Name: John Cena Guesses Bobby Lee's Weight!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'John Cena Guesses Bobby Lee's Weight!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-13. Transcript available.

jermaine uh okay we like to do some unorthodox questions on the show we like to
throw yeah just
a little you don't like to throw you off um we like a game called uh who's the
fatty and uh
every week we measure in on our crew who's gained a little bit of weight if you
can guess the correct
weight of bobby you get a prize uh we have a scale did we bring the scale we
didn't did we bring it
we didn't bring it okay so what do you think what do you think that his current
weight is
he's looking yeah stand up and do a spin and yeah spin god he's looking right
at me lift up your
shirt staring yeah they need because then the guy because gray is gray looks
like there it is thanks
that helps actually does help but it's not heavy weight and now if you guess
the weight you get a
prize and and tell them how tall you are five foot no five two and a half five
two and a half five two
and a half five two and a half you look good 168 168 from zach okay i was gonna
say 165 165. six and a
half stone six and a half stone i have no idea i don't do any of that european
stuff uh that it's
gotta be it's he's good that is john john would give us a task how many pounds
is six and a half stone
it's 91 pounds i don't wear 91. just call it like a guess is a guess is a guess
dude i'm 170. who
got it closest zach did yeah and you know what you get zach another 10 second
hug another hug
another hug he's home from the war again oh my god another war vietnam this
time vietnam
oh dad one texas uh one three texas texas christian university four texas
christian university
five to very good you guys very very good wow wow wow wow thanks for your
service bob now we're gonna go
everyone on their weight no no no just you that's the show well because yours
is the most fun yours is
the most deceiving 170 is good yours is deceptive being five two 170 is good i
think so right five
that's not good good how tall wait how tall are you five seven five seven how
much you weigh 150
what is that what is that what is that what is that that's normal yeah that's
normal i'm abnormal so
what are you supposed to be what i should be 140. you know how good i look
though move over steven yoon
all right you carry it well oh yeah oh yeah yeah that's no real question from
everybody what your
answer might be okay so um that's very serious john hi good to see you again
good you have not aged
you look so good neither of you you look the same that's not true that's
completely true you grew
the hair a little bit sideburns thank you so much and congratulations thank you
on all your success
you as well i'm doing okay you are i'm doing okay you are don't do this why was
i not in the movie
that uh that's a that's an honest question uh my answer is those choices are
way above my pay grade
that's the political one that's the genuine one i don't i don't have any stroke
okay
what do you think why wasn't he in the movie did you audition
maybe that maybe that too maybe that too yeah yeah did you were you aware of it
in any capacity
yeah i was aware of it i tracked it you know you track the projects oh were you
on the tracking
boards no but i was like okay ricky ricky you know what role in the movie do
you think
i forgot what role do you think you could have played in this film ricky ricky
john okay so john
is ricky stenicky yeah right of course he's the guy that we hired to play our
alibi best friend of
course he is effron and jermaine and i are the three best friends where do you
think you slide in
you think you could have gotten jermaine's role yeah yeah i mean is yours black
specific well yeah
you're the minority friend you're in a minority you want to be in my minority
friend i would where
would i be what would i be thank you dude we're the same category what would
you be well at one point
we what could he have been we ate at a restaurant i could have my partner you
could you couldn't have
been his partner why because in the movie he his his partner is a beautiful
little handsome man
and they and that's you you could have been his partner oh yeah you know you
could have been his
partner what god the uh seconds on steak fries yes yes could have been him what's
that it's you'll
see if you saw the movie no yeah we actually sent it we sent it to you and you
didn't watch it but
can i just that's okay i want to i know what you're trying to do right now i
know what you're trying
to do right now i didn't do anything yeah yeah i want to let you guys know
right now okay i wish i was
in the movie but i'm okay i'm doing my other things as well what are you doing
i got something
i'm not going to mention the things i'm in but i'm just saying i got other
things as well
and i'm okay with my life so i know what you guys trying to do and i you know i
mean
fuck you hey no hey hey you said you were fine too much too much you said you
were fine no no
fuck you fuck you fuck you fucking pieces of shit okay i love you as long as
you're good yeah
i'm good yeah don't worry we'll edit all the all that out you can't say fuck
you on this well i
don't think the press is going to like us oh sorry i'll cut it out i promise
you i'll cut it out
can i still do the eyes sometimes coming in like that that was pretty good
right
no no we're gonna leave it out who sponsors this uh evian honestly anymore
you see how empty this room is and we have seven publicists uh and people that
are working on the
film on the other side of the camera for the boys ready to pounce at any moment
they're working no
bobby where's the movie airing it's going to be on amazon prime video march
very good amazon prime
video march first condescending condescending condescending bobby you're doing
on purpose man it's
the seventh what march 7th march 7th amazon prime video square no it's not just
prime prime video
prime video no it was amazon prime video not just prime video and he said he
said say video prime
amazon owns video prime it's gonna be on video it'll be on the internet the
internet and your tv
and your tv and i'm gonna say this because i can't believe and i'm i'm i'm
gonna be completely
honest with you please be honest may i be honest please be honest why with this
star of caliber with
the fairly brothers behind pete fairly himself not bobby whatever we usually
that's why we only got one
of the two anyways anyway and and and i cannot believe that it's not going to
theaters we agree
which should be in the movie theaters and i don't know who's behind it well
probably what amazon is
behind the whole thing you know that yeah jeff bezos you should we call him
yeah i've called i'll call
bezos right now and i'll ask him what's going on i'm gonna call jeff bezos
right now he's with his mom
because i'm gonna say and i want you to say jeff put it in the theaters will
you do that if he picks
up yeah yeah please yeah i will yeah i've never talked to him but i'll hold on
he's on a yacht or
something i also ordered candles and i haven't gotten them yet hi hello hi it's
your mom it's your mom
but act is like mom mom are you jeff bezos
yeah jeff talk to jeff uh anyway jeff bezos good uh jeff bezos how come uh ricky
is not in theaters
no i can hear you happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday jeff bezos happy
birthday jeff bezos
oh you're on the ipad she doesn't want to speak in english okay no it's okay
mom answer one
question she's about to die i think that was her back which she's great what
she just called me she just called me my brother yeah yeah yeah okay mom anyway
the better brother
okay jeff bezos sounds weird what is he doing jeff bye jeff jeff put it in the
theaters please
okay mom what the okay i'll talk to you later okay okay bye jeff wow i don't
think y'all needed us
for this interview sounds different the call was redirected a little bit right
you're right you're