Name: Bobby Lee's TikTok is INSANE!!
Uploaded: 2024-03-16T16:00:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's TikTok is INSANE!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's TikTok is INSANE!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-16. Transcript available.

this is insane bobby full screen i love it what the fuck is this were you
recording for a movie
i'm so embarrassed that you saw that it's all over the internet yeah everybody
saw this what
is this dude are you recording for a it has to be for like death and ramen or a
movie no no no
you're licking an ice cream cone yeah i'm on instagram live what's up what were
you shooting
this was you shooting for something i'm not i'm on instagram live what's up
dude i can't do
instagram lives anymore on the streets i mean this is the most asian i've ever
seen you do in my
entire life yeah what does it say can someone help me find bobby lee npc burner
account because i've
never seen him go live okay dude so what is the deal though it's you know dylan
francis yeah it's his
music video music video yeah that's what it is i knew it was something yeah i
don't know why that's out
there someone recorded a crazy person well you're out on the middle of the
street it looks like a crazy
person what do you think you're thinking there what what do you think is going
through your head
career's over i don't know i was you know i committed like he wanted me go out
there and do
that and i committed to it you really did yeah i commit to everything i do but
it was uh it was fun
that that music video so anyway let's i love him it's great but no let's let
this ride in the
background why i don't really really well that's all over the internet yeah
they love it
some guy posed someone out their window must have recorded it
yeah wait does that look like me yes does that look like you it could be any
other guy
couldn't be anybody but you really there's not even if you drove by you're the
only guy i know that
wears 70 pounds of shit in their in their pockets yeah you're right you're at
all times look like you
have cargo pants on because your pockets are so full you're right you're right
you're right you're
right you know joe rogan is like a fanny pack guy you're a full pocket guy i
have a lot of things
in my pocket your big pocket can we move on from it because i don't want to see
it again i kind of
love watching you do what you do you do what you do yeah and then we all you do
what you do it's not
embarrassing i just think i was fascinated by what you do my friend what else
you want to talk about
i don't know don't live in it so deeply don't live in the moment so deeply i
want to live in the
moment live right now feel me feel me right now what do you feel okay um i'm
about to sell my house
that's what you i know you are but the house you're gonna get no no i'm not
getting it i'm gonna move
where are you going new york i don't know if i should tell you tell me
before you say it may i say something if you move to a different city outside
of los angeles
i'm ending the podcast okay and that's just a warning to you and the fans out
there i will not
do it unless we move together so then move with me where are you going we're
going to austin texas
i'll go i knew you would say yes i'll go to austin no i'm not going there you
know what i would
do is i would you do want to move there you told me no what i would do is i
would get you we would
like get a rent a house there maybe it'd be the bad friends kind of like that i
could do a residency
down residency down there we should revive and make our own show called uh
called um
i'm gonna ask you a question i know you're gonna be so mad what promise you're
not gonna be mad well no
i'm but you just promise me yeah i promise i'm not gonna get you're not gonna
get infuriated
and if you say no that's fine i'll do no okay you know i love star trek
already already already i didn't say anything what is it and me and adam egott
uh-huh when i started
star trek podcast if you do that i'll quit this show
i will quit this why because that is insane first of all we've gotten in fights
relentlessly
because you know you do too many podcasts can i pitch it every person on earth
that's like
hey bob come on my podcast you're like where is it where do i gotta be and then
with this show it's
like when do we have this shoot it's like that's not what i do that's not what
i do you do everybody's
podcast i do this one as well and i do it with this is the one that matters i
know this is the one
okay can i pitch it though you know what this is like this is like you you this
is like you're
it's upheld battle but you're you're on johnny carson every week you're on johnny
carson johnny
can do another show somewhere else no i'm bravo or whatever he doesn't he does
that's the point yeah
yeah he doesn't you're fucking johnny carson you have your own show and instead
you're like maybe
i should go check out what's going on on cw okay why can i stop though no you
can't do a podcast
with adam you get about star trek because when are you going to get around to
be it's not as much
it's going to be more less frequent when we put it out like once a month no i
don't approve absolutely
not four times a year no can we do one pilot you can't do any what if you
produce it interesting
because i'm telling you it's not going to seep into our numbers it's we're
going to wear star trek it's
not about we're wearing star trek uniforms the whole backgrounds will be star
trek i don't we're only
going to talk about star trek i don't want to i'm not hindering you and i never
have yeah anyway yeah
for our whole life and career come on all i'm saying please it's just more let
me it's time
