Name: Bobby Lee STUNNED By Zac Efron's Eyes!!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee STUNNED By Zac Efron's Eyes!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-14. Transcript available.

Well, look, it's going to be out on March 7th,
and that is the new world that we live in now.
And it's going to be everyone's TV.
They don't have to go to the theater to watch it.
They can watch it at home.
Yeah.
Watch it on your phone.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be a hit,
and I'm really very looking forward to it.
You're very looking forward to it?
Yeah, I cannot wait.
Okay, so do some sign-off questions with the boys.
I know you want some one-on-one time.
You begged for it.
You got all nervous before we came here.
I wasn't nervous, dude.
You were so nervous.
No, I'll tell you what I was.
He was pacing and smoking again.
I put you in my cologne on, which we're not smoking.
I put you in my cologne on.
It was great.
I wasn't pacing.
Here's why, right?
Here's why is because, you know,
we live in a podcast world where we can say whatever we want,
and here I have to be a little bit more, you know,
professional about it.
No, no, it happens.
It lives, it lives, yes.
Yeah, I mean, you know, I meant it.
You know, I meant it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I meant it.
But no, I was like-
Very good acting.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Very good acting.
So I was just wondering, like,
how am I going to be able to navigate it?
But I think it went pretty good so far.
I think you did a wonderful job.
Yeah, yeah, I went pretty good so far.
I think you did a wonderful job.
Yeah.
So do a sign-off question with each of the guys.
What does that mean?
You asked in that final question that you-
the final question you really wanted to ask.
Okay, so I want to-
All right, so, John, how's your mom?
She's fantastic.
See, honestly, she's fantastic.
I often confuse her with Jeff Bezos, but she's fantastic.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
I'll tell her if you said hello.
Signing off.
Thank you.
Very good.
Yeah, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.
Is he has someone new?
Oh, yeah, can I say something?
Sure.
I'm not-
Put the mic up, baby.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, I'm not, you know, I like women.
That's correct.
What's that?
I just-
You like women?
I like women.
Do you want me to tell the guys what you said before we started?
No, I don't want to do that, but what I'm going to say is that I like women,
and-
You like all people?
Humans, yeah.
You like humans.
100%.
I love-
But you're saying right now, at this stage in your life, you're into girls?
I've always been.
Well, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, that's fine.
I shouldn't even say-
I'm just saying that, you know, I was like, I wasn't wondering if Zach Efron is
as handsome
as in real life.
Oh, so you're saying, in case you might not be into women, would Zach-
I'm 100% into women.
It's fine if you're not.
But I'm- I'm- remind you of a woman?
No.
Does he remind you of a woman?
No, no.
Is that what you're-
I gotta get it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just saying, what I'm saying is that you look just as good as I perceived
you to be.
On the scale of what you thought he was going to-
What does this have to do with you liking women?
Thanks, brother.
I'm just- because I don't want him to think he's hitting on me or whatever.
Well, try to hit on him and see if he's into it.
No, I don't want to do that.
Try to hit on him and see if he's into it.
You have beautiful eyes.
Your eyes are stunning.
That was more of a statement.
Oh, right, right.
Thanks for these questions.
Are those your real eyes?
Yeah.
I told you.
I'm fucking your eyes.
I told you the whole time.
Those are his fake eyes.
No, CGI.
He fucked those.
CGI, I thought.
He fucked those on Amazon.
AI, dude.
What the fuck?
Those are faces made eyes.
Those are real, dude.
No, they're real.
They are.
Amazing.
I'm asking the question you wanted to ask.
Bobby wants to know if you'd ever be interested in any sort of world if you'd
go to a dinner date with him.
I never said that.
I don't even answer that.
That's ridiculous.
One on one.
I'm never going to see you again.
We're going to have a date with him.
It's platonic.
I'm never going to see him again.
It's platonic.
It's a friend.
Do you want to go?
Well, we could do a group thing one day.
No, you one on one.
I'm not going to one on one.
Back to Jermaine.
Ask him.
Ask him.
Will you want to go out of date?
Bottom of my heart, I'd love to.
I'll get that.
I said thank you.
I told you.
It wasn't that hard.
You just have to ask.
All right, Jermaine's final question.
So, Jermaine, you know, can I say this?
Can I make a statement first and then a question?
You've done that the whole time, so yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't know why you'd stop now.
Thank you.
I have to say, look at me, dude.
Jermaine, lean in, please.
I've known you for a while.
Why are you so shy right now?
Yeah, yeah.
So cute.
And before we did this, I said, you checked every one of my boxes.
Yes, you did, yeah.
Is that your question?
No, I'm making a statement first.
Oh, right.
It's always statement first.
And, you know, the look game, the style, yeah, man, I like it.
