Name: We Try THIS Filipino Food!
Uploaded: 2024-03-03T01:25:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Try THIS Filipino Food!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Try THIS Filipino Food!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-03. Transcript available.

all right let me see if i won the millionaire jackpot and this was given to bobby
because
carlos hit bobby's mom in the face pretty hard yeah 10 top prizes of a million
dollars
any of your numbers match the winning numbers okay so the winning numbers
are 15 to 28 36 and 4. now if i win is it just me and you or do we gonna give
some to the girls
give some yeah obviously not with that attitude yeah after that attitude you
know what um
you dictate deport them deport okay good if i don't win you get deported we're
deporting them
so if i don't win even a little bit even like a dollar you guys are both going
back to the jungle
baby you know where you are you're in the philippines baby yeah and you're
gonna die
all right 4 36 28 15 and 2. let's go so no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no get out get out i don't want to go
back too bad too bad
not my problem dude the lotto dictated all that 36 man i was two off but twice
really tough to win
these things i don't ever get these things my whole family loves playing the
lottery and it's the saddest
shit but the big lottery right now i just saw on the news what's the power ball
up to right now 88
million wow shouldn't we get it i'll buy the ball you buy the power ball
gigantic red ball wow that
would be amazing how much is that what's it is that ball what is it made of the
power ball itself yeah
money i feel like there's liquid in it what's in there it's like boba boba the
power boba ball but also
just unicorn come is inside there yeah yeah wow that's where it's been the
whole time is unicorn
come good no i don't think so yeah no it's probably rainbow color it's too
because unicorns are so
physically active right right it's gotta be it's just i feel like it would
taste good like what they
make starbucks drinks out of that out of unicorn unicorn come yeah i have a
venti uniform uh unicorn
cum half sweet yeah well i didn't know is that like a side menu special menu if
i that's in the
philippines oh in the philippines they have it oh you have unicorn cum and pog
pog pog oh he wants
me to go pog pogging where you go what pog pog is sifting through the trash
what's pog pog where you
go sifting through the trash yeah yeah what's pog pog pog pog pog pog pog is
two unicorns
no no no that's not pog pog it does make that sound it does make that sound you're
right you're
right you're right but isn't there a dish in the philippines called pog pog pog
pog pog pog pog yeah
pag pag pag dude he sent it to me yeah look it up it's it's when you go dumpster
diving and you make
food out of dumps oh what's it called there look pog pog pog pog pog i've never
i've never had it but
how do you say it how do you say it what what the did i say well let me hear
you hold on hold on say it
again pog pog no you say it yeah they're sounding like bug bug oh bug bug bug
okay so what it is look
at these photos you dig through the trash we'll go back to the wikipedia and
because i think it says
there's a literal definition of it it's the tag along term for leftover food
from restaurants usually
from fast food restaurants uh scavenged from garbage sites and dumpsters and
then you collect a dinner
out of it you guys have never heard of this before and i've seen the exact reel
that i think you're
talking about wow that's just insane oh so you've never seen people eat it no
oh because i thought that
you ate that and did a shot of unicorn come it's probably a tradition somewhere
yeah yeah well
that's tagalong you guys speak the other one to gallo right what is it no what's
one of you speak
okay shut up how many are there that that island is the size of like los angeles
there's a lot of
dialects how big is the philippines it's not that big it's not that it's small
there's a lot of islands
there's just so many people though it's too many not too many no i think so it's
a good amount home to 120 and
180 between 120 and 187 languages that is absurd too many in america we have
one three spanish oh
yeah spanish spanish baby is there a better language than spanish no it's the
most globally spoken
language right is it really i thought english dominated no chinese chinese
chinese what ch wait it's
mandarin you know what chinese is mandarin since you've been here you've been
very
fucking like you know what like since you've been gone yeah i can't breathe for
the first time
they're killing it you gotta let them go oh good so um you have to introduce
for the people all right
so ladies and gentlemen boys and girls hello welcome to another episode of
tiger belly i mean
bad friends i mean because i see them all the time don't get so angry but
anyway ladies let me start
over ladies bing bing bing bing ladies and gentlemen boys and girls welcome to
another episode of bad
friends the greatest podcast on earth with the greatest host andrew santino
what a handsome young man
leading actor big star give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen thank
you so much i love this
podcast anyway we've got two we got two beautiful we got you know a regular
here she's a part of the
family we've got jules here but then her sister from the philippines is here
for a couple weeks
you're leaving tomorrow i am yeah but um it was really good to see you and so
give her isa give her
what's your what's your instagram tag because i know you like followers because
you always want me
to like you always like should i tag you on this or you want to repost it no
every time we take a
photo she wants to be famous so every time i take a photo you're always like uh
you want to collaborate
or you want to and i'm always like you so my point is throw your instagram out
okay it's is a vera but
with a double z and an r okay double r you heard it here first yeah yeah how
old are you now i'm 15.
don't show her instagram to anybody what are we talking about she's a kid you
gotta be thinking
it was so weird and when like the people like about this i'm here found me yeah
they started
like bombarding my dms like the weirdest thing gross this is disgusting this is
our family here on this
show you can only uh dm or even follow her click to follow her is it private uh
yeah good and you can
only even try if you're under 17. right under 17. she has a boyfriend now
though it doesn't i'm just
saying in general even if like what does that have anything to do with anything
right now i know
you do have a boyfriend i do how old is he he's 16. i thought for a second i
thought she said 60 and i was
like welcome to america he's 16. you're 15. he can drive no you don't have cars
there what oh you
is it like the flintstones yeah yeah yeah wait a minute you but he can oh it's
in the philippines
that's right i forgot there do you get licenses there at 16 or no no you can
only get the yeah the
student's permit is at 17. and then 18 is the legal driving age but no one
really drives no there's
a i mean you could afford your dad's a lawyer i like his car i don't want his
car what does he have
oh he just has an elantra but he like tweaked it so it's like it's a tricked
out elantra
yeah wait can i tell you something yeah we are the best country in the world we
are we really a
lawyer drives an elantra i know tough times over there a mitsubishi elantra is
top tier yeah but
they have running water that's good that is that your cousin's name running
water no but they they
at one point they didn't have running water remember no way yeah no they did no
they didn't
no but your dad has a tricked out elantra and you love it yeah is he gonna give
it to you i hope so
me too we'll that we'll tell we can ask him yeah let's ask him and then you
have two little two
little brothers yeah they want it too oh really yeah but you're the old you're
the oldest yeah so
you get it are they still crazy or no every time i see them they're just
running around in circles
oh the youngest is crazy oh i just want to like punch him all day you don't
like him how old is
he 10. okay yeah yeah he's a child but he's just so but they grow up faster
there no they don't yeah
they have he has a mustache like manny pacquiao they all have they're born with
mustaches in the philippines