Name: Bobby Puts RAGE in Andrew's Eyes!
Uploaded: 2024-02-23T13:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Puts RAGE in Andrew's Eyes!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Puts RAGE in Andrew's Eyes!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-23. Transcript available.

yeah yeah please what's that well i was gonna go to lunch when this was over
first hour i was here it is insane to eat a banana but you had to do it quickly
because
nobody wants to see you well i did it because i knew he was blabbing away there's
no
i could turn the camera off me for a while i'm just trying to stay alive
i'm on survivor here in this dead mall remember that one time i drove you to
sarah silverman's
house that was cool did you yeah remember she had a party i wasn't invited to
you i wasn't invited
to so i just dropped you off and i'm like bye and i left i don't think i get a
plus one
yeah yeah like i've done things man you drove him to sarah's house yeah i've
been to that rooftop
party that yeah everyone goes you've never been next year you should go i don't
think she likes me
yeah she said that yeah i don't know it is fun though everybody likes you buddy
i know but i
what i wanted to go up i just felt like the vibe wasn't like like can i i can't
go i can i go
i went to a holiday party last night who was there you know i knew if for those
of you at home
last night was a sunday and last night i knew of two christmas parties on a
sunday is so weird don't
you think that's weird it was see i found it weird too is pete holmes lives up
up and away from here and
we made the long drive it was nice and it's one of those moments where i
realized
it's far it's a sunday it's too far it's a far sunday was that the oh i party
yeah
fuck off yeah but it was no it was actually wonderful it was great to go see i
wanted to go
see them up there and i never go up there so i wanted to go see how far is oh
hi from here an
hour and 25. oh did you spend the night last night yeah oh wow i didn't know
yeah sorry is there a
hotel up there or do you stay at his house oh hi valley and it's right there
there's a hotel right
there it's nice um bobby do you think you'll get married this is what everyone
asked me and i hate
it i don't think so i think um you think you're too damaged you were sort of
married to uh kalilah
yeah oh you know i look at finish it for me kalilah yeah and then how long did
that go
they're still doing the podcast together you love that it's an interesting move
i don't know what the
fuck you're doing i have no idea what you're doing and i don't like it parents
fight i don't like what
you're doing i don't like it and i don't i think you this thing what you're
doing right now i made a
mistake it's been like this whole right be honest really dying back me up here
it's good though this
whole time no this is back me up for a second all right this whole time back me
up asking for you to
be on his side before making the valid argument go ahead they also yelling at
them and they've been
hitting you up for the last three hours to come down here and you're like oh i
haven't i'm not done
with them i'll tell you that right now day after i'm not done with them i'll
tell you that it's day
after right they are assholes bobby i'm almost done i don't even want i don't
even want to even go
there with you but how i don't even want to go into the arena with you because
i will bring out
my swords okay let me say something all right ching ching all right ching ching
ching all right
so let me say something swords this whole podcast i've been looking over and
you just ching chong you do
this thing like give us his moves what does he do when he's with you he he
tries to smile
but his eyes are rage so this is what he does he goes
and i know that luck right there it's in your eyes the fury is in your eyes
dude and what i'm saying
dude is just let go soften your eyes it's a quarter inch from bobby's muda
yeah don't talk about my eyes buddy soften your eyes talk about soft and let's
just let's be positive
now dude i don't critique your eyes don't critique my eyes oh that's right i'm
sorry thank you do what
you want to do with your eyes thank you yeah you're right i want this camera to
be directly straight
i'm just making faces david by the way david is too good for our chair he said
our chair was
bullshit yeah yeah he doesn't like our chair i didn't like your raft yeah yeah
a blow-up chair
i'm sorry this place makes millions i know you got orange paint you did that so
start cutting corners
up orange let's bring up let's bring up the set from their show from from him
and oh yeah mine's stupid
let's see none of that isn't like a real show oh it's a very real show well we
don't really have
people in that much let's see the images we never have video that's our problem
why not problem why
don't you do it we're trying to do it with just me and dana and this year oh
that's right i kept
telling you guys to do it it's so crazy they just didn't want that and i was
like it's like having
a newspaper guys we should have video that's why you can't find video also two
tv movie stars should
be a fucking and i can't believe it does well even without because you know
what it was smart
unless you could point to they don't do it yeah and coney didn't do it and
guess what this year
conan did it smartless is a little different than you guys this is different
yeah but we have people
you know there you go there's just us look how adorable where are you guys
being held captives
that's in my basement jesus did you come there bobby you've been in my house
late times
or the games we should fight i've been doing fights you know i will give
