Name: Bobby Lee's Sandler NIGHTMARE On Set!
Uploaded: 2024-02-21T13:00:05.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Sandler NIGHTMARE On Set!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-21. Transcript available.

Sandler would sometimes write a song after read-through.
You know, if anything happens during the week
and you can write, you can throw something in, you know?
And then if it's very topical, that's the beauty of it.
Now, when you had your regimen of SNL,
you'd have to be to places on time, right?
I'm looking at Bobby already drifting off.
He's like...
I'm not drifting off.
Is there one of these where you, like, had fun?
No, I've had enough.
First of all, number one, I've had enough of it.
I don't give a fuck.
I know you're a dog.
Please, that's fine.
You do what you do.
Go down your path.
I'm already down it.
I'm running full speed.
And I'm not trying to be controversial.
You guys talk.
I'll dip.
I'm slowly waking up.
I realize what's going on here.
Just be on the show.
I'm on the show.
I'm listening to everything you're saying.
What are you talking about, pal?
He told me...
I love you, dude.
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
No, we are buddies.
We're buddies.
It's not like he's somebody that, like...
I've gotten to do many dinners with him.
We've gone out many times.
That's true.
I've known him for years.
You know?
And as a friend, I'm allowed to make a mistake.
But I don't like being fucking persecuted.
Persecuted?
Persecuted.
Persecuted.
I don't like being in a corner.
I don't like...
I don't like to shoot up.
These are years of years of...
Are this us being friends?
Yeah, years.
That's a son in Hawaii.
Is that me?
That's you, dude.
With Chris Wintanke.
Witowski.
Yeah, yeah.
And...
Witowski.
Wrong.
That's from the wrong Missy.
Yeah, yeah.
It was from the wrong Missy.
A tour de force for Bobby.
Do you remember that day?
Oh, yeah.
That day...
Let's talk about it.
Was the worst day of my life.
You know about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was the worst day of my life.
But it turned out to be the best.
So...
That movie was such a fucking monster.
I love it.
Great, great.
But...
I looked like shit the whole movie
and that killed me.
Wait, why?
What do you mean?
Because I had to shave...
I actually voluntarily shaved...
I was from Portland
and I should have like darker hair
and fucking shave
and not look like myself.
And I looked so bad.
And then they gave me
a clip-in wig of darker hair.
They didn't just want to dye your hair?
It was a bigger pain in the ass.
Why didn't you just want
to dye your own hair?
I did.
And then we added more...
I go, I don't need this.
Anyway, once we were locked into it.
Anyway, we did the whole movie.
Lauren was great.
That's Sarah's shock.
And that's...
Look at Bobby, fresh face.
God, look at how young
you look right there
for some reason.
That was like two years ago,
but you looked so young.
Me?
That was five years ago.
Really?
No.
Four years ago.
That old?
When did you turn...
Before COVID.
Dead inside.
Oh, COVID.
That was before COVID, right?
Yeah, it aired during COVID.
Yeah, so we did it right before.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I look like shit now?
No.
That's what you just said.
I looked young and fucking springy
back then.
Why do you look like
you got up on time back then?
Like you were humming along
scheduled one.
Oh, do you remember that?
I sent that in?
That was funny.
Yeah, that was fun.
I was just talking to Heather
like, I was like,
Bobby didn't do Lights Out
that much, but...
How many times did you do it?
Neo didn't do it at all.
Once or twice,
but I did send a couple of videos.
Yes, a couple of videos.
I did three times?
I think I did three times.
Two or three times.
It was very funny.
Can we talk about
what happened at the wrong Missy?
What happened?
Oh, you think it did that or no?
Yeah.
Well, I did.
So I had one line.
Yeah.
Now you had...
You were greeting us.
Another problem with that scene
was, not your fault,
but we walk in
and Sandler's kids
play the kids there
and they walk in
and then they're talking loud
and Lauren goes,
hey, kids, shut the fuck up.
She screams at him.
So it's hard to follow that bit
because it was really funny
and then we get to the front desk
and you go,
good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Tim.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But mine wasn't a bit.
It was just a line.
It wasn't a joke there.
You were written in
because you're Bobby Lee
and everyone loves you.
It's like what people say.
You're just funny.
Yeah, yeah.
But we didn't give you
a great funny part.
Yeah, so I said the line,
which is fine.
Do the line right now.
I don't remember it,
but I remember this.
I did the line
and I remember,
stop!
And then...
It was horrible.
Sandler walking up
and he goes,
I don't know what you're doing, man.
Goddamn.
I go, what do you mean?
He's like, yeah,
I just don't know.
I mean, it's like,
you know,
it's real.
It's a good Sandler impression too.
And I go,
that's what he sounds like,
okay?
When he's not fucking performing.
Real people in real life.
Oh, thank you so much.
I don't like what the fuck
you're doing right now.
So anyway,
I do it again
and then,
you know,
there's another problem.
It's like,
you're not clear about this,
this and that
and it just kept going
and as it went,
I just started sweating
and I remember David
looking at me going,
I'm sorry.
