so that's how it works
and then i came back we stayed friends i opened fun now when you're when he's
off stage was the voice
regular how are you no he was no i think that was an act he was a nice guy
though and then i watched
him do well then he got this movie hot to trot about a talking horse and if you
remember that oh
my god yeah so much heat on him and it all when i was there for the whole ride
was terrifying and
you watched him crash and then you skyrocketed what a weird did he ever call
you after you got
super no we stayed friends uh for a while until i got a certain level um bobby
i did like you
looking at your phone like and throwing it like crazy like oh you mean you
reminded me on my phone
why would you do it on the that's where everyone does everything bob he's like
no i was saying you should throw like can i say you don't send pigeons anymore
to wait
can i just say something yeah go ahead two things number one this is great i'm
sorry should have
been the first thing out of your i'm sorry is the number one today i did that's
i already said i'm
sorry no you didn't no you didn't you yelled at this poor guy i'm sorry in guadalajara
obviously i'm
sorry no no it's not obviously oh my god what kind of games are we playing now
dude this is like when
my dad's when my dad used to hit me you know what dude when my dad used to hit
me and he'd be like
obviously i didn't mean to hit you oh can i just say something okay all right i
made a mistake i'm
sorry so no no no i'm sorry you're so disingenuous but i can i tell you
something please all right
this is there's good news here down on this road i'll tell you i'll tell you
why i'll spin it check it
out right now from now on though guess what i owe you for the rest of my life
that will get me
literally nothing i mean jesus christ talk about nothing i know but you don't
know that have you
have you ever had a korean have you ever had a korean owe you a flavor a flavor
a favor i just woke
up are you an ice cream dealer have you ever had a korean owe you a favor you
haven't have you dave
no and our favors are tremendous gold bars you know i mean free nobu you know
what i mean
pussy first of all gold bar you like pussy you like pussy no yeah you know okay
these two immigrants
don't know what's cool right they're here getting three credits all right so
also separately i want to
show those yeah when you did the young comedian special oh boy a real question
no i'm not doing a
question i'm gonna get i'm giving you a compliment oh thank you okay okay thank
you by the way you
look like wolverine and i love it do i look good today yeah you look yeah i
really could you look
like wolverine i suddenly if he was sick but wolverine nonetheless it's a
little gray here oh yeah
uh so here do you agree to that no okay you look like you're gray at all just
strands
is it dyed i don't care if it is no no i swear to god there isn't this trend i
do like
thank you so much i wish you had a mullet again i like that look i'll go back
to it
because that's the favor that you owe that's the favor favors now that's it the
favors go on forever
with him now because he's they never end it's like a god stopper it never ends
congratulations
david congratulations you get favors for the rest of your life congratulations
you win
now let me say something i have a real question for annie oh is this podcast
usable
or will this be like a practice this is like a it's for patreon it'll be
probably
no no yeah it's gonna air relax
i don't like crazy box yeah it's gonna be the biggest episode in planet earth
it's gonna be smart
attic i don't know what that's called it's gonna be smart attic what's it with
your friends your
three friends it's gonna be fucking smartless yeah smart first of all this is
definitely not beating
smartless it will this episode not unless you tone it down just someone else's
out it might go crazy
this does well i like because i see it and i'll come down pretty funny well we
like your show uh we
just we just you know the problem is you guys are respectful and business-like
and on time and
professional and i was telling when we get there 45 minutes early this sounds
crazy just hear me out
on the day of like a shoot of a podcast this ragtag operation held in a strip
mall in the middle of
nowhere you're gonna give him money i go to i go to you he's gonna give you
money i go to use the
bathroom i go you have a bathroom here oh here's a key with a cinder block on
it there's a shell
i go guys where is the money going i know we make money it's right there pay
him inflatable chair and
all this other dog look at that money did you just set last night or a couple
hey thanks for coming
man normally i wouldn't accept it but today get some lunch get some nice lunch
no let me say something
i don't even do a full set no i'm not brian monarch yeah i should afford more
than that brian monarch
yeah oh so can i just say so you did this hbo young community special i was a
kid young
high school and um you did a promo though for it and i remember the promo it
was an interview right
and you you said something at the end and i never heard this and then people
have said it before
but you said something you go hold me i don't know why he said that yeah right
but he i remember
laughing super loud as a kid yeah weird things like that like when i was let me
see it right there
first one when i was on my first johnny carson i think in the middle i go oh i
had a sweater on
i go somebody went to the gap anyway so in the middle of my set yeah so people
thought that was
interesting because it was so weird to say on a regular set on my first set on
tv so i know what
what you're saying i'm not giving myself a compliment i'm saying i like to
throw in i think i said hold
me yeah it was a segue or like it was a throwaway or something but i remember
going it was so random
that's an old wow it wasn't in that look at that look at you i know look at
that belt
that tucked in that's very that's fine this is the seinfeldian era of tuck it
in this is way before
the untuck it store look how cute he is and i buttoned it to the top for god
knows why you
don't have a stylist none of these old shows you have anyone telling you
anything i forget who else
is on this lineup with you rob schneider yeah uh drake saither who is great he
unalived himself
since then yeah god you're such a hip cat yeah you know i want to make sure you
can use it i know
that's great don't use words like cat because he's a little older that's crazy
sorry you're anyway yeah
yeah am i older than you you could be anywhere and don't tell me from 20 to 90.
honestly yeah yeah
are you we're kind of close like five year difference probably oh we are yeah
you look good though thanks man um