And also, the funny game, dude, too legit to quit, dude.
Amazing.
You don't have to do, like, a black phrase when you do that.
You don't have to do that.
You can just say it.
How about this?
I'm sorry, my bad.
You didn't have to do that.
Your comedy game is okie-dokie.
That's so white.
That's so white.
Give it, like, a more uplifting white phrase.
What?
Like, you know.
Yeah, cowabunga, man.
Cowabunga, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cowabunga, man.
Your comedy game is cowabunga.
Cowabunga, dude.
Out of sight.
It's out of sight.
It's out of sight.
Right.
But guess what, dude?
Guess what, dude?
What?
What game did I realize today?
That my movie game?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, cologne game?
Yeah.
You like my cologne game?
Your smell, dude?
Bro.
I was going to say too legit to quit again.
Yeah, don't do that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have a different song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A-OK.
Amazing.
A-OK.
Very good.
I don't know.
No, top line.
Top line.
Top of the line.
Let's go higher.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top notch?
Top notch.
Top notch.
Top notch.
Thank you.
Top notch.
Top notch.
Thank you, man.
Top notch.
And I took a photo of the cologne you were wearing.
You did?
Yeah.
Have you smelled him, guys?
Could you guys get in and smell him real fast?
Just smell him.
No, because I sprayed.
How is it, Zach?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What does it smell like?
Yeah, yeah.
John, take a huff.
John, take a huff real fast.
I don't know how legit that is, but it smells great.
Thank you, man.
Wow.
I'll tell you what.
It's not going to quit.
That's for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Honestly, you hit the smell game, dude, and you're number one on my bunk.
Out of all the people at the table?
No.
He's third.
All right, give him the sign-off question.
Yeah, so do you like me?
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah, be completely honest.
I've been a fan of you since I was in middle school, man.
And I've always thought you were fucking hilarious.
And this is really cool.
Me too, bro.
He's going to cry.
No, I'm not joking.
I think I told you this in the van when we did that comedy festival.
I'm joking.
I just wanted to hear it again.
Huge fan, huge fan.
John?
John?
Huge?
John is huge.
John is huge.
I know you're huge.
Huge fan, huge fan, huge.
I know you're huge.
John's huge.
Yeah.
So, anyway, good luck with the movie.
Thanks for doing it.
Yeah, I did.
So, why don't you tell everybody at home, where do they see the movie?
What's it called again?
As of Maison Prime.
March 5th.
March 7th.
7th.
Ricky Stenicke.
Prime Video.
Prime Video.
Ricky Stenicke.
Stenicke.
Watch it.
Fairly.
Peter.
Peter Fairly.
Yeah.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Hey, bad friends.
This shirt, I don't trust soup, is in the movie Ricky Stenicke.
John Cena's wearing it, and one of the writers of the film, Brian Jarvis, and
the director,
the great legendary Pete Fairly, decided, make these shirts, sell them out
there, and
a big, big chunk of the proceeds goes to Make-A-Wish Foundation, which Mr. John
Cena is heavily
involved in, and we love and believe in it, too.
So you want to support Make-A-Wish, go to idontrustsoup.com and buy this shirt.
idontrustsoup.com and buy it for the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Thank you.
Welcome back to the Bad Friends Podcast.
Coming to you live.
Zac Efron is not that good looking.
Hottest guy on earth.
You know, I could talk shit now, man.
He's thicker than I, he's too thick for me.
Thick?
Yeah.
What do you mean he's thick?
What would be too thick?
I suck it.
He's so strong.
Yeah, he's so strong.
No, he's just too perfect.
Too perfect?
Yeah.
His blue eyes, dude, pierced my butthole, dude.
Beautiful.
He was so handsome.
It's like an X-Men fucking mutant power, dude.
I was so into him.
When you shot in the officer?
So hard to shoot with him because I always wanted to kiss him.
I put that in the script.
I'd say, what if we had a kissing scene?
Yeah, he's cute.
And he was like, what do you mean a kissing scene?
I said, what if we're best friends?
Yes.
And he says, yeah.
And I said, what if we have a little smooching scene?
Yeah.
Look at that.
There's a picture of the crew.
There's me, John Cena, Zac Efron giving you bunny ears.
Classic F-Dog.
And Jermaine Fowler, another great actor and comedian, a fellow stand-up.
The new Laurence Fishburne.
You know, I don't know if he would like that, but maybe.
He is.
I already told him he looked like him.
He doesn't really look like Laurence Fishburne.
I know you thought that was him.
The essence.
Like, I have the essence of Jet Li.
No.
That's what everyone says.
No, you don't.
Everyone says.
No.
Maybe Jumbo Jet Li.
I was going to say that.
Jumbo Lee.
Jumbo Jet Li.
Jumbo Jet Li.