I was trying not to laugh
because I go,
if he fucking fucks us up again,
we were laughing.
I didn't fuck it up.
I don't think,
did I fuck it up?
They just go,
you go,
good evening,
Mr.
I'm like,
is he trying to sound
like a real person?
That's making me sick
because I'm so used
to being a goofball,
you being a goofball
and you were being so straight,
I couldn't take it.
But it's weird to put him
in such a straight role.
It was sort of,
I tried to be real about it,
but he was like,
that's,
what are you doing?
I go,
no,
you're great
and it was just an odd situation
and then we got the giggles
because it was taking forever
and Adam was there.
One line took forever.
I left that set
like in a fury.
Mr.
and Mrs.
Morris.
Say good evening,
Mr.
and Mrs.
Morris.
Let's see you do it right now.
Action.
Good evening,
Mr.
and Mrs.
Morris.
That's perfect.
That's what I did!
That's what I fucking did,
dude.
All right?
Sandler didn't think so.
I know.
I know.
I get in the van.
I'm depressed.
I go to fucking the hotel.
Eat.
You're right.
And what happens?
I go upstairs.
I'm at the bar.
Eat,
eat,
eat.
And there's a guy next to me
at the hotel.
Now,
this is that day.
He's an Asian dude.
It was Gene.
Oh,
Gene Hong.
That's right.
Right?
And he looks at me
and he goes,
hey,
you Bobby Lee,
right?
I go,
yeah.
And he goes,
I produced Magnum P.I.
And he goes,
I'm going to write you in.
That led to a bunch of episodes.
Fucking four years of work.
Oh,
I see.
And you know what?
So,
if Sandler wasn't mean to you that day,
you wouldn't have gone on that little eating binge,
your little sad boy binge,
you wouldn't have met Gene.
If I hadn't gone in general,
because I remember it was one line
and Dave was like,
just do a favor.
I go,
it's one line,
but I did it for,
you know,
I do it because it's David,
right?
It was good to have you there.
It was great.
Anyway,
it did so much for me.
Thank you so much for having me on there.
I apologize for being late.
Let's not put me in there.
Didn't we go to Nobu that night?
Because we went to eat
while you were in town.
Oh,
no,
you and I went to that restaurant.
We went to the strip steak.
Oh,
yeah,
that was strip steak.
Well,
yeah,
yeah,
but after that,
no,
that night we didn't go eat.
What hotel was that?
I was embarrassed to be with him.
I go,
what if Sandler gives notes
on how he's eating steak?
Yeah,
you're eating it like a fucking robot.
Yeah.
Just eat it.
No,
it's tough.
The Four Seasons was that beautiful.
Do you like girls with tattoos?
It depends.
Not on the facial structure of the face,
but like on the neck.
Who has that?
No,
there's some girls.
Like in the bone.
I don't like the bones.
Like,
you know,
there's this new service
you can flirt with girls
that are locked up right now
doing time.
And there's some face tat chicks
that are just stunning.
Really?
Yeah,
go to this.
I see them online all the time.
On TikTok,
they show these girls
that are still in prison
that you can,
there's a dating app for girls.
They're going to get out soon.
Right.
And.
I would only date,
I would go,
they'd have to be out
within under a year.
Yeah,
I think it's,
I think it's like six to eight months.
It also depends on the crime.
Well,
here you go,
meetininmate.com.
No,
the crime doesn't really matter.
They're,
they're absolving their sins in there.
That's where it's from.
Oh,
there's a whole,
it's like a,
oh my God,
look at all of them.
Yeah,
some featured ladies.
Twitter I follow
where it's just mugshots.
Mugshots of beautiful women
who got arrested.
Are there body shots
or just the face?
She just,
they usually just do hear from up.
Can you call them on the,
uh,
okay,
here we go.
What do you mean?
Okay,
Samantha Bullchild,
tough name.
Is she your type?
She's out in Couchilla,
California.
Couchilla is a name
of a place we have here?
Yeah.
My name is Sammy.
I think it's Couchilla.
Oh,
Couchilla.
That's even worse.
It's Couchilla,
yeah.
I enjoy meeting new people.
I'm interested in your culture.
What's she gonna write?
And killing you.
Says it right there.
You get to know people.
Yeah.
Kill you.
Date of birth,
8387.
So,
you know,
they tell you stats,
go down height 5'9",
weight,
don't worry about it.
Is that what she said?
No.
I love TikTok,
frijoles,
and killing.
Oh my God.
Slow torture.
Yeah.
Give me another one
because I'm not really
into the Mexican thing right now.
Why not?
You're over it?
Yeah,
I'm over it.
Wow.
That phase is done.
He does go through big phases.
This is white right here?
Yeah,
this is white.
You like good old fat.
Now,
what does she do,
this girl?
Say what they did?
Let's see if they say
what they did.
What does she do,
this girl?
Okay,
so hold on,
hold on,
hold on.
What does it say?
Their maximum release date
would be 2028.
Too long.
What did you do,
young lady?
What did you do,
Lou?
Sorry.
That's a red flag.
When you're in
for more than 20 years.