Name: Bobby & Andrew Act Out Unusual Death Scene From Shogun!
Uploaded: 2024-03-23T16:00:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew Act Out Unusual Death Scene From Shogun!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew Act Out Unusual Death Scene From Shogun!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-23. Transcript available.

austin butler played elvis yes well known right yeah when we toured graceland
you didn't come
with us you refused to tour graceland when i toured graceland the teenage kids
you know
someone like that you've already told the story before not on this show i love
it i want to do it
again can i can i tell it teenage kids were like santino yeah yeah bad friends
yeah loved it yeah
the woman goes i'm sorry i don't know who you are yeah the guide i said that's
okay a lot most
people don't she goes well they seem to know who you are she goes that's really
surprising i've given
a lot of celebrity tours this place and a lot of people just don't really
recognize anybody i said
like who she goes austin butler who played elvis i walked him through this
entire property not one
person stopped him and i said take that austin butler this is before the movie
came out no of
course not that's insane it came out it was already way out i think as a guy he
might be unrecognized
he looks like a very like like a chameleon yeah he able to he's like let me ask
this i want to say
this look at that guy you might not know that's him bro he was so good in dune
2. i'm sure he was
yeah he played fray fade ralpha fade ralpha fade ralpha harconan harconan
correct that's right yeah
let me have a chance to say it okay frank alone look at how much better he look
at it look at look
at the the first picture down in the second row i mean what a first picture
look at how handsome
he is so handsome but as fray because sting played that part remember in the
dude the david lynch dune
and he was and sting was like every breath yeah yeah that's a police song isn't
it yeah and it's still
him it's very good but what's the difference do you like sting more or the
police more
oh the police fight by far isn't that weird though why did i not like sting
after the police because he
went really family kind of his songs were very like poppy and no it was yeah
like what's that one song
that he sings i don't even remember uh oh oh oh he's field of field of oh yeah
what's that oh he
sings uh streets of philadelphia no no not that's not the field that's not the
field what's the field
one kidding give me the lyrics i think i can sing it no yeah fields of gold na
na na na na na na na
na na na na of rapture or whatever it is yeah you remember me yeah that's it
when the west wind blows
upon the ways of rapture that's right yeah yeah you know fields of gold that's
that song what's your
favorite police song oh god i like it get on the ground get on the ground that's
enough yeah yeah
i can't breathe i can't breathe why can't we do that bad boy bad boy that was a
great song it's a really
good song but uh my favorite my favorite police song was uh uh uh maybe i'm
gonna sing the hum and
let's see if you know it ready yeah my favorite police song yeah that song is
about us you know
that right yeah roxanne's a good song song that i'm singing is called man in
the suitcase it's literally
about our life why must i be the man in the suitcase is it me man with the
strangest face yeah the police
were great so good so good and then um you know what i listened the other day
that i was i hadn't
listened the cars love so many good songs the cars shake it up shake it up that's
so good
it is really good i've been watching i haven't seen i haven't seen anything
because i've been watching
shogun
everyone's talking about shogun shogun is so good yeah but also i've been
watching uh i watch curb
i watch through curb oh uh richard lewis stand up to date on curb yeah amazing
i heard shogun's great
there's only one problem oh i'm not in it not enough white people okay i don't
think there's
anything in shogun for me though i don't think so either why i can do shogun
that's good yeah yeah
is that what it is you've got the role yeah i got it you got the role why can't
i die
i mean that's what they'd make you do for sure i know but i could die in a
dramatic show of course
no let me just no let me just do it right
i'm sleeping i'm sleeping some samurai comes up to me go to bed
i'm like is he sucking my dick he's not no i know no way then i go oh i feel a
pinching in my stomach
oh it hurts yeah in your mind when you're sleeping you would hear that noise
you go
you check no dick sucking because my sides hurt i look down
why dongle i i we grew up together in the valley the river we had by the creek
is it too much i don't like i don't like this why i don't know what it is
i don't know let me finish it okay that's why you don't you don't let me finish
my scenes
not if they're falling apart i know i'm like the i'm like the fucking conductor
who's like
bail but you're directing it right so just cut it right cut yeah so let me yeah
exactly dude let's go
back to one and i'm as an actor i would probably still do an asian accent even
when i'm not shooting
just to be in the role could i ad lib yeah add rib okay arab yeah yeah are you
ready i'm so prepared
actually you say action or do i just i have to say it okay no no like a good
director take your own
action oh really yeah oh oh oh you cut you're getting stabbed i know i don't
think you owe you
when oh yeah yeah yeah because the oh you was this you're so stupid dude
sometimes well i'm the director
yeah yeah i don't care dude i i fired no no don't fire me you're fired i'm
gonna tell you why you're
wrong the oh you was the first two is realization oh you yeah yeah oh yeah and
then oh you is i will
open my eyes because i'm sleeping yeah you're oh you're napping yeah yeah and i'm
going oh you
right betrayal betrayal oh that's the line betrayal betrayal as you die yeah
okay ready action
oh oh oh oh you betrayal no it's a little too i'm not done too excited i'm not
done
already all right right okay i'll take my one oh you betrayal tony oh it's tony
yes
and it's tony soprano yeah well let's fuse the two worlds i gotta do it i gotta
do it
yeah yeah sorry i gotta stab you how would you would you let me do you do stab
shogun sorry i gotta
stab you what do you want me to do yeah yeah let me stab you oh you do now i'm
the director
but you have it's shogun ready uh scene 46 shogun you know the rapture scene
action
cut was it not believable that i was getting stabbed in my sleep yeah but you're
not an irish
guy how was i irish i look this way no but you're supposed to be you guys
wouldn't give me a japanese
guy oh okay yeah yeah so we don't do that all right so anyway god damn this guy
i should audition this
guy man i swear to god dude i shouldn't offered anyway rapture scene scene 36
take for 15 and action
you stop me oh fairy it's cut i mean yeah um call the academy what do they say
they go um
you know what i mean what does the director say print that print that
print that fucking dead on dude you know when you go on a set and they have
that red light and it says
do not enter when light is on we're rolling always do i always i do it every
time i'm not gonna stop
what are we talking about let me in let me in what the is going there's food in
there i don't understand
what you're saying when they're rolling on a stage they put red lights up to
make you make sure that
you know that they're rolling to not end oh i never oh dude i go in every time
i'm hungry not all
craft service is there i'm hungry not only that it's like i always tell because
there's always a
wardrobe and people waiting there yeah because they don't want to cross i cross
and i go you know what i
always say i go i'm quiet yeah just sneak i slowly and those doors are so heavy
you can there's padded
too yeah they're fine they're so fine then no one's gonna hear you yeah yeah
woohoo yeah