that you don't have no here's can i just last time you don't have i'm gonna
when i i'm gonna go to
austin okay then i'm gonna do a podcast with the stefano uh in the same the
same amount of episodes
you do it's got to be a specific to a thing though yeah sure it'll be funny it'll
be a funny
no but if it's like oh we're gonna do a podcast about like comedy it'll be
about comedy then i'll
be like it's a specific thing okay i'll find some bullshit to make up for every
episode you do with
him i'll do one with chris oh okay i'm not doing it then thank you also adam egret
he has his hands
full no he wants we've what we've our dream who's producing that podcast not
you guys it was gonna be
tom siguro really he said he wanted to do it that's even funnier yeah tom wants
to do it well here's
the deal yeah you go do whatever it is that you want to do no because if you're
going to do with
the stefano i'm not going to do mine interesting yeah yeah it's could i say
something you're saying
that adam egret is de stefano you got to pick somebody at adam egret's level
they're the same
it's not chris owns a comedy club in new york just like adam runs joe's yeah
but adam's not a
fucking podcaster neither is de stefano yes he is no he's he's a big name so i'm
saying if i said oh i'm
going to do one with like tom arnold fine i'd love that not tom arnold but yeah
do it but that's
different than uh i know but this wasn't going to be a fucking tit for tat this
is going to be
just if you want to do your little nerd podcast and fly out to austin and play
dress up with him
then go do it okay you know what i'm going to go to new york no no get my
apartment you're not getting
an apartment there i am and i'll fucking live in my little apartment with chris
and he'll come over
and we'll have fun all right if you move to new york though i'm not going out
there to shoot
episodes the fuck you're not yes you are i'm not i'm flying you out i'm not
flying out no i'm not
flying out what's that the average weather in austin it's terrible oh really
that's going to be a
deterrent yeah yeah you like jungle shit this is fucking like i like jungle
shit go how dare you dude
you like tropics and jungle i know that about you i like all environments i'm a
mountaintop guy too
i don't think you like texas i'm a mountain man you're not a mountain man fuck
you first of all
you're a mountain boy you're not a mountain man okay i'll be boy you can't
start a fire on your own
you can't pitch a tent excuse me can you catch and kill an animal in the wild
and eat it and clean
a butterfly how much protein is in a butterfly yeah you'd last like 60 seconds
no and you ever watch
those we talk about survival i love alone yeah i'm more of a fucking you know
gather her i oh you
know what i saw today on the internet that blew my fucking mind i love it
google the amount of
churches that are in the united states this is crazy this i was on my car ride
this morning
the amount of churches in the united states guess look at me guess before you
see it how many churches
are in the united states do you think oh my god i mean i just i know it's tough
but guess it's a hard
one don't look don't look okay how many churches do you think exist just for
perspective there are
google this there's i think there's fifteen thousand fifteen thousand mcdonald's
how many mcdonald's
united states this will give you a perspective uh oh yeah mcdonald's because
you see mcdonald's
mcdonald's currently has 36 000 restaurants in 100 100 countries that's the
world in the in the united
states 14 000 mcdonald's and they look like they're everywhere everywhere 14
000 yeah in the
whole united states yeah how many churches it can't be as much as that guess
12 000 350 000. 350 000. 350 000. oh you just you're all congregations i said
church i was thinking
about just like you know i mean zoroasterism no but look at that okay so of
those 314 000 are
protestant or christian so yeah it's almost all how many are christian 314 the
majority the dominant
majority shit dude i never been to one i know we should start going to some
have you been to any of
them yeah what do you mean i've been to church oh yeah you went right i'm gonna
go back you went with
who would you go with to church yeah did you recently go with my with my uh no
i haven't gone in a long
time oh with my family i've got somebody who just as a friend of mine just went
i got invited to go to
one of those new age oh dumbfounded he goes well koreans go to church you know
why though uh because
that's where you hook up that's where they are he's i'm you know man i'm just
gonna look at different
pool like a church no that is where it is but he's saying you would be
surprised i might go no you
should but then i have to do the whole thing what pretend pretend to listen no
to get them maybe you
know what can i say something yeah maybe you'll get something out of it i'm
about to start going to
church you know i'll go with you you will you really i will suit up because i
think it's important we
should try it i'll put the little hat on you don't no you're not going to wear
a yamaka that's insane
can i why why don't you wear a samurai outfit to be more okay i still have a yamaka
yes okay if you
wear the samurai outfit yeah i wear the samurai yamaka and two swords will you
go to synagogue with
me for real let's go not a synagogue why not oh with the yamaka you said yeah
no i want to go to
christian church with the yamaka let's go to both but let's not wear the yamaka
for the jewish one
well no i think i think we wear the yamaka the christian one buddhist monk robes
buddhist monk robes
at the fucking well we better start growing our pubes out oh yeah isn't that a
whole thing with buddhist
monks yeah you