you a compliment santino is pretty funny i saw his act i see his act my friends
like you they
always go do you see this guy he's very funny bobby you do a nice job but i saw
you the other night
and uh you act like there's this is what people tell you you act like you're
just thinking about
this on stage you are um that's why there's no punch lines but um no
no you did good you were over there uh and i watched you remember i saw you the
other night
we shot with improv yeah yeah and you always are funny always funny okay here's
the next thing you
have to do for me next time we do a gig together you tell whoever it is give me
your money okay
okay how many times do we have to do that though just once one more time just
once so i'm gonna
have them give you my money money it'll be it'll be funny that'd be kind of i
think yeah yeah yeah
bobby you sure you want to do this but tell him yeah i go he needs it right
then i'll go he won't
know he doesn't even know how much he has he's sick yeah he's sick we'll start
a rumor that he's sick
yeah yeah so you bought some drugs off me spadey's yeah yeah he needs help he's
got he's on his
he's like an oxen pick no that it wouldn't make you ozempic is for weight loss
i know he's on that
but that's what i bought him from oh yeah is that bananas hidden the sugar yeah
yeah i'm in it now
i'm in it once you get here's bobby i'm in i'm in it you can start filming yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
jeez it's the most unusable podcast i've ever done in my life do you think um
where's your list of
questions where's your i have some do you do right now prep any prep yeah no
dude we had dan
akroyd i was like this look yeah he's i'm like look at this go ahead go ahead
he's a legend you
motherfucker you're a legend too but we're friends i like it's like you don't
hang out with dan akroyd
do you says legend i go like this i'm i'm one too i go no danny akroyd is one
of the all-time
greats of snl so of course i want to go there's too much from ghostbusters yeah
too much and he also
loves fucking paranormal shit what about mike myers though mike myers is great
don't you think he might be one
of the most prolific post snl guys sure i mean and the movies he didn't do he
didn't do sprockets
they wound up not doing that he didn't do coffee talk oh well i just think
about
fucking beyond wayne's world and then shrek sure is absurd oh yeah shrek right
to get into that
franchise oh my god do you have any can you pull up google guys can you uh do
you fight over who
punches the keys or is it no it's carlos uh only carlos see if you can find farley
doing shrek
there was not right he was supposed to be shrek finally found video where he
was doing it wow that's
it right there rare footage of chris farley of shrek yeah wow i mean listen he
did it sort of his own
voice i think now come on what do you want is that really i don't have time to
set it to music oh this
is another one of those onion things no this is one of those drop it and leave
me alone he's doing his
exact voice well why don't you want to talk about it why do you want to mike
did um why are you answering i like that
that's so wild it's so wild do that he had four days left i heard five days
left of that no way and
they asked johnny his brother to finish it but johnny was too like oh so he had
already
done the movie and then he passed yeah and johnny could have finished it
because he can do his voice
how are you and uh and then johnny said no because he was too torn up what a
different world that would
have been not weird wow so but listen shrek as scottish or whatever i wouldn't
have picked that
but it was a very interesting weird mike thing to do and it paid off it worked
so well i mean but how
how would you tell mike let's do just a couple normal like on a regular you
know what i mean where
they go yeah that's funny do a couple like that and then a couple of the ones
we're going to use
i got a trick i want to try something all right wow but just do the script once
and then
do whatever you want but mike obviously was great and that's all that took a
lot of balls though for
somebody on the production team to go maybe the scottish thing is going to work
and how about how
weird it is you know mike's great and you trust him it's still like what if
everyone goes what the
why is he scottish right right so the questions never posed no one ever you
never go how come nobody
else is scottish even cameron is the other character i'm like where are you
from again yeah yeah castle
wow where is scotland yeah are we yeah a lot of questions is it something that
you tell the
producer i'm going to do or do you just do it on day well you know someone like
him i would imagine
just did it yeah i'd be a read through you know well we all read throughs with
him and he just does
different things in different reading like wow something in a sketch and he's
met he wants to make
something of it and uh everyone does there so someone will put a spin on
something you don't even see
coming but you can get mine more laughs out of it that weren't there did you
ever make a choice
that they didn't end up using that you really liked like one time we were i was
hitler's uh
assistant and so in a sketch yeah yeah and so they go like this and i go yes
mine
and every time they kept coming but it kept getting a laugh yeah yeah i'll get
right on that mine
the line is just something mine fear yeah and then like lauren looks over so
then you're like oh because
you if you're up like smiegel sketch or jack candy you you know they're going
to be like a read-through
going what the fuck are you doing because it's too scary wow because everyone
in there is a great writer